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2019-01-30 09:02:33 PM  
The comments are hilariously fark-worthy.
 
2019-01-30 09:06:32 PM  
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2019-01-30 09:07:16 PM  
I would have gone with the Obvious tag
 
2019-01-30 09:08:26 PM  
I'm guessing "let a normal not-stupid family adopt" is out of the question.
 
2019-01-30 09:13:18 PM  
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2019-01-30 09:13:53 PM  
The comments are gold:
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2019-01-30 09:16:29 PM  

revrendjim: The comments are gold:
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I'm intrigued by the Milk Bones cure.
 
2019-01-30 09:20:41 PM  
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2019-01-30 09:25:24 PM  
I used to share stuff like TFA on facebook, but now I see it on Fark, wait for it to hit the main deck, then see how long before it shows up on face book.
It is much more entertaining.
 
2019-01-30 10:01:32 PM  
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2019-01-30 10:04:22 PM  
She should seek out a burn ward for the roasting they gave her.
 
2019-01-30 10:40:31 PM  
As a Witch doctor, I recommend 1 pinky finger of a adult virgin albino male human of Asian descent , a monkey paw, a cup of Asian elephant sperm, a cigarette butt from a woman who wear teal green lipstick, and one teaspoon of diatomite.
 
2019-01-30 10:41:51 PM  
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Now THAT is a burn.
 
2019-01-31 12:24:50 AM  
It always makes me sad how worried medical professionals get when the topic of vaccines comes up and how pathetically, happily relieved they are when I say, "Go ahead, stick me/the kid."
 
2019-01-31 12:35:26 AM  
I looked at the comments Ray, and they were wonderful.
 
2019-01-31 12:38:34 AM  
Keep your kid home. Just like when the flu is in full swing.

People who send their sick kids out into the world to affect everyone else are assholes. People who go to work while sick are assholes.

Yes, anti-vaccine parenting is rife with problems. But if you're sick, stay the fark at home.
 
2019-01-31 12:39:40 AM  
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2019-01-31 12:39:49 AM  

nekom: [img.fark.net image 439x340]


Smallpox actually has been eliminated in the wild.  It ain't coming back unless the US or Russia deliberately release it.  It kinda says how much the West hated that disease that we methodically erased it from the world, while more deadly diseases still exist.
 
Oak
2019-01-31 12:40:05 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Keep your kid home. Just like when the flu is in full swing.

People who send their sick kids out into the world to affect everyone else are assholes. People who go to work while sick are assholes.

Yes, anti-vaccine parenting is rife with problems. But if you're sick, stay the fark at home.


To "sick," I'd add "filthy" and "unvaccinated" (same thing, really).
 
2019-01-31 12:44:14 AM  

Gubbo: I would have gone with the Obvious tag


Since Boredpanda tries to get you to drop adblockers, I'd go with Ironic.
 
2019-01-31 12:44:17 AM  

phalamir: nekom: [img.fark.net image 439x340]

Smallpox actually has been eliminated in the wild.  It ain't coming back unless the US or Russia deliberately release it.  It kinda says how much the West hated that disease that we methodically erased it from the world, while more deadly diseases still exist.


It is frightening how devastating a smallpox outbreak would be. Every time the CDC runs a simulation or stress test, it's not good.

And those were conducted before the antivax movement started up. These chucklefarks would be ranting that it's all fear mongering by big pharma while people are dying in the streets.
 
2019-01-31 12:50:05 AM  
How are dark humor and unvaccinated children alike?

They never get old.

/My favorite comment.
 
2019-01-31 12:50:51 AM  
*whew!*  That was a close one.  Could've had an autistic child!


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Much better!
 
2019-01-31 12:54:39 AM  

vudukungfu: I used to share stuff like TFA on facebook, but now I see it on Fark, wait for it to hit the main deck, then see how long before it shows up on face book.
It is much more entertaining.


FYI it hit FB before it hit Fark.
 
2019-01-31 12:55:39 AM  

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I'm no anti vaxxer but this dude is a grade A dickhead.
 
2019-01-31 12:57:46 AM  

LeftisRightisWrong: phalamir: nekom: [img.fark.net image 439x340]

Smallpox actually has been eliminated in the wild.  It ain't coming back unless the US or Russia deliberately release it.  It kinda says how much the West hated that disease that we methodically erased it from the world, while more deadly diseases still exist.

