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(Yahoo)   Twenty-two year old kicked out of gym due to her disproportionately large head. Or her outfit. Whatever   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2019-01-26 06:21:02 PM  
I'd give her 26 minutes to remember.
 
2019-01-26 06:22:33 PM  

luckyeddie: I'd give her 26 minutes to remember.


A minute of sex and 25 minutes of crying?
 
2019-01-26 06:25:55 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: luckyeddie: I'd give her 26 minutes to remember.

A minute of sex and 25 minutes of crying?


Optimistic :)
 
2019-01-26 06:27:26 PM  
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2019-01-26 06:30:55 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: luckyeddie: I'd give her 26 minutes to remember.

A minute of sex and 25 minutes of crying?


I always get minutes and seconds confused.
 
2019-01-26 06:53:16 PM  
How weak are men that they can be distracted by a woman wearing "revealing" clothing?
 
2019-01-26 06:58:53 PM  
I mean, I see women in revealing clothing literally every day. Yet somehow, I'm able to ignore it and go about whatever I was doing.
 
2019-01-26 07:05:56 PM  
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2019-01-26 07:41:48 PM  
WHY IS HIS HIS HEEAD SOO BIG
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2019-01-26 07:41:49 PM  

grumpfuff: How weak are men that they can be distracted by a woman wearing "revealing" clothing?


I thought young women in revealing clothes getting all sweaty was something most gyms encouraged.

Maybe it's secretly some kind of weird sex club and she was interrupting various trysts by actually working out.
 
2019-01-26 09:02:36 PM  
I'll wait before jumping on the bandwagon here. Heck, given how Germans act in general, that's not nearly revealing enough for most of the guys to even notice she's female.
 
2019-01-26 09:03:18 PM  
I totally believe her side of the story. Nobody would ever go on the internet and lie....
 
2019-01-26 09:04:07 PM  
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The slut! Someone needs to teach her how to dress.
 
2019-01-26 09:04:20 PM  
"Marny, however, tweeted that she didn't want to call out the gym by name because it's a small, local business."

Run by very old fuddy-duddies who still can't believe women are allowed in gyms.
 
2019-01-26 09:06:47 PM  
Here's a list of things that happened:
A: not this

I've seen more revealing clothes in a damn deli.
 
2019-01-26 09:07:44 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: "Marny, however, tweeted that she didn't want to call out the gym by name because it's a small, local business."

Run by very old fuddy-duddies who still can't believe women are allowed in gyms.


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2019-01-26 09:10:45 PM  
Each minor dispute that happens between a couple people somewhere in the world = News we need to know!
 
2019-01-26 09:12:19 PM  
Her head isn't disproportionate, all goblins are like that.
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2019-01-26 09:13:32 PM  
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Yep. Of course she's only doing this for the attention.
 
2019-01-26 09:14:21 PM  

stuffy: [bing.com image 474x295]
The slut! Someone needs to teach her how to dress.


Is this a moslem gym?
 
2019-01-26 09:17:12 PM  
Sure Jan.  This reminds me of the Saudi Arabian male model who claimed to be removed from an airport lobby because his stunning good looks were distracting people from catching their planes on time and then proceeds to post a ton of portfolio shots to kickstart his career or some bullshiat.
 
2019-01-26 09:17:27 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: luckyeddie: I'd give her 26 minutes to remember.

A minute of sex and 25 minutes of crying?


25 minutes of begging and then 1 minute of sex
 
2019-01-26 09:17:41 PM  
I looked at the article.
There is no way she was kicked out of anywhere, let alone a gym for the outfit she was wearing.
She may have been asked to leave for other reasons but not for being to attractive.
 
2019-01-26 09:20:41 PM  

Diagonal: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: luckyeddie: I'd give her 26 minutes to remember.

A minute of sex and 25 minutes of crying?

25 minutes of begging and then 1 minute of sex


Not a bad plan if it works.
 
2019-01-26 09:22:37 PM  

nicoffeine: Here's a list of things that happened:
A: not this

I've seen more revealing clothes in a damn deli.


don't really understand the deli reference (lunch meat, or something?) but yeah, the first part I agree with for sure.
 
2019-01-26 09:22:56 PM  
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2019-01-26 09:25:08 PM  
She probably doesn't replace dumbbells. No rack.
 
2019-01-26 09:26:01 PM  

iheartscotch: I totally believe her side of the story. Nobody would ever go on the internet and lie....


At the LA Fitness near me it's the old ladies on treadmills that complain about any ladies in workout attire.
 
2019-01-26 09:26:40 PM  
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2019-01-26 09:27:42 PM  
Europeans are prudes news at 11 .
 
2019-01-26 09:29:15 PM  

iheartscotch: BarkingUnicorn: "Marny, however, tweeted that she didn't want to call out the gym by name because it's a small, local business."

Run by very old fuddy-duddies who still can't believe women are allowed in gyms.

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You're probably right, that's no reason not to name the  gym. Being a delusional a. w. is
 
2019-01-26 09:29:37 PM  

nacker: Diagonal: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: luckyeddie: I'd give her 26 minutes to remember.

A minute of sex and 25 minutes of crying?

25 minutes of begging and then 1 minute of sex

Not a bad plan if it works.


60% of the times it works 85%.
 
2019-01-26 09:31:43 PM  
She was probably pestering everyone about her vegan protein shake while gagging everyone with her noxious kale farts before the owner tossed her out.
 
2019-01-26 09:32:18 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: iheartscotch: BarkingUnicorn: "Marny, however, tweeted that she didn't want to call out the gym by name because it's a small, local business."

