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2019-02-18 06:23:54 PM  
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2019-02-18 06:35:21 PM  
Jaime will kill Cersei
 
2019-02-18 06:37:14 PM  
She'll do all the fan favorite kills. It's all fan service from here on out.
 
2019-02-18 07:03:49 PM  
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2019-02-18 07:11:55 PM  
She farking sucks! She could have gone home after stopping over on KL to check out Queen Cersei off her list before going home. I mean, she was right at that Inn that's like a stone throw away from KL and there's a port in KL. She may had even gotten to Winterfell faster if she'd taken that route. There's gonna be a lot of death all because she couldn't prioritize her list.
 
2019-02-18 07:15:40 PM  

kbronsito: She farking sucks! She could have gone home after stopping over on KL to check out Queen Cersei off her list before going home. I mean, she was right at that Inn that's like a stone throw away from KL and there's a port in KL. She may had even gotten to Winterfell faster if she'd taken that route. There's gonna be a lot of death all because she couldn't prioritize her list.


She was heading to KL to kill Cersei, but Hot Pie told her about what was going on with Winterfell and her siblings, and she altered course.
 
2019-02-18 07:16:34 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: She'll do all the fan favorite kills. It's all fan service from here on out.


There's a few spoilers in my answer for those that haven't watched through to current events on the show.
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Nah, I agree with the poster above you, Jaime will kill Cersei. She definitely won't be the one to kill The Mountain. I suppose the writers will go with the eyeroll worthy "Clegane Bowl" bit to do that where they kill each other off, eliminating two more names from her list. I'm betting Beric kicked it at the wall when the undead dragon farked shiat up. I really really want Davos to kill Melisandre for what she did to Shireen (Stanis's daughter). Really, the only person left on Arya's list that I think she'll get to kill is Ilyn Payne. Not bad considering she managed to get Walder Frey, Poliver, Meryn Trant, and that one other whose name I don't recall.
 
2019-02-18 07:26:09 PM  

WilderKWight: kbronsito: She farking sucks! She could have gone home after stopping over on KL to check out Queen Cersei off her list before going home. I mean, she was right at that Inn that's like a stone throw away from KL and there's a port in KL. She may had even gotten to Winterfell faster if she'd taken that route. There's gonna be a lot of death all because she couldn't prioritize her list.

She was heading to KL to kill Cersei, but Hot Pie told her about what was going on with Winterfell and her siblings, and she altered course.



I know.... Hot Pie didn't tell her that her siblings were in imminent danger. If anything he told them that they had just won a great battle and were safe in WF. So why not take a little detour. She could have killed Cersei, grabbed a boat in KL, headed to White Harbor and then onto Winterfel. That's probably faster than riding north from the crossroads inn. Leaving Cersei alive is gonna cost everyone dearly.
 
2019-02-18 07:28:21 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: She'll do all the fan favorite kills. It's all fan service from here on out.

There's a few spoilers in my answer for those that haven't watched through to current events on the show.
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Nah, I agree with the poster above you, Jaime will kill Cersei. She definitely won't be the one to kill The Mountain. I suppose the writers will go with the eyeroll worthy "Clegane Bowl" bit to do that where they kill each other off, eliminating two more names from her list. I'm betting Beric kicked it at the wall when the undead dragon farked shiat up. I really really want Davos to kill Melisandre for what she did to Shireen (Stanis's daughter). Really, the only person left on Arya's list that I think she'll get to kill is Ilyn Payne. Not bad considering she managed to get Walder Frey, Poliver, Meryn Trant, and that one other whose name I don't recall.


Arya is gonna get on the Hound's shoulders for Clegane Bowl. He'll be like a creature with four arms and two swords.
 
2019-02-18 07:30:21 PM  
Syrio Forel is not dead. He water danced away with nothing more than a wooden practice sword.

Change my mind.
 
2019-02-18 07:30:32 PM  
A girl could stick me with the pointy end, IFYKWIMAITYD...
 
2019-02-18 07:31:01 PM  
Its gonna end like Reservoir Dogs and every single character will die.
 
2019-02-18 07:31:43 PM  
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2019-02-18 07:32:10 PM  

Gonz: Syrio Forel is not dead. He water danced away with nothing more than a wooden practice sword.

Change my mind.


I dont think he died in the book- Aria ran away from the fighting and didn't look back
 
2019-02-18 07:34:03 PM  

kbronsito: WilderKWight: kbronsito: She farking sucks! She could have gone home after stopping over on KL to check out Queen Cersei off her list before going home. I mean, she was right at that Inn that's like a stone throw away from KL and there's a port in KL. She may had even gotten to Winterfell faster if she'd taken that route. There's gonna be a lot of death all because she couldn't prioritize her list.

