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(Twitter)   Caravan One scared you out of your old, white pants during the mid-terms. Then Caravan II: Honduras Boogaloo was a flop at the box office. But now we're getting back to basics, and you're gonna love Caravan 3: Give Me My Wall or Die   (twitter.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, great expense, Progressive rock, The Wall, powerful Wall, Roger Waters, dangerous journey, major Caravans, Wall  
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3473 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Jan 2019 at 1:02 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-01-26 10:47:13 AM  
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2019-01-26 10:57:13 AM  
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2019-01-26 11:00:30 AM  
This is so transparent, it would take something like 62,984,828 willfully ignorant accomplices in order for it to have a prayer of working...
 
2019-01-26 11:01:47 AM  
Wait, yesterday he said we were turning away 60,000 people a day at the border already, or some such nonsense.

How are 8000 people going to be a national emergency level event?

Go home, Reek.  You smell of flop sweat and Big Mac farts.
 
2019-01-26 11:01:56 AM  
Caravan III, now with more coyotes.
 
2019-01-26 11:08:01 AM  
Is anyone going to tell Trump that The Wall / Fence / Curtain is on OUR side of the border?

Anyone seeking asylum has ALREADY crossed the border if they're standing at The Wall.
 
2019-01-26 11:14:43 AM  
Border Coyotes is the name of my mariachi Pantera cover band.
 
2019-01-26 11:16:42 AM  
What a caravan of migrants plodding through hostile terrain and combative natives on their way to the land of prosperity might look like:

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2019-01-26 11:19:48 AM  

Boondock3806: Border Coyotes is the name of my mariachi Pantera cover band.


Mariachi Pantera is the name of my Los Lobos cover band.
 
2019-01-26 11:34:29 AM  
As has already been stated...if we stopped the first two caravans without a wall why do we need a wall?
 
2019-01-26 11:46:49 AM  

physt: Boondock3806: Border Coyotes is the name of my mariachi Pantera cover band.

Mariachi Pantera is the name of my Los Lobos cover band.


Mariachi Pantera Los Lobos Cover Band is actually the name of my all latino male stripper show. We dress like cats and dance to death metal/zydeco ABBA covers.
 
2019-01-26 11:56:22 AM  

dailygrinds: physt: Boondock3806: Border Coyotes is the name of my mariachi Pantera cover band.

Mariachi Pantera is the name of my Los Lobos cover band.

Mariachi Pantera Los Lobos Cover Band is actually the name of my all latino male stripper show. We dress like cats and dance to death metal/zydeco ABBA covers.


I'm not gay but I would watch that.
 
2019-01-26 11:58:41 AM  
This is one of those tower defense games, isn't it?
 
2019-01-26 12:10:43 PM  

grokca: dailygrinds: physt: Boondock3806: Border Coyotes is the name of my mariachi Pantera cover band.

Mariachi Pantera is the name of my Los Lobos cover band.

Mariachi Pantera Los Lobos Cover Band is actually the name of my all latino male stripper show. We dress like cats and dance to death metal/zydeco ABBA covers.

I'm not gay but I would watch that.


You'll be at least a little gay before the show's over.
 
2019-01-26 12:31:04 PM  
Yo Trump.

Speaker Pelosi already kicked you in the nuts twice.

Are you gaming for a third?
 
2019-01-26 12:52:57 PM  
He seems full of hatred for caravans. Has he been watching old Top Gear re-runs?
 
2019-01-26 01:03:18 PM  

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Does he think that these caravans spin up like tropical storms?
 
2019-01-26 01:04:55 PM  

Circusdog320: As has already been stated...if we stopped the first two caravans without a wall why do we need a wall?


I'm just going to repeat this for effect. I don't think Trump has thought his logic all the way through.
 
2019-01-26 01:06:12 PM  
"Build the wall and crime will fall". If I was a Trumpanzee, I'd be insulted that he's apparently decided that his previous message was too nuanced and complex, and that a rhyming couplet is the only thing I'll understand.
 
2019-01-26 01:06:24 PM  
Sid Meier's Caravan III
 
2019-01-26 01:06:26 PM  
The weather channel needs to give names to each caravan, like they do to big storms.
 
2019-01-26 01:06:55 PM  

physt: Boondock3806: Border Coyotes is the name of my mariachi Pantera cover band.

Mariachi Pantera is the name of my Los Lobos cover band.


Los Lobos is the name of my Rebecca Lobo lookalike WNBA dance team squad.
 
2019-01-26 01:07:04 PM  
Caravan Four:. Caravans in Space!
 
2019-01-26 01:07:07 PM  

make me some tea: Yo Trump.

Speaker Pelosi already kicked you in the nuts twice.

Are you gaming for a third?


He's stupid enough to think that since he's been kicked in each nut that he's now immune to nut kicks.
 
2019-01-26 01:07:26 PM  

Thundrull: What a caravan of migrants plodding through hostile terrain and combative natives on their way to the land of prosperity might look like:

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What Trump imagines caravans reaching the wall will look like:

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2019-01-26 01:07:46 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Original: Original Tweet:

Does he think that these caravans spin up like tropical storms?


