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(Daily Star)   Miss Ukraine stripped of her crown because she was "hiding something", if you know what I mean (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2019-02-09 12:03:06 PM  
Of course. A lot of men can't fantasize about moms.
 
2019-02-09 12:06:08 PM  
She's (was married to) a man ( and has a) baby...
 
2019-02-09 12:36:29 PM  
Because she's not a virgin?

-click-

Yep.  Essentially.

Haven't these cultural dinosaurs died out yet, or are they just going to turn into everlasting zombies like traveling circuses and American Idol?
 
2019-02-09 12:40:36 PM  
Miss Ukraine stripped of her title after organisers discover she's hiding THIS secret
MISS Ukraine has watched her shiny crown being taken off her after she failed to disclose this important information.


Look, if your headline and subheadline can't be bothered, neither can I.
 
2019-02-09 01:47:59 PM  
so...... no Captain Winkie?
 
2019-02-09 02:08:50 PM  
Slow news day.
Tits please.
 
2019-02-09 02:14:55 PM  

elvisaintdead: so...... no Captain Winkie?


THE LACES WERE IN!
 
2019-02-09 03:14:45 PM  
You mean she wasn't a virgin? DEAR GOD!

The fact that men run these livestock shows just proves that they're not worth the trouble. The fact that Trump was involved in this just proves that these farcical pageants are sleazy.
 
2019-02-09 03:26:49 PM  

IgG4: She's (was married to) a man ( and has a) baby...


Thought this was another "hiding the sausage" story. Left disappointed.
 
2019-02-09 03:28:20 PM  
According to the competition rules, mothers or women who have been married are not allowed to enter the pageant.

Miss Great Britain had similar rules banning mothers and married women, but was abolished in 2013.


You know, just in case you had any notion that these things were anything other than a meat-market for rich men.
 
2019-02-09 03:30:50 PM  
Butt stuff.

The answer is always butt stuff.

How do you drive from New York to Miami without taking I-95? Butt stuff.
Who was the King of Poland in 1671? Butt stuff.
How can you make whoopie and still be a virgin? Butt stuff.
 
2019-02-09 03:31:08 PM  
MILFs get on respect
 
2019-02-09 03:31:09 PM  

flamark: IgG4: She's (was married to) a man ( and has a) baby...

Thought this was another "hiding the sausage" story. Left disappointed.


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2019-02-09 03:31:25 PM  
In a statement released yesterday, spokeswoman Victoria Kiose said: "Only a woman who has never been married and has never had children can take part in the pageant, according to the rules."

This makes no sense.
 
2019-02-09 03:32:22 PM  
no respect
/sorry, Freudian slit
 
2019-02-09 03:33:13 PM  
And now I have to look for this on ImageFap. Thanks, subby.
 
2019-02-09 03:34:05 PM  
Well there is only one thing for us to make her do.
The naked walk of shame through town.
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2019-02-09 03:34:29 PM  
Hopefully the PR pays off for her modeling career better than keeping the crown.

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2019-02-09 03:38:33 PM  

edmo: Of course. A lot of men can't fantasize about moms.


Or maybe because she was married and the competition is called "Miss Ukraine"?

Just a wild guess.
 
2019-02-09 03:41:30 PM  

Beginning of the end: In a statement released yesterday, spokeswoman Victoria Kiose said: "Only a woman who has never been married and has never had children can take part in the pageant, according to the rules."

This makes no sense.


Does the Miss America pageant still have these rules?  There used to be a separate Mrs. America pageant for married women.
 
2019-02-09 03:41:58 PM  
Well, that tears it. I was on the fence about the integrity and objectivity (see what I did there?) of these competitions. After this, I just can't take them seriously anymore. Thanks, Oksana.
 
2019-02-09 03:42:32 PM  
Who does this rule serve?
 
2019-02-09 03:44:01 PM  

UsikFark: Who does this rule serve?


Butt stuff.
 
2019-02-09 03:44:11 PM  

flamark: IgG4: She's (was married to) a man ( and has a) baby...

Thought this was another "hiding the sausage" story. Left disappointed.


One of the rare cases when I actually did not know what was meant.
 
