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(Twitter)   Here's Mike Pence bringing greetings "from the 45th president of the United States of America, President Donald Trump" to the audience at the Munich Security Conference only to be met with dead silence. Please clap   (twitter.com) divider line
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2019-02-16 10:35:30 AM  
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2019-02-16 10:39:58 AM  
LOL
 
2019-02-16 10:42:22 AM  
He had the audacity to stand there and lecture them about honoring debts, when his boss is a serial bankruptcy junkie who regularly stiffs contractors.

Even now, he's pushing to withhold back pay to government contractors who got farked during his temper tantrum shutdown.

Fark off, Pence.

Better yet, everyone in that room should have called his hypocrisy out and told him to GTFO.
 
2019-02-16 10:44:20 AM  
I fsuspect we're close to out and out booing instead of polite silence before this circus ends.
 
2019-02-16 10:46:53 AM  

shastacola: I fsuspect we're close to out and out booing instead of polite silence before this circus ends.


I really hope so.
 
2019-02-16 10:48:17 AM  
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2019-02-16 10:59:02 AM  
Were there no Farkers in the room?  Not one?  Three seconds of perfect, absolute silence...and not one person did a   **cough cough** SUCK IT! **cough** ?

There is no hope for humanity.
 
2019-02-16 11:00:11 AM  
that definitely looked to me like a slightly reserved display of his signature 'clap at the end of this line,' increasingly strung-out but pronounced delivery, with synchronized butting head movement, before the lengthy pin-drop pause, too

unfortunately, in the very next breath he was recalling something from 'the old book,' so all of his supporters will have gone into an almost immediate reboot and the pence pause may as well never have existed
 
2019-02-16 11:00:30 AM  
Should have greeted with the typical Iraqi sign of welcome:
BUSH SHOE THROW LOOP
Youtube _4rYWc4o-eY


Bobble your farking head at that dipstick.
 
2019-02-16 11:02:19 AM  

markie_farkie: He had the audacity to stand there and lecture them about honoring debts, when his boss is a serial bankruptcy junkie who regularly stiffs contractors.


THAT. Just WTF
 
2019-02-16 11:05:22 AM  
Pool report on VP Pence opening remarks at John McCain Award Ceremony at Munich Security Conference.

Hmm.  I wonder what might have been the first foreboding that this thing was not going to end well?
 
2019-02-16 11:07:37 AM  

Prey4reign: Should have greeted with the typical Iraqi sign of welcome:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_4rYWc4o​-eY]

Bobble your farking head at that dipstick.


This will never not make me laugh out loud.
 
2019-02-16 11:08:03 AM  

shastacola: I fsuspect we're close to out and out booing instead of polite silence before this circus ends.


Well, Dump couldn't really tell when people were laughing at him so I'm not really confident he'll understand the booing either.  "No sir, they're saying Boo--urns."
 
2019-02-16 11:09:06 AM  
Does the next president even want the job? I mean... it's gonna suck cleaning this up.
 
2019-02-16 11:13:12 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Does the next president even want the job? I mean... it's gonna suck cleaning this up.


Hey, the bar is so low that the next person just has to know to wipe after they take a dump.
 
2019-02-16 11:14:25 AM  

Prey4reign: Should have greeted with the typical Iraqi sign of welcome:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_4rYWc4o​-eY]

Bobble your farking head at that dipstick.


Actually, I thought that was the finest moment of Dubya's presidency. He showed true calm and agility at the way he dodged that shoe, and it was quite impressive. Too bad it's the only time of his presidency that he showed those sorts of qualities.
 
2019-02-16 11:15:59 AM  

Cyberluddite: Prey4reign: Should have greeted with the typical Iraqi sign of welcome:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_4rYWc4o​-eY]

Bobble your farking head at that dipstick.

Actually, I thought that was the finest moment of Dubya's presidency. He showed true calm and agility at the way he dodged that shoe, and it was quite impressive. Too bad it's the only time of his presidency that he showed those sorts of qualities.


It was impressive on his part, that's what makes it so funny. Also, he has a slight smile on his face like he thinks it's funny too.
 
2019-02-16 11:18:44 AM  

Cyberluddite: Prey4reign: Should have greeted with the typical Iraqi sign of welcome:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_4rYWc4o​-eY]

Bobble your farking head at that dipstick.

Actually, I thought that was the finest moment of Dubya's presidency. He showed true calm and agility at the way he dodged that shoe, and it was quite impressive. Too bad it's the only time of his presidency that he showed those sorts of qualities.


What are the odds that Trump could never get out of the way of that shoe?
 
2019-02-16 11:21:27 AM  

Prey4reign: Cyberluddite: Prey4reign: Should have greeted with the typical Iraqi sign of welcome:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_4rYWc4o​-eY]

Bobble your farking head at that dipstick.

