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(Metro)   Prominent men's rights activist claims it's gay for guys to like women's butts. Care to back that up, son?   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2019-01-29 03:29:21 PM  
If that's gay, then I'm Liberace.
 
2019-01-29 03:33:32 PM  
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Some brothers wanna play that hard role. And tell you that the butt ain't gold.
 
2019-01-29 03:35:13 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: [s3.amazonaws.com image 304x304]

Some brothers wanna play that hard role. And tell you that the butt ain't gold.


Damn it!  Was looking and figured I'd refresh before posting that same image.
 
2019-01-29 03:35:28 PM  
So men can't masturbate or like butts now?

Sounds like a real fun club you guys got there.
 
2019-01-29 03:37:11 PM  
I'm Charles Nelson Reilly by that standard.
 
2019-01-29 03:37:38 PM  

sigdiamond2000: So men can't masturbate or like butts now?

Sounds like a real fun club you guys got there.


I think they need a new PR head.
 
2019-01-29 03:39:08 PM  
Why do the proponents of men's rights want to take away the things I love?
 
2019-01-29 03:39:10 PM  
Men's rights activist RooshV - real name Daryush Valizadeh - claims that he 'says no to the back hole', and won't put his 'benis' near somewhere with 'doo-doo' -

Ummmm...apparently he's unaware of the "bagina's" proximity to the "back hole."

No surprise, though. It's DooshV. This guy strikes me as unlikely to ever see a living woman naked.
 
2019-01-29 03:43:27 PM  
Nice Juvenile reference, subby.
Juvenile - Back That Ass Up
Youtube WL2txMU50CI
 
2019-01-29 03:49:46 PM  
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2019-01-29 03:52:56 PM  
It sure is a good thing that I don't give even the slightest whiff of a f*ck what some sniveling, worthless, misogynist, men's rights worm thinks I should like or not like.
 
2019-01-29 03:53:15 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: [s3.amazonaws.com image 304x304]

Some brothers wanna play that hard role. And tell you that the butt ain't gold.



I came here for one of Seattle's most awesome people, and I leave satisfied.
 
2019-01-29 03:53:16 PM  
LOL

I've been a butt guy since I was 13 and [name redacted] (also 13) passed by in her hot red bikini. My gaze went down below her waist and it's pretty much remained there for the past 35+ years.

And in all that time -- including the last 10 having a best friend who is gay -- I've never wanted to engage in any man-on-man love. It's just not my thing.

My friend would say the guy in the video is gay and doesn't even realize it. He desires men, and is blaming his being a "butt man" for it. That's not how sexuality works, of course, but it's what's in his head so it seems real to him.
 
2019-01-29 03:55:54 PM  

SurfaceTension: LOL

I've been a butt guy since I was 13 and [name redacted] (also 13) passed by in her hot red bikini. My gaze went down below her waist and it's pretty much remained there for the past 35+ years.

And in all that time -- including the last 10 having a best friend who is gay -- I've never wanted to engage in any man-on-man love. It's just not my thing.

My friend would say the guy in the video is gay and doesn't even realize it. He desires men, and is blaming his being a "butt man" for it. That's not how sexuality works, of course, but it's what's in his head so it seems real to him.


You're still thinking about a 13 year old's ass?

Have a seat over there sir.
 
2019-01-29 03:56:15 PM  

SurfaceTension: I've been a butt guy since I was 13 and [name redacted] (also 13) passed by in her hot red bikini. My gaze went down below her waist and it's pretty much remained there for the past 35+ years.



It was Wendy Peffercorn.

/Nice to meet you, Squints.
 
2019-01-29 03:56:59 PM  
Wait, this guy doesn't do butt stuff because he's afraid he would become a gay scatophile?

I don't think he can be helped by anyone on the internet.
 
2019-01-29 03:58:04 PM  
When he golfs, he never plays the back 9, way too gay.
 
2019-01-29 03:59:10 PM  
This is obviously a very important topic and we should invest hundreds upon hundreds of comments in this thing that doesn't matter.
 
2019-01-29 04:01:08 PM  

BunkyBrewman: SurfaceTension: LOL

I've been a butt guy since I was 13 and [name redacted] (also 13) passed by in her hot red bikini. My gaze went down below her waist and it's pretty much remained there for the past 35+ years.

And in all that time -- including the last 10 having a best friend who is gay -- I've never wanted to engage in any man-on-man love. It's just not my thing.

My friend would say the guy in the video is gay and doesn't even realize it. He desires men, and is blaming his being a "butt man" for it. That's not how sexuality works, of course, but it's what's in his head so it seems real to him.

You're still thinking about a 13 year old's ass?

Have a seat over there sir.


Well, she's like 48 now so it's ok.
 
2019-01-29 04:01:27 PM  

Mike_LowELL: This is obviously a very important topic and we should invest hundreds upon hundreds of comments in this thing that doesn't matter.


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/Regardless, I want this thread to go green.
//Not Subby.
 
2019-01-29 04:03:07 PM  

Mike_LowELL: This is obviously a very important topic and we should invest hundreds upon hundreds of comments in this thing that doesn't matter.


As long as there are visual aids to help move this discussion along. I can get behind this.
 
2019-01-29 04:03:21 PM  
Why is the banana no his microwave wearing a sweater?

This is a guy who is terrified of his sexuality. Can't imagine why.
 
