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2019-02-08 07:11:50 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2019-02-08 07:14:06 PM  
You'll be popular in prison too!
 
2019-02-08 07:17:34 PM  
Narrator: The sample group consisted of Mike Pence and John Barron.
 
2019-02-08 07:25:58 PM  
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2019-02-08 07:27:06 PM  
Working hard on a Big Mac, you mean.
 
2019-02-08 07:30:22 PM  
If you have to tell me you're working hard, you're not.
 
2019-02-08 07:32:51 PM  
Donnie is just making up his poll numbers now. It makes as much sense as his
grading himself with an "A"  for his  performance as president so far.
 
2019-02-08 07:40:28 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: If you have to tell me you're working hard, you're not.


If he was working hard, he wouldn't have time to tweet about it. Fu*k him.
 
2019-02-08 07:56:36 PM  
I suppose attempted shiats in the face of opioid and Adderall constipation while jacking to your daughter, while Tweeting, is hard work. He deserves a Rocky like montage of these grueling efforts on behalf of America to "Gonna Fly Now".
 
2019-02-08 07:59:02 PM  

djkutch: I suppose attempted shiats in the face of opioid and Adderall constipation while jacking to your daughter, while Tweeting, is hard work. He deserves a Rocky like montage of these grueling efforts on behalf of America to "Gonna Fly Now".


Aaaaaand scene...
 
2019-02-08 08:00:05 PM  

djkutch: I suppose attempted shiats in the face of opioid and Adderall constipation while jacking to your daughter, while Tweeting, is hard work. He deserves a Rocky like montage of these grueling efforts on behalf of America to "Gonna Fly Now".


My, how...

vivid.
 
2019-02-08 09:52:36 PM  

djkutch: I suppose attempted shiats in the face of opioid and Adderall constipation while jacking to your daughter, while Tweeting, is hard work. He deserves a Rocky like montage of these grueling efforts on behalf of America to "Gonna Fly Now".


I'm listening...
 
2019-02-08 10:01:32 PM  

DissonantEscapist: Narrator: The sample group consisted of Mike Pence and John Barron.


Damn, he couldn't even get a thumbs up from John Barron?
 
2019-02-08 10:16:44 PM  
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One of these polls is not like the other. One of these polls just doesn't belong
 
2019-02-08 10:20:42 PM  
From the Twitters:

You have to poll more than your children.

/lol
 
2019-02-08 10:39:29 PM  
Working hard! All those hundreds of meetings he goes to each day!
 
2019-02-08 10:40:27 PM  

Iamos: From the Twitters:

You have to poll more than your children.

/lol


Well, he wants to poll Ivanka, for sure.
 
2019-02-08 11:42:53 PM  
Don't bear down
 
2019-02-09 12:16:34 AM  
F*ck Donald Trump.
 
2019-02-09 01:44:51 AM  
Sid_6.7: F*ck Donald Trump.
 
2019-02-09 01:45:32 AM  
I guess America rates its President like a baseball player?
 
2019-02-09 01:46:43 AM  
You get an F
At least in schools that were administered under competent people
 
2019-02-09 01:46:49 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Working hard, thank you! https://t.co/tnuHnw8kll


Being proud of 50% is literal, mathematical white privilege.
 
2019-02-09 01:50:45 AM  
E.A.B.O.D. you dense motherfarker.
 
2019-02-09 01:51:08 AM  
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2019-02-09 01:54:31 AM  
But it never reached fifty percent. Not even once.
 
2019-02-09 01:56:11 AM  
Listen, pal. There are plenty of us who do our jobs with full on erections without feeling the need to brag about it.

Also, the simple fact you have proclaimed this makes doubt the very existence of erections... even though I currently have a massive throbber on the go as I type this.

Wat do?
 
2019-02-09 01:56:50 AM  
Once you realize that Trump is Tab Hunter's fatter, uglier cousin with a prick so small that he can't clear his balls when he's pissing, life becomes way more tolerable.
 
2019-02-09 01:59:44 AM  
Trump and the GOP seem to be making the same mistakes that EVERY authoritarian government and 'leader' makes - just because they say they're popular does not actually make them popular.  in fact, claiming everyone loves trump only reinforces the fact that we all hate that motherf*cker's guts.
 
2019-02-09 02:00:28 AM  
I swear to God, Rasmussen is either complicit in this whole thing, or only polling Bumblefark, SC and Derp's Hollow, ND repeatedly.
 
2019-02-09 02:01:41 AM  

Weaver95: Trump and the GOP seem to be making the same mistakes that EVERY authoritarian government and 'leader' makes - just because they say they're popular does not actually make them popular.  in fact, claiming everyone loves trump only reinforces the fact that we all hate that motherf*cker's guts.


