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2019-02-01 05:44:16 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2019-02-01 06:17:04 PM  
Oh no...
 
2019-02-01 06:21:41 PM  
🇺🇸 🤨
🇬🇧 😲
 
2019-02-01 06:23:29 PM  
🎶🎶Someone's getting fired.🎶🎶
 
2019-02-01 06:59:52 PM  
You do you
 
2019-02-01 07:12:08 PM  
Cram it in the boot.
 
2019-02-01 07:28:07 PM  
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2019-02-01 07:42:45 PM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 403x227]


But...how? What sorcery is this?
 
2019-02-01 07:46:41 PM  
I want to see the rest of the woman wearing that fanny pack. Short skirt and leggings?

Please.
 
2019-02-01 08:02:22 PM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 403x227]


It is an esoteric artform, but this poster does it well. Kudos or pop tarts to you, gentlebeing.
 
2019-02-01 08:29:19 PM  
Shouldn't those be "chocolate" coated?
 
2019-02-01 08:35:01 PM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 403x227]


That's at least the second time in a few days you've been able to bust that out. Is Bo secretly running a Pop Tarts viral campaign?
 
2019-02-01 08:49:11 PM  

naughtyrev: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 403x227]

That's at least the second time in a few days you've been able to bust that out. Is Bo secretly running a Pop Tarts viral campaign?


The last one didn't go green, so I used it again.

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2019-02-01 09:00:05 PM  
I am starting to think that a bunch of major brands have outsourced their Twitter presence to the same company, and it's the same half-dozen or so kids in SF who are planning all this inter-brand snark/interaction.
 
2019-02-01 09:20:40 PM  
Kinky
 
2019-02-01 09:21:36 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 403x227]

But...how? What sorcery is this?


He has a large database of clips with a natural-language processing query interface.

Or he's a god.
 
2019-02-01 09:23:18 PM  
That's the right place to pop tarts.
 
2019-02-01 09:23:59 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:


nb4 Aussies show up to tell us what a fanny is...
 
2019-02-01 09:24:17 PM  

grokca: Shouldn't those be "chocolate" coated?


Depends on if you're using the American or British definition of fanny.
 
2019-02-01 09:25:11 PM  
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2019-02-01 09:28:36 PM  

NateAsbestos: I want to see the rest of the woman wearing that fanny pack. Short skirt and leggings?

Please.


That's a dude.  A woman would have the frosted side face the camera so it would be pretty in the picture.
 
2019-02-01 09:28:59 PM  
I'd rather eat a fanny than a pop tart any day of the week.
 
2019-02-01 09:31:50 PM  

BlueBox: NateAsbestos: I want to see the rest of the woman wearing that fanny pack. Short skirt and leggings?

Please.

That's a dude.  A woman would have the frosted side face the camera so it would be pretty in the picture.


Those are iced and facing out.  Probably brown sugar cinnamon or maybe maple brbroen sugar.

Why, yes I have teens, how could you tell?
 
2019-02-01 09:34:51 PM  

BlueBox: That's a dude.  A woman would have the frosted side face the camera so it would be pretty in the picture.


That is the frosted side. It's brown sugar that's making it look like the inside of your underpants after a sweaty day.
 
2019-02-01 09:35:02 PM  

grokca: Shouldn't those be "chocolate" coated?


Brown sugar.

You need to stop if you see a strawberry one.
 
2019-02-01 09:38:32 PM  
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2019-02-01 09:40:34 PM  
Oops I didn't see well.  Sorry.  I don't like brown sugar anyway.  Well when it comes to pop tarts
 
2019-02-01 09:43:57 PM  
just don't go putting your mouth where your money is.
 
2019-02-01 09:48:23 PM  
That has to be intentional. Nobody calls a fanny-pack a "fanny," even in the US.

Viral at any cost.
 
2019-02-01 09:49:55 PM  
Poop Tarts
 
2019-02-01 09:50:48 PM  
This was in my feed after I cleared that nonsense...

