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(Mirror.co.uk)   Naked wedding dresses are a thing with attention-hungry brides and news sites (May be NSFW)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2019-01-23 07:48:09 AM  
Well let's just hope Wal-mart don't start selling them to there crowd.
 
2019-01-23 07:59:33 AM  
*Waits excitedly for naked tuxes to become a thing.*
 
2019-01-23 08:05:39 AM  

TAOCHOW: Well let's just hope Wal-mart don't start selling them to they're crowd.


/FTFY
//Pet Peave
 
2019-01-23 08:07:38 AM  

Miss5280: *Waits excitedly for naked tuxes to become a thing.*


I've been to a couple of clothing-optional beaches in my life. Proof of the adage that most of the people who want to go naked in public settings are not the people you want to see naked in public settings. Also, I have told this story before: I am at a traffic safety conference and there are cops there. At one of the breaks, a side discussion of a recent story in the news of a naked person came up. Some of the people made some [GIGGITY] remarks. A police Lieutenant with graying hair just quietly said, "I learned early in my career that nothing good happens with a 'naked person call."
 
2019-01-23 08:12:07 AM  
Looks perfect for Instagram attention whores
 
2019-01-23 08:32:22 AM  

Im_Gumby: TAOCHOW: Well let's just hope Wal-mart don't start selling them to they're crowd.

/FTFY
//Pet Peave


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2019-01-23 08:58:42 AM  
That site is a f#cking mess on mobile.
 
2019-01-23 09:41:48 AM  
Oh the priests and ministers are just gonna love this!
 
2019-01-23 09:51:04 AM  

lindalouwho: Oh the priests and ministers are just gonna love this!


Not to mention family members, friends, and any co-workers invited to the wedding!
 
2019-01-23 09:52:45 AM  

Im_Gumby: TAOCHOW: Well let's just hope Wal-mart don't start selling them to they're crowd.

/FTFY
//Pet Peave


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2019-01-23 09:53:50 AM  

Diagonal: Im_Gumby: TAOCHOW: Well let's just hope Wal-mart don't start selling them to they're crowd.

/FTFY
//Pet Peave

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Tis ok, this means walmart will only sell them to their crowd.
/ which totes means we will never need eyebleach.
 
2019-01-23 09:54:01 AM  
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2019-01-23 09:54:41 AM  
I've been to many weddings naked...then again I'm a dog so
 
2019-01-23 09:54:42 AM  

steklo: lindalouwho: Oh the priests and ministers are just gonna love this!

Not to mention family members, friends, and any co-workers invited to the wedding!


The groomsmen all become wood bearers.
 
2019-01-23 09:55:08 AM  
I think I saw that on Star Trek once...

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2019-01-23 09:56:01 AM  
Nothing quite says special day like dressing like a stripper.
 
2019-01-23 09:56:42 AM  
...and unfortunately, the brides that are likely to do this, aren't the brides you really *want* to do this.
 
2019-01-23 09:58:14 AM  

Diagonal: Im_Gumby: TAOCHOW: Well let's just hope Wal-mart don't start selling them to they're crowd.

/FTFY
//Pet Peave

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There, Their They're.
 
2019-01-23 09:58:38 AM  
INFAMOUS!
 
2019-01-23 09:59:17 AM  

aungen: The groomsmen all become wood bearers.


Well....maybe....So the groomsmen see the bride wearing a see-thru dress then fantasize about the Groom having wedding night sex with the bride. I'm sure that would cancel any wood springing up.

Or it could be the weird groomsman who fantasizes that the wedding is called off and he manages to get her way with the bride to help her out with her disappointment and he gets to order room service afterwards at the honeymoon suite.
 
2019-01-23 09:59:21 AM  
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I think I'm OK with this trend.
 
2019-01-23 09:59:42 AM  

Miss5280: *Waits excitedly for naked tuxes to become a thing.*


Hah, you are too funny.
 
2019-01-23 10:00:50 AM  
Brides who would choose this dress probably think marriage is all about sex. I hope she and her new hubby have the gumption to survive the reckoning that awaits
 
2019-01-23 10:01:22 AM  
Attention whores need attention.
 
2019-01-23 10:02:04 AM  
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\there's not really a SFW version of any of the church scenes
 
2019-01-23 10:02:30 AM  

msinquefield: Im_Gumby: TAOCHOW: Well let's just hope Wal-mart don't start selling them to they're crowd.

/FTFY
//Pet Peave

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You broke my brain.
 
2019-01-23 10:03:06 AM  
What?  Call me old school, but normal dresses are good as is.  Examples:
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2019-01-23 10:03:11 AM  

JerkStore: [img.fark.net image 410x407]

I think I'm OK with this trend.



"Where did you get your dress?"

"Fat 'n' Tacky, on Main Street!"
 