It is frightening how devastating a smallpox outbreak would be. Every time the CDC runs a simulation or stress test, it's not good.

And those were conducted before the antivax movement started up. These chucklefarks would be ranting that it's all fear mongering by big pharma while people are dying in the streets.


Yeah, but the thing about smallpox is it isn't ebola or even plague-level of deadly, and is hilariously obvious what it is to even a rather stupid healthcare professional.  And, humanity - absent First Peoples - lived with it for millennia, while merrily advancing all the time.  And we know where the last bits are kept; the instant someone breaks out on those little bumps, all eyes are turning to the US and/or Russia, and no one will be able to deny it is a deliberate move.  I'd be more worried about some sort of avian or swine flu that was kept out of sight of vaccination efforts than smallpox.  Cultivate that and release a few carriers across the globe in airports and you've got a real fun-factory of untraceable farkery.
 
2019-01-31 12:58:23 AM  
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2019-01-31 01:00:17 AM  
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Words to live by! Or not...
 
2019-01-31 01:00:25 AM  
Probably, just like with political matters, ridicule and smug judgements of intelligence will make them see the error in their judgement.  Trust me on this.  I'm bringing our nation back together.
 
2019-01-31 01:02:06 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: nekom: [img.fark.net image 800x417]

I'm no anti vaxxer but this dude is a grade A dickhead.


No, that guy is a doctor.  If you walk into a police precinct loaded for bear and declare you plan to shoot up every donut shop in town, they are going to ventilate you - and not one person will bat an eye.  This functionally equivalent.

His only bad act in the piece is not taking custody of the child to provide it with a good home, instead of letting the spawner kill the child by walking out with him or her.
 
2019-01-31 01:02:53 AM  
I see that there are a lot of farkers that haven't stayed faithful to one website.
Drew is gonna be sad.
 
2019-01-31 01:03:18 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: nekom: [img.fark.net image 800x417]

I'm no anti vaxxer but this dude is a grade A dickhead.



What? Why? He doesnt want to expose his patients to intentionally compromised carriers of deadly diseases. I applaud him.
 
2019-01-31 01:03:20 AM  
Geez. It's simple. Wrap a plastic bag tightly over the head so they can't inhale the measles.  Do I have to come up with all of the ideas?
 
2019-01-31 01:04:55 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: nekom: [img.fark.net image 800x417]

I'm no anti vaxxer but this dude is a grade A dickhead.


Nope. Unvaccinated kids are a hazard to people in the waiting room. Their germs can kill infants and others who CAN'T be vaccinated. The doctor is protecting his other patients who care enough about his medical opinion to listen.
 
2019-01-31 01:05:31 AM  
She needs to call Trump's doctor. He should be able to offer safe, reliable, effective advice. If he's not on call, then Dr. Ben Carson should be able to help.
 
2019-01-31 01:08:10 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: As a Witch doctor, I recommend 1 pinky finger of a adult virgin albino male human of Asian descent , a monkey paw, a cup of Asian elephant sperm, a cigarette butt from a woman who wear teal green lipstick, and one teaspoon of diatomite.


You don't need to vaccinate your children as long as you feed them grilled cheese sandwiches regularly. Just make sure you replace the bread with ham. Spread some yogurt on each slice of ham. On the top slice, spread some Marmite on top.

There. Your kids will never get sick again.
 
2019-01-31 01:08:58 AM  
I didn't notice, did someone told her to protect her kid she needs to send them to a relative out of state, and leave them there for the next 15 years?
 
2019-01-31 01:09:26 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: She needs to call Trump's doctor. He should be able to offer safe, reliable, effective advice. If he's not on call, then Dr. Ben Carson should be able to help.


So storing them in a pyramid where the power can keep them safe, like grain?
 
2019-01-31 01:10:07 AM  

NotARocketScientist: Just another Heartland Weirdass: nekom: [img.fark.net image 800x417]

I'm no anti vaxxer but this dude is a grade A dickhead.

Nope. Unvaccinated kids are a hazard to people in the waiting room. Their germs can kill infants and others who CAN'T be vaccinated. The doctor is protecting his other patients who care enough about his medical opinion to listen.


