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(Twitter)   It's an EMERGENCY Mar-a-Lago Omelet Bar - because you can't play an EMERGENCY round of golf without a balanced EMERGENCY breakfast   (twitter.com) divider line
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2019-02-16 01:18:19 PM  
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2019-02-16 01:22:55 PM  
"Mister President I'm not sure Skittles are an approved omelette..."

"CALL ICE!"
 
2019-02-16 01:25:53 PM  
It's true: the camera adds twenty pounds of Nazism.
 
2019-02-16 01:27:43 PM  
Two bottles of ketchup.

TWO ...
 
2019-02-16 01:30:14 PM  
He looks old.

//Hold out hope for a mother nature resolution.
 
2019-02-16 01:34:09 PM  
Every presidential buffet requires the emergency tweet shiatter to be standing by and ready to go. 
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2019-02-16 01:34:42 PM  

italie: He looks old.

//Hold out hope for a mother nature resolution.


There's probably two doctors and a crash cart within 20' of him at all times
 
2019-02-16 01:42:18 PM  
You gotta love the poster on the wall behind the omelette slinger, with a pic of Comrade Combover and the words "CAN YOU WALK THE WALK?" This coming from a guy who has to take a golf cart to travel 10 yards.
 
2019-02-16 01:43:25 PM  

whither_apophis: italie: He looks old.

//Hold out hope for a mother nature resolution.

There's probably two doctors and a crash cart within 20' of him at all times


Don't ruin this for me.
 
2019-02-16 01:45:20 PM  
I am surprised that this lazy fat f#ck looks like he lost weight. Then again, the stress of being told no all the time might be messing with his appetite or stomach.
 
2019-02-16 01:46:44 PM  
Nothing says class like farking ketchup at the omelet bar.
 
2019-02-16 01:48:51 PM  
It's funny, he looks more like Stephen Baldwin in that photo. Alec should pass the torch.
 
2019-02-16 01:50:07 PM  

theflatline: Nothing says class like farking ketchup at the omelet bar.


Granted, it probably doubles as a well-done steak bar too, so there's that.
 
2019-02-16 01:50:23 PM  

ltnor: I am surprised that this lazy fat f#ck looks like he lost weight. Then again, the stress of being told no all the time might be messing with his appetite or stomach.


According to his most recent physical, he's actually put on a whole 4 pounds and is at 243.

Yea, it makes no sense.
 
2019-02-16 01:52:12 PM  

scottydoesntknow: ltnor: I am surprised that this lazy fat f#ck looks like he lost weight. Then again, the stress of being told no all the time might be messing with his appetite or stomach.

According to his most recent physical, he's actually put on a whole 4 pounds and is at 243.

Yea, it makes no sense.


They released it? Wow.
 
2019-02-16 01:54:58 PM  
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2019-02-16 01:55:25 PM  
Somehow without his orange makeup and ill fitted suit he actually looks normal. Almost human.
 
2019-02-16 01:55:55 PM  
Ps can make any farkwad thinner
 
2019-02-16 01:56:40 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: It's true: the camera adds twenty pounds of Nazism.


So, how many cameras are ON him?
 
2019-02-16 01:56:41 PM  
WHERE IS THE OUTCRY FROM REPUBLICANS OVER TRUMP WEARING A TAN SUIT?!?!?!
 
2019-02-16 02:07:20 PM  

JulieAzel626: Somehow without his orange makeup and ill fitted suit he actually looks normal. Almost human.


He looks like an unwell old man who would annoy the fark out of you to have to talk to and everyone is relieved when he finally walks away.
 
2019-02-16 02:12:30 PM  
This place costs a quarter-million to join plus $1100 a month in dues? I've stayed in nicer Holiday Inn Expresses
 
2019-02-16 02:12:47 PM  

LionHound: theflatline: Nothing says class like farking ketchup at the omelet bar.

Granted, it probably doubles as a well-done steak bar too, so there's that.


I have been to many an omelet bar in my life, on multiple continents, and never remember seeing a ketchup bottle at one.  Much less squeezable condiments.
 
2019-02-16 02:14:50 PM  
You libs are pathetic.

Jared is spending the whole weekend in The White House Situation Room managing and monitoring the EXXXXXTREEEEEEEME Emergency at the border. Trump plans to check in with him after every round to ensure that wall building is all going according to schedule.
 
2019-02-16 02:16:03 PM  
GREAT FARKING HEADLINE, subby

Out yourself and take a bow
 
2019-02-16 02:18:13 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: This place costs a quarter-million to join plus $1100 a month in dues? I've stayed in nicer Holiday Inn Expresses


It's a safe space for billionaires to let their hair down, like going to the dollar store.
 
2019-02-16 02:24:19 PM  

ltnor: I am surprised that this lazy fat f#ck looks like he lost weight. Then again, the stress of being told no all the time might be messing with his appetite or stomach.


He hasn't.
Not only do his clothes blend into the wall in the photo, he isn't wearing the normal "suit pant, tucked in shirt, belt" attire - an untucked sweater hides a multitude of sins.
 
2019-02-16 02:24:37 PM  
"Can you walk the walk?" Not if there are stairs involved.
 
2019-02-16 02:25:43 PM  
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He looks like 500 pounds of hammered shiat for starters..  And what's that obvious square patch on his mug?  Spray tan miss, or a flash reflection from somewhere?
 
