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2019-01-23 12:35:47 AM  
" 'All I wanted was a girlfriend, not 1000... not a bunch of hoes,' Cleary allegedly wrote. 'I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm still a virgin, this is why I'm planning on shooting up a public place soon and being the next mass shooter cause I'm ready to die and all the girls the turned me down is going to make it right by killing as many girls as I see.' "

Jesus Christ man, just go to bars, talk to women, and drink.
 
2019-01-23 12:56:43 AM  

thorpe: " 'All I wanted was a girlfriend, not 1000... not a bunch of hoes,' Cleary allegedly wrote. 'I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm still a virgin, this is why I'm planning on shooting up a public place soon and being the next mass shooter cause I'm ready to die and all the girls the turned me down is going to make it right by killing as many girls as I see.' "

Jesus Christ man, just go to bars, talk to women, and drink.


And maybe smoke a joint or two.
 
2019-01-23 12:57:58 AM  

pxlboy: thorpe: " 'All I wanted was a girlfriend, not 1000... not a bunch of hoes,' Cleary allegedly wrote. 'I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm still a virgin, this is why I'm planning on shooting up a public place soon and being the next mass shooter cause I'm ready to die and all the girls the turned me down is going to make it right by killing as many girls as I see.' "

Jesus Christ man, just go to bars, talk to women, and drink.

And maybe smoke a joint or two.


Or if you're that desperate, pay for it.
 
2019-01-23 12:59:14 AM  

thorpe: " 'All I wanted was a girlfriend, not 1000... not a bunch of hoes,' Cleary allegedly wrote. 'I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm still a virgin, this is why I'm planning on shooting up a public place soon and being the next mass shooter cause I'm ready to die and all the girls the turned me down is going to make it right by killing as many girls as I see.' "

Jesus Christ man, just go to bars, talk to women, and drink.


Not sure about this guy being drunk in public...
 
2019-01-23 01:05:24 AM  
He's more than an incel, he's a Garrett Morris fan.
Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
 
2019-01-23 01:05:27 AM  
This is why prostitution should be legalized
 
2019-01-23 01:15:05 AM  

thorpe: " 'All I wanted was a girlfriend, not 1000... not a bunch of hoes,' Cleary allegedly wrote. 'I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm still a virgin, this is why I'm planning on shooting up a public place soon and being the next mass shooter cause I'm ready to die and all the girls the turned me down is going to make it right by killing as many girls as I see.' "

Jesus Christ man, just go to bars, talk to women, and drink.


He certainly sounds like a catch.
 
2019-01-23 01:47:20 AM  
Angry fark a hooker and give her a 50% tip
 
2019-01-23 01:56:23 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is why prostitution should be legalized


These guys don't want a hooker.  They think that there was once a glorious day when any man could have any woman he wanted, and then feminism came in and ruined everything. They don't want to have to PAY for sex.  They're entitled to have it for free... or they would be if the world were fair and right.
 
2019-01-23 01:57:53 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: pxlboy: thorpe: " 'All I wanted was a girlfriend, not 1000... not a bunch of hoes,' Cleary allegedly wrote. 'I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm still a virgin, this is why I'm planning on shooting up a public place soon and being the next mass shooter cause I'm ready to die and all the girls the turned me down is going to make it right by killing as many girls as I see.' "

Jesus Christ man, just go to bars, talk to women, and drink.

And maybe smoke a joint or two.

Or if you're that desperate, pay for it.


The frustrating thing about incels is that they tend to be the ultimate begging-choosers. More often than not, the 'girlfriends' they want are subservient virgins of an impossible standard of beauty far, far outside of their leagues. Most of them see prostitutes as being ruined by other men, and not good enough for them.

As a dude who's been happily single for the last two years, I want to grab incels by the shoulders and tell them that sex and relationships are not magical solutions to their problems. . . They can come with their own problems, and sometimes, if the relationship is bad, more problems than you'd ever want. These guys don't seem to understand that. . . In fact, they don't even seem to realize that the woman they're so desperately want are even people, with their own needs and aspirations.
 