Actually, I thought that was the finest moment of Dubya's presidency. He showed true calm and agility at the way he dodged that shoe, and it was quite impressive. Too bad it's the only time of his presidency that he showed those sorts of qualities.

What are the odds that Trump could never get out of the way of that shoe?


That would be hilarious to see.  He'd have to stand there with a heel-shaped shiner, and finish his speech.
 
2019-02-16 11:34:42 AM  
Some people should always have a title before their name, like "Convicted Rapist Mike Tyson."
Every time I see the VP's name, I sub in, "Religious Extremist Mike Pence."
 
2019-02-16 11:34:47 AM  

shastacola: I fsuspect we're close to out and out booing instead of polite silence before this circus ends.


Yeah, I'm waiting for a Ceausescu's last speech moment.
 
2019-02-16 11:36:27 AM  

Nina9: Some people should always have a title before their name, like "Convicted Rapist Mike Tyson."
Every time I see the VP's name, I sub in, "Religious Extremist Mike Pence."


Or Hand Picked By Manafort Mike Pence.
 
2019-02-16 11:39:06 AM  

Nina9: Some people should always have a title before their name, like "Convicted Rapist Mike Tyson."
Every time I see the VP's name, I sub in, "Religious Extremist Mike Pence."


Religious Extremist and Man Requiring Chaperone with Female Dinner Guests Mike Pence.
 
2019-02-16 11:44:33 AM  

markie_farkie: Nina9: Some people should always have a title before their name, like "Convicted Rapist Mike Tyson."
Every time I see the VP's name, I sub in, "Religious Extremist Mike Pence."

Religious Extremist and Man Requiring Chaperone with Female Dinner Guests Mike Pence.


Mike Pence was in a fraternity in college, and a party got raided, and the kegs were hidden, and Pence showed the campus police where the beer was.

That is a true story.
 
2019-02-16 11:59:11 AM  
Nina9:  Every time I see the VP's name, I sub in, "Religious Extremist Miscarriage Funerals."

Word Replacer 2 for Chrome. Makes everything better/Lulzy.
 
2019-02-16 12:18:42 PM  

Nina9: Some people should always have a title before their name, like "Convicted Rapist Mike Tyson."
Every time I see the VP's name, I sub in, "Religious Extremist Mike Pence."


Religious Extremist and literal motherf*cker, Mike Pence."
 
2019-02-16 12:35:00 PM  

Cyberluddite: Prey4reign: Should have greeted with the typical Iraqi sign of welcome:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_4rYWc4o​-eY]

Bobble your farking head at that dipstick.

Actually, I thought that was the finest moment of Dubya's presidency. He showed true calm and agility at the way he dodged that shoe, and it was quite impressive. Too bad it's the only time of his presidency that he showed those sorts of qualities.


Yeah, he was kind of badass there, unlike when he played ID4 on that carrier.
 
2019-02-16 12:35:33 PM  

optikeye: markie_farkie: He had the audacity to stand there and lecture them about honoring debts, when his boss is a serial bankruptcy junkie who regularly stiffs contractors.

THAT. Just WTF


Don't forget the treaties he's unilaterally decided to pull out of or just not honor.

Nobody in the world can, or should, trust the USA right now. Maybe after the Fanta Menace is gone, we can start rebuilding our reputation
 
2019-02-16 12:49:09 PM  
The Fuhrer sends greetings from the Fuhrerbunker! Clap now.
 
2019-02-16 12:51:22 PM  
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2019-02-16 12:51:47 PM  
and here's what Lardo is doing this morning

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2019-02-16 12:52:15 PM  

shastacola: Prey4reign: Should have greeted with the typical Iraqi sign of welcome:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_4rYWc4o​-eY]

Bobble your farking head at that dipstick.

This will never not make me laugh out loud.


I mean, say what you will about Dubya, but boy could dodge a shoe.
 
2019-02-16 12:52:41 PM  
Lol, he really was waiting for SOME kind of applause, or acknowledgement...or something...

A normal person  would know what this means. Too bad he and his boss aren't.
 
2019-02-16 12:53:17 PM  

shastacola: I fsuspect we're close to out and out booing instead of polite silence before this circus ends.


We've had laughter.  Silence.  Booing can't be far off.  Then, what... getting mooned?
 
2019-02-16 12:53:41 PM  

theflatline: markie_farkie: Nina9: Some people should always have a title before their name, like "Convicted Rapist Mike Tyson."
Every time I see the VP's name, I sub in, "Religious Extremist Mike Pence."

Religious Extremist and Man Requiring Chaperone with Female Dinner Guests Mike Pence.

