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(CNN)   Lyin' Sarah Sanders interviewed by Mueller. Bet she didn't see that coming   (cnn.com) divider line
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2019-02-15 03:58:13 PM  
"The President urged me, like he has everyone in the administration, to fully cooperate with the special counsel. I was happy to voluntarily sit down with them," Sanders said...

Translation: "Oh shiat".
 
2019-02-15 04:18:15 PM  
Mueller's guys are screwed.

Sarah is an incredibly good liar.
 
2019-02-15 05:08:32 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Mueller's guys are screwed.

Sarah is an incredibly good liar.


Sarcasm? I can't tell anymore.
 
2019-02-15 05:14:11 PM  
I doubt she saw eye to eye with him.
 
2019-02-15 05:21:46 PM  
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2019-02-15 05:22:16 PM  
Lyin' Sarah Sanders interviewed by Mueller. Bet she didn't see that coming


Guess they drug in for an interview.
 
2019-02-15 05:22:32 PM  
Maybe she'll give up the locations of the mass animal graves made by her brother.
 
2019-02-15 05:22:47 PM  
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I wonder if she tried acting out this sce-
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRFFF*
I knew I shouldn't have tried typing that.
 
2019-02-15 05:22:48 PM  

Cyberluddite: I doubt she saw eye to eye with him.


she probably saw eye to eye to somewhere over his shoulder
 
2019-02-15 05:22:52 PM  

Cyberluddite: I doubt she saw eye to eye with him.


Harsh and nice.  A funny and smart for you.
 
2019-02-15 05:23:14 PM  
I wonder how many times she said "LOOk!"
 
2019-02-15 05:23:42 PM  
. I was happy to voluntarily sit down with them

and lie my sociopathic ass off.
 
2019-02-15 05:23:45 PM  

Badmoodman: Lyin' Sarah Sanders interviewed by Mueller. Bet she didn't see that coming


Guess they drug in for an interview.


Umm, drug her...


//stop multitasking
 
2019-02-15 05:24:18 PM  

mrparks: I wonder how many times she said "LOOk!"


or misuse Negotiate.
 
2019-02-15 05:26:06 PM  
Don't mind me, I'm just here to up vote the headline.
 
2019-02-15 05:26:16 PM  
"As Mueller's team wraps up the special investigation..."
Really? REALLY? Those cards have been invisible since this started.
 
2019-02-15 05:26:21 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Mueller's guys are screwed.

Sarah is an incredibly good liar.


No way to outsmart her - she's like a human chameleon !

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2019-02-15 05:27:02 PM  
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2019-02-15 05:28:00 PM  
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2019-02-15 05:28:29 PM  
I was gonna submit this as 'Mueller gives Huckabee the stink eye'  :(
 
2019-02-15 05:28:59 PM  

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: [media.tenor.com image 220x220]


OK, wtf is that? I'm creeped out now...
 
2019-02-15 05:29:15 PM  

whidbey: . I was happy to voluntarily sit down with them

and lie my sociopathic ass off.


sure.  the FBI loves it when you lie to them.  And they aren't asking you anything they don't already know about.
 
2019-02-15 05:29:17 PM  

oldfarthenry: [img.fark.net image 371x209]
I wonder if she tried acting out this sce-
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRFFF*
I knew I shouldn't have tried typing that.


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2019-02-15 05:29:36 PM  
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2019-02-15 05:29:47 PM  
No matter the outcome, Mueller needs a damn medal just for wading into this cesspool full of assholes.
 
2019-02-15 05:31:12 PM  
Mueller is going after associated with Trump.
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2019-02-15 05:31:35 PM  
"Sarah, with your permission, we'd like to connect you up to a polygraph test."

"Oh, sure, I don't mind.  Nothing but the truth from me!"

"Sir, this is incredible.  The machine turned itself on the moment she walked into the room and has already detected 15 falsehoods!"
 
2019-02-15 05:31:53 PM  

ManateeGag: whidbey: . I was happy to voluntarily sit down with them

and lie my sociopathic ass off.

sure.  the FBI loves it when you lie to them.  And they aren't asking you anything they don't already know about.


Just saying the girl can't help it.
 
2019-02-15 05:34:24 PM  
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2019-02-15 05:34:56 PM  

smitty04: Mueller is going after associated with Trump.
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'The guy hired to investigate the Trump campaign and administration is interviewing people that are or were part of the Trump campaign and administration! This is...apparently an outrage!'
 
2019-02-15 05:35:23 PM  
She's going to be Satan's spokesperson in hell and it couldn't happen to a more deserving person. She has out done Bahgdad Bob, fer chrissakes, and that's a major feat.
 
2019-02-15 05:35:24 PM  

smitty04: Mueller is going after associated with Trump.
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Do you have any redeeming qualities?
 
2019-02-15 05:36:39 PM  
"The statement that Don Jr. issued is true," Sanders said at the time. "There's no inaccuracy in the statement. The President weighed in as any father would, based on the limited information that he had."

So in human language, that translates to "He lied his ass off without knowing any of the facts"?
That is one of the most believable lies she has told, it is entirely plausible (normal, repeatable, constant), but you damn well know 2 Scoops had knowledge of the meeting, even "if" not before or during. Hell, he drafted 1/2 Scoop's lies!

