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(Entertainment Weekly)   You don't want to smell Sansa Stark's hair. You really don't   (ew.com) divider line
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2019-01-18 10:16:47 AM  
Does it...Reek?

*runs away*
 
2019-01-18 10:53:31 AM  
An anagram for Sansa Stark is Arkansas St.

Sorry, the best smelly hair joke was already taken.
 
2019-01-18 10:57:56 AM  
On her head?
 
2019-01-18 11:03:32 AM  
You don't know me, subby. Speak for yourself.
 
2019-01-18 11:09:39 AM  
Which hair?
 
2019-01-18 11:09:40 AM  
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2019-01-18 11:10:50 AM  
i'd rather smell misundei's hair
 
2019-01-18 11:12:20 AM  
There is nothing I wouldn't smell on that woman.

Except my cologne unfortunately.
 
2019-01-18 11:13:11 AM  

gopher321: Does it...Reek?

*runs away*


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2019-01-18 11:13:25 AM  

gopher321: Does it...Reek?

*runs away*


thread done.  can't trump this one.
 
2019-01-18 11:20:38 AM  
I thought it smells like heaven.

https://goo.gl/images/qpXgss
 
2019-01-18 11:26:01 AM  
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2019-01-18 11:26:59 AM  

brizzle365: i'd rather smell misundei's hair


This is the correct, albeit creepy, answer.

/Missandei
 
2019-01-18 11:34:13 AM  
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2019-01-18 11:35:12 AM  
I'm willing to take my chances
 
2019-01-18 11:38:50 AM  
Meh, I have my own under-washed redhead to sniff at home.

/it's like snorting drugs
//mmmh, drugs
 
2019-01-18 11:38:54 AM  
She is pretty.
 
2019-01-18 11:41:13 AM  
I'll take one for the team.
 
2019-01-18 11:43:02 AM  
I read headline as "You don't want to smell Sansa Stark's chair."

And I was all like

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2019-01-18 11:48:03 AM  

devilEther: [img.fark.net image 850x1062]


She oddly doesn't do much for me despite my complete adoration of redheads, and I don't tend to like heavy makeup, but she looks damned gorgeous in this one. The vaguely gothy look suits her well. Put one of those black chokers that were trendy in the 90s on her and it would be perfect.
 
2019-01-18 11:49:19 AM  
Meh, I haven't 'washed' my hair in almost 2 years now, scalp and hair have never been healthier.
I do rinse it once or twice a week, but no hair care products at all.

/The first couple of weeks were kinda funky while my body adjusted to the fact that I wasn't stripping the oil out on a daily basis.
 
2019-01-18 11:57:25 AM  
I'd still smell and caress her hair no matter what, that girl is beautiful.

I'd also like to do something along these lines as well...

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2019-01-18 11:58:32 AM  
All the costumes and makeup etc are so amazing on GOT, but whoever did the wigs should be fed to dragons. They are so totally awful and fake-looking, especially on the Dragon siblings and the red witch lady.
 
2019-01-18 11:58:34 AM  

seapig: I'd still smell and caress her hair no matter what, that girl is beautiful.

I'd also like to do something along these lines as well...

[img.fark.net image 356x200]


The full Nunes?
 
2019-01-18 12:00:53 PM  

shoegaze99: devilEther: [img.fark.net image 850x1062]

She oddly doesn't do much for me despite my complete adoration of redheads, and I don't tend to like heavy makeup, but she looks damned gorgeous in this one. The vaguely gothy look suits her well. Put one of those black chokers that were trendy in the 90s on her and it would be perfect.


That was last Halloween when she dressed as Morticia Addams.

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2019-01-18 12:00:58 PM  

Nurglitch: seapig: I'd still smell and caress her hair no matter what, that girl is beautiful.

I'd also like to do something along these lines as well...

[img.fark.net image 356x200]

The full Nunes?


Ha. Indeed!

In all seriousness though I wanted to be as graphic as possible without a ban. Who knows, maybe I'll still earn one if someone's feeling prudish enough!
 
2019-01-18 12:41:52 PM  
He smelled the honey all up in her hair...
 
2019-01-18 12:44:38 PM  

devilEther: That was last Halloween when she dressed as Morticia Addams.


Well now I just feel weird.
 
2019-01-18 12:50:34 PM  

Mr Tarantula: brizzle365: i'd rather smell misundei's hair

This is the correct, albeit creepy, answer.

/Missandei


I mean, if she got it on with a dude with no junk, then there has to be hope for me!
 
