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(NYPost)   Yeah, you should never corner and grope an underage waitress in a bathroom stall. Especially on your wedding night   (nypost.com) divider line
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2019-02-08 12:58:23 AM  
A Pennsylvania couple's wedding ended in a drunken brawl after the groom hit on an underage waitress - then followed the teen into a bathroom stall and groped her, according to prosecutors.

FFS, he's 31, and just got married. His man card is revoked, shredded, and burned.

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2019-02-08 01:02:09 AM  
I hope this POS now has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his miserable life (once he is out of prison).
Also hope his new wife is smart enough to get that shiat annulled.
 
2019-02-08 04:08:26 AM  
You also shouldn't try to hit any waitress.  The kitchen staff have bigger knives than you.
 
2019-02-08 04:43:44 AM  
He was married all afternoon, you can't expect a guy to be faithful forever.
 
2019-02-08 05:36:26 AM  
Sorry ladies, this bad boy's off the market.
 
2019-02-08 05:37:46 AM  

Bob Falfa: I hope this POS now has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his miserable life (once he is out of prison).
Also hope his new wife is smart enough to get that shiat annulled.


Well if she doesn't get out now with such a clear sign he's a dirtbag then she must be a real keeper herself.
 
2019-02-08 05:39:50 AM  
James woods???
 
2019-02-08 05:43:10 AM  
"This is supposed to be a 'appy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about 'ooo groped 'ooo"

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2019-02-08 05:48:14 AM  
Pennsylvania.
 
2019-02-08 05:48:51 AM  
Looking at his mugshot it appears he was able to keep from punching the cops' fists with his face. Good restraint on his part.
 
2019-02-08 05:52:54 AM  
Alcohol excuses poor behavior. But honey, I woulda never done that if you didn't make me drink all that beer. She should apologize to that poor man.
 
2019-02-08 05:53:05 AM  
I am honestly surprised he wasn't murdered by the brides family.
 
2019-02-08 05:53:26 AM  
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Unfortunate facial hair.
 
2019-02-08 05:55:02 AM  
Winger - Seventeen
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2019-02-08 05:58:59 AM  

Bslim: [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 618x410]
Unfortunate facial hair.


He didn't even shave for his own wedding, that was an omen right there.
 
2019-02-08 05:59:28 AM  
I accidentally hit on an underage waitress at a Christmas party with my family. Granted I was in university at the time, so the age difference wasn't all that big and no creepy stuff, just an honest mistake. However, now it is forever in the repertoire of "let's tell embarrassing stories about B&C" at family events. Fun times...
 
2019-02-08 06:02:47 AM  

Optimus Primate: Bslim: [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 618x410]
Unfortunate facial hair.

He didn't even shave for his own wedding, that was an omen right there.


Does it strike you as someone who may have had a shotgun at their back?

\Odds on a literal one - 1:10
 
2019-02-08 06:04:19 AM  

Bslim: [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 618x410]
Unfortunate facial hair.


that's not facial hair; he glued some pubes to his face. you know, to look classy for his wedding.
 
2019-02-08 06:05:22 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: I accidentally hit on an underage waitress at a Christmas party with my family. Granted I was in university at the time, so the age difference wasn't all that big and no creepy stuff, just an honest mistake. However, now it is forever in the repertoire of "let's tell embarrassing stories about B&C" at family events. Fun times...


one of the most fitting "username checks out"s I've seen.
 
2019-02-08 06:21:33 AM  
As God is my witness, I thought it was tradition, like throwing the bouquet or clinking glasses.
 
2019-02-08 06:26:36 AM  

virulent_loser: Bslim: [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 618x410]
Unfortunate facial hair.

that's not facial hair; he glued some pubes to his face. you know, to look classy for his wedding.


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2019-02-08 06:40:58 AM  

Bob Falfa: Also hope his new wife is smart enough to get that shiat annulled.


He doesn't strike me as the type to attract the smart ones
 
2019-02-08 06:41:19 AM  
Was there liquor being served? In Pennsylvania, can a minor serve alcohol? It doesn't excuse the sexual assault, just curious about the situation.
 
2019-02-08 06:42:43 AM  
Groom hits teen waitresses the name of my Smith's cover band.
 
2019-02-08 06:49:10 AM  
Hey at least my cousins husband waited until they were on their honeymoon and the woman was of legal age.
 
2019-02-08 06:54:19 AM  

Bslim: [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 618x410]
Unfortunate facial hair.


He looks like he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shiat," and someone took him up on it.
 
2019-02-08 07:01:18 AM  
I get the feeling he wasn't really into getting married.  I assume this was an attempt at self-sabotage.
 