He's made my life infinitely better.

I have no idea what your frickin' problem is.
 
2019-02-09 02:03:04 AM  

here to help: He's made my life infinitely better.


so...you got yours, and f*ck everyone else?

typical trumper.
 
2019-02-09 02:04:38 AM  

Gestalt: I swear to God, Rasmussen is either complicit in this whole thing, or only polling Bumblefark, SC and Derp's Hollow, ND repeatedly.


I wouldn't put it past Trump to bribe and/or  blackmail media organizations into giving him favorable coverage.
 
2019-02-09 02:05:12 AM  

Weaver95: here to help: He's made my life infinitely better.

so...you got yours, and f*ck everyone else?

typical trumper.


He levied tariffs against those greedy Canadians.

F*ck those assholes.
 
2019-02-09 02:06:14 AM  

here to help: He levied tariffs against those greedy Canadians.

F*ck those assholes.


right.  you got yours, so f*ck everyone else.  that's all you care about.  we get it.
 
2019-02-09 02:06:44 AM  

here to help: Weaver95: Trump and the GOP seem to be making the same mistakes that EVERY authoritarian government and 'leader' makes - just because they say they're popular does not actually make them popular.  in fact, claiming everyone loves trump only reinforces the fact that we all hate that motherf*cker's guts.

He's made my life infinitely better.

I have no idea what your frickin' problem is.


I don't believe you.
 
2019-02-09 02:07:18 AM  
In order to get to 50% he had to use the outlier.
 
2019-02-09 02:08:19 AM  

here to help: Weaver95: here to help: He's made my life infinitely better.

so...you got yours, and f*ck everyone else?

typical trumper.

He levied tariffs against those greedy Canadians.

F*ck those assholes.


That's how you troll.
 
2019-02-09 02:09:23 AM  

Fart_Machine: In order to get to 50% he had to use the outlier.


Sure, it's the same outlier on which he's relied for at least two years, but an outlier nonetheless.

When Rasmussen is consistently the outlier, is it fair to call them an "outlier", or can we just drop the first syllable at this point?
 
2019-02-09 02:09:47 AM  
L3ol

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2019-02-09 02:10:20 AM  

Snapper Carr: [img.fark.net image 850x810]

One of these polls is not like the other. One of these polls just doesn't belong


How are they even considered a viable poll? The bias has been clear forever.
 
2019-02-09 02:10:47 AM  

Alphax: I don't believe you.


You really don't have to believe me.

You just have to have FAITH in me.
 
2019-02-09 02:10:48 AM  
He has no idea what work is.  Never has, never will.
 
2019-02-09 02:11:46 AM  

Fart_Machine: here to help: Weaver95: here to help: He's made my life infinitely better.

so...you got yours, and f*ck everyone else?

typical trumper.

He levied tariffs against those greedy Canadians.

F*ck those assholes.

That's how you troll so poorly and obviously that noone takes you seriously.


ftfy
 
2019-02-09 02:12:02 AM  
I like how desperate trump is to be loved...or at least seen as beloved.

thing is...Donald has offended everyone who cashes a federal paycheck....and that's not going to vanish overnight.  esp since trump (and the GOP as a whole) have made it clear that they do not and will NEVER respect the work done by any federal employee at all, under any circumstances.  that's an incredibly toxic thing to do, and it won't stay limited to just the fedgov workers.  it poisons anything/everything this administration is going to try to do.

but the kicker?  pissing off the fedgov workers is merely the most recent thing trump has done.  Donny has been offensive to just about every demographic you can think of other than his trumper cult.  he's offended women, minorities, LGBT folks, veterans, non christians of all kinds and sorts....Donald has gone out of his way to burn bridges, be extra offensive to everyone, and basically shiat in every punch bowl he can find.

but at the same time, Donny has been weirdly obsessed with being seen as popular.  Even a hint that the trump brand has been damaged seems to send Trump into a rage.
 
2019-02-09 02:13:36 AM  

here to help: You really don't have to believe me.


oh good, because I don't believe a word you say.
 
2019-02-09 02:14:03 AM  
Working hard for the babies and also Jesus.
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2019-02-09 02:14:35 AM  
No.  "Hardly working," implies that some small amount of work is actually being accomplished.
 
2019-02-09 02:17:09 AM  
50% is good, says casino bankruptcy man.
 
2019-02-09 02:18:43 AM  

Weaver95: here to help: You really don't have to believe me.

oh good, because I don't believe a word you say.


That... is probably wise.

/smh
 
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