2019-01-18 01:03:38 PM  

seapig: I'd still smell and caress her hair no matter what, that girl is beautiful.

I'd also like to do something along these lines as well...

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Whoa, Devin Nunes is a Farker after all!
 
2019-01-18 01:08:45 PM  

mrsleep: Meh, I haven't 'washed' my hair in almost 2 years now, scalp and hair have never been healthier.
I do rinse it once or twice a week, but no hair care products at all.

/The first couple of weeks were kinda funky while my body adjusted to the fact that I wasn't stripping the oil out on a daily basis.


Please explain to me why this isn't gross?

/Srsly curious.
 
2019-01-18 01:14:12 PM  

Frothy Panties: mrsleep: Meh, I haven't 'washed' my hair in almost 2 years now, scalp and hair have never been healthier.
I do rinse it once or twice a week, but no hair care products at all.

/The first couple of weeks were kinda funky while my body adjusted to the fact that I wasn't stripping the oil out on a daily basis.

Please explain to me why this isn't gross?

/Srsly curious.


I have curly hair, and it's always been completely unmanageable. After getting fed up and doing some research, I started washing my hair only twice a week, and only using conditioner. The oils in the conditioner break down oils in your hair (like dissolves like) and most of it rinses away. Haven't used shampoo since.

It only took a couple of weeks for my head to get used to it, but some people produce more or less oil, so YMMV. After adjusting, some people may not need to wash much at all. I've never heard of not using any product ever though.
 
2019-01-18 01:23:48 PM  
I'm getting tired of these GoT stealth marketing articles already and they're only going to get more and more prevelant the closer we get to the new season.

Besides, Vikings is better.
 
2019-01-18 01:24:13 PM  

Mr Tarantula: Frothy Panties: mrsleep: Meh, I haven't 'washed' my hair in almost 2 years now, scalp and hair have never been healthier.
I do rinse it once or twice a week, but no hair care products at all.

/The first couple of weeks were kinda funky while my body adjusted to the fact that I wasn't stripping the oil out on a daily basis.

Please explain to me why this isn't gross?

/Srsly curious.

I have curly hair, and it's always been completely unmanageable.


Couldn't you do what we all do and shave it off? The only downside is getting called a nazi skinhead.
 
2019-01-18 01:34:09 PM  
"I've got a package here for a Sansa....Stank."
 
2019-01-18 01:35:08 PM  

mrsleep: Meh, I haven't 'washed' my hair in almost 2 years now, scalp and hair have never been healthier.
I do rinse it once or twice a week, but no hair care products at all.

/The first couple of weeks were kinda funky while my body adjusted to the fact that I wasn't stripping the oil out on a daily basis.


Being bald doesn't count.
 
2019-01-18 01:35:23 PM  

comrade: I'm getting tired of these GoT stealth marketing articles already and they're only going to get more and more prevelant the closer we get to the new season.

Besides, Vikings is better.


While I don't value your opinion, Im going to go ahead and say that you are wrong.
 
2019-01-18 01:55:01 PM  
Being balled sure does.
 
2019-01-18 01:56:11 PM  

Cheese eating surrender monkey: Mr Tarantula: Frothy Panties: mrsleep: Meh, I haven't 'washed' my hair in almost 2 years now, scalp and hair have never been healthier.
I do rinse it once or twice a week, but no hair care products at all.

/The first couple of weeks were kinda funky while my body adjusted to the fact that I wasn't stripping the oil out on a daily basis.

Please explain to me why this isn't gross?

/Srsly curious.

I have curly hair, and it's always been completely unmanageable.

Couldn't you do what we all do and shave it off? The only downside is getting called a nazi skinhead.


And being cold. And getting sunburn on your dome. And not having a glorious head of beautiful locks, the envy of men and women alike.

Seriously, though, I have a weirdly shaped giant noggin. I'd look terrible bald. But really short doesn't work either because when my hair is short it just sticks straight out like a goddamn dandelion.

The routine is easy. My biggest problem before was that it was entirely unpredictable. One day I'd look okay, the next I'd look like an alpaca in a windstorm. Product alone couldn't control it. Every day was rolling the dice. Every haircut was rolling the dice between "okay I guess" and "holy shiat that's bad" because most people can't cut curly hair right. Once I started going to a stylist that specializes in curly hair things got a lot better. I almost don't get anxious when I go to get it cut.

tl;dr
Wonky giant head, uneducated barbers/stylists
 
2019-01-18 02:58:19 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: I read headline as "You don't want to smell Sansa Stark's chair."