Mike Pence was in a fraternity in college, and a party got raided, and the kegs were hidden, and Pence showed the campus police where the beer was.

That is a true story.


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-02-16 12:53:43 PM  

JudgeSmails: and here's what Lardo is doing this morning

[img.fark.net image 425x566]


He looks like shiat.

/more so than he normally does
//looks like he's lost some weight too
///sun-downing is a biatch
 
2019-02-16 12:53:51 PM  

JudgeSmails: and here's what Lardo is doing this morning

[img.fark.net image 425x566]


LOL at the "can you walk the walk" poster behind the counter.
"Are you sure that's how hamberder is made?
 
2019-02-16 12:53:52 PM  

ltnor: shastacola: I fsuspect we're close to out and out booing instead of polite silence before this circus ends.

I really hope so.


Fsuspect cybersecurity is a great field to be in. Yeah me.
 
2019-02-16 12:54:14 PM  

MrBallou: Nobody in the world can, or should, trust the USA right now. Maybe after the Fanta Menace is gone, we can start rebuilding our reputation


It takes a lot longer to make something than break something.
 
2019-02-16 12:54:28 PM  

JudgeSmails: and here's what Lardo is doing this morning

[img.fark.net image 425x566]


And there's a friggin poster of him behind the guy. What a narcissist.
 
2019-02-16 12:54:52 PM  
Please clap

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2019-02-16 12:55:20 PM  

ColonelCathcart: JudgeSmails: and here's what Lardo is doing this morning

[img.fark.net image 425x566]

He looks like shiat.

/more so than he normally does
//looks like he's lost some weight too
///sun-downing is a biatch


Goddamn he looks bad without his protective spray tan.
 
2019-02-16 12:55:27 PM  

ColonelCathcart: JudgeSmails: and here's what Lardo is doing this morning

[img.fark.net image 425x566]

He looks like shiat.

/more so than he normally does
//looks like he's lost some weight too
///sun-downing is a biatch


they also missed a spot

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-02-16 12:56:18 PM  

markie_farkie: NewportBarGuy: Does the next president even want the job? I mean... it's gonna suck cleaning this up.

Hey, the bar is so low that the next person just has to know to wipe after they take a dump.


Why wipe your ass if you're gonna dump again later?
 
2019-02-16 12:56:45 PM  

shastacola: Cyberluddite: Prey4reign: Should have greeted with the typical Iraqi sign of welcome:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_4rYWc4o​-eY]

Bobble your farking head at that dipstick.

Actually, I thought that was the finest moment of Dubya's presidency. He showed true calm and agility at the way he dodged that shoe, and it was quite impressive. Too bad it's the only time of his presidency that he showed those sorts of qualities.

It was impressive on his part, that's what makes it so funny. Also, he has a slight smile on his face like he thinks it's funny too.


What's not funny is the guy who threw the shoe spent time being tortured in prison.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munta​d​har_al-Zaidi
 
2019-02-16 12:57:09 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: shastacola: Prey4reign: Should have greeted with the typical Iraqi sign of welcome:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_4rYWc4o​-eY]

Bobble your farking head at that dipstick.

This will never not make me laugh out loud.

I mean, say what you will about Dubya, but boy could dodge a shoe.


They have a whole phys ed course centered around that at Harvard Business.
It's actually a requisite class for their graduates.
 
2019-02-16 12:57:18 PM  
A guy like Pence is used to awkward. Awkward is his middle name.
 
2019-02-16 12:57:25 PM  

theflatline: markie_farkie: Nina9: Some people should always have a title before their name, like "Convicted Rapist Mike Tyson."
Every time I see the VP's name, I sub in, "Religious Extremist Mike Pence."

Religious Extremist and Man Requiring Chaperone with Female Dinner Guests Mike Pence.

Mike Pence was in a fraternity in college, and a party got raided, and the kegs were hidden, and Pence showed the campus police where the beer was.

That is a true story.


How is he still alive?
 
2019-02-16 12:57:48 PM  

JudgeSmails: ColonelCathcart: JudgeSmails: and here's what Lardo is doing this morning

[img.fark.net image 425x566]

He looks like shiat.

/more so than he normally does
//looks like he's lost some weight too
///sun-downing is a biatch

they also missed a spot

[img.fark.net image 336x448]


Nice catch.
 
2019-02-16 12:57:53 PM  

JudgeSmails: ColonelCathcart: JudgeSmails: and here's what Lardo is doing this morning

[img.fark.net image 425x566]

He looks like shiat.

/more so than he normally does
//looks like he's lost some weight too
///sun-downing is a biatch

they also missed a spot

[img.fark.net image 336x448]


WTF, is this real?
 
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