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(YouTube)   Watch a woman helpfully explain what to do if various snakes bite you by letting various snakes bite her. Best method for making the snake let go: Spray vodak in its mouth (this being Fark, I assume you'll have vodak on hand)   (youtube.com) divider line
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2019-01-26 8:23:39 AM  
What the hell is vodka?

Is that anything like vodak?
 
2019-01-26 8:59:33 AM  
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2019-01-26 10:20:07 AM  
Rubbing alcohol  from a alcohol pad works if you're out in the wild (you're probably not have any of those items while hiking).
/try not to smell like chicken soup while handling snakes
 
2019-01-26 11:00:47 AM  
I'm not wasting vodka on that.
 
2019-01-26 11:06:13 AM  
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2019-01-26 11:51:05 AM  
Vinegar into the mouth will make anything that's biting you open up and run away.
 
2019-01-26 11:57:09 AM  

doglover: What the hell is vodka?

Is that anything like vodak?


fixed.
 
2019-01-26 12:24:21 PM  
Vodak by injection ?   Works for making round screwdrivers, but a direct application could be rough...
 
2019-01-26 12:24:27 PM  
"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore, always carry a small snake."
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/w_c​_fields_102057Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
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2019-01-26 12:28:19 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Rubbing alcohol  from a alcohol pad works if you're out in the wild (you're probably not have any of those items while hiking).
/try not to smell like chicken soup while handling snakes


I have a 100% foolproof method.

Step 1: Don't handle snakes, especially in the wild.

That's pretty much it.
 
2019-01-26 12:32:53 PM  

abhorrent1: Don't handle snakes


Snakes are so cool though. I mean literally, they are cold blooded. A python wrapped around you in the hot summer weather feels really nice.
 
2019-01-26 1:41:30 PM  
Vodka in a spray bottle? interesting
 
2019-01-26 1:42:24 PM  
A woman getting bitten by snakes, you say?
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2019-01-26 1:43:30 PM  
First, she's crazy. Now we can discuss the proper use and care of vodak.
 
2019-01-26 1:44:26 PM  

doglover: abhorrent1: Don't handle snakes

Snakes are so cool though. I mean literally, they are cold blooded. A python wrapped around you in the hot summer weather feels really nice.


Snakes are cool. I don't want to cuddle with them though.
 
2019-01-26 2:09:32 PM  
I'm too lazy to find me gif of a woman with a snake coming from groin dancing
 
2019-01-26 2:12:38 PM  
And remember Guys , Never stick your Dick in crazy ..
 
2019-01-26 2:38:11 PM  
did no one see her belt buckle?
 
2019-01-26 2:39:42 PM  

abhorrent1: drjekel_mrhyde: Rubbing alcohol  from a alcohol pad works if you're out in the wild (you're probably not have any of those items while hiking).
/try not to smell like chicken soup while handling snakes

I have a 100% foolproof method.

Step 1: Don't handle snakes, especially in the wild.

That's pretty much it.


Some Florida farker will try it
 
2019-01-26 2:51:41 PM  
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Jake Roberts was my favorite
 
2019-01-26 2:54:01 PM  
I came back to thank the person who posted the snake woman's YouTube video, but it's gone.
 
2019-01-26 2:59:20 PM  
So if I'm interpreting this correctly, you do the following to the snake, eat it, and it solves the bite problem?

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2019-01-26 3:06:37 PM  
As Viperkeeper says, 'the most venomous snake in the world is the one that just bit you'.

/yes, I know that none of those snakes were 'hot'
 
2019-01-26 3:48:16 PM  
Strange way to humblebrag about your fancy wedding ring, sister.
 
2019-01-26 3:58:25 PM  
Bite it back; that way you're guaranteed at least a draw...
 
2019-01-26 4:05:31 PM  
Clip from Woody Allen's Bananas needed, stat.
 
2019-01-26 4:19:07 PM  
Oh really.
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2019-01-26 5:04:19 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: I came back to thank the person who posted the snake woman's YouTube video, but it's gone.


The mods have altered the thread. Pray they don't alter it further.
 
2019-01-26 11:39:04 PM  

devine: Glorious Golden Ass: I came back to thank the person who posted the snake woman's YouTube video, but it's gone.

The mods have altered the thread. Pray they don't alter it further.


Live video of people dying is fit for the main page, vile racist/sexist/religious sh*tposting is fair game in the comments, but don't you DARE post something that looks like uncovered human anatomy!
 
2019-01-27 1:54:13 AM  

abhorrent1: drjekel_mrhyde: Rubbing alcohol  from a alcohol pad works if you're out in the wild (you're probably not have any of those items while hiking).
/try not to smell like chicken soup while handling snakes

I have a 100% foolproof method.

Step 1: Don't handle snakes, especially in the wild.

That's pretty much it.


Handling snakes in church is also hazardous.
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"44-year-old pastor Mack Randall Wolford died after being bitten by a timber rattlesnake during an outdoor religious service in West Virginia in 2012. Incredibly, Mack Randall Wolford's father - who was also a snake handling pastor - also died from a snake bite almost 30 years earlier."

Note that the picture above is of a different snake handling pastor who ALSO died of snakebite. Here is a picture of HIS son:
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"Meanwhile the women are not allowed to preach in church, although they can handle the snakes, hold aloft fire balls, and drink poison if they feel moved to do so during the weekly services"
 
2019-01-27 9:23:37 AM  

itcamefromschenectady: abhorrent1: drjekel_mrhyde: Rubbing alcohol  from a alcohol pad works if you're out in the wild (you're probably not have any of those items while hiking).
/try not to smell like chicken soup while handling snakes

I have a 100% foolproof method.

Step 1: Don't handle snakes, especially in the wild.

That's pretty much it.

Handling snakes in church is also hazardous.
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"44-year-old pastor Mack Randall Wolford died after being bitten by a timber rattlesnake during an outdoor religious service in West Virginia in 2012. Incredibly, Mack Randall Wolford's father - who was also a snake handling pastor - also died from a snake bite almost 30 years earlier."

Note that the picture above is of a different snake handling pastor who ALSO died of snakebite. Here is a picture of HIS son:
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"Meanwhile the women are not allowed to preach in church, although they can handle the snakes, hold aloft fire balls, and drink poison if they feel moved to do so during the weekly services"


Seems to me one could make a nice bit of cash selling de-glanded snakes to snake handling preachers.

"The lord has saved me!  He has granted me immunity from poison."
 
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