She was heading to KL to kill Cersei, but Hot Pie told her about what was going on with Winterfell and her siblings, and she altered course.


I know.... Hot Pie didn't tell her that her siblings were in imminent danger. If anything he told them that they had just won a great battle and were safe in WF. So why not take a little detour. She could have killed Cersei, grabbed a boat in KL, headed to White Harbor and then onto Winterfel. That's probably faster than riding north from the crossroads inn. Leaving Cersei alive is gonna cost everyone dearly.


Arya may be calculating, but as her experiences at the House of Black and White showed she is still a daughter of Winterfell.  Remember the closest she got to a reunion before was the Red Wedding.
 
2019-02-18 07:35:59 PM  
Arya is gonna be getting the whole damn chicken soon enough.
 
2019-02-18 07:38:40 PM  
This is such bad-assery.

Arya spars with Brienne - Littlefinger's Dagger - Game of Thrones Season 7
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2019-02-18 07:42:56 PM  
Can't wait :)
Feels like they won't have a lot of time for all the characters they have and the undead army breaching the wall. I'm curious to see how it plays out.
 
2019-02-18 07:45:42 PM  

Vhale: Can't wait :)
Feels like they won't have a lot of time for all the characters they have and the undead army breaching the wall. I'm curious to see how it plays out.


Hopefully not too much of a spoiler, but one of the showrunners said every episode in the final season is like a movie. Also cannot wait.
 
2019-02-18 07:46:07 PM  

Gonz: Syrio Forel is not dead. He water danced away with nothing more than a wooden practice sword.

Change my mind.


Of course a man escaped.
 
2019-02-18 07:47:41 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: She'll do all the fan favorite kills. It's all fan service from here on out.

There's a few spoilers in my answer for those that haven't watched through to current events on the show.
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Nah, I agree with the poster above you, Jaime will kill Cersei. She definitely won't be the one to kill The Mountain. I suppose the writers will go with the eyeroll worthy "Clegane Bowl" bit to do that where they kill each other off, eliminating two more names from her list. I'm betting Beric kicked it at the wall when the undead dragon farked shiat up. I really really want Davos to kill Melisandre for what she did to Shireen (Stanis's daughter). Really, the only person left on Arya's list that I think she'll get to kill is Ilyn Payne. Not bad considering she managed to get Walder Frey, Poliver, Meryn Trant, and that one other whose name I don't recall.


If TFA is right, Ilyn Payne simply won't be mentioned again. I'm also not sure we will see Melisandre again in the TV show... There just might not be enough minutes of screen time remaining to resolve that thread.

Part of me wonders will happen when Davos meets the man who used wildfire to slaughter most of his fleet - particularly his son. Will that be addressed at all?
 
2019-02-18 07:49:45 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: She'll do all the fan favorite kills. It's all fan service from here on out.

There's a few spoilers in my answer for those that haven't watched through to current events on the show.
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Nah, I agree with the poster above you, Jaime will kill Cersei. She definitely won't be the one to kill The Mountain. I suppose the writers will go with the eyeroll worthy "Clegane Bowl" bit to do that where they kill each other off, eliminating two more names from her list. I'm betting Beric kicked it at the wall when the undead dragon farked shiat up. I really really want Davos to kill Melisandre for what she did to Shireen (Stanis's daughter). Really, the only person left on Arya's list that I think she'll get to kill is Ilyn Payne. Not bad considering she managed to get Walder Frey, Poliver, Meryn Trant, and that one other whose name I don't recall.


Clegane bowl ends with the mountain victorious. She puts the hound out of his misery that earns Masie and Rory Emmy nods. Then she goes nato on the mountain.
 
2019-02-18 07:51:04 PM  

clkeagle: Dingleberry Dickwad: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: She'll do all the fan favorite kills. It's all fan service from here on out.

There's a few spoilers in my answer for those that haven't watched through to current events on the show.
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Nah, I agree with the poster above you, Jaime will kill Cersei. She definitely won't be the one to kill The Mountain. I suppose the writers will go with the eyeroll worthy "Clegane Bowl" bit to do that where they kill each other off, eliminating two more names from her list. I'm betting Beric kicked it at the wall when the undead dragon farked shiat up. I really really want Davos to kill Melisandre for what she did to Shireen (Stanis's daughter). Really, the only person left on Arya's list that I think she'll get to kill is Ilyn Payne. Not bad considering she managed to get Walder Frey, Poliver, Meryn Trant, and that one other whose name I don't recall.