2019-01-23 02:02:21 AM  
Getting a girlfriend wouldn't do anything. Getting laid wouldn't do anything. These guys are so far gone. They don't want those things. Their comfort is sharing their misery online with each other and constructing hateful fantasies about human nature and chads and violence. They are deeply broken people who will not be fixed with love and acceptance.
 
2019-01-23 02:03:30 AM  

Chariset: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is why prostitution should be legalized

These guys don't want a hooker.  They think that there was once a glorious day when any man could have any woman he wanted, and then feminism came in and ruined everything. They don't want to have to PAY for sex.  They're entitled to have it for free... or they would be if the world were fair and right.


We could always make professional girlfriend a government job. But yeah, I see your point. I was thinking that removing the stigma and encouraging utilization might help.
 
2019-01-23 02:20:19 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: They are deeply broken people who will not be fixed with love and acceptance.


now all someone has to do is hand them a bible, tell them jesus loves them but ONLY if the shoot libruls and get outta their way before the fireworks start.  that's how you build yourself a domestic terror organization and recruit suicide bombers for your cause.
 
2019-01-23 02:34:33 AM  
These sad men have no idea that self-identifying as an 'incel' becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.  They have no idea why women reject them.   Their toxicity is cementing their loneliness.  I guess being raised on pron has warped their understanding of reality.
 
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2019-01-23 02:36:06 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Getting a girlfriend wouldn't do anything. Getting laid wouldn't do anything. These guys are so far gone. They don't want those things. Their comfort is sharing their misery online with each other and constructing hateful fantasies about human nature and chads and violence. They are deeply broken people who will not be fixed with love and acceptance.


They won't cease to exist just because you want to write them off.  I can't think of a solution doesn't involve love and compassion that wouldn't just make things worse.
 
2019-01-23 02:45:46 AM  

ThomasPaineTrain: thorpe: " 'All I wanted was a girlfriend, not 1000... not a bunch of hoes,' Cleary allegedly wrote. 'I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm still a virgin, this is why I'm planning on shooting up a public place soon and being the next mass shooter cause I'm ready to die and all the girls the turned me down is going to make it right by killing as many girls as I see.' "

Jesus Christ man, just go to bars, talk to women, and drink.

Not sure about this guy being drunk in public...


When they're drunk, you can just use their weight and momentum against them. It takes less than 20 pounds of pressure to grab a man's forearm and force him to the ground. Add a few more pounds and you can break his arm at the elbow. And I'm not some sort of martial arts master or tough guy. I'm gay and a pacifist (mostly). My low brass professor in college had been on the US Olympic judo team and worked quite a bit with Mannheim Steamroller as an alto sax player. When we finished a unit early and finished our playing tests, we'd go out on one of the grassy areas of south campus and he'd teach us passive defense moves. Drunk people (and I'm not judging because I've been drunk a LOT) are their own worst enemies when they're angry and go on the offensive. Very zen.

The best part was that we didn't have to pay extra for the lessons. He was a great teacher. He convinced me to quit my violin major for a year and a half so I could get some perspective, and then convinced the head of the department to let me major in brass. He arranged to have my full ride paid in low brass (trombone) out of band instead of orchestra funds.

This "incel" stuff is such a strange concept to me. My best roommates were straight women. I didn't want them sexually, and they didn't want me, but I was a damn good wingman. I've married off so many straight people, but once they win their prize, they don't go out anymore to be my wingman/woman. Selfish.

I had great friends and roommates who kind of seemed angry at women, and I would think to myself,"Self, why are these guys so pissed?" They were all good guys, but they were frustrated. All they needed was to get laid.

The whole "Incel" concept is stupid. It was started online, and like Candy Crush, it's just as stupid. A guy with some decent hygiene and a little bit of honesty can get from "Could I buy you a drink" to "OMG, that was amazing in less than an hour. Gay guys do it on a Tuesday night and a 'sup toward a guy he finds cute.

Incel. That's so stupid.
 
