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2019-02-15 09:30:33 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2019-02-15 09:40:59 PM  
Everyone Trump Hires Lies
 
2019-02-15 09:52:06 PM  
Lock them all up.
Put them in a cell with Charles Manson
 
2019-02-15 10:54:46 PM  

vudukungfu: Lock them all up.
Put them in a cell with Charles Manson


They still have him in a cell? Thought they would have buried him by now.
 
2019-02-15 10:58:03 PM  
May have? Yeah... there's no maybe here.
 
2019-02-15 11:07:46 PM  
NO COLLUSION EXCEPT FOR CROOKED HILLARY AND 421 ANGRY DEMOCRATS. #PROCESS_CRIMES_AREN'T_EVEN_REAL_CRIME​S
 
2019-02-15 11:38:41 PM  
If kind of feels like there is blood in the water now.
 
2019-02-15 11:40:47 PM  

mrshowrules: If kind of feels like there is blood in the water now.


was it before or after the "national emergency" declaration?

I think Manafort/Stone/Cohen all having shiat happen today was probably what triggered the national emergency. Trump is panicking
 
2019-02-16 02:18:48 AM  
Destroy these farks. One and all.
 
2019-02-16 02:22:06 AM  

NateAsbestos: Destroy these farks. One and all.


we will do nothing of the sort.

in fact, its looking more and more like Trump will not face any consequences for his actions.  not from the courts or congress at any rate.  that doesn't rule out...other...consequences however.  but as for officially official consequences?  Trump might actually rape the constitution and get away with it.
 
2019-02-16 02:23:14 AM  

Weaver95: NateAsbestos: Destroy these farks. One and all.

we will do nothing of the sort.

in fact, its looking more and more like Trump will not face any consequences for his actions.  not from the courts or congress at any rate.  that doesn't rule out...other...consequences however.  but as for officially official consequences?  Trump might actually rape the constitution and get away with it.


One.
And.
All.
 
2019-02-16 03:34:51 AM  
That sort of is a prerequisite for their employment...
 
2019-02-16 04:39:55 AM  

Weaver95: NateAsbestos: Destroy these farks. One and all.

we will do nothing of the sort.

in fact, its looking more and more like Trump will not face any consequences for his actions.  not from the courts or congress at any rate.  that doesn't rule out...other...consequences however.  but as for officially official consequences?  Trump might actually rape the constitution and get away with it.


Sure.
 
2019-02-16 04:41:03 AM  
Always go for the lawyers.  They have all the maps to the graves.
 
2019-02-16 04:43:49 AM  

vudukungfu: Lock them all up.
Put them in a cell with Charles Manson


nah.  if you really hated someone and wanted 'em to have a 'full throttle' prison experience then you 'accidentally' tag them as a kiddie rapist and 'accidentally' put them in gen pop for a couple of weeks.  IF they survive, then you can correct the 'mistake' and put them into protected custody.  or, ya know, whatever is left at any rate.
 
2019-02-16 04:47:06 AM  
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2019-02-16 04:47:08 AM  
Don't worry Giuliani will surely explain it all away.  Or or at least say words.
 
2019-02-16 04:47:39 AM  

Bootleg: vudukungfu: Lock them all up.
Put them in a cell with Charles Manson

They still have him in a cell? Thought they would have buried him by now.


Bury him alive? That's too good for him.

/Sssh don't ruin the surprise.
 
2019-02-16 04:48:28 AM  

Weaver95: vudukungfu: Lock them all up.
Put them in a cell with Charles Manson

nah.  if you really hated someone and wanted 'em to have a 'full throttle' prison experience then you 'accidentally' tag them as a kiddie rapist and 'accidentally' put them in gen pop for a couple of weeks.  IF they survive, then you can correct the 'mistake' and put them into protected custody.  or, ya know, whatever is left at any rate.


Or you could let gen pop know they're lawyers who at one point were prosecutors. Same result. Only half a lie.
 
2019-02-16 04:48:49 AM  
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2019-02-16 04:49:27 AM  
At this point, is it not just a safe bet to assume that anyone connected to this administration that has been called upon to testify before Congress, the FBI, or any other group has committed perjury?  I just assume that lying is their form of breathing now.
 
2019-02-16 04:50:42 AM  

bobobolinskii: Weaver95: vudukungfu: Lock them all up.
Put them in a cell with Charles Manson

nah.  if you really hated someone and wanted 'em to have a 'full throttle' prison experience then you 'accidentally' tag them as a kiddie rapist and 'accidentally' put them in gen pop for a couple of weeks.  IF they survive, then you can correct the 'mistake' and put them into protected custody.  or, ya know, whatever is left at any rate.

Or you could let gen pop know they're lawyers who at one point were prosecutors. Same result. Only half a lie.


or a lawyer who defended kiddie rapists AND used to be prosecutors.
 
2019-02-16 04:53:39 AM  

aleister_greynight: Don't worry Giuliani will surely explain it all away.  Or or at least say words.


Where is Rudy anyway? Doesn't seem like he's been around recently.
 
2019-02-16 04:57:39 AM  

Flaming Gas Bag: aleister_greynight: Don't worry Giuliani will surely explain it all away.  Or or at least say words.

Where is Rudy anyway? Doesn't seem like he's been around recently.


around physically or around mentally?  because you're gonna have to narrow that one down a bit...
 
2019-02-16 05:09:44 AM  
Hey y'all, let's tear down our institutions & the rule of law for short-term gain!  There's NO downside!