2019-01-23 10:03:32 AM  

Miss5280: *Waits excitedly for naked tuxes to become a thing.*


Tried wearing my birthday suit to a wedding once, ended up in cuffs.
 
2019-01-23 10:03:45 AM  
I'm OK with this. For some reason I find sheer/lacy/peekaboo clothing extremely sexy.
 
2019-01-23 10:04:34 AM  
Say yes to the breast!
 
2019-01-23 10:05:04 AM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Miss5280: *Waits excitedly for naked tuxes to become a thing.*

Tried wearing my birthday suit to a wedding once, ended up in cuffs.


Everyone was fine with the idea until the groom dropped the ring and went to pick it up.
 
2019-01-23 10:06:08 AM  
I'm sure the male wedding guests will react with restraint.
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2019-01-23 10:06:46 AM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Miss5280: *Waits excitedly for naked tuxes to become a thing.*

Tried wearing my birthday suit to a wedding once, ended up in cuffs.


Did you get paid?

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2019-01-23 10:08:25 AM  
I'd walk up to her after the wedding and hand her a dollar. It'd be worth the slap.
 
2019-01-23 10:08:32 AM  
I've been married 3 times. Each time, I found that taking off the wedding dress once in the honeymoon suite was very arousing and sexual and lets face it, 99% of the population is already having per-marital sex and they've already seen the goodies before the "big night".

But seriously, nudity or partial nudity in a church is wrong and rude and if the bride wants to show off her goodies to the reception (friends, family, co-workers) so be it.
 
2019-01-23 10:09:46 AM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Miss5280: *Waits excitedly for naked tuxes to become a thing.*

Tried wearing my birthday suit to a wedding once, ended up in cuffs.

Everyone was fine with the idea until the groom dropped the ring and went to pick it up.


And backed into the best mans index finder. Bet that wasn't to comfortable.
 
2019-01-23 10:10:18 AM  

elgrancerdo: What?  Call me old school, but normal dresses are good as is.  Examples:
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I am sensing you have a type.
 
2019-01-23 10:10:21 AM  
I don't recall who said it but at a nude wedding you can always tell who the best man is.
 
2019-01-23 10:11:27 AM  

steklo: nudity or partial nudity in a church is wrong



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2019-01-23 10:12:12 AM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Glorious Golden Ass: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Miss5280: *Waits excitedly for naked tuxes to become a thing.*

Tried wearing my birthday suit to a wedding once, ended up in cuffs.

Everyone was fine with the idea until the groom dropped the ring and went to pick it up.

And backed into the best mans index finder. Bet that wasn't to comfortable.


...and the best man said "got it!"
 
2019-01-23 10:12:56 AM  

Zero Exponent: I'm OK with this. For some reason I find sheer/lacy/peekaboo clothing extremely sexy.


I don't think the idea of a bridal dress is to make the woman look extremely sexy.
I mean, I certainly enjoy seeing that, but I'm not thinking 'what a lovey bride', more like, 'man, I'd love to tap that'.
 
2019-01-23 10:14:09 AM  

elgrancerdo: What?  Call me old school, but normal dresses are good as is.  Examples:
[i.pinimg.com image 447x390]
[i.pinimg.com image 808x1133]
[weddingjournalonline.com image 600x697]
[i.pinimg.com image 620x910]


Just curious what GIS resulted in the first pic?
 
2019-01-23 10:14:16 AM  
Perfect for when you finally get the village bicycle to put her kickstand down.
 
2019-01-23 10:15:41 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: steklo: nudity or partial nudity in a church is wrong


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heh-heh....Don't even get me started on how the church is full of hypocrites and double standards.

I was trying to be nice and thinking of the whole congregation being upset the bride was showing off her goodies.
 
2019-01-23 10:15:56 AM  

crow: Brides who would choose this dress probably think marriage is all about sex. I hope she and her new hubby have the gumption to survive the reckoning that awaits


For a healthy marriage, you also need to make time for drugs and rock'n'roll.
 
2019-01-23 10:17:16 AM  

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That 's what she lets your mind see. How she really looks.
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2019-01-23 10:20:19 AM  

steklo: I was trying to be nice and thinking of the whole congregation being upset the bride was showing off her goodies.



I would say half the congregation might be upset. Possibly less.
 
2019-01-23 10:20:53 AM  

Doc Daneeka: I think I saw that on Star Trek once...

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Doc Daneeka: I think I saw that on Star Trek once...

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As i told my Dad before his second mariiage, it's like Christmas every day,except the present gets older every day. Like Milk when it's about to turn.
 
2019-01-23 10:21:54 AM  

Evil Mackerel: This text is now purple: [img.fark.net image 850x575]
\there's not really a SFW version of any of the church scenes

That 's what she lets your mind see. How she really looks.
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All weddings are like that.
 
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