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4301 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Jan 2019 at 8:55 AM (20 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-01-29 08:49:59 AM  
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2019-01-29 08:53:04 AM  
I have no idea who Cliff Sims is, but unless he's attributing direct quotes to you.  He can write all the hearsay he wants.

I guess nobody has explained to him yet that the NDA against government employees isn't a thing.

I would also guess that based on previous information, the NDA's he's been having people sign for decades when they personally worked for him aren't worth the paper Michael Cohen printed them on.
 
2019-01-29 08:54:10 AM  
Why is he worried about violations of an NDA if he didn't write anything true?
 
2019-01-29 08:56:03 AM  

Gubbo: Why is he worried about violations of an NDA if he didn't write anything true?


Dementia and fear
 
2019-01-29 08:56:22 AM  

BizarreMan: I have no idea who Cliff Sims is, but unless he's attributing direct quotes to you.  He can write all the hearsay he wants.

I guess nobody has explained to him yet that the NDA against government employees isn't a thing.

I would also guess that based on previous information, the NDA's he's been having people sign for decades when they personally worked for him aren't worth the paper Michael Cohen printed them on.


I don't think many people know who Cliff Sims is. Due to the Streisand Effect many more people will find out and learn what he has to say. Great job Two Scoops.
 
2019-01-29 08:57:21 AM  
Shamelessly stolen from @popehat

Yeah. How important of a Trump staffer could he have been? He hasn't even been indicted. Not one count.
 
2019-01-29 08:57:43 AM  
This right after articles how aids begged him not to do that, "iysi below the president."

Stay classy Mr President.
 
2019-01-29 08:58:26 AM  
What a clown. I've never heard of either this Cliff fellow, or his book. Now I think I'll buy 2 copies.
 
2019-01-29 08:58:45 AM  
Why did he have to sign an NDA if he didn't have access to anything?
 
2019-01-29 08:59:00 AM  
Now I know that book is true.
 
2019-01-29 08:59:12 AM  
Dude needs to stop relying on his greatest hits and come up with some new material.
 
2019-01-29 08:59:21 AM  
So now we know Chris Sims is telling the truth (or enough of the truth to make Trump piss his pants).  Thanks for the confirmation.
 
2019-01-29 08:59:38 AM  
Trump is not exactly the kind of boss who engenders loyalty in his employees. I'd bet he gives them reason to go "Christ, what an asshole" on a daily basis (just like the rest of us).
 
2019-01-29 08:59:40 AM  
So I wonder what news is coming out today that this tweet had to be made

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Fingers crossed something equally as good to Roger Stone getting arrested, if not better
 
2019-01-29 08:59:53 AM  

BizarreMan: I have no idea who Cliff Sims is, but unless he's attributing direct quotes to you.  He can write all the hearsay he wants.

I guess nobody has explained to him yet that the NDA against government employees isn't a thing.

I would also guess that based on previous information, the NDA's he's been having people sign for decades when they personally worked for him aren't worth the paper Michael Cohen printed them on.


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/ I read hearsay as heresy the first time
 
2019-01-29 09:01:04 AM  
So if it's fiction, why mention an NDA? Surely he isn't disclosing facts?
 
2019-01-29 09:01:10 AM  

Gubbo: Why is he worried about violations of an NDA if he didn't write anything true?


He is not a smart man. He's probably the stupidest man ever elected POTUS.
 
2019-01-29 09:01:23 AM  
The cheeto doth protest too much, methinks.
 
2019-01-29 09:01:23 AM  
Just watched this guy on CNNhaving this tweet read to him for the first time on CNN. I think even the interviewer was trying not to shout "Coffee boy!"

Guy says it doesn't matter to him who Trump says he is. Jesus knows who he really is  So he's got that going for him
 
2019-01-29 09:01:41 AM  
"No, I didn't know him. He was just a covfefe boy.  Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. It wasn't my fault. I swear to God!"
 
2019-01-29 09:01:45 AM  
Eugene. Dude. Seek help.
 
2019-01-29 09:02:07 AM  
At this point every single book in the inevitable "Trump 'Presidential' Library" will be in one section called "All the ways Trump failed and sucked"

This pleases me.
 
2019-01-29 09:02:30 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Gubbo: Why is he worried about violations of an NDA if he didn't write anything true?

