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(The Sun (Ireland))   Woman with 12 vibrators who says she's never had an orgasm and claims men treat her like Mount Everest. She just hasn't met StudmanSubby yet   (thesun.ie) divider line
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2019-01-29 01:18:51 PM  
Men treat her like Mt Everest? What, they sh*t all over her and no one cleans it up?
 
2019-01-29 01:20:40 PM  
I'm willing to try.
 
2019-01-29 01:20:43 PM  
The crazy eyes, she's got em.
 
2019-01-29 01:23:53 PM  
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Uhh, is she being pulled through a keyhole?
 
2019-01-29 01:26:45 PM  

naughtyrev: Men treat her like Mt Everest? What, they sh*t all over her and no one cleans it up?


They spend thousands of dollars to sleep in a cold bed
 
2019-01-29 01:29:39 PM  
When the first team can't do something try the second team. She should see what a woman can do for her.
 
2019-01-29 01:29:56 PM  
She thinks most women have had an orgasm by their 20's . I don't think that's true.
 
2019-01-29 01:35:08 PM  
Because it's she's there?
 
2019-01-29 01:37:13 PM  
I would gladly add myself to the list of men who have disappointed her in bed.
 
2019-01-29 01:38:26 PM  
It's like sneezing... You can't just shove it out.
 
2019-01-29 02:07:05 PM  
A woman with one vibrator knows what time it is. A woman with 12 vibrators ... OK, you do the jokes then.
 
2019-01-29 02:07:05 PM  
Although my experience isn't vast, it has been my experience that a woman's ability to achieve orgasm is more about them and how comfortable they are and less about their partner.
 
2019-01-29 02:07:30 PM  
Has she had a doctor check her throat?
 
2019-01-29 02:08:01 PM  
She should try women. Women are good at giving me orgasms.
 
2019-01-29 02:08:45 PM  
I don't believe either he or the Sun
 
2019-01-29 02:08:50 PM  

sithon: She thinks most women have had an orgasm by their 20's . I don't think that's true.


You think women don't masturbate?
That's adorable!
 
2019-01-29 02:09:07 PM  
if you haven't had an orgasm, that's on you.  Just spend some quality time with yourself.
 
2019-01-29 02:10:22 PM  

jst3p: Although my experience isn't vast, it has been my experience that a woman's ability to achieve orgasm is more about them and how comfortable they are and less about their partner.


This right here...be it medical or mental, she has a glitch in the matrix somewhere.
 
2019-01-29 02:10:43 PM  

Slypork: Has she had a doctor check her throat?


Paging Dr. Young, will Dr. Young please report to the examination room.
 
2019-01-29 02:10:47 PM  
I'm not that surprised that it's tough to climax, what with that old Himalayan dude doing most of the work.
 
2019-01-29 02:10:56 PM  
Shatner Of The Mount by Fall On Your Sword
Youtube HU2ftCitvyQ
 
2019-01-29 02:11:38 PM  

pacified: if you haven't had an orgasm, that's on you.  Just spend some quality time with yourself.


Bears repeating.
 
2019-01-29 02:13:13 PM  

eurotrader: When the first team can't do something try the second team. She should see what a woman can do for her.


She should see what she can do for herself.

FTFA: I told her that I didn't tend to masturbate and had never actually orgasmed

and: I own 12 (vibrators) and most are unopened in a drawer in my room

If she doesn't know how to get herself off, chances of some rando managing it is pretty small.
 
2019-01-29 02:13:27 PM  
Maybe this is yet another person who has had their expectations ruined by pron? If you watch those vids it seems women only orgasm by spraying gallons and gallons across the police station or gym or lecture hall, and she's yet to do that even in the comfort of her own dining room, ipso facto...
 
2019-01-29 02:13:46 PM  
FTFA:

"The number of people who have come up with the 'genius' solution of buying a vibrator is ridiculous.
I own 12 and most are unopened in a drawer in my room."

She doesn't want to have one
 
2019-01-29 02:14:36 PM  
Someone gift her a Lesbian.  That'll do the trick...

/gift me the video of said encounter
 
2019-01-29 02:15:15 PM  
Forget the vibrators, she should have invested in a sybian.
 
2019-01-29 02:15:26 PM  

naughtyrev: Men treat her like Mt Everest? What, they sh*t all over her and no one cleans it up?


Some people are into that ...
 
