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2019-02-07 07:02:05 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2019-02-07 07:17:17 AM  
reality is hitting him. Good
 
2019-02-07 07:24:50 AM  
Hear footsteps, fat boy?
They are coming for you.
No phones, no hamberders, no fire truck rides in prison.
 
2019-02-07 07:34:23 AM  

somedude210: reality is hitting him. Good


*shivers*
 
2019-02-07 07:39:08 AM  
He isn't thinking about Schiff. He's thinking about the toadies who didn't really investigate then said they didn't find anything. They used to run that committee. Then they lost the midterms bigly.

They were the GOP.
 
2019-02-07 07:49:27 AM  

arrogantbastich: He isn't thinking about Schiff. He's thinking about the toadies who didn't really investigate then said they didn't find anything. They used to run that committee. Then they lost the midterms bigly.

They were the GOP.


Who's the grapefruit now?
 
2019-02-07 08:03:35 AM  
If you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to be afraid of Donnie. Isn't that the jackboot motto your party adheres to?

You haven't done anything illegal, right?
 
2019-02-07 08:04:50 AM  
He's shiatting his britches.
 
2019-02-07 08:06:11 AM  
Unlimited Presidential Harassment is the name of my thrash metal band adult diaper service.
 
2019-02-07 08:25:18 AM  
Aww, his bonespurs are throbbing.
 
2019-02-07 08:26:18 AM  

Original: after having found zero Russian Collusion


He hasn't really had a chance to look yet.
 
2019-02-07 08:27:13 AM  
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2019-02-07 08:27:23 AM  
I JUST MADE A SPEECH! I SAID THINGS!
 
2019-02-07 08:31:32 AM  
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
 
2019-02-07 08:31:46 AM  
Most people don't freak out about these things if they have nothing to hide.  Seems like someone has a mausoleum in their closet and doesn't want to know the real truth about realDonaldTrump
 
2019-02-07 08:33:28 AM  

raerae1980: somedude210: reality is hitting him. Good

*shivers*


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2019-02-07 08:35:08 AM  

Merltech: Most people don't freak out about these things if they have nothing to hide.  Seems like someone has a mausoleum in their closet and doesn't want to know the real truth about realDonaldTrump


That someone is the entire GOP.
 
2019-02-07 08:35:14 AM  
Best morning in weeks.
This is for you, this is your life McBonespurs.

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2019-02-07 08:35:33 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I JUST MADE A SPEECH! I SAID THINGS!


YOU LIED!
 
2019-02-07 08:36:30 AM  

arrogantbastich: He isn't thinking about Schiff. He's thinking about the toadies who didn't really investigate then said they didn't find anything. They used to run that committee. Then they lost the midterms bigly.

They were the GOP.


Well, that and Roger Stone's indictment links his campaign and Wikileaks and thus the Russian hackers so, you know.... collusion.

Folks, the President of the United States, his administration, inaugural committee, transition team, campaign, and business are all under investigation for crimes including those related to a conspiracy to use foreign intelligence to sway our election.

Interesting times, indeed.
 
2019-02-07 08:36:44 AM  
Cry more, biatch.
 
2019-02-07 08:37:21 AM  
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2019-02-07 08:39:04 AM  
They're supposed to investigate RUSSIAN COLLUSION!!!11!1  Anything else they find is TOTALLY NOT FARE!

Most oppressed PRESIDENT EveR!!
 
2019-02-07 08:39:21 AM  
Unlimited Presidential Harassment

prick
 
2019-02-07 08:39:26 AM  

Butterflew: Sir, this is a Wendy's.


MOAR HAMBERDERS!
 
2019-02-07 08:39:52 AM  

Unobtanium: raerae1980: somedude210: reality is hitting him. Good

*shivers*

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Say it!
 
2019-02-07 08:40:28 AM  
I wonder if he is grandfathered on the unlimited presidential harassment plan. I heard that isn't offered anymore
 
2019-02-07 08:40:38 AM  

X-Geek: Unobtanium: raerae1980: somedude210: reality is hitting him. Good

*shivers*

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Say it!


