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2019-02-09 11:14:02 AM  
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2019-02-09 11:39:42 AM  
Is it the glimmer of intelligence in their eye?

Either way, how would he know? I've got tshirts older than him. He doesn't know shiat about shiat.
 
2019-02-09 11:46:39 AM  

arrogantbastich: Is it the glimmer of intelligence in their eye?

Either way, how would he know? I've got tshirts older than him. He doesn't know shiat about shiat.


I've got underwear older than your t-shirts.
 
2019-02-09 11:49:49 AM  

WTFDYW: arrogantbastich: Is it the glimmer of intelligence in their eye?

Either way, how would he know? I've got tshirts older than him. He doesn't know shiat about shiat.

I've got underwear older than your t-shirts.


Whatever.  I stole your underwear.
 
2019-02-09 11:50:31 AM  
I'm fairly sure Jacob's mostly gotten lucky with girls his daddy is paying.
 
2019-02-09 11:52:44 AM  

WTFDYW: arrogantbastich: Is it the glimmer of intelligence in their eye?

Either way, how would he know? I've got tshirts older than him. He doesn't know shiat about shiat.

I've got underwear older than your t-shirts.


I didn't know underwear could last for years. Mine get ripped off constantly.

Good for you?
 
2019-02-09 11:54:16 AM  

wejash: I'm fairly sure Jacob's mostly gotten lucky with girls his daddy is paying.


Don't forget the unconscious ones.
 
2019-02-09 11:58:57 AM  
Can we please stop giving that moron (Wohl) any attention at all, please?
 
2019-02-09 12:05:47 PM  

SurfaceTension: Can we please stop giving that moron (Wohl) any attention at all, please?


Who then do you suggest gets mocked?
 
2019-02-09 12:10:09 PM  

arrogantbastich: SurfaceTension: Can we please stop giving that moron (Wohl) any attention at all, please?

Who then do you suggest gets mocked?


We always have each other.
 
2019-02-09 12:12:11 PM  
No, he doesn't because he doesn't have enough dignity to care.  
Stop reinforcing him.
 
2019-02-09 12:20:17 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: WTFDYW: arrogantbastich: Is it the glimmer of intelligence in their eye?

Either way, how would he know? I've got tshirts older than him. He doesn't know shiat about shiat.

I've got underwear older than your t-shirts.

Whatever.  I stole your underwear.


Lol. Your mom has them. You don't have my underwear. You broke in to the wrong house. That guy is pissed  because he has no underwear to wear outside and keeps getting arrested for indecent exposure. I think they are going to take him for an evaluation.
 
2019-02-09 12:21:20 PM  

arrogantbastich: WTFDYW: arrogantbastich: Is it the glimmer of intelligence in their eye?

Either way, how would he know? I've got tshirts older than him. He doesn't know shiat about shiat.

I've got underwear older than your t-shirts.

I didn't know underwear could last for years. Mine get ripped off constantly.

Good for you?


YOU LIE!!!
 
2019-02-09 12:23:33 PM  

SurfaceTension: Can we please stop giving that moron (Wohl) any attention at all, please?


Hopefully he'll be on the bus with this administration when it bursts in to flames.
 
2019-02-09 12:26:33 PM  

WTFDYW: SurfaceTension: Can we please stop giving that moron (Wohl) any attention at all, please?

Hopefully he'll be on the bus with this administration when it bursts in to flames.


I'm sure his half-assed allegations against Mueller won't come back to haunt him.
 
2019-02-09 12:31:50 PM  

SurfaceTension: Can we please stop giving that moron (Wohl) any attention at all, please?


Take it up with Twitter.
 
2019-02-09 12:47:12 PM  
Wohl must be a cuck because he always gets pwnt.
 
2019-02-09 12:52:10 PM  
Okay, followed her now.

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2019-02-09 01:04:01 PM  
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2019-02-09 01:05:06 PM  

wejash: I'm fairly sure Jacob's mostly gotten lucky with girls his daddy is paying.


Pretty sure they weren't  "girls/women" in the traditional sense. If you know what I am saying.
 
2019-02-09 01:05:32 PM  

arrogantbastich: SurfaceTension: Can we please stop giving that moron (Wohl) any attention at all, please?

Who then do you suggest gets mocked?


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2019-02-09 01:08:11 PM  
Why are we paying attention to what this ignorant weasel is saying?
 
2019-02-09 01:08:20 PM  
and i go la-la-la-la-la...
 
2019-02-09 01:08:38 PM  

OhioUGrad: wejash: I'm fairly sure Jacob's mostly gotten lucky with girls his daddy is paying.

Pretty sure they weren't  "girls/women" in the traditional sense. If you know what I am saying.


Blow up dolls?
 
2019-02-09 01:08:45 PM  
Ignore trolls. Responding in any capacity only plays into their hands.
 
2019-02-09 01:09:12 PM  

SpaceyCat: Why are we paying attention to what this ignorant weasel is saying?


Because it's fun. That's what Fark.com is about.
 
2019-02-09 01:09:21 PM  
Jake, your mom says its time to stop using the Internet...

also:

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2019-02-09 01:11:43 PM  
Now I have to look up who Jacob wohl is.
 
2019-02-09 01:12:36 PM  
It's amazing how our society rewards endlessly self destructive stupidly.
 
2019-02-09 01:12:44 PM  

Phil McKraken: SpaceyCat: Why are we paying attention to what this ignorant weasel is saying?

