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(The Smoking Gun)   "Naked and belligerent" woman, 21, attacked fiancé for declining to have sex with her, cops say   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Samantha Jewel Hernandez, Sexual intercourse, Human sexual behavior, Criminal law, Marriage, police report, Felony, Battery  
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9350 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Feb 2019 at 1:51 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-02-18 01:21:07 PM  
Don't stick your... well.. okay, I probably would with this one. I always had a morbid thing for Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
 
2019-02-18 01:21:26 PM  
They got my address wrong
 
2019-02-18 01:24:17 PM  
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

 
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2019-02-18 01:24:19 PM  

Moodock: Don't stick your... well.. okay, I probably would with this one. I always had a morbid thing for Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.


I guess I can understand how guys get themselves into that situation...
 
2019-02-18 01:25:51 PM  
I have to wonder what her side of this story is...
 
2019-02-18 01:30:40 PM  
Yeah... I'd probably accidentally fall into larceny with that one too...

she looks like fun trouble.

/
 
2019-02-18 01:37:00 PM  

make me some tea: I have to wonder what her side of this story is...


"After the third bottle of tequila..."
 
2019-02-18 01:37:42 PM  

make me some tea: I have to wonder what her side of this story is...


Maybe she wanted it up the back?

//I'll see myself out
 
2019-02-18 01:38:00 PM  
Been there, done that. Have some scars to prove it.

She's cute.  But they've been together for 2 years.  He's tired of her shiat.

She can cut another pony from the string on the range. She can have 'em saddled and trained before the probation ends.

And she was after him, so he can probably do the same. Or already has.
 
2019-02-18 01:40:46 PM  

thorpe: [img.fark.net image 464x295]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


But instead of Michel Keaton showing up, I'd be my erection.
 
2019-02-18 01:51:33 PM  
Girl with bad bangs wants bang badly.
 
2019-02-18 01:54:12 PM  
Holy crap, I thought Walter White let her choke to death.
 
2019-02-18 01:54:13 PM  
Not Beetlejuice. The daughter in "What about Bob?" You're welcome.
 
2019-02-18 01:55:15 PM  
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2019-02-18 01:56:25 PM  
That dumb guy probably gave her his real name. While she is locked up he should be packing his stuff up and moving to another state as quick as he can.
 
2019-02-18 01:56:37 PM  
Doesn't he know you stop the sexy time thing after marriage?  Too soon.
 
2019-02-18 01:57:44 PM  

make me some tea: I have to wonder what her side of this story is...


She is a domestic abuser and will continue to be.
 
2019-02-18 01:57:58 PM  
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2019-02-18 01:58:15 PM  
Why does it seem like all these "woman attacks S.O. after he declines sex" stories are from Florida? Is there something in the water making the women all violently thirsty?
 
2019-02-18 01:59:14 PM  
She seems..... meme ready
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2019-02-18 01:59:32 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: thorpe: [img.fark.net image 464x295]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

But instead of Michel Keaton showing up, I'd be my erection.


I'm not good at understanding euphemisms.
 
2019-02-18 02:02:14 PM  
She seems nice.
 
2019-02-18 02:03:36 PM  
Hell I would do her if I had to splint my dick with a popsicle stick.
 
2019-02-18 02:03:42 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Girl with bad bangs wants bang badly.


HOTY candidate
 
2019-02-18 02:03:48 PM  
I get the feeling that with her you'd have a very good chance waking up the morning after sans a penis...

/or with an extra one sewn to your thigh
 
2019-02-18 02:04:54 PM  

Moodock: Don't stick your... well.. okay, I probably would with this one. I always had a morbid thing for Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.


Almost worth a trip to Florida.
 
2019-02-18 02:05:31 PM  

SpectroBoy: She seems..... meme ready
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For a split second, I thought she was Allison from Orphan Black.
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2019-02-18 02:06:52 PM  
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Don't like the new 'do....
 
2019-02-18 02:08:09 PM  
I see a detached penis in his future.
 