And I was all like

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CSB time...
While putting myself through college I worked IT that supported law firms throughout a major city. We'd do massive server integration and PC updates and it was quite the orchestra.
Anyway....I was doing some PC work at a paralegal's desk and had to crawl under the desk to retrieve cables. (Mind, this was on the weekend, so no employees.)
While climbing out from under the desk I had to pretty much faceplant into the desk chair....and got a huge whiff of the seating surface.

It wasn't offending, it was flat-out revolting. Imagine the world's worst feminine smell, magnify by infinity, then apply liberally. As I was already in the kneeling, bowl-hugging position, I nearly projectile-vomited then and there. It was BRUTAL. My curse has always been an insane sense of smell and pungent things (especially women's perfumes) literally burn themselves into my olfactory and I'm stuck with them for hours.
I would later meet up with coworkers (as we moves throughout the offices) and one wanted to send me home as I looked so pale.


/CSB
 
2019-01-18 03:12:07 PM  
 
2019-01-18 03:18:20 PM  

Arab Lover: fastfxr:

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I  myself, cannot.
 
2019-01-18 03:37:17 PM  

comrade: I'm getting tired of these GoT stealth marketing articles already and they're only going to get more and more prevelant the closer we get to the new season.

Besides, Vikings is better.


IDK about better, but I do really like Vikings too.
 
2019-01-18 03:42:09 PM  

fastfxr: SpecialSnowFlake: I read headline as "You don't want to smell Sansa Stark's chair."

And I was all like

[img.fark.net image 498x280]

CSB time...
While putting myself through college I worked IT that supported law firms throughout a major city. We'd do massive server integration and PC updates and it was quite the orchestra.
Anyway....I was doing some PC work at a paralegal's desk and had to crawl under the desk to retrieve cables. (Mind, this was on the weekend, so no employees.)
While climbing out from under the desk I had to pretty much faceplant into the desk chair....and got a huge whiff of the seating surface.

It wasn't offending, it was flat-out revolting. Imagine the world's worst feminine smell, magnify by infinity, then apply liberally. As I was already in the kneeling, bowl-hugging position, I nearly projectile-vomited then and there. It was BRUTAL. My curse has always been an insane sense of smell and pungent things (especially women's perfumes) literally burn themselves into my olfactory and I'm stuck with them for hours.
I would later meet up with coworkers (as we moves throughout the offices) and one wanted to send me home as I looked so pale.


/CSB



You went back for a second whiff, didn't you?
 
2019-01-18 04:18:23 PM  

fastfxr: SpecialSnowFlake: I read headline as "You don't want to smell Sansa Stark's chair."

And I was all like

[img.fark.net image 498x280]

CSB time...
While putting myself through college I worked IT that supported law firms throughout a major city. We'd do massive server integration and PC updates and it was quite the orchestra.
Anyway....I was doing some PC work at a paralegal's desk and had to crawl under the desk to retrieve cables. (Mind, this was on the weekend, so no employees.)
While climbing out from under the desk I had to pretty much faceplant into the desk chair....and got a huge whiff of the seating surface.

It wasn't offending, it was flat-out revolting. Imagine the world's worst feminine smell, magnify by infinity, then apply liberally. As I was already in the kneeling, bowl-hugging position, I nearly projectile-vomited then and there. It was BRUTAL. My curse has always been an insane sense of smell and pungent things (especially women's perfumes) literally burn themselves into my olfactory and I'm stuck with them for hours.
I would later meet up with coworkers (as we moves throughout the offices) and one wanted to send me home as I looked so pale.


/CSB


Serious question - was she pretty?
 
2019-01-18 05:00:46 PM  
Subby has clearly never met me before.
 
2019-01-18 05:01:18 PM  

devilEther: shoegaze99: devilEther: [img.fark.net image 850x1062]

She oddly doesn't do much for me despite my complete adoration of redheads, and I don't tend to like heavy makeup, but she looks damned gorgeous in this one. The vaguely gothy look suits her well. Put one of those black chokers that were trendy in the 90s on her and it would be perfect.

That was last Halloween when she dressed as Morticia Addams.

[img.fark.net image 468x468]


I feel a way about this.
 
kab
2019-01-18 05:25:40 PM  
Subby, you are flat out incorrect.
 
2019-01-18 05:26:32 PM  
Ok. Jon or Khal Drogo (before his deadly infection) it is, then!  Oh, and the original actor for Daario

Though if we're talking women from GoT, Dany's handmaiden from season one, the one who teaches Dany the art of seduction and boning. She's absolutely gorgeous.
 
2019-01-18 05:28:11 PM  
i can't believe no one did this yet.

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