To add to this, if a patient is going to take medical advice from random nutters on the internet over decades of research into disease prevention, they are just as likely to ignore any of his other medical advice. Why should he waste his time (and jeopardize his other patients) if they're going to go home, get on facebook, and decide that seaweed boiled in horse urine is all they need?
 
2019-01-31 01:11:46 AM  

phalamir: LeftisRightisWrong: phalamir: nekom: [img.fark.net image 439x340]

Smallpox actually has been eliminated in the wild.  It ain't coming back unless the US or Russia deliberately release it.  It kinda says how much the West hated that disease that we methodically erased it from the world, while more deadly diseases still exist.

It is frightening how devastating a smallpox outbreak would be. Every time the CDC runs a simulation or stress test, it's not good.

And those were conducted before the antivax movement started up. These chucklefarks would be ranting that it's all fear mongering by big pharma while people are dying in the streets.

Yeah, but the thing about smallpox is it isn't ebola or even plague-level of deadly, and is hilariously obvious what it is to even a rather stupid healthcare professional.  And, humanity - absent First Peoples - lived with it for millennia, while merrily advancing all the time.  And we know where the last bits are kept; the instant someone breaks out on those little bumps, all eyes are turning to the US and/or Russia, and no one will be able to deny it is a deliberate move.  I'd be more worried about some sort of avian or swine flu that was kept out of sight of vaccination efforts than smallpox.  Cultivate that and release a few carriers across the globe in airports and you've got a real fun-factory of untraceable farkery.


True, it's impressive how "tame" smallpox is compared to the other diseases that we need to worry about now. A (un)lucky flu strain would be much more virulent and communicable. Spanish flu was a motherfarker.
 
2019-01-31 01:12:30 AM  

phalamir: Just another Heartland Weirdass: nekom: [img.fark.net image 800x417]

I'm no anti vaxxer but this dude is a grade A dickhead.

No, that guy is a doctor.  If you walk into a police precinct loaded for bear and declare you plan to shoot up every donut shop in town, they are going to ventilate you - and not one person will bat an eye.  This functionally equivalent.

His only bad act in the piece is not taking custody of the child to provide it with a good home, instead of letting the spawner kill the child by walking out with him or her.


Ludicrous "analogy" is ludicrous.

Virtue signaling is for wimps.
 
2019-01-31 01:13:28 AM  

LeftisRightisWrong: NotARocketScientist: Just another Heartland Weirdass: nekom: [img.fark.net image 800x417]

I'm no anti vaxxer but this dude is a grade A dickhead.

Nope. Unvaccinated kids are a hazard to people in the waiting room. Their germs can kill infants and others who CAN'T be vaccinated. The doctor is protecting his other patients who care enough about his medical opinion to listen.

To add to this, if a patient is going to take medical advice from random nutters on the internet over decades of research into disease prevention, they are just as likely to ignore any of his other medical advice. Why should he waste his time (and jeopardize his other patients) if they're going to go home, get on facebook, and decide that seaweed boiled in horse urine is all they need?


Because he's getting paid?
 
Oak
2019-01-31 01:14:37 AM  

phalamir: LeftisRightisWrong: phalamir: nekom: [img.fark.net image 439x340]

Smallpox actually has been eliminated in the wild.  It ain't coming back unless the US or Russia deliberately release it.  It kinda says how much the West hated that disease that we methodically erased it from the world, while more deadly diseases still exist.

It is frightening how devastating a smallpox outbreak would be. Every time the CDC runs a simulation or stress test, it's not good.

And those were conducted before the antivax movement started up. These chucklefarks would be ranting that it's all fear mongering by big pharma while people are dying in the streets.

Yeah, but the thing about smallpox is it isn't ebola or even plague-level of deadly, and is hilariously obvious what it is to even a rather stupid healthcare professional.  And, humanity - absent First Peoples - lived with it for millennia, while merrily advancing all the time.  And we know where the last bits are kept; the instant someone breaks out on those little bumps, all eyes are turning to the US and/or Russia, and no one will be able to deny it is a deliberate move.  I'd be more worried about some sort of avian or swine flu that was kept out of sight of vaccination efforts than smallpox.  Cultivate that and release a few carriers across the globe in airports and you've got a real fun-factory of untraceable farkery.