Because it's fun. That's what Fark.com is about.


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2019-02-09 01:14:00 PM  

Purple_Urkle: arrogantbastich: SurfaceTension: Can we please stop giving that moron (Wohl) any attention at all, please?

Who then do you suggest gets mocked?

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I think #4 has been successfully beaten into oblivion by the court system and people voting with their wallets.
 
2019-02-09 01:15:18 PM  

naughtyrev: wejash: I'm fairly sure Jacob's mostly gotten lucky with girls his daddy is paying.

Don't forget the unconscious ones.


Funnied, but I felt bad about it.
 
2019-02-09 01:17:01 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

ida_skibenes: Like we just had an orgasm that you definitely didn't give us? That look? https://t.co/HpccKQ1daC


Seems kinda gay

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When I said kinda, I meant totally
 
2019-02-09 01:17:35 PM  
Likely that look is "contempt" when they realize they're speaking with Jacob Wohl
 
2019-02-09 01:18:44 PM  

make me some tea: Okay, followed her now.

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Do hipsters even go to coffee shops anymore or is it too mainstream? My impression is that hipster is no longer really a thing; we all have real jobs now and are either in our 30's or soon to be. Any millennial who still clings on to the trappings of hipsterdom past is really just pathetic at this point.
Wohl is so out of touch that he can't even believably fake being in touch.
 
2019-02-09 01:18:48 PM  

WTFDYW: arrogantbastich: Is it the glimmer of intelligence in their eye?

Either way, how would he know? I've got tshirts older than him. He doesn't know shiat about shiat.

I've got underwear older than your t-shirts.


Sick burn

/from the undies
 
2019-02-09 01:19:47 PM  

arrogantbastich: WTFDYW: arrogantbastich: Is it the glimmer of intelligence in their eye?

Either way, how would he know? I've got tshirts older than him. He doesn't know shiat about shiat.

I've got underwear older than your t-shirts.

I didn't know underwear could last for years. Mine get ripped off constantly.

Good for you?


Mine just kept getting stretched beyond usability in a few a 5 wearins/washings.  Gave up on 'em years ago.
 
2019-02-09 01:19:58 PM  

BlousyBrown: Now I have to look up who Jacob wohl is.


The youngest person to ever be banned for life from the stock market for fraud.

He and his zipperless buddy held a presser in a motel conference room where he claimed that Mueller shagged someone else's girlfriend who lives in Canada (you don't know her), but she couldn't join them at the presser to corroborate their claims because of reasons such as and furthermore comma.
 
2019-02-09 01:20:38 PM  
Once again, how is this idiot not in jail yet?
 
2019-02-09 01:21:47 PM  

wejash: arrogantbastich: SurfaceTension: Can we please stop giving that moron (Wohl) any attention at all, please?

Who then do you suggest gets mocked?

We always have each other.


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Are you mocking me?

 
2019-02-09 01:22:56 PM  
How does someone who obviously has one of the worlds tiniest dicks manage to keep stepping on it so frequently?
 
2019-02-09 01:23:01 PM  

giantmeteor: make me some tea: Okay, followed her now.

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Do hipsters even go to coffee shops anymore or is it too mainstream? My impression is that hipster is no longer really a thing; we all have real jobs now and are either in our 30's or soon to be. Any millennial who still clings on to the trappings of hipsterdom past is really just pathetic at this point.


Those of us who were already in our 30s always felt this way.
 
2019-02-09 01:24:47 PM  

SurfaceTension: Can we please stop giving that moron (Wohl) any attention at all, please?


No way. It's fun to poke the self-proclaimed "alpha males".
 
2019-02-09 01:25:01 PM  

millsapian87: Likely that look is "contempt" when they realize they're speaking with Jacob Wohl


I thought it was "did someone fart" look.
 
2019-02-09 01:26:02 PM  

arrogantbastich: SurfaceTension: Can we please stop giving that moron (Wohl) any attention at all, please?

Who then do you suggest gets mocked?


Trump. Always Trump. Pick a Trump, any Trump, and mock at will.
 
2019-02-09 01:26:04 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Once again, how is this idiot not in jail yet?


He's white, his father is rich, and he's a Trumper.
 
2019-02-09 01:28:57 PM  
Speaking of looks, why is it that almost everybody associated with the current presidential administration in any way looks like a rich, arrogant frat boy who takes a bottle of rohypnol to every kegger, a stereotypical 80s movie villain, or a medical photograph depicting fetal alcohol syndrome?
 
2019-02-09 01:31:19 PM  

elffster: Jake, your mom says its time to stop using the Internet...

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Jacob's father gobbles more Trump knob than Jacob.
 
2019-02-09 01:32:44 PM  
I wonder how history will treat Jacob, if he is remembered at all?
 
2019-02-09 01:33:19 PM  

dionysusaur: arrogantbastich: WTFDYW: arrogantbastich: Is it the glimmer of intelligence in their eye?

Either way, how would he know? I've got tshirts older than him. He doesn't know shiat about shiat.

I've got underwear older than your t-shirts.

I didn't know underwear could last for years. Mine get ripped off constantly.

Good for you?

Mine just kept getting stretched beyond usability in a few a 5 wearins/washings.  Gave up on 'em years ago.


Are you getting the correct size? You gotta look at the size chart on the label, buddy. If you're buying the small but you need the extra large, the elastic is just basically screaming "OH, COME ON, MAN!"
 
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