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(Daily Mail)   The life of a flight attendant is not always glamorous. In fact, it can be downright gross   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2019-01-21 04:37:52 PM  
I'm sure the guy in the article is on his way to this thread to rant about "sky waitresses."
 
2019-01-21 04:57:54 PM  
Dude was a total asswipe.
 
2019-01-21 05:10:12 PM  
Guys like this make me wish he was on a DC-3, push him out the plane with no parachute!
 
2019-01-21 05:10:37 PM  
It's a job that's not all it's cracked up to be.
 
2019-01-21 05:12:01 PM  
No way the dude in the picture is 400+ lbs.
 
2019-01-21 05:13:06 PM  
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2019-01-21 05:14:02 PM  
This wasn't his first rodeo.
 
2019-01-21 05:15:22 PM  
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Daily Mail artist's depiction of scene.
 
2019-01-21 05:16:43 PM  
 
2019-01-21 05:17:17 PM  
Yeah, no.  Sky wenches are there to keep your dumb ass alive in the event of an emergency, tell your ass what to do/not do so everything's in compliance with the FAA/regional equivalents, serve your ass drinks and maybe food, and whoop your ass if you turn out to be a big enough shiatbag.  Being a T-rex-armed fat f*ck that "can't" wipe yourself is YOUR problem, not theirs.  Shoulda had someone paid to help you take a dump tag along with you.


/pig totally got off on it
//wanted to be "serviced" by (Asian) women
//cuz he's a nasty piece of work in so many ways
 
2019-01-21 05:19:13 PM  

SirEattonHogg: [img.fark.net image 850x576]

Daily Mail artist's depiction of scene.


I'm not going to wish harm on anybody, but, well, the guy in TFA probably has a lot of misery to be put out of.  Most people who act like that around others who don't really have a choice are miserable people -- in multiple senses of the word.
 
2019-01-21 05:20:09 PM  
What kind of prehistoric country uses stones as a measure of weight? Oh thats right, the country with a royal family.
 
2019-01-21 05:20:30 PM  
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2019-01-21 05:21:51 PM  

Kalashinator: wanted to be "serviced" by (Asian) women


Exactly. dump this guy off wherever MH370 ended up. farking perv.
 
2019-01-21 05:22:17 PM  
This fat f*ck needs to be banned from Eva Air...and all other airlines.
 
2019-01-21 05:22:49 PM  

lolmao500: What kind of prehistoric country uses stones as a measure of weight? Oh thats right, the country with a royal family.


Are you insinuations something bad about His Majesty Rama X, King of Thailand?

Because I've heard bad things about Thai lèse-majesté laws.
 
2019-01-21 05:25:33 PM  

Dork Gently: SirEattonHogg: [img.fark.net image 850x576]

Daily Mail artist's depiction of scene.

I'm not going to wish harm on anybody, but, well, the guy in TFA probably has a lot of misery to be put out of.  Most people who act like that around others who don't really have a choice are miserable people -- in multiple senses of the word.


It is despicable obviously. Put on a "no fly" black list, at minimum.  Unlikely he'll face any charges.... can always claim his disabilities, but flying anywhere isn't a right.
 
2019-01-21 05:26:47 PM  
Don't tell the kids about Santa's vacation.
 
2019-01-21 05:27:03 PM  

The_Sponge: This fat f*ck needs to be banned from Eva Air...and all other airlines.


He's the President, he has his own plane.
 
2019-01-21 05:30:44 PM  
Fark, I am disappoint

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2019-01-21 05:31:16 PM  

lolmao500: What kind of prehistoric country uses stones as a measure of weight? Oh thats right, the country with a royal family.


What kind of prehistoric country uses pounds as a measure of weight?

or miles, feet, ounces?
 
2019-01-21 05:37:38 PM  
She looked really petite. If she (or another crew member) hurt her back trying to lift Jabba in the event of a fall, would he be willing to pay a disability claim?

And if he didn't pay for three seats, the airline should charge accordingly and give the girl a bonus.
 
2019-01-21 05:38:22 PM  
Other than with a gun, how do you "force" someone to wipe your ass?

I did click on the link, but read only the part where he "moaned" for them to go "deeper" then I noped right the fark out of there. As they should have, long before it got to a "wiping a grown man's ass on a plane" situation.

And yeah, obviously, he should not be allowed to fly. Ever again.
 
2019-01-21 05:42:42 PM  
George Carlin FAT PEOPLE
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2019-01-21 05:44:58 PM  
mmmmmm, deeper indeed!
 
2019-01-21 05:45:05 PM  
It's not her job to wipe her customers' asses.  But then realize the LPNs at your local hospital or nursing home, whose job it is to wipe asses like these, get paid minimum wage.

Enjoy your Monday, Farkers.
 
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2019-01-21 05:45:17 PM  
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Can't believe Richard Stallman would do something like this. Unless he was yelling about OPEN SORES all along.
 