If TFA is right, Ilyn Payne simply won't be mentioned again. I'm also not sure we will see Melisandre again in the TV show... There just might not be enough minutes of screen time remaining to resolve that thread.

Part of me wonders will happen when Davos meets the man who used wildfire to slaughter most of his fleet - particularly his son. Will that be addressed at all?



Davos has met Tyrion. They were together in Dragonstone and at the Dragon Pit when they took the Wight for show-and-tell.
 
2019-02-18 07:56:26 PM  

kbronsito: clkeagle: Dingleberry Dickwad: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: She'll do all the fan favorite kills. It's all fan service from here on out.

There's a few spoilers in my answer for those that haven't watched through to current events on the show.
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.
.
.
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Nah, I agree with the poster above you, Jaime will kill Cersei. She definitely won't be the one to kill The Mountain. I suppose the writers will go with the eyeroll worthy "Clegane Bowl" bit to do that where they kill each other off, eliminating two more names from her list. I'm betting Beric kicked it at the wall when the undead dragon farked shiat up. I really really want Davos to kill Melisandre for what she did to Shireen (Stanis's daughter). Really, the only person left on Arya's list that I think she'll get to kill is Ilyn Payne. Not bad considering she managed to get Walder Frey, Poliver, Meryn Trant, and that one other whose name I don't recall.

If TFA is right, Ilyn Payne simply won't be mentioned again. I'm also not sure we will see Melisandre again in the TV show... There just might not be enough minutes of screen time remaining to resolve that thread.

Part of me wonders will happen when Davos meets the man who used wildfire to slaughter most of his fleet - particularly his son. Will that be addressed at all?


Davos has met Tyrion. They were together in Dragonstone and at the Dragon Pit when they took the Wight for show-and-tell.


Oh right. I've still only seen the recent season once... Can't remember all the details.
 
2019-02-18 08:10:51 PM  

killdawabbitt: Gonz: Syrio Forel is not dead. He water danced away with nothing more than a wooden practice sword.

Change my mind.

I dont think he died in the book- Aria ran away from the fighting and didn't look back


It plays out similarly in both the book and the show. Though information from Martin himself suggests he's dead. However I wouldn't put it past the show runners to buy in to the fan theory that Syrio was also Jacquen. I think that would be kind of dumb though and don't even think there's time to do it with everything else that needs wrapping up.
 
2019-02-18 08:11:11 PM  
SPOILER:
All these kills are just distractions. She's craftily working her way towards her true target, the one man who poses the greatest threat to her safety and success. The ultimate assassin whose initials are GRRM.

Gonna be one hell of a season finale.
 
2019-02-18 08:30:27 PM  

EdgeRunner: SPOILER:
All these kills are just distractions. She's craftily working her way towards her true target, the one man who poses the greatest threat to her safety and success. The ultimate assassin whose initials are GRRM.

Gonna be one hell of a season finale.


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2019-02-18 08:41:12 PM  

clkeagle: kbronsito: clkeagle: Dingleberry Dickwad: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: She'll do all the fan favorite kills. It's all fan service from here on out.

There's a few spoilers in my answer for those that haven't watched through to current events on the show.
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Nah, I agree with the poster above you, Jaime will kill Cersei. She definitely won't be the one to kill The Mountain. I suppose the writers will go with the eyeroll worthy "Clegane Bowl" bit to do that where they kill each other off, eliminating two more names from her list. I'm betting Beric kicked it at the wall when the undead dragon farked shiat up. I really really want Davos to kill Melisandre for what she did to Shireen (Stanis's daughter). Really, the only person left on Arya's list that I think she'll get to kill is Ilyn Payne. Not bad considering she managed to get Walder Frey, Poliver, Meryn Trant, and that one other whose name I don't recall.

If TFA is right, Ilyn Payne simply won't be mentioned again. I'm also not sure we will see Melisandre again in the TV show... There just might not be enough minutes of screen time remaining to resolve that thread.

Part of me wonders will happen when Davos meets the man who used wildfire to slaughter most of his fleet - particularly his son. Will that be addressed at all?


Davos has met Tyrion. They were together in Dragonstone and at the Dragon Pit when they took the Wight for show-and-tell.

Oh right. I've still only seen the recent season once... Can't remember all the details.


