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2019-01-25 02:26:27 PM  
trump*s word is worthless.
 
2019-01-25 02:27:20 PM  
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2019-01-25 02:27:22 PM  
POOP THREAD!!
 
2019-01-25 02:27:42 PM  
Early reports are that he "caved", and is getting nothing for it.  But no one actually knows the meat of the agreement yet.
 
2019-01-25 02:28:04 PM  

Weird Hal: trump*s word is worthless.


This^

When both chambers pass it and he signs it, then it's done.
 
2019-01-25 02:28:07 PM  
Praise jebus, now my husband gets paid. No dog food for Victor tonight!
 
2019-01-25 02:28:41 PM  
I believe it when I see the government workers paychecks.
 
2019-01-25 02:28:49 PM  
I can't access the stream from here, what's the word???
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2019-01-25 02:28:50 PM  
What is it with this asshole and women being bound and gagged?
 
2019-01-25 02:28:50 PM  
Has he announced Mexico's paying for it?
 
2019-01-25 02:28:59 PM  
Did he say "walls work", "we aren't building walls, but 'smart walls'" and "we never said we wanted a wall"  all in the span of 2 minutes?
 
2019-01-25 02:29:06 PM  
If true, it's about goddamned time.
 
2019-01-25 02:29:21 PM  
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2019-01-25 02:29:27 PM  
Guess I'll spend tomorrow writing that paper I insisted would be finished while my boss was on furlough.
 
2019-01-25 02:29:31 PM  
So Mexico's paying for the wall?
 
2019-01-25 02:29:33 PM  
Live shot of Pelosi and Schumer:

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2019-01-25 02:29:35 PM  
"We have reached a deal to end the shutdown and reopen the federal government," Trump said.
"As everyone knows, I have a very powerful alternative but I'm not going to use it at this time," Trump added.



He is a farking child.
 
2019-01-25 02:29:50 PM  
I can't even keep up with the Roger Stone indictment thread and there's another thread? Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
 
2019-01-25 02:30:01 PM  

Khellendros: Early reports are that he "caved", and is getting nothing for it.  But no one actually knows the meat of the agreement yet.


AFAIK, it's a complete cave for three weeks, but if nothing fence related is passed within that time, he'd announce a state of emergency to do so.  Dunno if he'll shut down the government again then.
 
2019-01-25 02:30:29 PM  
Well, that should get Stone out if the news

/No it won't
 
2019-01-25 02:30:54 PM  

Torgo the White: Praise jebus, now my husband gets paid. No dog food for Victor tonight!


Assuming he hasn't developed a taste for the complex flavors and harmony of nutrients that can only be achieved with kibble chow.

/You share food with your pets, surely they can share with you
 
2019-01-25 02:31:28 PM  
So Trump shut the government down for FIVE FARKING WEEKS for... NOTHING. Wow. The great farking dealmaker....
 
2019-01-25 02:31:37 PM  
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2019-01-25 02:31:42 PM  
Has anyone caught the details of the alleged deal?
 
2019-01-25 02:31:52 PM  
If the Internet is the cause of undocumented border crossing, doesn't that mean we need a giant firewall across the southern border? Maybe Mexico will host the servers.
 
2019-01-25 02:31:54 PM  

TommyDeuce: Well, that should get Stone out if the news

/No it won't


Came here to say this
 
2019-01-25 02:32:10 PM  
This is an impromptu SOTU address.  Turn it off, pack up and leave.  fark THIS GUY.
 
2019-01-25 02:32:13 PM  
You catch them. You then release them!
 
2019-01-25 02:32:15 PM  
Laws are obsolete?  Yeah, fark that barbaric, archaic due process noise.
 
2019-01-25 02:32:21 PM  

themindiswatching: can't even keep up with the Roger Stone indictment thread and there's another thread?


Stay away from the "deuce in the Rose Garden" thread. That almost crashed my browser.
 
2019-01-25 02:32:22 PM  
This is batshiat insane.
 
2019-01-25 02:32:23 PM  
Our laws are too old, we need new laws or else we will have to catch and release (like wild animals)
 
2019-01-25 02:32:26 PM  
I hope he signs this before Ann Coulter calls him a pussy again.
 
2019-01-25 02:32:26 PM  
lol go get your f&cking shine box you useless orange fatbag
 
2019-01-25 02:32:43 PM  

cowgirl toffee: POOP THREAD!!


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2019-01-25 02:32:45 PM  
Let's see:

Slurring cranks up to 11 quickly.  I told him not to do that last Adderall rail
I bet he had to bite his tongue to avoid mentioning Russian steel
Trigger words (MS-13, etc.)
Walls for MILLIONS of years
Uncomfortable amount of repeat emphasis on women being bound in human trafficking
Reeks of Mueller's statistical mouthshiatting, 99.9%, 213.21333 (repeating, of course)
Now it's also a health crisis, you have no idea just how big
Big, bigly, uuuuge, colossal Brobdingnagian problems, and not enough big stadiums to hold them
We're not a laughing stock to the rest of the world for our immigration policies, it's about who is sitting in the White House
Strongest economy still?
Do laws really "go bad" like milk or meat?
 
2019-01-25 02:32:49 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Did he say "walls work", "we aren't building walls, but 'smart walls'" and "we never said we wanted a wall"  all in the span of 2 minutes?


I don't know...I can either look at his face or listen to him, but not both at the same time.
 
2019-01-25 02:32:56 PM  
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The Shart of the Deal strikes again!
 
2019-01-25 02:33:11 PM  
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2019-01-25 02:33:12 PM  

netweavr: Has anyone caught the details of the alleged deal?


From WAPO

The House and Senate will vote on legislation to reopen the government until Feb. 15. During that period, lawmakers will discuss fund for border security and Trump's demand for $5.7 billion for the U.S.-Mexico border wall.

The outcome was a win for Democrats and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), who had insisted on no negotiations until the government was reopened.

This story will update.
 
2019-01-25 02:33:17 PM  
This is goddamned insane, what I am seeing.

Insane.
 
2019-01-25 02:33:18 PM  
I'm lost.
 
2019-01-25 02:33:21 PM  
I'll believe it when Cheetolini signs it and when they don't pull this same crap later this year.
 
2019-01-25 02:33:22 PM  
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/getting some mileage out of this gif today
 
2019-01-25 02:33:28 PM  
what a tit
 
2019-01-25 02:33:28 PM  
First off, the turd is the word...

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and then I hope he chokes on it.

(but I really hope start getting paid/get their jobs back... this this hurts)
 
2019-01-25 02:33:32 PM  
Listening to him now.  All the son of a biatch has been talking about is his goddamn wall.

That's it.

/I say it's a fifty fifty shot that he actually makes it to the signing table.
 
2019-01-25 02:33:33 PM  
So I'm thinking his repeated suspiciously specific description of human traffiking is based on how a Trump becomes a "man."  Someone should start digging into the basements of Trump Organization properties.
 
2019-01-25 02:33:38 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: I believe it when I see the government workers paychecks.


Do you normally get to see government workers' paychecks?
 
2019-01-25 02:33:39 PM  
I wonder how much of this was cribbed from his SotU.
 
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