2019-02-18 02:08:12 PM  

SpectroBoy: She seems..... meme ready
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That makeup job looks a bit uncanny ...

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2019-02-18 02:09:03 PM  

Starkaryen: Holy crap, I thought Walter White let her choke to death.


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2019-02-18 02:09:51 PM  

redoctober65: I get the feeling that with her you'd have a very good chance waking up the morning after sans a penis...

/or with an extra one sewn to your thigh


It's more likely than you think, statistically 50% of humanity wakes up sans a penis
 
2019-02-18 02:10:21 PM  
Why is this not attempted rape or at least sexual assault?
 
2019-02-18 02:11:00 PM  

thorpe: [img.fark.net image 464x295]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


I'd say more Wednesday Addams.
 
2019-02-18 02:13:13 PM  

LewDux: redoctober65: I get the feeling that with her you'd have a very good chance waking up the morning after sans a penis...

/or with an extra one sewn to your thigh

It's more likely than you think, statistically 50% of humanity wakes up sans a penis


What percent wakes up w/ sands on their penis?
 
2019-02-18 02:13:33 PM  

thorpe: [img.fark.net image 464x295]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


Yeah, you get engaged to a chick that looks like that, crazy crap is just guaranteed to happen.
 
2019-02-18 02:15:33 PM  

Trocadero: LewDux: redoctober65: I get the feeling that with her you'd have a very good chance waking up the morning after sans a penis...

/or with an extra one sewn to your thigh

It's more likely than you think, statistically 50% of humanity wakes up sans a penis

What percent wakes up w/ sands on their penis?


If you sleep with someone who has a sandy vag...
 
2019-02-18 02:15:37 PM  
Oh yeah... she's a keeper...
 
2019-02-18 02:15:53 PM  

TOSViolation: Why is this not attempted rape or at least sexual assault?


Yeah, I was thinking that.

Also, did anyone else notice how, despite the fiancee having visible, (no matter how minor,) injuries, she was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery, but the second she spit on a cop, she gets slapped with a felony, too?

That's farked up.
 
2019-02-18 02:17:47 PM  

thorpe: [img.fark.net image 464x295]
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Hmmmm she's got a whole Jessica Jones thing going.

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2019-02-18 02:18:41 PM  
now she'll have to hire a lawyer to get her off
 
2019-02-18 02:18:50 PM  

TOSViolation: Why is this not attempted rape or at least sexual assault?


No V forced on P, perhaps.  Or V sitting on F.  Or digits inside A?  But I think the correct answer is "double standard".
 
2019-02-18 02:19:23 PM  

SpectroBoy: She seems..... meme ready
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Could be her sister:

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2019-02-18 02:22:52 PM  

AsylumWraith: TOSViolation: Why is this not attempted rape or at least sexual assault?

Yeah, I was thinking that.

Also, did anyone else notice how, despite the fiancee having visible, (no matter how minor,) injuries, she was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery, but the second she spit on a cop, she gets slapped with a felony, too?

That's farked up.


It *could* be because the boyfriend didn't want to press charges, or didn't feel like pressing the worst ones.  There are some other, legitimate (or at least mostly-legitimate) reasons.
 
2019-02-18 02:23:03 PM  

SpectroBoy: She seems..... meme ready
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She looks a bit, Dutch angle.

There's only two things I hate...
 
2019-02-18 02:23:57 PM  
crazy level too high? knees too sharp? a bit of both?
 
2019-02-18 02:24:10 PM  
This is from her last year arrest for public intoxication.

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2019-02-18 02:26:29 PM  
Before I commit to anything, I would like to know what her definition of sex is...

Maybe he didn't want to be pegged, just saying.
 
2019-02-18 02:26:40 PM  

TOSViolation: Why is this not attempted rape or at least sexual assault?


I guess you can attack someone for not wanting sex with you without it being an attempt to forcibly have sex. Seems like a thin line.
 
2019-02-18 02:26:51 PM  
It was probably 'that time of the month' and the fiancée didn't want to earn his Red Wings.

/She cute but looks extremely young in the mug shot
 
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