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(Twitter)   Donald Trump wraps up our Monday night with a fascinating meteorological take on the Midwest's cold weather. Take a wild guess how that tweet ended   (twitter.com) divider line
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2019-01-28 09:36:39 PM  
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2019-01-28 09:40:01 PM  
You were elected, now hell is freezing over.
 
2019-01-28 09:41:08 PM  
Christ! What an ASSHOLE!
 
2019-01-28 09:42:39 PM  
On the WhatADick Tweet scale, that's a solid 8.5
 
2019-01-28 09:43:06 PM  
You want warming asshole?  Die in a farking fire!
 
2019-01-28 09:43:33 PM  
I guessed "SAD!", with "NO COLLUSION!" following close behind. So, I failed. SAD!
 
2019-01-28 09:45:44 PM  
Who'd have thought that this idiot would have an idiot's understanding of climate change?
 
2019-01-28 09:46:25 PM  
 
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2019-01-28 09:56:48 PM  
I thought he was going to compare the midwest windchill to Nancy Pelosi's heart...
 
2019-01-28 09:57:11 PM  
With a clear conscience I will rejoice when he dies.
 
2019-01-28 09:57:56 PM  
It's been said before but it's getting easier and easier to spot what tweets he types himself.  Waming indeed.
 
2019-01-28 10:00:16 PM  

Circusdog320: Christ! What an ASSHOLE!


What a Trump
 
2019-01-28 10:01:28 PM  
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2019-01-28 10:03:04 PM  
Didn't scientists predict that global warming would destabilize the polar vortex?

A here is the LINK
 
2019-01-28 10:03:41 PM  
Just more dumbf*ck sh*t Trump says.
 
2019-01-28 10:16:11 PM  
And now he's talking to the weather.

Lovely.
 
2019-01-28 10:24:01 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: With a clear conscience I will rejoice when he dies.


I will be miserable if he dies before America rejects him officially.
 
2019-01-28 10:34:33 PM  
Surprised Trump and his Trumpkins aren't calling for a Wall to keep Canadian cold air out of the US
 
2019-01-28 10:40:10 PM  
His lack of awareness is frightening
 
2019-01-28 10:49:28 PM  
                                   He's a pretty good president, for a quadruped.
          
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2019-01-28 10:54:01 PM  
They should hang that one in the presidential library,
 
2019-01-28 11:12:17 PM  
Weird. I was talking about the upcoming polar weather this morning with a guy who works for me and I said, jokingly, that Trump would probably say something about global warming.

Didn't think I'd be right.

Trump is totally opposed to himself learning anything. He regurgitates belies that comforting him, and picks out pieces of reality to support them. Giant ants using magnifying glasses to fry the human race proves we need a wall.
 
2019-01-28 11:51:18 PM  
In January and February of 1979 the mean temp in Lincoln Nebraska was 0 degrees F for 35 days. Trump can FO.
 
2019-01-29 12:11:01 AM  
How someone this goddamned dumb was this successful in life is an injustice.
 
2019-01-29 01:55:45 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: With a clear conscience I will rejoice when he dies.


Brother, you and me both.
 
2019-01-29 01:56:41 AM  
Seems we never used to have very cold temperatures and high winds at the same time.. gee, I wonder what changed..

/and my employers need to fix the damned lobby doors so they actually CLOSE!
 
2019-01-29 01:59:42 AM  
Guys, it's another code. Global Waming. He's trying to tell us something.
 
2019-01-29 02:00:14 AM  

stovepipe: You want warming asshole?  Die in a farking fire!


It says "waming", not warming. :D
 
2019-01-29 02:00:56 AM  
Hypocrite liberals need to understand that there is no such thing as a jet that runs on green energy.  If you want only green energy vehicles, you have to give up jets.
 
2019-01-29 02:01:04 AM  
"Broken cable bad!"?
 
2019-01-29 02:01:25 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Guys, it's another code. Global Waming. He's trying to tell us something.


He's telling us he's running short of covfefe.
 
2019-01-29 02:04:29 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: With a clear conscience I will rejoice when he dies.


