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2019-01-27 02:04:29 AM  
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2019-01-27 04:54:25 AM  
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2019-01-27 04:57:54 AM  

Circusdog320: [img.fark.net image 425x181]


Come on now.  Jabba ain't that repulsive.
 
2019-01-27 05:09:26 AM  
Jabba?

That's Sarah the Huckabee
 
2019-01-27 06:49:18 AM  
Just a reminder.

Watch Michelle Wolf Roast Sarah Huckabee Sanders | NBC News
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2019-01-27 06:59:23 AM  
I thought she was resigning? Or... just resigned to abject failure and being the butt of millions of jokes.
 
2019-01-27 07:20:31 AM  
Oh Rubbish
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2019-01-27 07:30:30 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I thought she was resigning? Or... just resigned to abject failure and being the butt of millions of jokes.


It's been rumored she was looking for a job but can't find one.

Working for a spiteful ahole and lying everyday doesn't really make your resume top notch to employers.
 
2019-01-27 07:31:58 AM  
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I didn't even have to change the eyes!
 
2019-01-27 07:50:15 AM  
I say, give Trump the 5.7 billion for a section of wall.  In return, get PERMANENT DACA protection AND a real pathway to citizenship.  Trump will blow the money, anyway...

It fixes the earlier cave by Schumer on DACA.
 
2019-01-27 07:51:35 AM  
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2019-01-27 08:04:26 AM  
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2019-01-27 08:13:34 AM  
If trump could build the wall without democrats, he would have done it by now. Nothing, including hid BS "emergency" is going to change that.
 
2019-01-27 08:15:02 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Just a reminder.

[YouTube video: Watch Michelle Wolf Roast Sarah Huckabee Sanders | NBC News]


I had forgotten just how savagely she roasted SHS.
 
2019-01-27 08:25:02 AM  

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2019-01-27 08:26:11 AM  
So, she admits that Donnie wants the gub'mint to grab private land, bar people from using land NEAR the border, and to seize more lands just to dump the earth moved from this monstrosity?

Good to know. I mean, that means that before this thing can be built, that the US government is going to be locked into court to settle the challenges to the land seizures, and those cases will take years to sort out, during which time, not a lot can be built, and what can be, will just be walked around, and even IF his wall could be built, it won't stop the major sources of illegal immigration with visa overstays or coming in through our ports, so yeah, GREAT idea, Sarah. That's the brand of fiscal Conservatism that people can get behind: waste of taxpayer dollars to fuel a land grab scheme like no other in our history. Brilliant!
 
2019-01-27 08:36:09 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: I say, give Trump the 5.7 billion for a section of wall.  In return, get PERMANENT DACA protection AND a real pathway to citizenship.  Trump will blow the money, anyway...

It fixes the earlier cave by Schumer on DACA.


ONLY If all cost overruns come out of Trump's pocket personally.

/I say citizenship AND matching funding for IRS audits for the 1%
 
2019-01-27 08:37:46 AM  
He just wants to take the land - he had no intention of building a wall...unless you mean a wall of FLAVOR at hundreds of new Eric Trump 's Casa de Cerebro Danado Blancos, where the Diablo Sauce is really just Hunt's Ketchup and the construction kickbacks go right in Daddy's pocket.

Sarah can be the new mascot, Artie the Arteriosclerotic Aorta.
 
2019-01-27 08:42:23 AM  

pxlboy: Gordon Bennett: Just a reminder.

[YouTube video: Watch Michelle Wolf Roast Sarah Huckabee Sanders | NBC News]

I had forgotten just how savagely she roasted SHS.


She most certainly did. You'll also notice that she never once even vaguely criticised her looks yet that didn't stop the right from throwing spitting fits falsely claiming that she did.

While we're here, let's take some time to appreciate her full remarks that night. She was deliciously savage and hilarious.