2019-01-21 05:47:08 PM  
♪ ♪ Got a guy named Chuck who wipes my ass
20 bucks a shiat, and I pay 'em in cash  ♪ ♪

- Wheeler Walker Jr.
 
2019-01-21 05:48:29 PM  

Kalashinator: pig totally got off on it


Imagine what he subjects actual prostitutes to.
 
2019-01-21 05:48:33 PM  
Not only his he a bastard, but he's a cheap bastard....paid for a coach ticket, and then expects to have multiple seats without paying for them.  I hope he keels over from a heart attack soon.
 
2019-01-21 05:49:04 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Other than with a gun, how do you "force" someone to wipe your ass?

I did click on the link, but read only the part where he "moaned" for them to go "deeper" then I noped right the fark out of there. As they should have, long before it got to a "wiping a grown man's ass on a plane" situation.

And yeah, obviously, he should not be allowed to fly. Ever again.


There was a wheelchair bound guy on my college campus (UofAZ) in the early 2000's that would constantly asked to be pushed between the student union and main library (maybe a 5-8min walk, open grass all with sidewalks).

He appeared have MS and favored asking ladies. Eventually, it came out he was getting some women to take him into the bathroom and "helping" him pee, up to handling his equipment. Then he'd get hard and moan.

I have no idea how anyone let it go that far. He was handled by campus police when this came out and never saw him again.

Disability or no, he was a POS and so is this guy. There's no way this was all accidental.
 
2019-01-21 05:50:28 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Kalashinator: pig totally got off on it

Imagine what he subjects actual prostitutes to.



*Shudder*

If won an escort in a contest, an they told me that she would do anything I asked for......having her clean my posterior would not come to mind.

/Just vanilla sex.
//And then have her clean my garage.
 
2019-01-21 05:50:41 PM  

Barry McCockner: Fark, I am disappoint

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Something something the lords work and all that.
 
2019-01-21 05:52:01 PM  
Some of the more glamorous aspects of being Cabin Crew:
- Most crew aren't paid until the plane leaves the gate. So that whole cattle-herd boarding process and listening to you biatch at the gate counter? Basically slave labour.
- Income is capped by the number of hours you can fly in a month due to radiation. It's fewer hours than you think.
- Seniority rules. In most cases, you dont' get the sought-after routes until you are more senior than everyone else who wants it. So enjoy your thrice-weekly milk run of Seattle, Boise, Denver, Detroit and back again.
- Layovers are expensive, so they're kept short. 9 out of 10 times you get to fly "free" to Europe or Asia, you've likely got less than 12 hours to get to the hotel, check in, eat, sleep, prepare your uniform and report back to the airport. Doesn't leave a lot of time for vacationing.
 
2019-01-21 05:53:41 PM  

minorshan: There was a wheelchair bound guy on my college campus (UofAZ) in the early 2000's that would constantly asked to be pushed between the student union and main library (maybe a 5-8min walk, open grass all with sidewalks).

He appeared have MS and favored asking ladies. Eventually, it came out he was getting some women to take him into the bathroom and "helping" him pee, up to handling his equipment. Then he'd get hard and moan.

I have no idea how anyone let it go that far. He was handled by campus police when this came out and never saw him again.

Disability or no, he was a POS and so is this guy. There's no way this was all accidental.


Instead of marching him off of campus, they probably towed him away with one of their golf carts.
 
2019-01-21 05:54:19 PM  
And I get the stink eye when I ask if I can have the whole can of Diet Coke.
 
2019-01-21 05:55:52 PM  
As tiny as she looks I am surprised she didn't lose an arm in that sarlack pit.
 
2019-01-21 05:57:38 PM  
Think of the smel, she would have been up to her shoulder.
 
2019-01-21 05:59:36 PM  
Is it EVER glamorous?
 
2019-01-21 06:01:15 PM  

Barry McCockner: Fark, I am disappoint

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That's foreign airlines.

Domestic airlines......

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2019-01-21 06:01:41 PM  
Fat people do not produce good bacon.
It's too fatty.
 
2019-01-21 06:01:43 PM  

FlyingBacon: Wanna know more details... here is the link.

https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/eva-ai​r-infinity-mileagelands/1951989-br-fli​ght-attendant-sexually-harassed-gentle​man-disability-3.html


If this is all true, I'm curious if anyone has the authority to ban a guy like this from flying:

Pax History: [PAX = passenger]
Last assignment that any FA can remember with this guy is May of 2018 LAX-TPE-BKK. On that flight, the FA objected to helping him in the bathroom. He returns to his seat and proceeds to take #2 in the seat. The whole cabin proceeds to smell like this for the rest of the flight. A pax reportedly complains to the company and the Y crew is called in for a disciplinary hearing. There, they are warned and questioned as to why they affected other pax and did not instead agree so that no one else's experience would be ruined. FAs let off with a warning.
He pissed himself on another flight after they did not help him in the bathroom. The aircraft had to be pulled off the line so the seat trio could be removed and replaced.
He asked a Thai crew member on another flight to help clean and change his diaper. They refused and he proceeded to overflow his diaper into the cabin. Another pax complains and they are called in and warned again.
On another flight, he threatened to faint and lay in the cabin to make their lives worst if they did not help him.
On the connecting TPE-BKK flight, he spills juice into his crotch area and then demands they wipe it for him. They gave him napkins to clean himself, but he wants them to clean it and says "you can do better"
 
2019-01-21 06:09:09 PM  

jaytkay: FlyingBacon: Wanna know more details... here is the link.

https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/eva-ai​r-infinity-mileagelands/1951989-br-fli​ght-attendant-sexually-harassed-gentle​man-disability-3.html

If this is all true, I'm curious if anyone has the authority to ban a guy like this from flying:

Pax History: [PAX = passenger]
Last assignment that any FA can remember with this guy is May of 2018 LAX-TPE-BKK. On that flight, the FA objected to helping him in the bathroom. He returns to his seat and proceeds to take #2 in the seat. The whole cabin proceeds to smell like this for the rest of the flight. A pax reportedly complains to the company and the Y crew is called in for a disciplinary hearing. There, they are warned and questioned as to why they affected other pax and did not instead agree so that no one else's experience would be ruined. FAs let off with a warning.
He pissed himself on another flight after they did not help him in the bathroom. The aircraft had to be pulled off the line so the seat trio could be removed and replaced.
He asked a Thai crew member on another flight to help clean and change his diaper. They refused and he proceeded to overflow his diaper into the cabin. Another pax complains and they are called in and warned again.
On another flight, he threatened to faint and lay in the cabin to make their lives worst if they did not help him.
On the connecting TPE-BKK flight, he spills juice into his crotch area and then demands they wipe it for him. They gave him napkins to clean himself, but he wants them to clean it and says "you can do better"


He needs to bring a nurse with him.   FAs shouldnt be subjected to that shiat disability or not.  Come to think of it the rest of the plane shouldnt either as this seems to be a regular thing with him.
 
2019-01-21 06:10:28 PM  
Out of curiosity is anybody ever worked as part of the crew of a plane? Is this something that anybody would ever normally be asked to do? Is it even remotely in the job description?
 
2019-01-21 06:11:49 PM  

jaytkay: FlyingBacon: Wanna know more details... here is the link.

https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/eva-ai​r-infinity-mileagelands/1951989-br-fli​ght-attendant-sexually-harassed-gentle​man-disability-3.html

If this is all true, I'm curious if anyone has the authority to ban a guy like this from flying:

Pax History: [PAX = passenger]
Last assignment that any FA can remember with this guy is May of 2018 LAX-TPE-BKK. On that flight, the FA objected to helping him in the bathroom. He returns to his seat and proceeds to take #2 in the seat. The whole cabin proceeds to smell like this for the rest of the flight. A pax reportedly complains to the company and the Y crew is called in for a disciplinary hearing. There, they are warned and questioned as to why they affected other pax and did not instead agree so that no one else's experience would be ruined. FAs let off with a warning.
He pissed himself on another flight after they did not help him in the bathroom. The aircraft had to be pulled off the line so the seat trio could be removed and replaced.
He asked a Thai crew member on another flight to help clean and change his diaper. They refused and he proceeded to overflow his diaper into the cabin. Another pax complains and they are called in and warned again.
On another flight, he threatened to faint and lay in the cabin to make their lives worst if they did not help him.
On the connecting TPE-BKK flight, he spills juice into his crotch area and then demands they wipe it for him. They gave him napkins to clean himself, but he wants them to clean it and says "you can do better"


I'm surprised he can afford to fly as much as he does.
 
2019-01-21 06:12:15 PM  
Sorry, but if you cannot go to the bathroom by yourself (and you are not a small child or not traveling with a caregiver) you have no business flying.
 
2019-01-21 06:16:12 PM  

Mock26: Sorry, but if you cannot go to the bathroom by yourself (and you are not a small child or not traveling with a caregiver) you have no business flying.


Agreed. Either arrange for someone to fly with you to help, or don't travel. Forcing a flight attendant does not count as having made arrangements.
 
2019-01-21 06:19:32 PM  
This guy is a menace. Holy sh*t.
 
2019-01-21 06:24:35 PM  

ansius: lolmao500: What kind of prehistoric country uses stones as a measure of weight? Oh thats right, the country with a royal family.

What kind of prehistoric country uses pounds as a measure of weight?

or miles, feet, ounces?


The kind that permanently kicked the other country off the continent.
 
2019-01-21 06:25:07 PM  
unholy shiat.
 
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