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2019-02-01 09:55:46 PM  
I have a pop tart for her fanny.
 
2019-02-01 09:55:53 PM  

FrancoFile: AdmirableSnackbar: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 403x227]

But...how? What sorcery is this?

He has a large database of clips with a natural-language processing query interface.

Or he's a god.

Or he's the comedian and he makes them to suit the thread.
 
2019-02-01 10:00:07 PM  
Fine, laugh at these if you please, but why does my cursor leak santorum? What's going on in this thread?

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-02-01 10:01:17 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 403x227]

But...how? What sorcery is this?


A question a child might ask, but not a childish question...
 
2019-02-01 10:01:59 PM  

NateAsbestos: I want to see the rest of the woman wearing that fanny pack. Short skirt and leggings?

Please.

How could you not recognize mama June?
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2019-02-01 10:08:06 PM  
People used to say that fanny packs were 'gay'.  This Pop Tarts fanny pack is so extreme it's wrapped around and become the most hetero thing since that biker dude with a Trumpy bear drinking a Appletini
 
2019-02-01 10:09:08 PM  

BlueBox: Oops I didn't see well.  Sorry.  I don't like brown sugar anyway.  Well when it comes to pop tarts


Dig your box...er
 
2019-02-01 10:10:41 PM  
You know in the year 2156 one of these is going to be in a hermetically sealed case in a space museum to illustrate the folly of this time period.
 
2019-02-01 10:20:59 PM  

lostcat: That has to be intentional. Nobody calls a fanny-pack a "fanny," even in the US.

Viral at any cost.


Crotch is the wrong kind of viral.
 
2019-02-01 10:28:05 PM  

NateAsbestos: I want to see the rest of the woman wearing that fanny pack. Short skirt and leggings?

Please.


What about a loooonggg jacket?
 
2019-02-01 10:30:01 PM  
All of the sudden I want to watch "The Inbetweeners"

"Carleys fanny on your face, on your face! Carleys Fanny on your face, and your bellend!"
 
2019-02-01 10:36:01 PM  

Catlenfell: FrancoFile: AdmirableSnackbar: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 403x227]

But...how? What sorcery is this?

He has a large database of clips with a natural-language processing query interface.

Or he's a god.
Or he's the comedian and he makes them to suit the thread.


He's not funny.
 
2019-02-01 10:36:49 PM  

weapon13: I'd rather eat a fanny than a pop tart any day of the week.


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-02-01 10:42:43 PM  

NateAsbestos: I want to see the rest of the woman wearing that fanny pack. Short skirt and leggings?

Please.


That's a man, baby
 
2019-02-01 10:43:54 PM  

WTFDYW: Catlenfell: FrancoFile: AdmirableSnackbar: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 403x227]

But...how? What sorcery is this?

He has a large database of clips with a natural-language processing query interface.

Or he's a god.
Or he's the comedian and he makes them to suit the thread.

He's not funny.


His platinum releases and his bank account would disagree.  I can only take him in small doses, but I chuckle at some of his stuff.  Can't watch a full episode or special he does.  Obviously people like him.
 
2019-02-01 10:46:04 PM  
Hi I'm here for the blueberry tarts.

/shout out to the blue waffle
//google it
 
2019-02-01 10:52:59 PM  

WTFDYW: Catlenfell: FrancoFile: AdmirableSnackbar: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 403x227]

But...how? What sorcery is this?

He has a large database of clips with a natural-language processing query interface.

Or he's a god.
Or he's the comedian and he makes them to suit the thread.

He's not funny.


Yeah? Well, you'renot funny. Stupidhead.
 
2019-02-01 11:05:14 PM  

Lord Head: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 403x227]

It is an esoteric artform, but this poster does it well. Kudos or pop tarts to you, gentlebeing.


Esoteric? I doesn't get much more esoteric. n =1 is a pretty small sample size.
 
2019-02-01 11:09:49 PM  

Advernaut: Poop Tarts


I'm sad that took so long
 
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