Russia would be able to deny it, would deny it, and no country but the US (and maybe New Zealand) would have any interest in reacting.

Citation needed?  See: recent history
 
2019-01-31 01:20:30 AM  

LeftisRightisWrong: NotARocketScientist: Just another Heartland Weirdass: nekom: [img.fark.net image 800x417]

I'm no anti vaxxer but this dude is a grade A dickhead.

Nope. Unvaccinated kids are a hazard to people in the waiting room. Their germs can kill infants and others who CAN'T be vaccinated. The doctor is protecting his other patients who care enough about his medical opinion to listen.

To add to this, if a patient is going to take medical advice from random nutters on the internet over decades of research into disease prevention, they are just as likely to ignore any of his other medical advice. Why should he waste his time (and jeopardize his other patients) if they're going to go home, get on facebook, and decide that seaweed boiled in horse urine is all they need?


Absolutely this.  Anybody who doesn't already know that seaweed boiled in horse urine is all they need is beyond helping.  Just let 'em go, man, because they're gone.
 
2019-01-31 01:21:44 AM  

NotARocketScientist: Just another Heartland Weirdass: nekom: [img.fark.net image 800x417]

I'm no anti vaxxer but this dude is a grade A dickhead.

Nope. Unvaccinated kids are a hazard to people in the waiting room. Their germs can kill infants and others who CAN'T be vaccinated. The doctor is protecting his other patients who care enough about his medical opinion to listen.


No, he isn't.
One example
Hep b is sexually transmitted.  My infant is not having sex.  So he A doesn't have heb b, and B is not going to give it to other infants even if somehow he did. This guy would try to take my kids away from me unless i gave them the shot when he demanded it, even though the risk to others is very very low.

Another example:  flu kills a lot of kids.  If someone missed their flu shot, does he try to have ther kids taken away too?  Would you back him on this, as well, because you know, science and shiat?
 
2019-01-31 01:22:41 AM  

bobobolinskii: LeftisRightisWrong: NotARocketScientist: Just another Heartland Weirdass: nekom: [img.fark.net image 800x417]

I'm no anti vaxxer but this dude is a grade A dickhead.

Nope. Unvaccinated kids are a hazard to people in the waiting room. Their germs can kill infants and others who CAN'T be vaccinated. The doctor is protecting his other patients who care enough about his medical opinion to listen.

To add to this, if a patient is going to take medical advice from random nutters on the internet over decades of research into disease prevention, they are just as likely to ignore any of his other medical advice. Why should he waste his time (and jeopardize his other patients) if they're going to go home, get on facebook, and decide that seaweed boiled in horse urine is all they need?

Because he's getting paid?


Not by them if he's telling them to GTFO.
 
2019-01-31 01:24:04 AM  

trappedspirit: Probably, just like with political matters, ridicule and smug judgements of intelligence will make them see the error in their judgement.  Trust me on this.  I'm bringing our nation back together.


I keep getting suspended here for doing that.
 
2019-01-31 01:28:09 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: As a Witch doctor, I recommend 1 pinky finger of a adult virgin albino male human of Asian descent , a monkey paw, a cup of Asian elephant sperm, a cigarette butt from a woman who wear teal green lipstick, and one teaspoon of diatomite.


Well sure, if you don't mind your child growing up to be a Certified Public Accountant.
 
2019-01-31 01:28:28 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Keep your kid home. Just like when the flu is in full swing.

People who send their sick kids out into the world to affect everyone else are assholes. People who go to work while sick are assholes.

Yes, anti-vaccine parenting is rife with problems. But if you're sick, stay the fark at home.


Anti-vaxxers suck.  But when it comes to sicknesses like cold and flus, I can't be too quick to judge if adults work while sick.

Some people risk their job if they call out sick.
 
2019-01-31 01:29:25 AM  

OkieDookie: Huck And Molly Ziegler: She needs to call Trump's doctor. He should be able to offer safe, reliable, effective advice. If he's not on call, then Dr. Ben Carson should be able to help.

So storing them in a pyramid where the power can keep them safe, like grain?


Yes?

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