Same here. The last two seasons are the haziest for me. I can't remember what Tyrion and Davos talked about, if anything. I just know they've been together. The other seasons I have seen 2 times or more and remember pretty well. Need to do a full rewatch before the new season starts.

PS. Hoping we'll finally get some resolution on what ever happened when Tyrion went into the whore house with the honeycomb and the jackass.
 
2019-02-18 09:04:09 PM  

Snapper Carr: Jaime will kill Cersei


Other way around I think. Jamie hesitates when he has the chance. Cersei doesn't. Because Jamie still has a tiny, teeny shred of humanity left.
 
2019-02-18 09:27:36 PM  

EdgeRunner: SPOILER:
All these kills are just distractions. She's craftily working her way towards her true target, the one man who poses the greatest threat to her safety and success. The ultimate assassin whose initials are GRRM.

Gonna be one hell of a season finale.


I thought GRRM suggested that he wasn't going to kill Arya off because she's his wife's favorite character.
 
2019-02-18 09:59:32 PM  

twat_waffle: I thought GRRM suggested that he wasn't going to kill Arya off because she's his wife's favorite character.


Except the TV series has it's own writers, since it caught up the the source material.
 
2019-02-18 10:24:53 PM  

kbronsito: clkeagle: kbronsito: clkeagle: Dingleberry Dickwad: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: She'll do all the fan favorite kills. It's all fan service from here on out.

There's a few spoilers in my answer for those that haven't watched through to current events on the show.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nah, I agree with the poster above you, Jaime will kill Cersei. She definitely won't be the one to kill The Mountain. I suppose the writers will go with the eyeroll worthy "Clegane Bowl" bit to do that where they kill each other off, eliminating two more names from her list. I'm betting Beric kicked it at the wall when the undead dragon farked shiat up. I really really want Davos to kill Melisandre for what she did to Shireen (Stanis's daughter). Really, the only person left on Arya's list that I think she'll get to kill is Ilyn Payne. Not bad considering she managed to get Walder Frey, Poliver, Meryn Trant, and that one other whose name I don't recall.

If TFA is right, Ilyn Payne simply won't be mentioned again. I'm also not sure we will see Melisandre again in the TV show... There just might not be enough minutes of screen time remaining to resolve that thread.

Part of me wonders will happen when Davos meets the man who used wildfire to slaughter most of his fleet - particularly his son. Will that be addressed at all?


Davos has met Tyrion. They were together in Dragonstone and at the Dragon Pit when they took the Wight for show-and-tell.

Oh right. I've still only seen the recent season once... Can't remember all the details.

Same here. The last two seasons are the haziest for me. I can't remember what Tyrion and Davos talked about, if anything. I just know they've been together. The other seasons I have seen 2 times or more and remember pretty well. Need to do a full rewatch before the new season starts.

PS. Hoping we'll finally get some resolution on what ever happened when Tyrion went into the whore house with the honeycomb and the jackass.


The whole series was just in the head of Tyrion's mentally handicapped causing, crushing beetles
 
2019-02-18 10:26:16 PM  

sotua: Snapper Carr: Jaime will kill Cersei

Other way around I think. Jamie hesitates when he has the chance. Cersei doesn't. Because Jamie still has a tiny, teeny shred of humanity left.


But Cersei DID hesitate when she had the chance. She let The Mountain let him go. That's as good as a death sentence in earlier seasons. (Before all the plot armor was revealed)
 
2019-02-18 10:28:17 PM  
This show has always managed to do things in the less obvious way. I don't see why they'd stop now. Arya killing Cersei? No, that's what fans want to see, so it won't happen. Did she kill Joffery? Fans got to see him die but not in the way they thought. No Clegane Bowl, because that's what fans want. Jaime's character has had a good arc but he needs an ending worthy of it. That's why I think he'll kill Cersei. Who kills the Mountain, that's the tough question for me. Dany ordering her dragons to tear him apart would be the obvious move. I personally would rather see a left field turn of events such as Tormund fighting and defeating the Mountain.

I think Arya's arc ends with her declaring her search for vengeance is over, I think she spares her last target whoever that turns out to be.
 
2019-02-18 11:19:25 PM  

Snapper Carr: Jaime will kill Cersei


Winner.  As Daenerys army is breaking through the King's Landing walls Cersei will issue an order similar to "burn them all" using her huge supply of wildfire to take out the army and most of the city with it.  Jaime will put his sword through her like he did to the mad king, bringing his character's story around full circle.
 
