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2019-02-18 07:56:38 PM  
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2019-02-18 08:00:58 PM  
Ok, this one from the comments made me lol

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2019-02-18 08:03:21 PM  
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2019-02-18 08:03:48 PM  
 Mrs. Betty Bowers is the best.
 
2019-02-18 08:14:14 PM  
Even Nixon had a better sense of humor than Trump.  And Nixon couldn't tell a joke if the prize had been reinstatement of the presidency.

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2019-02-18 08:21:44 PM  

Kiler: Ok, this one from the comments made me lol

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Why do I get the lube and Super Glue mixed up all the time?
 
2019-02-18 08:46:40 PM  
Donny got INTO this whole mess because he got his fee-fees hurt at a roast. He doesn't understand humor in the slightest, only that people are laughing AT him, which, I suspect, he heard a LOT when he was growing up to be THIS thin-skinned...

His parents broke him about 60 to 65 years ago, and he's been trying to win their love and respect ever since...and poorly at that...
 
2019-02-18 08:55:40 PM  

The Third Man: Even Nixon had a better sense of humor than Trump.  And Nixon couldn't tell a joke if the prize had been reinstatement of the presidency.

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Actually, Nixon got the Smothers brothers pulled from CBS.
 
2019-02-18 09:11:15 PM  
Oh snap!
 
2019-02-18 09:12:11 PM  

blender61: The Third Man: Even Nixon had a better sense of humor than Trump.  And Nixon couldn't tell a joke if the prize had been reinstatement of the presidency.

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Actually, Nixon got the Smothers brothers pulled from CBS.


He also resigned. A reasonably good trade, if you ask me.

/And I was a Smothers Brothers fan.
 
2019-02-18 09:14:05 PM  

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Why haven't you posted in the thread about "Eighth Grade" winning the WGA?
 
2019-02-18 09:15:16 PM  
Trump has the most esquisite, thinnest skin you can imagine.  Believe me.  Many people are saying how esquisite his thin skin is.
 
2019-02-18 09:16:06 PM  

The Third Man: Even Nixon had a better sense of humor than Trump.  And Nixon couldn't tell a joke if the prize had been reinstatement of the presidency.

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The Nixon I remembered was absolutely humorless; I couldn't imagine him laughing at anything except maybe a paraplegic who wanted to vote Democratic but couldn't quite reach the lever on the voting machine. -- HST
 
2019-02-18 09:16:08 PM  

Kiler: Ok, this one from the comments made me lol


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Judging by the size of the hole in his mouth I'd say he's getting mouth ready for Daddy.
 
2019-02-18 09:16:13 PM  
Trump must take a lot of uppers. There's no way you can be that consistently terrible all the time without pharmaceuticals.
 
2019-02-18 09:18:20 PM  
This how he felt after posting hi tweet
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This how he felt after Betty's response
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2019-02-18 09:18:20 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: The Third Man: Even Nixon had a better sense of humor than Trump.  And Nixon couldn't tell a joke if the prize had been reinstatement of the presidency.

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The Nixon I remembered was absolutely humorless; I couldn't imagine him laughing at anything except maybe a paraplegic who wanted to vote Democratic but couldn't quite reach the lever on the voting machine. -- HST


Sock It To Nixon | Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In | George Schlatter
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2019-02-18 09:20:17 PM  
Mrs. Betty Bowers is also one of America's best Americans.
 
2019-02-18 09:20:57 PM  
Donald Trump has less class than LBJ. Who, as you may know, was famous for (among other things) randomly whipping his dick out at basically any opportunity.
 
2019-02-18 09:21:21 PM  

12349876: Mambo Bananapatch: The Third Man: Even Nixon had a better sense of humor than Trump.  And Nixon couldn't tell a joke if the prize had been reinstatement of the presidency.

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The Nixon I remembered was absolutely humorless; I couldn't imagine him laughing at anything except maybe a paraplegic who wanted to vote Democratic but couldn't quite reach the lever on the voting machine. -- HST

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And they say Al Gore is wooden and unlikeable.
 
2019-02-18 09:21:26 PM  
The Illuminati orchestrated the 2016 election results by hacking your brain.
 