Dementia and fear


At this point, Trump is so afraid, paranoid and gone mentally that I suspect he spends most days frantically searching for the Deep State operative that keeps shiatting Trump's pants.
 
2019-01-29 09:02:45 AM  
Let's be real here: Cliff Sims was the worst Sim City spin-off of the bunch.
 
2019-01-29 09:02:52 AM  
Trump has used NDAs all his life to get away with the shiat he does, including beating and raping wives.  He just assumes they'll continue to work for him.
 
2019-01-29 09:03:10 AM  
If the things he says are lies, that's not violating a NDA.
 
2019-01-29 09:03:15 AM  
The guy was being interviewed live on CNN when the Tweet came out.
 
2019-01-29 09:03:20 AM  

Number 216: So I wonder what news is coming out today that this tweet had to be made

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Fingers crossed something equally as good to Roger Stone getting arrested, if not better


Today is my birthday so I'm hoping for a big juicy birthday indictment!
 
2019-01-29 09:04:14 AM  
This is just a form letter where he changes the name of whichever former staffer has a tell all book coming out at this point
 
2019-01-29 09:04:25 AM  

Number 216: So I wonder what news is coming out today that this tweet had to be made

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Fingers crossed something equally as good to Roger Stone getting arrested, if not better


CNN is speculating about an indictment for whatever the hell an Andrew Miller is.
 
2019-01-29 09:05:05 AM  
Dammit, and I was hoping for a wholesome North Dakotan folktale of yesteryear to raise my sullen spirits
 
2019-01-29 09:05:18 AM  
this is basically the most pat, cliche fake trump tweet.

and of course, it's what he shiats out.
 
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2019-01-29 09:05:30 AM  
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2019-01-29 09:05:42 AM  
It's a man's life signing a non-disclosure agreement.
 
2019-01-29 09:05:47 AM  

An Account To Make Comments: What a clown. I've never heard of either this Cliff fellow


Noted.
 
2019-01-29 09:08:15 AM  

tommyl66: Let's be real here: Cliff Sims was the worst Sim City spin-off of the bunch.


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2019-01-29 09:08:25 AM  
Okay I misread that the first time they're speculating about an additional Stone indictment or maybe someone else, according to some lawyer's impression of what the SCO told him. farking news
 
2019-01-29 09:08:37 AM  
And why would a know-nothing gofer have to sign an NDA?
 
2019-01-29 09:08:59 AM  
Whenever I hear the phrase "low level staffer" I think of a freshly created Druid character wielding a shoddy wooden stick.
 
2019-01-29 09:08:59 AM  
This guy isn't even charged with any Trump related crimes, how important could have been?

Hangers on and coffee boys have had to lie to the Feds about seeking out help from Russia.  This guy? Nothing.  That's how much of a nobody he was.
 
2019-01-29 09:09:20 AM  
Ah yes, the "It's not true but also you're violating an NDA!" bollocks.
When will someone clue him in those are mutually exclusive statements?
 
2019-01-29 09:09:21 AM  
Our president is claiming he feels it necessary to have his coffee boys sign an NDA.

Who's a mess, now?
 
2019-01-29 09:09:52 AM  
Spelled gofer correctly... Yeah, someone helped him...
 
2019-01-29 09:10:59 AM  
We've reached the Hamlet point of his presidency. He's wandering the halls all night arguing with ghosts.
 
2019-01-29 09:11:37 AM  
Step 1: Write book.
Step 2: Get president to advertise it on Twit.
Step 3: Profit.
 
2019-01-29 09:11:58 AM  

Catlenfell: We've reached the Hamlet point of his presidency. He's wandering the halls all night arguing with ghosts.


At least in Hamlet the ghost was real.
 
2019-01-29 09:12:15 AM  
You knows, it's kind of weird.

Trump has 100 Coffee Boys, but I've never seen him with a cup of coffee.
 
2019-01-29 09:12:34 AM  
I'll just read the Cliff notes later.
 
2019-01-29 09:13:32 AM  
Don't know him huh?
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He was standing right next to you on election night.
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2019-01-29 09:13:45 AM  
Lol, low level staffer again. Dotard needs to come up with a new way to say this.

Plus, didn't Sims get a super glowing letter of praise on his way out?
 
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