2019-02-16 02:30:35 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: This place costs a quarter-million to join plus $1100 a month in dues? I've stayed in nicer Holiday Inn Expresses


Customary club refurbishment - generally every 3-5 years - paint, lighting, new sconces, new carpet and updated upholstery - would mean shutting down for a week or better.

"The Sunrise Room will be unavailable to members during the week of....apologies for any inconvenience" means "no money is being collected *and* I am shelling out money??"

C'mon.....this is a Trump property.....
 
2019-02-16 02:30:50 PM  

markie_farkie: [img.fark.net image 850x1114]
He looks like 500 pounds of hammered shiat for starters..  And what's that obvious square patch on his mug?  Spray tan miss, or a flash reflection from somewhere?


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"Sorry, you look like regular shiat."
 
2019-02-16 02:40:21 PM  

markie_farkie: [img.fark.net image 850x1114]
He looks like 500 pounds of hammered shiat for starters..  And what's that obvious square patch on his mug?  Spray tan miss, or a flash reflection from somewhere?


In the tanning bed tweeting and fell asleep and dropped his phone on his face.
 
2019-02-16 02:43:40 PM  

optikeye: markie_farkie: [img.fark.net image 850x1114]
He looks like 500 pounds of hammered shiat for starters..  And what's that obvious square patch on his mug?  Spray tan miss, or a flash reflection from somewhere?

In the tanning bed tweeting and fell asleep and dropped his phone on his face.


you might be joking but.....*squint*......damn, there it is.
 
2019-02-16 02:52:39 PM  

markie_farkie: [img.fark.net image 850x1114]
He looks like 500 pounds of hammered shiat for starters..  And what's that obvious square patch on his mug?  Spray tan miss, or a flash reflection from somewhere?


Resting dementia face
 
2019-02-16 03:03:21 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: It's true: the camera adds twenty pounds of Nazism.


Yeah, I would prefer to not see him.
 
2019-02-16 03:09:23 PM  
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2019-02-16 03:09:36 PM  
currently walking the walk myself, so I feel an unusual connection to trump today

/any good ointment recommendations?
 
2019-02-16 03:10:25 PM  
Jesus christ, do they even wash the cookery? That fscking pan is DISGUSTING. You'd be fired from any restaurant if you left things so gross.
 
2019-02-16 03:10:54 PM  

HawgWild: Two bottles of ketchup.

TWO ...


Wow the rich are really living the dream.
 
2019-02-16 03:11:32 PM  
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2019-02-16 03:12:31 PM  

parasol: optikeye: markie_farkie: [img.fark.net image 850x1114]
He looks like 500 pounds of hammered shiat for starters..  And what's that obvious square patch on his mug?  Spray tan miss, or a flash reflection from somewhere?

In the tanning bed tweeting and fell asleep and dropped his phone on his face.

you might be joking but.....*squint*......damn, there it is.


I'm guessing there are windows or doors leading outside and that's a reflection from a glass pane
 
2019-02-16 03:13:16 PM  

Cyberluddite: You gotta love the poster on the wall behind the omelette slinger, with a pic of Comrade Combover and the words "CAN YOU WALK THE WALK?" This coming from a guy who has to take a golf cart to travel 10 yards.


Is it one of his book covers or just him being inspirational? I wonder if he took credit for making the quote too?
 
2019-02-16 03:13:25 PM  
that's some sh*tty wood, too

/already rumored, though
 
2019-02-16 03:14:43 PM  
GLORIOUS!
 
2019-02-16 03:14:46 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: This place costs a quarter-million to join plus $1100 a month in dues? I've stayed in nicer Holiday Inn Expresses


That's just the laundry fees.
 
2019-02-16 03:15:48 PM  

theflatline: I have been to many an omelet bar in my life, on multiple continents, and never remember seeing a ketchup bottle at one.  Much less squeezable condiments.


At least it was ketchup and not fancy mustard!

Checkmate libs!
 
2019-02-16 03:18:02 PM  
PICKLE! I LIKE OMELETS! DO YOU LIKE OMELETS?
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2019-02-16 03:18:32 PM  
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2019-02-16 03:18:59 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: parasol: optikeye: markie_farkie: [img.fark.net image 850x1114]
He looks like 500 pounds of hammered shiat for starters..  And what's that obvious square patch on his mug?  Spray tan miss, or a flash reflection from somewhere?

In the tanning bed tweeting and fell asleep and dropped his phone on his face.

you might be joking but.....*squint*......damn, there it is.

I'm guessing there are windows or doors leading outside and that's a reflection from a glass pane


That's my assumption. Also, the bill of his cap seems to come into play as well. Doesn't seem like anything more than angles and lighting.
 
2019-02-16 03:19:05 PM  

ltnor: scottydoesntknow: ltnor: I am surprised that this lazy fat f#ck looks like he lost weight. Then again, the stress of being told no all the time might be messing with his appetite or stomach.

According to his most recent physical, he's actually put on a whole 4 pounds and is at 243.

Yea, it makes no sense.

They released it? Wow.


Well, they released SOMETHING. A report that claims his BP is 118/80 with a 70 resting heart rate. I refuse to believe either of those.
 
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