2019-02-08 07:03:17 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: I accidentally hit on an underage waitress at a Christmas party with my family. Granted I was in university at the time, so the age difference wasn't all that big and no creepy stuff, just an honest mistake. However, now it is forever in the repertoire of "let's tell embarrassing stories about B&C" at family events. Fun times...


Looks like the name fits
 
2019-02-08 07:11:35 AM  
Poor wife. She almost dodged that bullet. She can still probably get a quick anulment, so we'll call it a flesh wound.
 
2019-02-08 07:16:27 AM  

big pig peaches: Poor wife. She almost dodged that bullet. She can still probably get a quick anulment, so we'll call it a flesh wound.


Poor father-in-law as well.  He likely paid for that wedding.
 
2019-02-08 07:24:14 AM  

virulent_loser: Bslim: [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 618x410]
Unfortunate facial hair.

that's not facial hair; he glued some pubes to his face. you know, to look classy for his wedding.


You can do that?
 
2019-02-08 07:31:55 AM  
Does the bride get to keep gifts? How does it work in this situation?
 
2019-02-08 07:41:35 AM  
A 15 yr old girl (or younger) serving alcohol to partiers just seems like a bad idea to me.
 
2019-02-08 07:52:59 AM  
Well, it beats the wedding I photographed years ago. It was an outdoor affair. Dogs in the wedding party, a cowboy minister. Rather than exchanging rings the couple tied a leather strap representing their love  to a tree.

The 5 minute violent windstorm during the middle  of the ceremony was the highlight. You could hear guest say  "maybe this is a sign" and "I knew she shouldn't marry him."

Two minutes before the best man was to give the toast to the bride and groom, he asked me..the friggin' photographer what he should say.

After it was over I went by my mom's house to pick up my son. My mom asked, how did it go and I said it was kind of a freakshow. My mom replied...all weddings are freakshow.  Whenever I attend a wedding now, I go knowing it's going to be a freakshow...it helps.
 
2019-02-08 07:55:04 AM  
I guess my definition of "hit on" is a little different than the article writer.
 
2019-02-08 08:02:53 AM  
Can we start a new Scumbag Steve meme with this guy's mugshot?
 
2019-02-08 08:03:52 AM  
So I take it the honeymoon got cancelled?
 
2019-02-08 08:04:14 AM  

AngryDragon: Sorry ladies, this bad boy's off the market.


I'm sure all he needs is a good woman who can change him.
 
2019-02-08 08:05:36 AM  
Yeah the annulment will be swift.
 
2019-02-08 08:06:43 AM  
Well now, let's Mansplain' the wifes role for in all this. Women know their partner & the relationship they're in. Knows her man better than the man himself usually.  This one woman in particular, wanted to get married so badly she said 'yes' to this individual, who despite his attraction to all beautiful women was brave enough to make a serious commitment...and you know what? Good for them. Relationships, especially marriages take a lot of work, and Lord knows a lot of patience. She should forgive her husband because its the right thing to do. You can't just walk out on a marriage because you couldn't keep your man's attention. Besides he wouldn't have been horny if the bride wasn't showing all that cleavage and he wouldn't have been that drunk if she didn't *need* an open bar at the reception.


/How'd I do???
 
2019-02-08 08:10:22 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: James woods???


Probably one of Bill Clinton's relatives.
 
2019-02-08 08:13:12 AM  

Armyrec1: [YouTube video: Winger - Seventeen]


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2019-02-08 08:25:34 AM  

Bslim: [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 618x410]
Unfortunate facial hair.


Didn't even shave for his wedding. Though maybe he thinks it's a beard.
 
2019-02-08 08:26:08 AM  
That guys mugshot screams "I drink Monster while driving my Honda Civic with a spoiler" to me.
 
2019-02-08 08:26:22 AM  

thesharkman: Does the bride get to keep gifts? How does it work in this situation?


Hopefully she at least keeps her dignity....

thesharkman: Does the bride get to keep gifts? How does it work in this situation?

 
2019-02-08 08:28:27 AM  
the groom left in handcuffs...

Look, are we going to start judging people on the basis that they wore handcuffs on their wedding night? Be careful if you cast the first stone, is all I'm sayin'.
 
2019-02-08 08:32:53 AM  

UsikFark: Pennsylvania.


Florida of the rust belt?
 
2019-02-08 08:41:27 AM  

eelonghorn: UsikFark: Pennsylvania.

Florida of the rust belt?


Lot of serious contenders for that title.
 
2019-02-08 08:45:15 AM  
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2019-02-08 08:49:35 AM  
I knew a guy who skipped his wedding.  Actually did not show up at the ceremony.  Let us just say that everyone knew,, besides the bride, that it was going to be doomed from the start.   that said, I bet this guy did some bad drugs, and really didn't want to get married.
 
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