2019-01-23 02:46:13 AM  

433: They won't cease to exist just because you want to write them off


I don't want to write them off.  I just want them tracked and contained before some cult realizes the untapped potential for suicide bombers with these idiots and starts recruiting and training them to become domestic terrorists.
 
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2019-01-23 02:52:35 AM  

Weaver95: 433: They won't cease to exist just because you want to write them off

I don't want to write them off.  I just want them tracked and contained before some cult realizes the untapped potential for suicide bombers with these idiots and starts recruiting and training them to become domestic terrorists.


"Tracked and contained" is a big fat civil liberties issue if not more, but I definitely don't know of a solution. Their attitudes and opinions are baffling.
 
2019-01-23 02:55:49 AM  

433: "Tracked and contained" is a big fat civil liberties issue if not more, but I definitely don't know of a solution.


not if this is a public health issue.  these people are dangerously unbalanced and openly calling to harm others.  if nothing else, every last one of these guys should be forced to have a mental evaluation done with a therapist.
 
2019-01-23 04:09:35 AM  
I'm sure he'll lose his virginity in prison.
 
2019-01-23 05:29:44 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Chariset: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is why prostitution should be legalized

These guys don't want a hooker.  They think that there was once a glorious day when any man could have any woman he wanted, and then feminism came in and ruined everything. They don't want to have to PAY for sex.  They're entitled to have it for free... or they would be if the world were fair and right.

We could always make professional girlfriend a government job. But yeah, I see your point. I was thinking that removing the stigma and encouraging utilization might help.


But it won't help the fundamental problem that they think they DESERVE supermodels sucking their dick for free. Sex work could be completely destigmatized and it wouldn't help this set of people. It's not about simply having sex, it's about what they think they are owed from women, and paying women does not fulfil the desire to have women bow to them because they deserve it. I think people often class this as sex problem, when really it's an EGO problem. A side effect of the ego problem is that no woman in her right mind wants to sleep with them. It's the same reason rapists aren't stopped from raping by women consensually wanting to sleep with them. It's not about the sex, the sexual dysfunction is a side effect of something warped inside the mind.

Lots of these guys could be having sex with women if they wanted to....eventually. They would have to put effort into it and be willing to go for average looking woman and treat them decently and learn how to socialize. It might take time and not be 100% but if you start working on it when you're young, before you get trapped in a job that takes up so much of your time, you have a better chance. But that's not what these guys want.

Basically they are people who would, in times past, probably have been told to STFU by every other male in their life when they complained they should have a 10 beating down their door to marry them and be their slave even though they don't bathe. They would be told they were delusional, and why. They would be told they were arrogant and what they wanted was crazy. But now they can go online and find hundreds, even thousands of other guys just like them who tell them they're right. So they shut everything else out and join the incel bubble because it's the only thing telling them they're right.
 
2019-01-23 06:17:02 AM  
Why the hell does Colorado crank out so many mass shooters and wannabes? It's awesome here.
 
2019-01-23 06:39:29 AM  
Product of participation trophies.
 
2019-01-23 06:41:14 AM  
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2019-01-23 06:54:31 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is why prostitution should be legalized


Yes, but I doubt getting laid from a hooker would be the end to this guy's anger issues.
 
2019-01-23 07:01:49 AM  
I'm no ladies man but I think his technique needs tweaking.
 
2019-01-23 07:05:57 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Chariset: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is why prostitution should be legalized

These guys don't want a hooker.  They think that there was once a glorious day when any man could have any woman he wanted, and then feminism came in and ruined everything. They don't want to have to PAY for sex.  They're entitled to have it for free... or they would be if the world were fair and right.

We could always make professional girlfriend a government job. But yeah, I see your point. I was thinking that removing the stigma and encouraging utilization might help.


Then everybody gets laid ... off.  Amirite?
 
2019-01-23 07:20:37 AM  

433: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Getting a girlfriend wouldn't do anything. Getting laid wouldn't do anything. These guys are so far gone. They don't want those things. Their comfort is sharing their misery online with each other and constructing hateful fantasies about human nature and chads and violence. They are deeply broken people who will not be fixed with love and acceptance.

