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(The Hill)   Trump really doesn't want his real weight to be made public   (thehill.com) divider line
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2019-02-02 09:57:51 AM  
To be fair, I don't want mine made public either.
 
2019-02-02 10:02:30 AM  
He should be happy, he recently lost one Stone.
 
2019-02-02 10:03:11 AM  

grokca: He should be happy, he recently lost one Stone.


Dammit, beat me to it.
 
2019-02-02 10:33:06 AM  
Trump's scheduled for his annual physical next week.
Prepare yourself to be amazed at how utterly perfect his health is
 
2019-02-02 10:38:21 AM  
He's gotta weigh 300 minimum.

And that Admiral probably has few friends among his peers.
 
2019-02-02 10:40:20 AM  
 Nancy Pelosi needs to withdraw the invitation for him to do the SOTU at the House and change the venue to the zoo so they can get him on a hippo scale.
 
2019-02-02 10:47:13 AM  
315#
 
2019-02-02 11:13:39 AM  

Miss5280: Nancy Pelosi needs to withdraw the invitation for him to do the SOTU at the House and change the venue to the zoo so they can get him on a hippo scale.


Oooh, quick. Install a scale in the podium floor. When he steps on it, a curtain pulls back, revealing the readout.
 
2019-02-02 11:13:42 AM  
I'm gonna guess around 280.
 
2019-02-02 11:20:26 AM  
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2019-02-02 11:23:16 AM  

RedPhoenix122: I'm gonna guess around 280.


Clearly you've missed seeing him standing in profile since late last Spring.

He is over 300 pounds under that long winter coat and the wider-than-before signature red tie
 
2019-02-02 11:26:05 AM  

parasol: RedPhoenix122: I'm gonna guess around 280.

Clearly you've missed seeing him standing in profile since late last Spring.

He is over 300 pounds under that long winter coat and the wider-than-before signature red tie


I'm just comparing to how I looked when I was 275.
 
2019-02-02 11:38:18 AM  
President Trump has re-nominated White House doctor Rear Adm. Ronny Jackson to be promoted to two-star admiral amid the Pentagon's ongoing investigation into Jackson regarding alleged misconduct

Why would you do that?
 
2019-02-02 11:39:18 AM  

edmo: He's gotta weigh 300 minimum.


He looks like he's been hitting all the leftover cheeseburders.
 
2019-02-02 12:04:46 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: President Trump has re-nominated White House doctor Rear Adm. Ronny Jackson to be promoted to two-star admiral amid the Pentagon's ongoing investigation into Jackson regarding alleged misconduct

Why would you do that?


Trump rewards his ass kissers.  Well, right up until he sees a bus coming.
 
2019-02-02 12:28:31 PM  
This fat tub of shiat lying about his weight, is really low on the scale of things people should be really comcerned about with him.
Yes, we know he lies, even when the truth would be easier. But the weight lie feels on par of tan suit or fancy mustard and should be let go.

/ god, I hate that I typed that
 
2019-02-02 12:29:09 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: President Trump has re-nominated White House doctor Rear Adm. Ronny Jackson to be promoted to two-star admiral amid the Pentagon's ongoing investigation into Jackson regarding alleged misconduct

Why would you do that?


Well, first, you would have to be extremely stupid.
 
2019-02-02 12:29:12 PM  

grokca: He should be happy, he recently lost one Stone.


I was going to say 14 pounds and let people figure it out.
 
2019-02-02 12:29:39 PM  
Concerned. I hate how this messes with autocorrect and predictive text.
 
2019-02-02 12:29:41 PM  
Weight : fat piece of shiat
 
2019-02-02 12:30:11 PM  

kermit the forg: To be fair, I don't want mine made public either.


To be double-fair, you didn't have your doctor hold a press conference just so he could lie about it.
 
2019-02-02 12:30:19 PM  
Like, we're talking "taunt the dynamite monkey" levels of stupid.
 
2019-02-02 12:30:38 PM  
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2019-02-02 12:30:51 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: President Trump has re-nominated White House doctor Rear Adm. Ronny Jackson to be promoted to two-star admiral amid the Pentagon's ongoing investigation into Jackson regarding alleged misconduct

Why would you do that?


Personal loyalty oath.
 
2019-02-02 12:31:14 PM  

Unobtanium: Miss5280: Nancy Pelosi needs to withdraw the invitation for him to do the SOTU at the House and change the venue to the zoo so they can get him on a hippo scale.

Oooh, quick. Install a scale in the podium floor. When he steps on it, a curtain pulls back, revealing the readout.


Dang, beat me to it.
 
2019-02-02 12:31:26 PM  
He's 329lbs. I've always maintained that they intentionally transposed the 2 and the 3.
 
2019-02-02 12:31:39 PM  
There is no mistake this moron won't repeat. I'm beginning to think he will shut down the government again.
 
2019-02-02 12:32:12 PM  
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2019-02-02 12:32:13 PM  
1) gossip
2) nasty comments about EVERYONE else
3) never wrong
4) everyone out to get him
5) preoccupied with looks/weight

The POTUS is a 14 year old girl.
 