So things are starting to happen... I just hope it gains momentum and speed. Everyday the trump & co are in power is another day they lie, cheat and steal, hurting us all.
 
2019-02-15 05:36:49 PM  

gopher321: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: [media.tenor.com image 220x220]

OK, wtf is that? I'm creeped out now...


LOOK.  LOOK AND DESPAIR.
 
2019-02-15 05:38:21 PM  

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: [media.tenor.com image 220x220]


She broke the deep fake machine?
 
2019-02-15 05:38:30 PM  
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2019-02-15 05:38:33 PM  
why bother? if anything truthful came out of her mouth it would only be, literally, the word "truthful"
 
2019-02-15 05:38:38 PM  

Bazolar: No matter the outcome, Mueller needs a damn medal just for wading into this cesspool full of assholes.


Wade? He's on a beam above it, using a net and a spear...
And he doesn't get a medal until we sees how he (and it) plays out in the end. That is not to say I don't respect and appreciate his work...
 
2019-02-15 05:39:58 PM  

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You're silly
 
2019-02-15 05:40:40 PM  
They thought they could sneak up behind her. She definitely saw that coming.
 
2019-02-15 05:40:49 PM  
This is actually an interesting case.

I don't think SHS actually knows anything incriminating as a direct witness. More specifically she probably doesn't know what she knows.

What the prosecutors are going to be focused on are questions like "did Trump tell you X at Y date?" It might seem perfectly innocent to her but it could turn out to be key evidence that Trump definitely knew something he is denying he knew.

The problem for SHS is that she will definitely do her utmost to protect Trump and make the mistake of answering those kinds of questions (trying to come up with exculpatory testimony) when she should say "I don't recollect that."

I hope someday we will see if I'm right on this.
 
2019-02-15 05:41:38 PM  

smitty04: [cached-assets.patriotpost.us image 600x392]


*Pan out to massive pile of rats being processed into federal prison at the top of the hole.*

Sure, buddy. You have the right of things.
 
2019-02-15 05:42:07 PM  

whidbey: smitty04: Mueller is going after associated with Trump.
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Do you have any redeeming qualities?


IMHO: nope. Sub human garbage.
 
2019-02-15 05:42:14 PM  

mcreel: They thought they could sneak up behind her. She definitely saw that coming.


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2019-02-15 05:42:39 PM  

smitty04: [cached-assets.patriotpost.us image 600x392]


You must be unaware of Manafort's history. There hasn't been a murderous dictator he wasn't willing to help out, as long as he got paid.
 
2019-02-15 05:42:42 PM  

smitty04: [cached-assets.patriotpost.us image 600x392]


Denial is a terrible head-cratering thing.
 
2019-02-15 05:45:19 PM  

AntiNerd: This is actually an interesting case.

I don't think SHS actually knows anything incriminating as a direct witness. More specifically she probably doesn't know what she knows.

What the prosecutors are going to be focused on are questions like "did Trump tell you X at Y date?" It might seem perfectly innocent to her but it could turn out to be key evidence that Trump definitely knew something he is denying he knew.

The problem for SHS is that she will definitely do her utmost to protect Trump and make the mistake of answering those kinds of questions (trying to come up with exculpatory testimony) when she should say "I don't recollect that."

I hope someday we will see if I'm right on this.


The lies coming from the Trump administration are quite orchestrated, if completely inept and transparent. You don't get the whole right wing propaganda machine spinning in the same direction so consistently through sheer happenstance. SHS has been the horse's ass's mouth for quite some time now, there's no way she wasn't privy to any of the strategy discussions surrounding their messaging. She knows plenty, whether she'll testify to it or not. By hauling her lying ass in for questioning they can lean on her like they have been leaning on the rest of these criminals, by giving them every opportunity to lie and then nailing them to a wall with that concrete fact while squeezing them for all the things they "didn't recall" previously.
 
2019-02-15 05:45:52 PM  

kkinnison: why bother? if anything truthful came out of her mouth it would only be, literally, the word "truthful"


She'd spontaneously combust. Her children should be removed from her for mental abuse. I feel so sorry for those kids.
 
2019-02-15 05:47:42 PM  

Dictatorial_Flair: AntiNerd: This is actually an interesting case.

I don't think SHS actually knows anything incriminating as a direct witness. More specifically she probably doesn't know what she knows.

What the prosecutors are going to be focused on are questions like "did Trump tell you X at Y date?" It might seem perfectly innocent to her but it could turn out to be key evidence that Trump definitely knew something he is denying he knew.

The problem for SHS is that she will definitely do her utmost to protect Trump and make the mistake of answering those kinds of questions (trying to come up with exculpatory testimony) when she should say "I don't recollect that."

I hope someday we will see if I'm right on this.

The lies coming from the Trump administration are quite orchestrated, if completely inept and transparent. You don't get the whole right wing propaganda machine spinning in the same direction so consistently through sheer happenstance. SHS has been the horse's ass's mouth for quite some time now, there's no way she wasn't privy to any of the strategy discussions surrounding their messaging. She knows plenty, whether she'll testify to it or not. By hauling her lying ass in for questioning they can lean on her like they have been leaning on the rest of these criminals, by giving them every opportunity to lie and then nailing them to a wall with that concrete fact while squeezing them for all the things they "didn't recall" previously.


Precedent in prosecution: Ron Zeigler
 
2019-02-15 05:47:43 PM  

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