2019-02-19 12:30:59 AM  

Birnone: This show has always managed to do things in the less obvious way. I don't see why they'd stop now. Arya killing Cersei? No, that's what fans want to see, so it won't happen. Did she kill Joffery? Fans got to see him die but not in the way they thought. No Clegane Bowl, because that's what fans want. Jaime's character has had a good arc but he needs an ending worthy of it. That's why I think he'll kill Cersei. Who kills the Mountain, that's the tough question for me. Dany ordering her dragons to tear him apart would be the obvious move. I personally would rather see a left field turn of events such as Tormund fighting and defeating the Mountain.

I think Arya's arc ends with her declaring her search for vengeance is over, I think she spares her last target whoever that turns out to be.


Except when the Hound runs into the Mountain at the meeting of the Queens with the wight, the Hound says to the Mountain, "You know who is coming for you. You've always known."

Can't drop a Chekov's gun line that and then not follow through.
 
2019-02-19 01:15:05 AM  

Slackfumasta: Birnone: This show has always managed to do things in the less obvious way. I don't see why they'd stop now. Arya killing Cersei? No, that's what fans want to see, so it won't happen. Did she kill Joffery? Fans got to see him die but not in the way they thought. No Clegane Bowl, because that's what fans want. Jaime's character has had a good arc but he needs an ending worthy of it. That's why I think he'll kill Cersei. Who kills the Mountain, that's the tough question for me. Dany ordering her dragons to tear him apart would be the obvious move. I personally would rather see a left field turn of events such as Tormund fighting and defeating the Mountain.

I think Arya's arc ends with her declaring her search for vengeance is over, I think she spares her last target whoever that turns out to be.

Except when the Hound runs into the Mountain at the meeting of the Queens with the wight, the Hound says to the Mountain, "You know who is coming for you. You've always known."

Can't drop a Chekov's gun line that and then not follow through.


My guess (mentioned earlier by someone) is the Mountain kills the Hound then Arya kills the Mountain, or a variation on that like the hound is mortally wounded and Arya has to kill him.  Either way, I think she will run out of names on her list then will lose her identity as killing for revenge was the only thing she lived for.  Without this as motivation and self identity, she will become no one and it will complete her story arc.
 
2019-02-19 09:20:34 AM  

Birnone: No Clegane Bowl, because that's what fans want.


I couldn't care less about CleganeBowl.

If it happens naturally with the story then so be it, but I'm certainly not clamoring for it. I certainly don't wabt some forced set of circumstances that makes it happen.
 
2019-02-19 09:42:39 AM  

kbronsito: Dingleberry Dickwad: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: She'll do all the fan favorite kills. It's all fan service from here on out.

There's a few spoilers in my answer for those that haven't watched through to current events on the show.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nah, I agree with the poster above you, Jaime will kill Cersei. She definitely won't be the one to kill The Mountain. I suppose the writers will go with the eyeroll worthy "Clegane Bowl" bit to do that where they kill each other off, eliminating two more names from her list. I'm betting Beric kicked it at the wall when the undead dragon farked shiat up. I really really want Davos to kill Melisandre for what she did to Shireen (Stanis's daughter). Really, the only person left on Arya's list that I think she'll get to kill is Ilyn Payne. Not bad considering she managed to get Walder Frey, Poliver, Meryn Trant, and that one other whose name I don't recall.

Arya is gonna get on the Hound's shoulders for Clegane Bowl. He'll be like a creature with four arms and two swords.


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2019-02-19 09:44:56 AM  

clkeagle: Birnone: No Clegane Bowl, because that's what fans want.

I couldn't care less about CleganeBowl.

If it happens naturally with the story then so be it, but I'm certainly not clamoring for it. I certainly don't wabt some forced set of circumstances that makes it happen.


Agreed. It really doesn't even count anymore. The Mountain is dead and has been turned into a flesh golem. He's not a man anymore. He's not The Hound's brother anymore. He died in that fight with Oberyn Martell.
 
2019-02-19 10:11:01 AM  

sotua: Snapper Carr: Jaime will kill Cersei

Other way around I think. Jamie hesitates when he has the chance. Cersei doesn't. Because Jamie still has a tiny, teeny shred of humanity left.


Jaimie will have her by the throat, hesitate and be killed by the mountain on her order.
 
2019-02-19 11:34:59 AM  

WilderKWight: Agreed. It really doesn't even count anymore. The Mountain is dead and has been turned into a flesh golem. He's not a man anymore. He's not The Hound's brother anymore. He died in that fight with Oberyn Martell.


Yeah, this.  I'm surprised this point isn't brought up more when this topic is discussed.
 
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