2019-02-09 03:44:41 PM  

Beginning of the end: In a statement released yesterday, spokeswoman Victoria Kiose said: "Only a woman who has never been married and has never had children can take part in the pageant, according to the rules."

This makes no sense.


Toxic "masculine" bullshiat.
 
2019-02-09 03:46:13 PM  

Beginning of the end: In a statement released yesterday, spokeswoman Victoria Kiose said: "Only a woman who has never been married and has never had children can take part in the pageant, according to the rules."

This makes no sense.


In what universe did you expect beauty pageants to make sense?
 
2019-02-09 03:46:48 PM  

mongbiohazard: Beginning of the end: In a statement released yesterday, spokeswoman Victoria Kiose said: "Only a woman who has never been married and has never had children can take part in the pageant, according to the rules."

This makes no sense.

Toxic "masculine" bullshiat.


Masculine my ass. I'm a big bearded man who chops wood, drinks, tokes, and I will sleep with a woman as long as she is sti free and not crazy. If I don't look masculine af idk who would.

No, this is from the knees too sharp crowd. The ones who probably care a little too much about invisible stretch Mark's etc.
 
2019-02-09 03:48:05 PM  
Is being unmarried and without chuld part of the deal going in?  Or did they spring the rules on her after she entered the contest.  If she went in knowing she was a fraud, I say send her to the ice mines.  If the contest changed the rules, send all the leadership to the ice mines.

Problem solved.
 
2019-02-09 03:50:32 PM  
She gives good face. I would not be opposed to finding out about any other talents she wishes to advertise.
 
2019-02-09 03:50:37 PM  
Miss Ukraine stripped*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*
bah.
 
2019-02-09 03:51:16 PM  

Beginning of the end: In a statement released yesterday, spokeswoman Victoria Kiose said: "Only a woman who has never been married and has never had children can take part in the pageant, according to the rules."

This makes no sense.


I guess it's called Miss whatever country for a reason. Miss means you're not or have been married  where these pageants are concerned. It's stupid but it's their rules, which are stupid as hell.
 
2019-02-09 03:51:28 PM  

Beginning of the end: mongbiohazard: Beginning of the end: In a statement released yesterday, spokeswoman Victoria Kiose said: "Only a woman who has never been married and has never had children can take part in the pageant, according to the rules."

This makes no sense.

Toxic "masculine" bullshiat.

Masculine my ass. I'm a big bearded man who chops wood, drinks, tokes, and I will sleep with a woman as long as she is sti free and not crazy. If I don't look masculine af idk who would.

No, this is from the knees too sharp crowd. The ones who probably care a little too much about invisible stretch Mark's etc.


There's a reason I put the word "masculine" in quotes.
 
2019-02-09 03:51:34 PM  

Beginning of the end: mongbiohazard: Beginning of the end: In a statement released yesterday, spokeswoman Victoria Kiose said: "Only a woman who has never been married and has never had children can take part in the pageant, according to the rules."

This makes no sense.

Toxic "masculine" bullshiat.

Masculine my ass. I'm a big bearded man who chops wood, drinks, tokes, and I will sleep with a woman as long as she is sti free and not crazy. If I don't look masculine af idk who would.

No, this is from the knees too sharp crowd. The ones who probably care a little too much about invisible stretch Mark's etc.


I think that's why "masculine" is in quotes.
The MRA/incel/alt-right crowd thinks they are the peak of masculinity.
No soyboys among them.
 
2019-02-09 03:53:47 PM  
Well she broke the rules. So she gets NOTHING, she loses, good day now.
 
2019-02-09 03:53:55 PM  
fark y'all. Here's some music .
Grace VanderWaal - Clearly
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2019-02-09 03:54:33 PM  

mongbiohazard: Beginning of the end: mongbiohazard: Beginning of the end: In a statement released yesterday, spokeswoman Victoria Kiose said: "Only a woman who has never been married and has never had children can take part in the pageant, according to the rules."

This makes no sense.

Toxic "masculine" bullshiat.

Masculine my ass. I'm a big bearded man who chops wood, drinks, tokes, and I will sleep with a woman as long as she is sti free and not crazy. If I don't look masculine af idk who would.

