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(Instagram)   I'll take Jennifer Garner in the shower playing with a Penguin, Alex   (instagram.com) divider line
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2019-02-10 12:05:26 PM  
Rule 34 material.

**zip**
 
2019-02-10 12:06:59 PM  
Me too.
 
2019-02-10 12:16:30 PM  
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2019-02-10 12:20:35 PM  
"Washing the Penguin." Not as I imagined.
 
2019-02-10 12:25:29 PM  
Jennifer Garner has gold-plated grab rails and a fake penguin in her shower.
 
2019-02-10 02:17:25 PM  
My day has come.
 
2019-02-10 02:19:13 PM  

NuclearPenguins: My day has come.


Username checks out.
 
2019-02-10 02:35:47 PM  
There is no detail of that I can point to and say "That's hot".  And yet, I find it hot".
 
2019-02-10 03:04:27 PM  
My penguins explode with delight
 
2019-02-10 03:16:34 PM  

Unobtanium: My penguins explode with delight


There's a nipple on your telly.
 
2019-02-10 03:17:14 PM  

maddan: There is no detail of that I can point to and say "That's hot".  And yet, I find it hot".


The knowing looks she gives the camera as she washes it's undercarriage is... No, not hot. And yet...
 
2019-02-10 03:18:20 PM  
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2019-02-10 03:21:13 PM  
Yeah!  Scrub that cloaca!  Wooooo!
 
2019-02-10 03:21:14 PM  
I would disappoint her in that shower.
 
2019-02-10 03:24:31 PM  
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2019-02-10 03:27:09 PM  
Penguins are so sensitive to my needs.
 
2019-02-10 03:32:12 PM  
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2019-02-10 03:34:20 PM  
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2019-02-10 03:41:23 PM  
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That makes my pants fit funny...
 
2019-02-10 03:44:05 PM  
What in the world.
 
2019-02-10 03:46:56 PM  

mrparks: Penguins are so sensitive to my needs.


Lyle Lovett - Penguins
Youtube bNvKOzg03Es
 
2019-02-10 03:51:57 PM  
Man, seems like her publicity machine is working overtime lately.  She must have a new movie coming out soon.
 
2019-02-10 03:52:19 PM  

NuclearPenguins: My day has come.


I can't really compete with a man who is this prepared.
 
2019-02-10 03:58:59 PM  
The Critic 'Penguins Can't Fly'
Youtube 6JsZbSzMi08
 
2019-02-10 04:03:25 PM  
Headline could have quit after 4 words.
 
2019-02-10 04:04:44 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Man, seems like her publicity machine is working overtime lately.  She must have a new movie coming out soon.


It might have a penguin in it. Prepare yourself emotionally.
 
2019-02-10 04:16:27 PM  
In Soviet Russia, penguin washes you.

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2019-02-10 04:19:21 PM  

FrancoFile: I would disappoint her in that shower.


I think I just did.
 
b19
2019-02-10 04:25:06 PM  
NOOT NOOT
 
2019-02-10 04:25:47 PM  
I would rather the penguin be dressed and washing her, and she was the one who was naked, standing contently, but strangely immobile, in the middle of the shower.

But that's probably just the meds talking.
 
2019-02-10 04:34:35 PM  
That made me green with jealousy.
 
2019-02-10 04:38:43 PM  
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2019-02-10 04:54:20 PM  
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.....Subby
 
2019-02-10 05:05:05 PM  
Let's see her heel THIS down the drain.
 
2019-02-10 05:14:23 PM  
Benedict Cumberbatch Can't Say 'Penguins' - The Graham Norton Show on BBC America
Youtube 9GHPNKUMf70
 
2019-02-10 05:14:55 PM  

doglover: In Soviet Russia, penguin washes you.

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You might be surprised to find out where that hose goes next.

Or not.
 
2019-02-10 05:21:08 PM  
She's heavier in the backside than I expected.

And why would she post this video clip?  I don't get it.
 
2019-02-10 05:39:29 PM  
She's quirky, I like her.
 
2019-02-10 05:41:24 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: That made me green with jealousy.


It shows:
 
2019-02-10 05:42:19 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: That made me green with jealousy.


I meant: It shows:
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2019-02-10 05:47:18 PM  
Are they Mr. Poppers?
 
2019-02-10 05:52:09 PM  
Nice to see that everyone in this thread knows how to spell 'penguin'.  Entirely too many people spell it 'penquin'.
 
2019-02-10 05:59:47 PM  
Penquins are cool but I think they're gonna be overpopulated if the polar bears keep dying.
 
2019-02-10 06:04:30 PM  

Weatherkiss: Penquins are cool but I think they're gonna be overpopulated if the polar bears keep dying.


Agread. Pennequins are kewl. Poler bares keap the populashun under controle.
 
2019-02-10 06:04:55 PM  
And here I sit thinking I was finished masturbating today. Silly me
*zip*
 
2019-02-10 06:05:20 PM  
Her shower is bigger than my first apartment.
 
2019-02-10 06:05:55 PM  

WilderKWight: I would rather the penguin be dressed and washing her, and she was the one who was naked, standing contently, but strangely immobile, in the middle of the shower.

But that's probably just the meds talking.


No, this is a perfectly normal response.
 
2019-02-10 06:06:29 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: And here I sit thinking I was finished masturbating today. Silly me
*zip*


You already did finish. Several. Times. Today. It's okay, you can finish more than once with diminishing returns. Keep hydrated.
 
2019-02-10 06:09:31 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Weatherkiss: Penquins are cool but I think they're gonna be overpopulated if the polar bears keep dying.

Agread. Pennequins are kewl. Poler bares keap the populashun under controle.


Peenqueens have a thing for bears.
 
2019-02-10 06:14:36 PM  

markie_farkie: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Weatherkiss: Penquins are cool but I think they're gonna be overpopulated if the polar bears keep dying.

Agread. Pennequins are kewl. Poler bares keap the populashun under controle.

Peenqueens have a thing for bears.


A Peenqueen once bit my syster.
 
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