/asshats
 
2019-02-16 05:13:20 AM  
Plead insanity, Giuliani.  Anyone who has seen your press interviews will attest to it.
 
2019-02-16 05:50:30 AM  

Flaming Gas Bag: aleister_greynight: Don't worry Giuliani will surely explain it all away.  Or or at least say words.

Where is Rudy anyway? Doesn't seem like he's been around recently.


Good call, he has been quiet. Probably his dementia acting up...a bit like ol' cheeto
 
2019-02-16 05:56:04 AM  

ktybear: Flaming Gas Bag: aleister_greynight: Don't worry Giuliani will surely explain it all away.  Or or at least say words.

Where is Rudy anyway? Doesn't seem like he's been around recently.

Good call, he has been quiet. Probably his dementia acting up...a bit like ol' cheeto


More likely his dementia no longer out shined donnie dipshiat on an uppers rager and he became superfluous.
 
2019-02-16 06:02:19 AM  

mrshowrules: If kind of feels like there is blood in the water now.


At least onebody has said that every Friday for the past 25 months.
 
2019-02-16 07:10:44 AM  
At this rate Trumps legacy will be the Trump administration memorial prison with so many getting in trouble.
 
2019-02-16 07:21:01 AM  

somedude210: Everyone Trump Hires Lies


Rick Wilson's sequel book, due out next fall.
 
2019-02-16 07:30:44 AM  

groppet: At this rate Trumps legacy will be the Trump administration memorial prison with so many getting in trouble.


The presidential library will be built inside a federal prison.
 
2019-02-16 07:32:52 AM  

biohazardengr: groppet: At this rate Trumps legacy will be the Trump administration memorial prison with so many getting in trouble.

The presidential library will be built inside a federal prison.


...and be filled almost exclusively with porn and children's flip books.
 
2019-02-16 07:34:33 AM  

Bootleg: vudukungfu: Lock them all up.
Put them in a cell with Charles Manson

They still have him in a cell? Thought they would have buried him by now.


Exactly.
 
2019-02-16 07:39:09 AM  

Weaver95: biohazardengr: groppet: At this rate Trumps legacy will be the Trump administration memorial prison with so many getting in trouble.

The presidential library will be built inside a federal prison.

...and be filled almost exclusively with porn and children's flip books.


Remind Donnie not to combine those two..
 
2019-02-16 07:39:59 AM  

Alphax: Weaver95: biohazardengr: groppet: At this rate Trumps legacy will be the Trump administration memorial prison with so many getting in trouble.

The presidential library will be built inside a federal prison.

...and be filled almost exclusively with porn and children's flip books.

Remind Donnie not to combine those two..


I hate to be the one to break this to you but....I think he might already have done so with...um. well...yah.

lets just drop that subject.
 
2019-02-16 07:49:17 AM  
*please be Giuliani *
 
2019-02-16 07:53:41 AM  

damaged maven: mrshowrules: If kind of feels like there is blood in the water now.

At least onebody has said that every Friday for the past 25 months.


And yet the water continues to get bloodier.
 
2019-02-16 07:59:00 AM  

Alphax: ...and be filled almost exclusively with porn and children's flip books.

Remind Donnie not to combine those two..


All that would do is ensure he did just that because nobody tells him what to do.
 
2019-02-16 08:10:03 AM  

TomTudbury: Bootleg: vudukungfu: Lock them all up.
Put them in a cell with Charles Manson

They still have him in a cell? Thought they would have buried him by now.

Exactly.


Difficulty: The might get along just fine and be besties, assumng one wasn't a putrid mass of rotting flesh......oh wait, they both are
 
2019-02-16 08:14:45 AM  
Monday morning breaking news:  Lawyer of Trump's office raided by FBI.
 
2019-02-16 08:14:57 AM  

groppet: At this rate Trumps legacy will be the Trump administration memorial prison with so many getting in trouble.


This is the only edifice that should be left bearing his name after all this. Do the pharaonic thing and strike it from every wall, obelisk and scroll.

All we'd have left is the Trump SooperdooperMax Federal Penitentiary for Adults Who Can't Lie Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Crimes Good Too.  There they teach you that there's more to life than being a really, really ridiculously sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot.
 
2019-02-16 08:15:10 AM  

Bootleg: vudukungfu: Lock them all up.
Put them in a cell with Charles Manson

They still have him in a cell? Thought they would have buried him by now.


Let's hope. It's been a while.
 
2019-02-16 08:21:38 AM  
That's not news, that's a day ending in "y". Lying assholes lie.
 
2019-02-16 08:23:12 AM  

vudukungfu: Lock them all up.
Put them in a cell with Charles Manson


Since they are aiding and abetting a traitor can we just hang them with the traitor? Set up a gallows and let all of them swing in the wind on the white house lawn.
 
2019-02-16 08:25:46 AM  

somedude210: Everyone Trump Hires Lies


#MAGA
Making Attorneys Get Attorneys
 
2019-02-16 08:31:22 AM  

somedude210: mrshowrules: If kind of feels like there is blood in the water now.


... Trump is panicking


You know we keep saying this...
 
2019-02-16 08:36:04 AM  

mrshowrules: If kind of feels like there is blood in the water now.


Thats just Megyn Kelly taking a bath.
 
2019-02-16 08:48:20 AM  

groppet: At this rate Trumps legacy will be the Trump administration memorial prison with so many getting in trouble.


Trump's Presidential library will be the literacy center at a federal correctional facility.
 
2019-02-16 08:51:31 AM  
But did they claim to land in Bosnia under sniper fire? Because THAT seems to be a "get out of jail free" card.
 
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