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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   One killed in Fife crash between car and semi-truck. See, this is why you keep your flutists off the road, people   (kiro7.com) divider line
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2019-02-19 11:08:50 AM  
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RIP Fife

 
2019-02-19 11:51:49 AM  
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Reporting a  Fife crash!
 
2019-02-19 11:52:21 AM  
The Thane of Fife had a wife. Where is she now?
 
2019-02-19 11:54:03 AM  
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2019-02-19 11:54:14 AM  
Nip it in the bud!
 
2019-02-19 11:54:26 AM  
Yes, Fife.  The Gateway to Tacoma.
 
2019-02-19 11:54:31 AM  
God damn it.
 
2019-02-19 11:54:37 AM  
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2019-02-19 11:55:54 AM  
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How to play the flute

"Blow in one end, and move your fingers up and down on the outside..."
 
2019-02-19 11:56:18 AM  
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2019-02-19 11:56:43 AM  
The driver's name was Ned, and he died for the maid
He died for the chambermaid of Fife-e-o.
 
2019-02-19 11:56:48 AM  
I always liked the word "flautist."  It always sounded so biological, and, along with "pianist," made music class a lot more fun.
 
2019-02-19 12:00:38 PM  
Fife is just sketchy to drive through period. Idiot drivers and it's where you're most likely to get a camera ticket.
 
2019-02-19 12:03:23 PM  
🎵 I'm just a piccalo
And everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playin🎶
 
2019-02-19 12:03:47 PM  
If I was playing with my flute on the side of the road, it might cause a traffic accident.
 
2019-02-19 12:16:25 PM  
Reported for calling out a Farker in the headline.
 
2019-02-19 12:16:26 PM  

ansius: If I was playing with my flute on the side of the road, it might cause a traffic accident.


The sad truth is, nobody would probably notice.
 
2019-02-19 12:30:22 PM  

Learned Hand Job: The Thane of Fife had a wife. Where is she now?


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2019-02-19 12:33:07 PM  
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2019-02-19 12:41:05 PM  
Is McFifenstein alright?
 
2019-02-19 12:43:35 PM  

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Reporting a  Fife crash!


Damn you!

/shakes tiny posting fist of rage
 
2019-02-19 01:07:08 PM  
Oddly enough, I can play the fife.  I've even got a bamboo one at home.  They're fingered identically to an Irish/tin/penny whistle, so really the only transition you have to make is to learn the proper embouchure.
 
2019-02-19 01:09:28 PM  
Microphone check one two what is this?
 
2019-02-19 01:12:52 PM  
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2019-02-19 01:22:26 PM  
And your bullet in your pocket...
 
2019-02-19 01:44:04 PM  
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2019-02-19 03:50:13 PM  
Perhaps he was flouting the speed limit.
 
2019-02-19 04:36:46 PM  
At least no one lost a pianist.
 
2019-02-19 04:42:30 PM  
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What flautas may look like....
 
2019-02-19 05:41:16 PM  

whidbey: Fife is just sketchy to drive through period. Idiot drivers and it's where you're most likely to get a camera ticket.


some 20 years ago, I was traveling on Air Force business and thru a set of strange circumstances, I ended up "stranded" in Fife for 3 days awaiting military transportation...I checked into a hotel, rented a car and had a 3 day vacation, photographing Mt Ranier and numerous other scenic places....It was fun.
 
2019-02-20 04:56:52 AM  
Is the guy with the drum OK?
 
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