2019-02-18 09:22:45 PM  
In all fairness, LBJ had a little bit more "self-confidence" than Donnie Two Pumps.
 
2019-02-18 09:23:12 PM  

LordJiro: Donald Trump has less class than LBJ. Who, as you may know, was famous for (among other things) randomly whipping his dick out at basically any opportunity.


And taking a dump with the bathroom door open. Which Donnie may also do, I have no idea.
 
2019-02-18 09:24:47 PM  
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2019-02-18 09:28:26 PM  
How do they get away with it without retribution?

Idk. Why does satire deserve retribution? What kind of retribution would even be appropriate?

Why am I bothering to type anymore? Nobody cares and reason and logic are dead. All hail the ancient ones who sleep beneath.
 
2019-02-18 09:29:32 PM  
The reason LBJ wasn't  insecure and could laugh with the gag was  because apparently he was packing a real python in his pants, instead of a tiny mushroom. He used to like to whip it out and show the world exactly who they were farking with.
 
2019-02-18 09:30:55 PM  
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2019-02-18 09:31:03 PM  
Please ignore the previous comment , as my tinfoil lined bot was fed under achieving markov chains....

/ Pondering if I should waste the energy to mark that one as a useful idiot.
// or a failure at the art of sarcasm?

/// yeah nixon was so totally  unfunny when he said "sock it to me" that it wound up being funny.
//// sad that it turns out Nixon was a better PoS than trump.
 
2019-02-18 09:32:28 PM  

Kiler: Ok, this one from the comments made me lol

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To paraphrase True Detective, "...dicks bleeding out of your asshole"
 
2019-02-18 09:35:06 PM  

hubiestubert: Donny got INTO this whole mess because he got his fee-fees hurt at a roast. He doesn't understand humor in the slightest, only that people are laughing AT him, which, I suspect, he heard a LOT when he was growing up to be THIS thin-skinned...

His parents broke him about 60 to 65 years ago, and he's been trying to win their love and respect ever since...and poorly at that...


Lots of us were broken by our parents and we didn't grow into narcissistic douchebags.  We may have our issues and faults, but we're no where near trump territory.
 
2019-02-18 09:36:46 PM  

bobobolinskii: The reason LBJ wasn't  insecure and could laugh with the gag was  because apparently he was packing a real python in his pants, instead of a tiny mushroom. He used to like to whip it out and show the world exactly who they were farking with.


I don't think it was actually particularly large, he just enjoyed whipping it out.
 
2019-02-18 09:38:23 PM  

hobnail: bobobolinskii: The reason LBJ wasn't  insecure and could laugh with the gag was  because apparently he was packing a real python in his pants, instead of a tiny mushroom. He used to like to whip it out and show the world exactly who they were farking with.

I don't think it was actually particularly large, he just enjoyed whipping it out.


I like my version better.
 
2019-02-18 09:38:33 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: blender61: The Third Man: Even Nixon had a better sense of humor than Trump.  And Nixon couldn't tell a joke if the prize had been reinstatement of the presidency.

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Actually, Nixon got the Smothers brothers pulled from CBS.

He also resigned. A reasonably good trade, if you ask me.

/And I was a Smothers Brothers fan.


America always liked you best!
 
2019-02-18 09:39:24 PM  

blender61: The Third Man: Even Nixon had a better sense of humor than Trump.  And Nixon couldn't tell a joke if the prize had been reinstatement of the presidency.

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Actually, Nixon got the Smothers brothers pulled from CBS.


That's an old wives tale with zero truth to it. According to Dickie Smothers anyway.

They pissed off the censors on a regular basis and a skit featuring Harry Belafonte about the violence at the '68 Dem Convention was was deemed to be so over the top so the episode never aired, the show was canceled shortly after that, and they were fired the following spring.

Nixon had nothing to do with it. Again, according to Dick Smothers, that is.

Now, Tommy Smothers DID make Nixon's enemies list (some say he was the first name) reportedly because of him cracking wise about Nixon in their stage act after they got fired from CBS.
 
2019-02-18 09:42:53 PM  

12349876: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 380x214]

Why haven't you posted in the thread about "Eighth Grade" winning the WGA?


He doesn't want to show off.
 