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2019-02-07 08:40:41 AM  
Bullshiat, he was absolutly giddy about Hillary being investigated so has no choice but to love this as well.
 
2019-02-07 08:40:44 AM  
Never happened before.  LOL.

Bill Clinton would like a word.
 
2019-02-07 08:40:50 AM  
I am so proud of the democrats in congress right now.
 
2019-02-07 08:40:52 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I JUST MADE A SPEECH! I SAID THINGS!


Wait, he really believed this speech, of which 2/3rds of the country tuned out to begin with because he's a lying weasel, was somehow going to win everyone over to looking past the Russian collusion due to his incredible charisma or something?
 
2019-02-07 08:42:34 AM  
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2019-02-07 08:42:48 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: So now Congressman Adam Schiff announces, after having found zero Russian Collusion, that he is going to be looking at every aspect of my life, both financial and personal, even though there is no reason to be doing so. Never happened before! Unlimited Presidential Harassment....


LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!
 
2019-02-07 08:43:04 AM  

Unobtanium: raerae1980: somedude210: reality is hitting him. Good

*shivers*

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2019-02-07 08:43:05 AM  
Being held accountable for your actions is not harassment.
 
2019-02-07 08:43:27 AM  
Its almost as if Donny doesn't understand how the Constitution works...
 
2019-02-07 08:43:50 AM  
Cry more asshole. Cry more. This is the big strong alpha you right wing cucks stroke off to. But it's what's expected of people with no ethics or morals or genuine beliefs or measurable love for America.

right wingers: the worst humans.
 
2019-02-07 08:44:01 AM  
Someone is unhappy about the Congressional scrutiny that he should have gotten two years ago.
 
2019-02-07 08:44:15 AM  

somedude210: reality is hitting him. Good


Reality is my drag queen stage name.
 
2019-02-07 08:44:31 AM  
Honest men have nothing to fear from the truth.
 
2019-02-07 08:44:38 AM  
PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT is being harangued by this outrageously incompetent clown all day, every f*cking day.

I'm sorry -- you don't get to play the victim, Mr. Trump, to cover up for your incompetence and frank criminality.
 
2019-02-07 08:45:27 AM  
"Never happened before!" BIll Clinton might say otherwise. I seem to remember a seven-year investigation that started out as a look into a failed real estate investment, meandered through the White House travel office and Christmas card list, and wound up trying to impeach over lies about a consensual blowjob. You know, one of those "process crimes" the Repubs have been bleating about lately. Let's see, Mueller and co. have been at it for two years...just 5 more to go to match the Whitewater probe!
 
2019-02-07 08:45:43 AM  
"Never happened before"

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// have a drink of Whitewater, Scoopy
 
2019-02-07 08:45:43 AM  
My goodness, we are really swinging from a campaign that is in bed with Russians to a campaign that enriched themselves by laundering money for Russians.

Hey, Cadet.

Get back to me when they start investigating your sex life.

Cause even the party you sided with deemed that area of a president's life somehow important to the nation.

Enjoy that table your party set, now enjoy what's on the menu.

Legal colonoscopes,
 
2019-02-07 08:47:29 AM  
*sniff* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! The big meanie Schiff is picking on me!
 
2019-02-07 08:48:14 AM  
They tell you the presidential harassment is unlimited but then Verizon slows down your harassment.
 
2019-02-07 08:50:00 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: So now Congressman Adam Schiff announces, after having found zero Russian Collusion, that he is going to be looking at every aspect of my life, both financial and personal, even though there is no reason to be doing so. Never happened before! Unlimited Presidential Harassment....


It's funny because this is exactly what the GOP did to the Clintons to find something ANYTHING that could be used against them.
In Cheetolini's case there's obvious crimes that need to be investigated.
 
2019-02-07 08:50:18 AM  
I can't wait till this clown is issued his walking papers and we're free from his tyranny of racism and hate.
 
2019-02-07 08:50:56 AM  
Interesting. He thinks he being unnecessarily harassed for things in his past, yet tweets about VA politicians who wore black face 35 years ago. Then turns around and attacks Warren for claiming Native American heritage in the past.

Hypocrisy much?
 
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