Michelle Wolf COMPLETE REMARKS at 2018 White House Correspondents' Dinner (C-SPAN)
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2019-01-27 08:51:52 AM  

weddingsinger: bigfatbuddhist: I say, give Trump the 5.7 billion for a section of wall.  In return, get PERMANENT DACA protection AND a real pathway to citizenship.  Trump will blow the money, anyway...

It fixes the earlier cave by Schumer on DACA.

ONLY If all cost overruns come out of Trump's pocket personally.

/I say citizenship AND matching funding for IRS audits for the 1%


No cost overruns... just give him THAT money and let him screw it up.  He's grossly underestimated what it will cost to build a wall along the border.  Seeing just how little 5.7 billion brings would be pushing his nose in it...
 
2019-01-27 09:00:07 AM  
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2019-01-27 09:12:37 AM  
No. The question is "Do the Democrats NEED anything."

And the answer is Nothing from this administration.
 
2019-01-27 09:12:59 AM  

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Is that the Secretary or 45?
 
2019-01-27 09:13:22 AM  
Good players resign when they're a few moves from being mated.
 
2019-01-27 09:13:23 AM  

Prey4reign: Circusdog320: [img.fark.net image 425x181]

Come on now.  Jabba ain't that repulsive.


Or corrupt
 
2019-01-27 09:15:11 AM  
"The only outstanding question is whether the Democrats people want something or nothing."

You'll have your answer in 2020 if not sooner.
 
2019-01-27 09:15:28 AM  
So, are they going to borrow Obamas time machine & go back to when they had both houses & couldve got it done easily?

/this was never about a wall
//trump shut down the govt because the GOP lost in 2018, and that made him mad.
 
2019-01-27 09:15:39 AM  
That's quite an emergency that can wait almost two months much less two years for you to do anything about it.
 
2019-01-27 09:16:02 AM  

lordjupiter: Good players resign when they're a few moves from being mated.


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2019-01-27 09:17:16 AM  

hubiestubert: So, she admits that Donnie wants the gub'mint to grab private land, bar people from using land NEAR the border, and to seize more lands just to dump the earth moved from this monstrosity?

Good to know. I mean, that means that before this thing can be built, that the US government is going to be locked into court to settle the challenges to the land seizures, and those cases will take years to sort out, during which time, not a lot can be built, and what can be, will just be walked around, and even IF his wall could be built, it won't stop the major sources of illegal immigration with visa overstays or coming in through our ports, so yeah, GREAT idea, Sarah. That's the brand of fiscal Conservatism that people can get behind: waste of taxpayer dollars to fuel a land grab scheme like no other in our history. Brilliant!


I dunno. I like the steel slats idea. I like that you can make holes in it easily with a sawzall or jaws of life or detcord.
 
2019-01-27 09:17:32 AM  
Abandon thread!

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2019-01-27 09:17:35 AM  
Uh huh.. he's going to build a wall?  What, with Legos in his bedroom?
 
2019-01-27 09:17:49 AM  

lordjupiter: Good players resign when they're a few moves from being mated.


Trump and Sarah are the types to take any mating they can get.
 
2019-01-27 09:18:16 AM  

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I didn't even have to change the eyes!


Oh wow.  Shoop da whoop.

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2019-01-27 09:18:44 AM  

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2019-01-27 09:18:52 AM  
Soooo.... he want's to get pee'd on again?  OKEYDOOKY!!! er..doky!  Whatever....
 
2019-01-27 09:19:32 AM  
Trump knows the wall will never be built. It's a grift to pay people that have dirt on him. This should absolutely be stopped. American taxpayer money shouldn't be used to pay Trump's debts. He's already taking as much as he can from us.

Any sort of immigration reform shouldn't be tied to wall funding, either. No negotiating with wall funding on the line.
 
2019-01-27 09:20:23 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: I say, give Trump the 5.7 billion for a section of wall.  In return, get PERMANENT DACA protection AND a real pathway to citizenship.  Trump will blow the money, anyway...

It fixes the earlier cave by Schumer on DACA.


Or, pass the anti-corruption voting rights bill. I'm OK with that too.
 