Run by very old fuddy-duddies who still can't believe women are allowed in gyms.

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You're probably right, that's no reason not to name the  gym. Being a delusional a. w. is


Other than maybe having to leave the neighborhood 'cause you pissed the wrong people off.
 
2019-01-26 09:33:39 PM  

strathmeyer: iheartscotch: I totally believe her side of the story. Nobody would ever go on the internet and lie....

At the LA Fitness near me it's the old ladies on treadmills that complain about any ladies in workout attire.


OK CSB. Read at your own risk. Remember, this is an old geezer repeating the same old stories over and over and over. Get off my lawn!

Back when I lived in Athen, GA, there was this really nice gymn on the west side of town (sauna, steam room, swimming pool, the whole nine yards). There was this one *very brunette* co-ed (also ROTC) who would come in every afternoon wearing only a thin, white leotard, skin-suit thing. One of her first tricks was to go to the Roman Chair and do lots of pull-up type sit-ups until she was soaked with sweat, at which point you can imagine what that tight, thin garment looked like. She would then spend an hour or so wandering from machine to machine blessing everything with maximal hormones.

Nobody complained that I am aware of.

landing strip
 
2019-01-26 09:39:16 PM  

Salmon: nicoffeine: Here's a list of things that happened:
A: not this

I've seen more revealing clothes in a damn deli.

don't really understand the deli reference (lunch meat, or something?) but yeah, the first part I agree with for sure.


The deli reference is that there are a lot of delis in my area, and I've seen more revealing clothes worn there than what she was wearing. In a gym. That she can't name. In Germany. Because she was distracting.
 
2019-01-26 09:41:42 PM  

RottenEggs: Europeans are prudes news at 11 .


In public, maybe...
 
2019-01-26 09:44:06 PM  
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/the hell you wouldn't
 
2019-01-26 09:44:50 PM  
i'd like to quote somethibg i had heard on deployment from a west virginia honkey i worked with:

"tha' girl got th' body of a poorsh, but th' face of a cee-ment truhck"
 
2019-01-26 09:45:22 PM  

nicoffeine: Salmon: nicoffeine: Here's a list of things that happened:
A: not this

I've seen more revealing clothes in a damn deli.

don't really understand the deli reference (lunch meat, or something?) but yeah, the first part I agree with for sure.

The deli reference is that there are a lot of delis in my area, and I've seen more revealing clothes worn there than what she was wearing. In a gym. That she can't name. In Germany. Because she was distracting.


yep, fully agree she's full of shiat (or fake article).
 
2019-01-26 09:46:37 PM  

Diagonal: strathmeyer: iheartscotch: I totally believe her side of the story. Nobody would ever go on the internet and lie....

At the LA Fitness near me it's the old ladies on treadmills that complain about any ladies in workout attire.

OK CSB. Read at your own risk. Remember, this is an old geezer repeating the same old stories over and over and over. Get off my lawn!

Back when I lived in Athen, GA, there was this really nice gymn on the west side of town (sauna, steam room, swimming pool, the whole nine yards). There was this one *very brunette* co-ed (also ROTC) who would come in every afternoon wearing only a thin, white leotard, skin-suit thing. One of her first tricks was to go to the Roman Chair and do lots of pull-up type sit-ups until she was soaked with sweat, at which point you can imagine what that tight, thin garment looked like. She would then spend an hour or so wandering from machine to machine blessing everything with maximal hormones.

Nobody complained that I am aware of.

landing strip


How long did it for her to do that?
 
2019-01-26 09:47:19 PM  
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2019-01-26 09:49:01 PM  
Is this what the modern humble-brag sounds like?

A 22-year-old woman says she was asked to leave her gym in Konstanz,Germany, because her clothes were too "revealing" and were "confusing the men."

She explained that a female gym employee came up to her while she was on the treadmill and told her she "she couldn't train like this." Not knowing what she was referring to, Marny said she just looked at the woman in confusion. The woman then told her it was against gym policy for women to work out in only a sports bra and for men to work out in tank tops, adding that her top was "distracting" other gym-goers.


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Because that seems like what the modern humble-brag sounds like.

/she's alright I guess, but I'm not sure I'd take her at her word
 
2019-01-26 09:50:04 PM  
Uhm. That's a dude.
 
2019-01-26 09:53:46 PM  

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/the hell you wouldn't


Athletic body or not : that face is extremely off-putting.
 
2019-01-26 09:54:30 PM  

Gubbo: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: luckyeddie: I'd give her 26 minutes to remember.

A minute of sex and 25 minutes of crying?

Optimistic :)


"2 minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven."

You look up and say something like.... "'That it?".... I know what you're saying baby, you're saying "Awe yeah, that's it".

Business time!
 
2019-01-26 09:54:53 PM  

grumpfuff: How weak are men that they can be distracted by a woman wearing "revealing" clothing?


I suspect the men were immigrants.

Also, the gym doesn't allow tank tops for men.  Can't remember the last time I didn't wear a tank top to the gym.
 
2019-01-26 09:54:54 PM  
This is the other side of me too.

we will give up the sexual harassin' if you give up the make up and tight/revealing clothing

women don't deserve it either way, but walking around with a loaded gun and a never ending impulse to, ahem, unload it... we could use some help.
 
2019-01-26 09:56:27 PM  
She looks like a 10 year old Shaun White.
 
2019-01-26 09:59:00 PM  
If this is true then I'm farking outraged.

If this is false then I'm farking outraged.
 
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