They won't cease to exist just because you want to write them off.  I can't think of a solution doesn't involve love and compassion that wouldn't just make things worse.


Lol, who wants to write them off? They're extremely dangerous. Their systems of organization need to be wiped away. They're like Q-Anon. If you read the Q sites, it's very much the same thing, these intense echo chambers where they feed off each other's inability to get along with their families, friends, co-workers, anybody. Instead of breaking free, they go even deeper down the spiral. It's a badge of honor to be knotty, broken, too ugly or useless to the real world. They find succor in each other and it gets worse and worse. None of these men actually want to get laid, not really, because then they would lose each other.

The only way to break it is to wipe out their systems of congregation and let them drift away from each other, but this isn't going to happen, so we have a constant public danger on our hands.
 
2019-01-23 07:25:20 AM  
It's time to convince these asshats that the GORian answer to their dreams is waiting for them. 

A new life... everything they have always wanted is waiting for them... in the off world colonies.
 
2019-01-23 07:37:54 AM  
Looks like the priests let one of their little Catholic schoolboys stray from their anti-woman march.
He should have contented himself with bullying some ancient Native American.
 
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2019-01-23 07:38:06 AM  
Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste:

Good post, scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste.
 
2019-01-23 07:39:10 AM  
These articles keep typoing "deranged asshole" as "incel ". I can see why though, they keys are like right next time act other.
 
2019-01-23 07:41:19 AM  
Surely his attitude has NOTHING to do with him having a girlfriend sex slave.
 
2019-01-23 07:43:04 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: pxlboy: thorpe: " 'All I wanted was a girlfriend, not 1000... not a bunch of hoes,' Cleary allegedly wrote. 'I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm still a virgin, this is why I'm planning on shooting up a public place soon and being the next mass shooter cause I'm ready to die and all the girls the turned me down is going to make it right by killing as many girls as I see.' "

Jesus Christ man, just go to bars, talk to women, and drink.

And maybe smoke a joint or two.

Or if you're that desperate, pay for it.


The "secret" (okay, not secret at all) desire of incels isn't to have sex. It isn't even to have sex with a really how chick. It is to somehow become some sort of Adonis alpha Übermensch that all the girls can't help but want to have sex with. (And since no life less than that of a millionaire lawyer-quarterback who gets a new 22-year-old every weekend is worth living, there's really no reason to do much of anything.) Paying for sex doesn't do anything to convince them that they're a worthwhile person at all, so the community doesn't consider visiting a sex worker to be a viable option.
 
2019-01-23 07:43:08 AM  
This here boy was born to be hanged.
 
2019-01-23 07:47:32 AM  

thorpe: " 'All I wanted was a girlfriend, not 1000... not a bunch of hoes,' Cleary allegedly wrote. 'I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm still a virgin, this is why I'm planning on shooting up a public place soon and being the next mass shooter cause I'm ready to die and all the girls the turned me down is going to make it right by killing as many girls as I see.' "

Jesus Christ man, just go to bars, talk to women, and drink.


What the hell makes you think that guy can speak coherently to women, drunk or sober? What makes you think he wouldn't kill any woman who wanted to fark him? Women are right to isolate that trash.

I'm sick of people pretending that giving sex to incels will fix them. The reason they can't get laid is because they are mentally ill, not because women are mean.
 
2019-01-23 07:47:58 AM  
Hookers are legal in Australia. My friend told me.
 
2019-01-23 07:49:31 AM  

MattytheMouse: Thong_of_Zardoz: pxlboy: thorpe: " 'All I wanted was a girlfriend, not 1000... not a bunch of hoes,' Cleary allegedly wrote. 'I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm still a virgin, this is why I'm planning on shooting up a public place soon and being the next mass shooter cause I'm ready to die and all the girls the turned me down is going to make it right by killing as many girls as I see.' "

Jesus Christ man, just go to bars, talk to women, and drink.

And maybe smoke a joint or two.

Or if you're that desperate, pay for it.