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2019-01-26 01:08:09 PM  

grokca: dailygrinds: physt: Boondock3806: Border Coyotes is the name of my mariachi Pantera cover band.

Mariachi Pantera is the name of my Los Lobos cover band.

Mariachi Pantera Los Lobos Cover Band is actually the name of my all latino male stripper show. We dress like cats and dance to death metal/zydeco ABBA covers.

I'm not gay but I would watch that.


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2019-01-26 01:08:28 PM  
this is "There are five lights" all over again.
 
2019-01-26 01:08:36 PM  
Republicans hate Caravans.  It's why they refused to give Chrysler a bailout.
 
2019-01-26 01:08:37 PM  
Headline made me laugh.
Reality made me facepalm.
 
2019-01-26 01:08:40 PM  
who else forgot the whole caravan thing ever existed, due to how phony the whole thing was.
 
2019-01-26 01:09:14 PM  
Since he likes to rhyme:

Presidents who get off seeing someone whiz on her, will wind up being a prisoner.
 
2019-01-26 01:09:25 PM  
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2019-01-26 01:09:32 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Original: Original Tweet:

Does he think that these caravans spin up like tropical storms?


shakes tiny tropical depression!
 
2019-01-26 01:09:44 PM  
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2019-01-26 01:10:14 PM  
I'm concerned about the duct taped women in the van and what's going on with that.
 
2019-01-26 01:10:18 PM  

Circusdog320: As has already been stated...if we stopped the first two caravans without a wall why do we need a wall?


Because of the great expense.
 
2019-01-26 01:10:25 PM  

Boondock3806: This is so transparent, it would take something like 62,984,828 willfully ignorant accomplices in order for it to have a prayer of working...


It's very sad when you can see how transparent it is, but then get caught up in a conversation with someone you thought was normal, who brings up these "dangerous" caravans and also mentions how they filled with mostly military aged men with no families.

Then you sigh and realize that he is one of the 62M+ ignoramuses, it's not even worth following up with a "where the fark did you hear that nonsense?" and you just hope the dog does something stupid so the conversation changes.

/Hypothetically speaking, of course.
 
2019-01-26 01:10:52 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Sid Meier's Caravan III


I need this as a 'shoop!
 
2019-01-26 01:11:06 PM  

luckyeddie: He seems full of hatred for caravans. Has he been watching old Top Gear re-runs?


Well, he is the dumbest president... in the world.
 
2019-01-26 01:11:36 PM  
A wall will not suffice, you also need a moat and archers.
 
2019-01-26 01:13:09 PM  

SFSailor: luckyeddie: He seems full of hatred for caravans. Has he been watching old Top Gear re-runs?

Well, he is the dumbest president... in the world.


It adds a whole new dimension to Stig......ginit.
 
2019-01-26 01:13:15 PM  
Funny how he cares about crime and drugs yet... nothing done about drugs coming from China, drugs given by big pharma like candy, banks robbing everyone...

Want to reduce crime? Decriminalize all drugs, decriminalize prostitution, let people import prescription drugs from other countries, give better work conditions to people so they dont have to work 3 jobs and say fark it, I'm doing something criminal on the side to survive, do single payer system for health care so people arent bankrupted by being sick, break up big corporations like Amazon and Wal-Mart destroying thousands of small businesses. Put quotas/ban imports from countries who use slave labor/trash the environment to make their products and send them cheap here. That ought to help wayyyyyyyyyyy more than his stupid ass farking wall.
 
2019-01-26 01:13:24 PM  

pup.socket: A wall will not suffice, you also need a moat and archers.


What we really need is dragons.
 
2019-01-26 01:14:50 PM  

iago: Caravan Four:. Caravans in Space!


What a space caravan might resemble.

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2019-01-26 01:15:23 PM  

make me some tea: Yo Trump.

Speaker Pelosi already kicked you in the nuts twice.

Are you gaming for a third?


She should say, "okay Donnie, why don't you ask for half of what you want, we'll go out in the hallway and I'll kick you in the balls, then we can call it a day".
 
2019-01-26 01:15:41 PM  
He's trying to get an early start on creating that National Emergency ..
 
2019-01-26 01:15:51 PM  

pup.socket: A wall will not suffice, you also need a moat and archers.


And boiling pots of oil, macers for close combat, some crossbows for intermediate damage.  Probably some cavalry.  Oooo and pikers.

/why yes I played way too much Lords of the Realm as a child
 
2019-01-26 01:16:25 PM  

VanillaEnvelope: "Build the wall and crime will fall". If I was a Trumpanzee, I'd be insulted that he's apparently decided that his previous message was too nuanced and complex, and that a rhyming couplet is the only thing I'll understand.


They would have to be intelligent, pause and actually think about what Trump said in order to be insulted. And he would lose a lot of followers if they were intelligent, paused and actually thought about what Trump said.
 
2019-01-26 01:17:05 PM  
Thoughts and prayers to border security.
 
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