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(Twitter)   You're stuck on the highway in Canada because of a 75-car pileup. What do you do?   (twitter.com) divider line
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10955 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2019 at 10:01 AM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-01-28 09:31:52 AM  
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2019-01-28 09:35:40 AM  
I love how it's "the" highway.
 
2019-01-28 09:41:21 AM  
I love how they've chosen the most Canadian way possible to pass the time.
 
2019-01-28 09:41:27 AM  
"Hey, get back in your car Gordie!"

"Aw, take off Gord."

"Wanna say that to my face?"

"What are you two nancies gabbing aboot? Get back in your cars..."

"Shut the f*ck up Gordo!"

etc.
 
2019-01-28 09:50:00 AM  
"I went to a 75 car pile-up last night, but a hockey game broke out."
 
2019-01-28 10:01:37 AM  
Every Canadian is mandated by law to carry at least one hockey stick in their trunk, or as they call it in Canada a "boot".
 
2019-01-28 10:03:14 AM  
Couldn't they just pay for a tow truck with Canadian Tire money?
 
2019-01-28 10:04:13 AM  

nekom: Every Canadian is mandated by law to carry at least one hockey stick in their trunk, or as they call it in Canada a "boot".


It is with the emergency blanket and the spare tire.
 
2019-01-28 10:04:13 AM  
Eat the children first.
 
2019-01-28 10:05:34 AM  
You have two choices.

1. Use the curling stone you keep in your trunk to weigh down your rear end (You do have your government-issue curling stone, right?).
2. Fight the polar bears.
 
2019-01-28 10:05:50 AM  
Needs more Rush and Tim Hortons.
 
2019-01-28 10:06:13 AM  

nekom: Every Canadian is mandated by law to carry at least one hockey stick in their trunk, or as they call it in Canada a "boot".


We call it a trunk.
 
2019-01-28 10:07:04 AM  
Shoot the hostage?
 
2019-01-28 10:07:31 AM  
They don't need a snow plow, they need a Zamboni.
 
2019-01-28 10:08:14 AM  

Egoy3k: nekom: Every Canadian is mandated by law to carry at least one hockey stick in their trunk, or as they call it in Canada a "boot".

We call it a trunk.


yep, boots are for asses.
 
2019-01-28 10:08:28 AM  
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2019-01-28 10:08:29 AM  
Are you telling me that every single car in Canada was involved in the same accident?
 
2019-01-28 10:09:43 AM  

cowgirl toffee: Couldn't they just pay for a tow truck with Canadian Tire money?


Only if they clean it off first.
 
2019-01-28 10:10:01 AM  

pxlboy: I love how they've chosen the most Canadian way possible to pass the time.


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2019-01-28 10:10:03 AM  
"No Bear, no.  Put that away.  We don't drink our own piss.  We drink piss, but it's called a Tim Horton's double double".
 
2019-01-28 10:11:01 AM  

pxlboy: I love how they've chosen the most Canadian way possible to pass the time.


Almost, I don't see any beer.
 
2019-01-28 10:11:10 AM  
watching this makes me anxious about all the glass around
 
2019-01-28 10:11:46 AM  
I rally do like the new NHL all-star game format. While not real hockey, it is better than the abomination that the 5v5 games became.

Also, from the way back machine. Not sure why I thought of it.
Soul Asylum - Can't Even Tell
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2019-01-28 10:12:02 AM  
Meh.  I'm in line line at the DMV with another 140 people ahead of us before they call my daughter's number.
 
2019-01-28 10:12:08 AM  

Egoy3k: nekom: Every Canadian is mandated by law to carry at least one hockey stick in their trunk, or as they call it in Canada a "boot".

We call it a trunk.


Wooosh
 
2019-01-28 10:12:12 AM  
That is aggressively Canadian.
 
2019-01-28 10:12:17 AM  
My Gawd - there isn't a Timmy's on THE highway as far as the eye can see! It must be on the northern stretch - close to Gord's house.
 
2019-01-28 10:12:27 AM  
Is there enough back bacon to go around?
 
2019-01-28 10:12:33 AM  
Ice fishing? *clicks link*

Oh. Close enough.
 
2019-01-28 10:12:47 AM  

gopher321: cowgirl toffee: Couldn't they just pay for a tow truck with Canadian Tire money?

Only if they clean it off first.


Yikes.
 
2019-01-28 10:13:58 AM  
CAR!
 
2019-01-28 10:14:09 AM  
Apologize to the other 74?
 
2019-01-28 10:14:10 AM  
Fix the cable?
 
2019-01-28 10:14:22 AM  

mrsleep: pxlboy: I love how they've chosen the most Canadian way possible to pass the time.

Almost, I don't see any beer.


did we see the cars cupholders?
 
2019-01-28 10:14:56 AM  
Hey Cowgirl,

Did you see the CDC warning about hugging/handling pet Hedgehogs?

They say not to, something about salmonella poisoning.
 
2019-01-28 10:15:51 AM  

steklo: Hey Cowgirl,

Did you see the CDC warning about hugging/handling pet Hedgehogs?

They say not to, something about salmonella poisoning.


Na.... my hedgies are good.  :)
 
2019-01-28 10:16:27 AM  
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2019-01-28 10:17:42 AM  

steklo: Hey Cowgirl,

Did you see the CDC warning about hugging/handling pet Hedgehogs?

They say not to, something about salmonella poisoning.


I think you're cool as long as you don't feed them any salmon.
 
2019-01-28 10:17:46 AM  

harm85: watching this makes me anxious about all the glass around


we can stick handle just fine, bud.
 
2019-01-28 10:17:53 AM  
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2019-01-28 10:19:31 AM  

McGrits: I rally do like the new NHL all-star game format. While not real hockey, it is better than the abomination that the 5v5 games became.

Also, from the way back machine. Not sure why I thought of it.
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My god O'Halloran looks like a baby there. It doesn't help that I just realized he's about 7-10 years younger there than I am now
 
2019-01-28 10:19:48 AM  
My mom.
 
2019-01-28 10:19:50 AM  
Bury the survivors?
 
2019-01-28 10:20:07 AM  

good_2_go: Egoy3k: nekom: Every Canadian is mandated by law to carry at least one hockey stick in their trunk, or as they call it in Canada a "boot".

We call it a trunk.

Wooosh


I'm was and still am reasonably sure that the OP was not intended to be a southpark canadian accent joke.
 
2019-01-28 10:20:23 AM  

nekom: Every Canadian is mandated by law to carry at least one hockey stick in their trunk, or as they call it in Canada a "boot".


They call hockey sticks boots?
 
2019-01-28 10:20:57 AM  
Ask everyone politely to move, and set the Guinness record for the most people saying "oh, sorrie" at the same time.
 
2019-01-28 10:22:14 AM  
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Get out of the car and start taking orders for a Timmy's run.

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2019-01-28 10:24:36 AM  
Hockey game?

*clicks link*

Yep, hockey game.
 
2019-01-28 10:24:45 AM  
As Canadian as possible under the circumstances, indeed.
 
2019-01-28 10:27:01 AM  

Stavr0: [ctvnews.ca image 620x349]

Get out of the car and start taking orders for a Timmy's run.

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I was thinking beaver tails, but that works too.

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