2019-02-02 12:32:56 PM  
I weigh 230.  I look like I weigh 200.  It's all about muscle control to suck that gut in.  That's why I went into nursing.  I get to wear loose-fitting scrubs to work.
 
2019-02-02 12:33:21 PM  

parasol: Trump's scheduled for his annual physical next week.
Prepare yourself to be amazed at how utterly perfect his health is


Is he still gonna live to be 200?
 
2019-02-02 12:33:46 PM  
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/in the Lin Manuel Miranda version of the Trump presidency
//Thanks to whoever posted the blank
 
2019-02-02 12:33:56 PM  

RedPhoenix122: I'm gonna guess around 280.


He's slightly taller than me, and I'm 250 and I'm nowhere close to his grotesquely bloated body size. Looking at his lard ass he's 300+
 
2019-02-02 12:35:06 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: President Trump has re-nominated White House doctor Rear Adm. Ronny Jackson to be promoted to two-star admiral amid the Pentagon's ongoing investigation into Jackson regarding alleged misconduct

Why would you do that?


Because he lied about his weight and health like a faithful lick boot. Defrauding the public is a required trait
 
2019-02-02 12:35:54 PM  
Donald is a seekrit democrat...

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2019-02-02 12:35:55 PM  

schrepjm: grokca: He should be happy, he recently lost one Stone.

I was going to say 14 pounds and let people figure it out.


Make it 6.1kg and let people do the conversion.
 
2019-02-02 12:37:00 PM  

dericwater: schrepjm: grokca: He should be happy, he recently lost one Stone.

I was going to say 14 pounds and let people figure it out.

Make it 6.1kg and let people do the conversion.


Oops. 6.36kg.
 
2019-02-02 12:37:23 PM  

parasol: RedPhoenix122: I'm gonna guess around 280.

Clearly you've missed seeing him standing in profile since late last Spring.

He is over 300 pounds under that long winter coat and the wider-than-before signature red tie


I've been watching his shirt collar.  I swear it's gone up at least two sizes since the election.
 
2019-02-02 12:37:46 PM  
He must have been loyal enough to be rewarded.
 
2019-02-02 12:38:07 PM  

dylanthomas: 1) gossip
2) nasty comments about EVERYONE else
3) never wrong
4) everyone out to get him
5) preoccupied with looks/weight

The POTUS is a 14 year old girl.


Strangely resembles my life as a 33 year old gay.  But yeah the 13 year old girl demographic can claim him.

/DO NOT WANT
 
2019-02-02 12:38:41 PM  
Neighborhood of 380ish would be my guess. Most of it consisting of feces.
 
2019-02-02 12:39:29 PM  

Archie Goodwin: He's 329lbs. I've always maintained that they intentionally transposed the 2 and the 3.


Nah... it's 239kg. No transposition required. They just did his weight on a metric scale, and the doctor didn't realize it.
 
2019-02-02 12:39:35 PM  
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2019-02-02 12:40:12 PM  
Did I miss a memo?  Why is everyone talking about Trump's weight when the article is about promoting a terrible candidate to 2 Star general?
 
2019-02-02 12:40:53 PM  
Peesident Defendant, you're fat, not Fake Fat, Not Alt-Fat. You're fat!

You eat too many hamberders.
You don't exercise.

You make unhealthy choices.
 
2019-02-02 12:41:09 PM  

Miss5280: Nancy Pelosi needs to withdraw the invitation for him to do the SOTU at the House and change the venue to the zoo so they can get him on a hippo scale.


My WW group has a scale that weighs people in wheel chairs. It's a flat mat that would fit perfectly behind the House's podium. It wouldn't take much effort to install it, and then his weight could flash onscreen as he bloviates.
 
2019-02-02 12:41:11 PM  

Boo_Guy: [img.fark.net image 517x700]


Compared to today, Trump was thin in that picture.

Dude has ballooned during his presidency.  I'm not sure I would call it stress eating because he is too stupid to be stressed. How he hasn't stroked out from his diet is a medical mystery all in itself.

/fingers crossed
 
2019-02-02 12:41:50 PM  
Dude's weight is now taken on the Richter scale.  When he steps on, the first thing he hears is "Look Mommy, a parade!"  He looks down and the scale reads, "To be continued".

Found this one I made from a while back.  Not quite on topic but I like it.  Might work in a climate change thread though.

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2019-02-02 12:42:10 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: I weigh 230.  I look like I weigh 200.  It's all about muscle control to suck that gut in.  That's why I went into nursing.  I get to wear loose-fitting scrubs to work.


Nice to hear about a nurse with enough ballast to be able to help reposition an overweight patient effectively.
 
2019-02-02 12:42:20 PM  
His height is just as hilarious as his weight. He looks to be about 5'10". That's a totally average height, and if you feel the need to add one inch to it, sure, lots of men add an inch to their height. But to tell people you're 6'2" while clearly wearing elevator shoes and standing next to other men not insecure about their height, it's just so, so...Jesus I can't believe this guy is President.
 
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