No, this is from the knees too sharp crowd. The ones who probably care a little too much about invisible stretch Mark's etc.

There's a reason I put the word "masculine" in quotes.


I know, just ranting at these goddamn idiots.
 
2019-02-09 03:58:10 PM  
Look, if Ms. Ukraine used to be Mr. Ukraine, I have no problem w--

Oh. She's had a baby?

Well, let's ignite the torches, folks. We have an unbeliever in our midst.
 
2019-02-09 03:58:23 PM  
I too would have bet the farm on penis. But looking at her, no. Stupid rule though.
 
2019-02-09 03:58:45 PM  

WTFDYW: Beginning of the end: In a statement released yesterday, spokeswoman Victoria Kiose said: "Only a woman who has never been married and has never had children can take part in the pageant, according to the rules."

This makes no sense.

I guess it's called Miss whatever country for a reason. Miss means you're not or have been married  where these pageants are concerned. It's stupid but it's their rules, which are stupid as hell.


It's discriminatory, unnecessary, and is the equivalent of a purity test.

Also impractical. Name one hot virgin. Not one single one has existed since the dawn of man that wasn't chained down and locked away.

At which point they became not hot from the dungeon stuff and not virgins from their captor.

Beauty contests are fine. But making the criteria involve "did you ever have a kid or marry" is pants on head stupid. She had NO evidence she was ever pregnant on her body, as evidenced by her WINNING. So she should've been fine.

I'm sorry but if you're a woman, had babies, and have zero stretch marks there.. you DESERVE that prize.
 
2019-02-09 03:59:04 PM  
Was it a penis?

/weirdest boner
 
2019-02-09 04:03:44 PM  
Was it a penis? (Sorry, abborrent1 but I could not leave that one out.)

A career as a pron star or Russian prostitute (the best prostitues according to Putin)?

A Snuk?

Vladimir Putin himself?

Donald Trump's tiny gloves?

The Red Chinese contestant?

Thank you. I'll be here all night. Stiff your lousy waitress or wait-person.
 
2019-02-09 04:05:49 PM  
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2019-02-09 04:06:09 PM  

Beginning of the end: WTFDYW: Beginning of the end: In a statement released yesterday, spokeswoman Victoria Kiose said: "Only a woman who has never been married and has never had children can take part in the pageant, according to the rules."

This makes no sense.

I guess it's called Miss whatever country for a reason. Miss means you're not or have been married  where these pageants are concerned. It's stupid but it's their rules, which are stupid as hell.

It's discriminatory, unnecessary, and is the equivalent of a purity test.

Also impractical. Name one hot virgin. Not one single one has existed since the dawn of man that wasn't chained down and locked away.

At which point they became not hot from the dungeon stuff and not virgins from their captor.

Beauty contests are fine. But making the criteria involve "did you ever have a kid or marry" is pants on head stupid. She had NO evidence she was ever pregnant on her body, as evidenced by her WINNING. So she should've been fine.

I'm sorry but if you're a woman, had babies, and have zero stretch marks there.. you DESERVE that prize.


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2019-02-09 04:07:42 PM  

abhorrent1: Was it a penis?

/weirdest boner


Yes, it was involved
 
2019-02-09 04:08:35 PM  
What a slut!  How are we supposed to fantasize about a woman who's had sex?!?
 
2019-02-09 04:09:15 PM  

bughunter: Because she's not a virgin?

-click-

Yep.  Essentially.

Haven't these cultural dinosaurs died out yet, or are they just going to turn into everlasting zombies like traveling circuses and American Idol?


Who cares?
 
2019-02-09 04:09:21 PM  

flamark: IgG4: She's (was married to) a man ( and has a) baby...

Thought this was another "hiding the sausage" story. Left disappointed.


She did work at a meat shop
 
2019-02-09 04:10:09 PM  
I thought it was maybe because of the nipple piercing you can see in TFA.
 
2019-02-09 04:10:36 PM  
I prefer Mrs.Ukraine...

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2019-02-09 04:11:55 PM  

jtown: What a slut!  How are we supposed to fantasize about a woman who's had sex?!?


I know, right? What if the penis I insert is compared unfavorably to a previous penis that has been inserted?

/penis
 
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