2019-01-29 04:03:30 PM  

hobnail: BunkyBrewman: SurfaceTension: LOL

I've been a butt guy since I was 13 and [name redacted] (also 13) passed by in her hot red bikini. My gaze went down below her waist and it's pretty much remained there for the past 35+ years.

And in all that time -- including the last 10 having a best friend who is gay -- I've never wanted to engage in any man-on-man love. It's just not my thing.

My friend would say the guy in the video is gay and doesn't even realize it. He desires men, and is blaming his being a "butt man" for it. That's not how sexuality works, of course, but it's what's in his head so it seems real to him.

You're still thinking about a 13 year old's ass?

Have a seat over there sir.

Well, she's like 48 now so it's ok.


Exactly! Thank you!

And I am age-appropriate in my butt gazing.
 
2019-01-29 04:04:49 PM  

The_Sponge: SurfaceTension: I've been a butt guy since I was 13 and [name redacted] (also 13) passed by in her hot red bikini. My gaze went down below her waist and it's pretty much remained there for the past 35+ years.


It was Wendy Peffercorn.

/Nice to meet you, Squints.


Well, it was a bikini, so think Phoebe Cates. In fact, we should all take a minute to think about Phoebe Cates.
 
2019-01-29 04:07:16 PM  

bluenovaman: Mike_LowELL: This is obviously a very important topic and we should invest hundreds upon hundreds of comments in this thing that doesn't matter.

As long as there are visual aids to help move this discussion along. I can get behind this.


I second this request for some visual examples to help demonstrate the point.
 
2019-01-29 04:09:00 PM  
I'm a more of a boob-man.  Regardless, this man is an idiot.

dv-ous: Why is the banana no his microwave wearing a sweater?


Easy answer:

Bananas look like dongs, so if he covers it up, he won't  "catch the gay" by looking at it.
 
2019-01-29 04:09:36 PM  
Ah.  RooshV.  The guy who said rape was legal on private property (and acceptable elsewhere) and lives in his mom's basement - literally - while blogging all kinds of outrageous bullshiat just to troll...

My guess is he's gay, and terrified of it.
 
2019-01-29 04:10:33 PM  

SurfaceTension: Well, it was a bikini, so think Phoebe Cates. In fact, we should all take a minute to think about Phoebe Cates.



True.  In The Sandlot, it was a red one piece....and now I feel like a creep for remembering that.

Yes we should.....in privacy of our own bathrooms.

/Remember to lock the door.
 
2019-01-29 04:13:10 PM  
And for the record, it's not just the men who like booty.  I'm a leg/bust woman myself, but each to her own.

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Yes, ma'am.
 
2019-01-29 04:17:09 PM  
//currently changing name to Gaye McGayburger
 
2019-01-29 04:18:15 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: And for the record, it's not just the men who like booty.  I'm a leg/bust woman myself, but each to her own.

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Yes, ma'am.



Unnnnnf.
 
2019-01-29 04:20:12 PM  
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2019-01-29 04:34:53 PM  
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
 
2019-01-29 04:35:12 PM  
Sir Mix A Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Video)
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It seriously took 30+ comments to get to this?

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2019-01-29 04:38:20 PM  

HedlessChickn: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_JphDdGV​2TU]

It seriously took 30+ comments to get to this?

Fark, I am disappoint.


The second comment though.....
 
2019-01-29 04:39:34 PM  
Obviously, Prominent Men's Rights Activist has never watched college gymnastics.
 
2019-01-29 04:41:05 PM  

hobnail: If that's gay, then I'm Liberace.


Paul Lynde in center square for the win, Peter.
 
2019-01-29 04:43:10 PM  

raerae1980: HedlessChickn: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_JphDdGV​2TU]

It seriously took 30+ comments to get to this?

Fark, I am disappoint.

The second comment though.....


I know, but still.

There's a dedicated button for it and everything.
 
2019-01-29 04:51:38 PM  
No, it's gay for men to like men's butts.

They are shaped very differently .
 
2019-01-29 05:17:04 PM  
 
2019-01-29 05:35:17 PM  

bluenovaman: Mike_LowELL: This is obviously a very important topic and we should invest hundreds upon hundreds of comments in this thing that doesn't matter.

As long as there are visual aids to help move this discussion along. I can get behind this.


Damn straight.

Seriously, who the hell doesn't like a good booty?

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2019-01-29 05:51:15 PM  
I love the two back dimples just above the waist women have...half butt with that showing...I'm so gay for that.
 
2019-01-29 05:54:15 PM  
You know how I know that guy is suppressing homosexual tendencies?
 
2019-01-29 05:54:17 PM  
I stopped reading the Fark headline after the word "activist."

And nothing of value is missed.
 
2019-01-29 05:54:57 PM  
Welp, he's not a Catholic, LOL.
 
2019-01-29 05:55:00 PM  
i thought MRAs were all just closet cases to begin with.
 
2019-01-29 05:55:40 PM  
Serious question: what the hell is a "benis"?
Is that like a mangina or shenis?

Old Greg?
 
2019-01-29 05:57:27 PM  

WhoGAS: I love the two back dimples just above the waist women have...half butt with that showing...I'm so gay for that.


I thank Clash of the Titans' Judi Bowker for introducing me to the concept. It was a learning experience in this man's life.
 
2019-01-29 05:57:59 PM  
I enjoy an nice butt on a woman, I also enjoy brunch
 
2019-01-29 05:58:42 PM  
Booty Juice
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