2019-01-29 02:15:49 PM  
maybe she needs to use something corded and not battery powered
 
2019-01-29 02:15:56 PM  
They climb on top of her only to die of hypothermia, hypoxia, and cerebral edema once they get there?
 
2019-01-29 02:15:57 PM  
TFA: They act like they are going to be 'the one' and I am their sexual Mount Everest.

Pro-Tip: never, ever ever do this.  Not only because you'll fail to be the Excalibur of dick, but because it creates a tremendous amount of anxiety for the woman going into sex.  You're basically putting an expectation of performance on her to have an orgasm.

If you find yourself in that situation, and you want to do something for her, then the best thing you can do is try to consciously uncouple the concepts of good sex and having an orgasm.  That means taking the focus of sex off of "getting there" and onto having fun.  And in some cases it means that if sex has to stop for whatever reason, you absolutely do not biatch about how you weren't even able to cum yet.
 
2019-01-29 02:16:09 PM  

markie_farkie: [img.fark.net image 850x1133]

Uhh, is she being pulled through a keyhole?


She's not being pulled. She's oozing through...
 
2019-01-29 02:16:39 PM  

hobbes0022: FTFA:

"The number of people who have come up with the 'genius' solution of buying a vibrator is ridiculous.
I own 12 and most are unopened in a drawer in my room."

She doesn't want to have one


Or maybe she should take them out of the package before she uses them. I bet they'll feel much better that way.
 
2019-01-29 02:16:40 PM  

NateAsbestos: I'm willing to try.


The only way she has come close is while watching a man eat a Hawaiian pizza.
 
2019-01-29 02:16:41 PM  

hobbes0022: I own 12 and most are unopened in a drawer in my room."


That's not how remote control works.
 
2019-01-29 02:16:45 PM  

hobbes0022: FTFA:

"The number of people who have come up with the 'genius' solution of buying a vibrator is ridiculous.
I own 12 and most are unopened in a drawer in my room."

She doesn't want to have one


This also stood out to me. I've dated women who could only orgasm via vibrator and we just incorporated that into sexy time. If she's never used one, it feels like she's deliberately avoiding one.
 
2019-01-29 02:16:56 PM  
Subbys mom is hot
 
2019-01-29 02:17:08 PM  
Most of my mates were pint-drinking guys and we would talk about blokey stuff - they didn't want to know what I was getting up to under the covers and would have been horrified if I had suddenly started talking about it.

I'm looking at your picture and you're more than cute enough for it to say that's a lie.
 
2019-01-29 02:18:04 PM  

germ78: Forget the vibrators, she should have invested in a sybian.


What is it you think a sybian is?
 
2019-01-29 02:18:04 PM  
She's needs a shrink, not a vibrator.

Dated a 40 year old like this.  Wasn't her body physically, she had a ton of junk in her head that needed professional help.
 
2019-01-29 02:18:08 PM  
Mountain climbing is an apt metaphor. If you can't achieve you goal try a different route.
 
2019-01-29 02:18:26 PM  

eurotrader: When the first team can't do something try the second team. She should see what a woman can do for her.


That's thinking outside the box. They'll lick that problem in no time at all.
 
2019-01-29 02:18:33 PM  
The key is to build up so much anticipation and achievement around orgasming that whether with a partner or alone she will be so consciously focused on deliberately getting there, she never will.

Genius!
 
2019-01-29 02:18:35 PM  
Every woman I have ever had sex with had an orgasm.

0=0

/So lonely
//Sob
///=Masturbation
//Sob
 
2019-01-29 02:19:07 PM  

brantgoose: A woman with one vibrator knows what time it is. A woman with 12 vibrators ... OK, you do the jokes then.


Doesn't know how to change the batteries?
 
2019-01-29 02:19:21 PM  

lindalouwho: sithon: She thinks most women have had an orgasm by their 20's . I don't think that's true.

You think women don't masturbate?
That's adorable!


He should know. He sees them do it every time he finishes.
 
2019-01-29 02:19:27 PM  
It's as mental as it is physical. I once had a partner that would come the instant of penetration. She was unusual in other ways too so it didn't last long...
 
2019-01-29 02:20:07 PM  
I didn't have an orgasm then but I wasn't surprised - who does their first time?

What a teenage boy having sex for the first time might look like.

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2019-01-29 02:20:09 PM  

naughtyrev: Men treat her like Mt Everest? What, they sh*t all over her and no one cleans it up?


Or die trying
 
2019-01-29 02:20:19 PM  

chevydeuce: she has a glitch in the matrix somewhere.


Checking in ....
 
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