2019-02-18 09:43:59 PM  

mikefinch: How do they get away with it without retribution?

Idk. Why does satire deserve retribution? What kind of retribution would even be appropriate?

Why am I bothering to type anymore? Nobody cares and reason and logic are dead. All hail the ancient ones who sleep beneath.


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2019-02-18 09:44:36 PM  
More fake news from the baby-killers in the MSM media. No president has ever had to fight against such hatred! Those demoncrat libturds just hate that he's making America great!

Hey neato I can take typical Trumpette word salad and it applies to anything. I'm gonna scream that at my boss in the next performance review, get me a raise fersure.
 
2019-02-18 09:44:40 PM  
Wow, Betty Bowers is still around? I haven't though about her in years. I remember when she was on the other side of Poe's law.

Nice quote in any case, now I'm off to see what else she has been up to lately.

/and to see if Strongbad is still answering emails or is he cage-fighting Dilbert now?
//and see who All My Base Belongs to now
///memberberries FTW
 
2019-02-18 09:46:22 PM  
Smothers Brothers, so does this mean a Baldwin brother will portray Jr. next week?
 
2019-02-18 09:46:58 PM  
CSB time.

My brother-in-law (a rabid Fox viewer) was stationed as a guard at the WH during the Kennedy and Johnson administrations. (I can point him out in pictures of dignitaries arriving at the WH after JFK was shot). He has told me some stories about Johnson that would make you laugh your ass off. Especially when LBJ was drinkin' Scotch. He really was a crude as people think, apparently. He had a booming voice, loved to drop F bombs, loudly, and had absolutely zero patience.  And, of course, my ultra-conservative BIL hated his guts. Which makes LBJ ok in my book.
 
2019-02-18 09:48:40 PM  

LordJiro: Donald Trump has less class than LBJ. Who, as you may know, was famous for (among other things) randomly whipping his dick out at basically any opportunity.


To be fair, when you're as hung as LBJ was, you want to show it off.
 
2019-02-18 09:48:41 PM  
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He expects to wind up in a White collar crime country club prison.
 
2019-02-18 09:49:03 PM  

Graffito: hubiestubert: Donny got INTO this whole mess because he got his fee-fees hurt at a roast. He doesn't understand humor in the slightest, only that people are laughing AT him, which, I suspect, he heard a LOT when he was growing up to be THIS thin-skinned...

His parents broke him about 60 to 65 years ago, and he's been trying to win their love and respect ever since...and poorly at that...

Lots of us were broken by our parents and we didn't grow into narcissistic douchebags.  We may have our issues and faults, but we're no where near trump territory.


Yeah, but a lot of us weren't born to millions in the bank, and getting bailed out by Daddy so that consequences for actions never really sank in, save in the quiet deprecation and disapproval that radiated from his parents like body heat...

Donnie IS a wonderful object lesson for parents who may make the terrible mistake of making their childrens' lives too easy...so his bad example could actually lead to some good. Possibly the only good he's ever done, save leaving poor Tiffany alone and letting her grow up without his tiny hands always pawing...
 
2019-02-18 09:52:37 PM  

hobnail: bobobolinskii: The reason LBJ wasn't  insecure and could laugh with the gag was  because apparently he was packing a real python in his pants, instead of a tiny mushroom. He used to like to whip it out and show the world exactly who they were farking with.

I don't think it was actually particularly large, he just enjoyed whipping it out.


It had its own driver's license. It was named Jumbo. LBJ was actually its appendage.
 
2019-02-18 09:52:38 PM  
"Freedom of the Press, if it means anything at all, means the freedom to criticize and oppose." - George Orwell
 
2019-02-18 09:52:51 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: LordJiro: Donald Trump has less class than LBJ. Who, as you may know, was famous for (among other things) randomly whipping his dick out at basically any opportunity.

To be fair, when you're as hung as LBJ was, you want to show it off.


I was drinking in my local today, with a guy, who is a 55 year old retired marine, and in great shape, picture gunny highway from Hearthbreak Ridge.

Nice guy, bit of loudmouth, but brilliant.  We do shot of cheap whiskey and swap lies.