The frustrating thing about incels is that they tend to be the ultimate begging-choosers. More often than not, the 'girlfriends' they want are subservient virgins of an impossible standard of beauty far, far outside of their leagues. Most of them see prostitutes as being ruined by other men, and not good enough for them they are WAAAAAY too insecure to handle even the possibility that that aren't as good in bed as someone else.



Analyzed TFY.

Ironically, one of my friends who got way more play than any man should ever get, used to pretend to be gay, which a lot of girls feel comfortable around.  Then they'd pressure HIM into sex, and he'd be all "I dunno, I don't think i'd be very good..."

It helped him that it was hard to talk to him and not have one's gaydar ping like a Geiger counter next to a big ball of plutnonium.
 
2019-01-23 07:51:32 AM  

farker down under: Hookers are legal in Australia. My friend told me.


I assume that, since it's Australia, you misspelled lethal
 
2019-01-23 07:54:14 AM  

Hack Patooey: These articles keep typoing "deranged asshole" as "incel ". I can see why though, they keys are like right next time act other.


It's autocorrect in action.

/as you are observably aware
 
2019-01-23 07:54:19 AM  
Anyone who can afford a computer and an internet connecton can find a willing sex partner.

The asshole in TFA and others like him are too stupid to realize that there's someone out there who will find you sexy no matter what you look like.
 
2019-01-23 07:54:48 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is why prostitution should be legalized


What pollyanna world do you people live in? Unfarkingbelieveable.

These guys don't fark prostitutes, they beat them, harass them, rob them, and murder them. Then they go do spree-killings anyway. Because incels are not horny, THEY ARE DERANGED.
Sorry, prostitutes are not human shields against mass-murderers. We are just victims like all the rest of you.
 
2019-01-23 07:56:20 AM  
I've had dry spells in sex, but anytime I wanted to go "get some", I got some.  I'm not handsome and my charisma is a 4.    Why can't these incel guys learn that? Go out, aim at the girl you can get, quit going after tens.
 
2019-01-23 07:56:36 AM  
An interested and empathic look at understanding incels as people.

https://youtu.be/fD2briZ6fB0
 
2019-01-23 07:57:29 AM  
getting laid is really not that hard. it mystifies when people act like it is. the bigger problem is figuring out who wants to have casual sex and who thinks this means we need to get married now. that just gets worse as I get older.
 
2019-01-23 07:58:16 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Angry fark a hooker and give her a 50% tip


You realize that by saying more sex could prevent mass murder, you are making mass-murder women's fault for not farking more psychopaths?
 
2019-01-23 07:58:20 AM  

Weaver95: 433: "Tracked and contained" is a big fat civil liberties issue if not more, but I definitely don't know of a solution.

not if this is a public health issue.  these people are dangerously unbalanced and openly calling to harm others.  if nothing else, every last one of these guys should be forced to have a mental evaluation done with a therapist.


What's the criteria by which you select who to round up?

Based on criminal acts committed? Or something else?
 
2019-01-23 07:59:13 AM  

Chariset: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This is why prostitution should be legalized

These guys don't want a hooker.  They think that there was once a glorious day when any man could have any woman he wanted, and then feminism came in and ruined everything. They don't want to have to PAY for sex.  They're entitled to have it for free... or they would be if the world were fair and right.


Guys like this don't pay for sex, they rob and rape prostitutes.
 
2019-01-23 07:59:56 AM  

Kouta: Anyone who can afford a computer and an internet connection can find a willing sex partner.

The asshole in TFA and others like him are too stupid to realize that there's someone out there who will find you sexy no matter what you look like.


Oh, i heard they took down the Back-Page and Craiglist's Personel's down.  heh-heh.

I've never had luck with Internet dating sites. I like the old fashioned way.

Go out. Be in public. See someone that strikes your fancy. Look for a wedding ring. No ring? Engage in conversation.

You never know what might happen.
 
2019-01-23 08:00:24 AM  
"Police traced his phone and arrested him the morning of the march at a Provo McDonald's. Cleary told police that he had an impulse disorder, and that he had been upset when he authored the posts, according to police. "

What?  No invocation of Ambian?  Noob
 
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