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2019-01-29 02:06:50 AM  
I live in Minneapolis. Before today, the conversations were more about how we really didn't have a winter this year because it's been so warm. But I guess 2 days of wind means something.
 
2019-01-29 02:07:01 AM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: With a clear conscience I will rejoice when he dies.


Here's a thought I had the other day that might make you smile.

Trump is on record with no one being allowed to do his hair or makeup.  How in the fark is any mortician going to replicate that combover? He'll decompose without his precious hairdo.
 
2019-01-29 02:09:24 AM  

Chuck87: Hypocrite liberals need to understand that there is no such thing as a jet that runs on green energy.  If you want only green energy vehicles, you have to give up jets.


The IPCC has estimated that aviation is responsible for around 3.5 percent of anthropogenic climate change

Derp.
 
2019-01-29 02:09:55 AM  

Chuck87: Hypocrite liberals need to understand that there is no such thing as a jet that runs on green energy.  If you want only green energy vehicles, you have to give up jets.


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2019-01-29 02:11:25 AM  
This is the same guy that believes our stealth planes are invisible, so...yeah.
 
2019-01-29 02:14:07 AM  

Chuck87: Hypocrite liberals need to understand that there is no such thing as a jet that runs on green energy.  If you want only green energy vehicles, you have to give up jets.


That's OK, we can spray chemtrails with prop engine aircraft too.
 
2019-01-29 02:14:24 AM  
People can't last outside even for minutes.

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2019-01-29 02:14:42 AM  
i loathe this man. im pretty disappointed by journalists and the press pool for not taking advantage of opportunities when he actually answers questions though...he thinks its wonderful to make ignorant jokes about climate change as if he somehow knows what he's talking about and is more educated than scientists who spend their entire lives studying this sort of thing...sooo ask him point blank, "mr. president, can you tell us the difference between weather and climate?" or when he's babbling on about whatever particular topic he's claiming to be the best at that day...."so you know more about technology than anyone? *insert a technological question here*" so you know more about nuclear than anyone? *explain this nucelar concept*" you get the idea. CALL HIM ON HIS BULLshiat. jesus christ.
 
2019-01-29 02:17:59 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Guys, it's another code. Global Waming. He's trying to tell us something.


He's telling us George Michael broke his heart.
 
2019-01-29 02:20:01 AM  
Peesident-1, extra heat = more water in air = more snow in winter.

Same as extra Tweets = more crimes committed = more charges slapped on your ass.

But please proceed.
 
2019-01-29 02:22:50 AM  
The Dow dropped 209 points on Monday. Clearly that means the market is tanking and we're in a recession.
 
2019-01-29 02:38:42 AM  
I don't care.
 
2019-01-29 02:39:55 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: How someone this goddamned dumb was this successful in life is an injustice.


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2019-01-29 02:47:41 AM  

gopher321: And now he's talking to the weather.

Lovely.


He's reached the "Blow winds, blow!" phase.
 
2019-01-29 02:48:22 AM  

Chuck87: Hypocrite liberals need to understand that there is no such thing as a jet that runs on green energy.  If you want only green energy vehicles, you have to give up jets.


That's the idea behind high speed rail.

Oh, you're talking about AL GORE! If AL GORE! retired to a hippie commune, would you change your mind?
 
2019-01-29 02:49:32 AM  
There are several relevant Ben Garrison cartoons about Global Warming, but this tweet makes my brain too dumb to search for them.

I'm reminded of folks saying, "If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?"
I ask them, "If your grandparents came from Europe, why are there still Europeans?"
And then we all have pie and ice cream.

Now, that's what I call a sticky situation!
 
2019-01-29 02:49:58 AM  
Unusually warm weather: THIS DOESN'T MEAN THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING.
Unusually cold weather: HURR HURR AL GORE WHAR GOREBULL WARMING AL GORE WHAR HURR HURR.
 
2019-01-29 02:53:41 AM  

Chuck87: Hypocrite liberals need to understand that there is no such thing as a jet that runs on green energy.  If you want only green energy vehicles, you have to give up jets.


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