A young kid with a MAGA hat comes in, and starts talking shiat to a girl at the bar, and the giant marine, tells him to back off, and the MAGA hat gets his buddies.

The marine stands up, towers above these kids, and says "hey man, get the fark outta here, cause me hitting you will be child abuse, then if I hit you, I will violate you sexually, cause I am in that kinda mood, and I am not gay".

These kids apologized profusely and beat feat for the door.
 
2019-02-18 09:54:45 PM  

theflatline: Keizer_Ghidorah: LordJiro: Donald Trump has less class than LBJ. Who, as you may know, was famous for (among other things) randomly whipping his dick out at basically any opportunity.

To be fair, when you're as hung as LBJ was, you want to show it off.

I was drinking in my local today, with a guy, who is a 55 year old retired marine, and in great shape, picture gunny highway from Hearthbreak Ridge.

Nice guy, bit of loudmouth, but brilliant.  We do shot of cheap whiskey and swap lies.

A young kid with a MAGA hat comes in, and starts talking shiat to a girl at the bar, and the giant marine, tells him to back off, and the MAGA hat gets his buddies.

The marine stands up, towers above these kids, and says "hey man, get the fark outta here, cause me hitting you will be child abuse, then if I hit you, I will violate you sexually, cause I am in that kinda mood, and I am not gay".

These kids apologized profusely and beat feat for the door.


Gunny Sgt. HandBanana.
 
2019-02-18 09:58:46 PM  

theflatline: Keizer_Ghidorah: LordJiro: Donald Trump has less class than LBJ. Who, as you may know, was famous for (among other things) randomly whipping his dick out at basically any opportunity.

To be fair, when you're as hung as LBJ was, you want to show it off.

I was drinking in my local today, with a guy, who is a 55 year old retired marine, and in great shape, picture gunny highway from Hearthbreak Ridge.

Nice guy, bit of loudmouth, but brilliant.  We do shot of cheap whiskey and swap lies.

A young kid with a MAGA hat comes in, and starts talking shiat to a girl at the bar, and the giant marine, tells him to back off, and the MAGA hat gets his buddies.

The marine stands up, towers above these kids, and says "hey man, get the fark outta here, cause me hitting you will be child abuse, then if I hit you, I will violate you sexually, cause I am in that kinda mood, and I am not gay".

These kids apologized profusely and beat feat for the door.


Finally, a decent Marine Todd story.
 
2019-02-18 10:00:32 PM  
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She might have crazy EYES, but I kind of want her in my BED. It's a chance I'm willing to TAKE. I've give the best CHRISTIAN two minutes of HEAVEN, and then I'll go to SLEEP.

Okay maybe one MINUTE. Okay, thirty seconds TOPS.

And then she'll cut off my JUNK. And then I'll call the COPS. And then we'll go to COURT, and case will get APPEALED, and...

...oh dear dark gods, what has Trump done to me?!
 
2019-02-18 10:01:37 PM  

puffy999: theflatline: Keizer_Ghidorah: LordJiro: Donald Trump has less class than LBJ. Who, as you may know, was famous for (among other things) randomly whipping his dick out at basically any opportunity.

To be fair, when you're as hung as LBJ was, you want to show it off.

I was drinking in my local today, with a guy, who is a 55 year old retired marine, and in great shape, picture gunny highway from Hearthbreak Ridge.

Nice guy, bit of loudmouth, but brilliant.  We do shot of cheap whiskey and swap lies.

A young kid with a MAGA hat comes in, and starts talking shiat to a girl at the bar, and the giant marine, tells him to back off, and the MAGA hat gets his buddies.

The marine stands up, towers above these kids, and says "hey man, get the fark outta here, cause me hitting you will be child abuse, then if I hit you, I will violate you sexually, cause I am in that kinda mood, and I am not gay".

These kids apologized profusely and beat feat for the door.

Gunny Sgt. HandBanana.


Hahahaha. He is a gunny. Drinks well whiskey and PBR 16 OZ, funny, nice guy.  He has serious PTSD and is about two steps from homeless.  We hang, I buy him drinks and we talk cinema.  Has an amazing knowledge of movie history.

In my experience with marines they are either LCD mouth breathers are absolutely farking brilliant.
 
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