2019-01-27 09:20:25 AM  

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That character is Phlegm. Not a germ.

/rest of the sentence is correct
 
2019-01-27 09:21:04 AM  

Summoner101: lordjupiter: Good players resign when they're a few moves from being mated.

Trump and Sarah are the types to take any mating they can get.


Well, one of them has significantly more money to spend on mating.
 
2019-01-27 09:21:16 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Just a reminder.

[YouTube video: Watch Michelle Wolf Roast Sarah Huckabee Sanders | NBC News]


I love how visceral the "6 year-old bully about to cry" tension on sarah's face is. These shiatheads are the whiniest, weakest, tiniest-handed farkers to ever derp.
 
2019-01-27 09:21:18 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: I say, give Trump the 5.7 billion for a section of wall.  In return, get PERMANENT DACA protection AND a real pathway to citizenship.  Trump will blow the money, anyway...

It fixes the earlier cave by Schumer on DACA.


A lot of people would agree this is a fair compromise. He won't have it built before the next admin takes over to kill it, and if he's reelected, well, then we're boned anyway.

The problem last week is that we can't allow him to negotiate the way he did. It should be a reasonable legislative compromise, not ransom paid for a government shutdown.
 
2019-01-27 09:21:24 AM  
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2019-01-27 09:21:26 AM  
You're not doing shiat, you're not getting a wall. You get nothing.

There is no "moving forward" on building it. You don't have "secret tricks" that are just going to make it happen. Trump tries to declare a national emergency, and he'll just hasten his removal from office and your return to grifting off daddy's grifted money like a typical "christian".

See, here's the thing: giant infrastructure projects that are going to take 30 years and most of our GDP to complete kind of require most of America to be on board and committed to the going the distance. It doesn't cut it to just have your "base", because those toothless, inbred clodhoppers and cousinfarkers are a tiny percentage of America.
 
2019-01-27 09:21:34 AM  
I think the last few weeks have pretty much settled that question.  The Democrats are going to give Donald nothing.  Maybe they'll relent and let him pay for something personally, but that's about it.
 
2019-01-27 09:22:15 AM  
Dems: our next president will have it knocked down
 
2019-01-27 09:22:27 AM  
tweet is from Friday, and we already discussed it hours after it appeared.  There's plenty of new material about which we can discuss, why repeats?
 
2019-01-27 09:22:28 AM  

EmmaLou: Trump knows the wall will never be built. It's a grift to pay people that have dirt on him. This should absolutely be stopped. American taxpayer money shouldn't be used to pay Trump's debts. He's already taking as much as he can from us.

Any sort of immigration reform shouldn't be tied to wall funding, either. No negotiating with wall funding on the line.


Dems should insist that only verified existing American owned companies that aren't run by two guys in Whitefish MT and aren't owned by any member of the Trump crime family. can receive any of the wall money.
 
2019-01-27 09:22:48 AM  

Ambivalence: If trump could build the wall without democrats, he would have done it by now. Nothing, including hid BS "emergency" is going to change that.


The question that's going to come up before the Supremes: how can it be an emergency if you're declaring it months in advance?

No, this is simply bypassing the co-equal branch of government, and that third co-equal branch of government isn't going to like that, at all.
 
2019-01-27 09:23:43 AM  

dukeblue219: bigfatbuddhist: I say, give Trump the 5.7 billion for a section of wall.  In return, get PERMANENT DACA protection AND a real pathway to citizenship.  Trump will blow the money, anyway...

It fixes the earlier cave by Schumer on DACA.

A lot of people would agree this is a fair compromise. He won't have it built before the next admin takes over to kill it, and if he's reelected, well, then we're boned anyway.

The problem last week is that we can't allow him to negotiate the way he did. It should be a reasonable legislative compromise, not ransom paid for a government shutdown.


We definitely agree on that.  I was one of the furloughed.  I have forgotten my passwords, what I was working on and where my desk is...
 
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