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    More: News, Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom, Prince Philip, Queen Elizabeth II, George VI of the United Kingdom, minor injuries, Last fall, Local police, Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon  
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2019-01-17 03:35:53 PM  
I know it would be expensive, but he should hire a driver.
 
2019-01-17 04:54:18 PM  
I'm not sure "97-year old gets lost on way to farmers' market" deserves a "news" tag, subs...
 
2019-01-17 05:16:58 PM  
Driving at 97? He needs to change his title from the Duke of Edinburgh to Duke of Hazzard.
 
2019-01-17 05:24:50 PM  
He's suppose to die quietly in bed...
 
2019-01-17 05:30:35 PM  
Not sure "Prince Poupon" is appropriate.

/depends
 
2019-01-17 05:40:23 PM  
Someone is gonna get canned.
 
2019-01-17 05:40:24 PM  
A 97 year old in a wreck violent enough to overturn a big SUV and uninjured?  That dude must be a hale 97.
 
2019-01-17 05:41:53 PM  
My god that wreck did a number on him

He was unhurt

Then what the hell did THAT to him??
 
2019-01-17 05:43:48 PM  
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2019-01-17 05:44:15 PM  
...
Let him out?
Do we need the jaws of life?
 
2019-01-17 05:44:16 PM  

TorpedoOrca: My god that wreck did a number on him

He was unhurt

Then what the hell did THAT to him??


97
 
2019-01-17 05:44:57 PM  

TorpedoOrca: My god that wreck did a number on him

He was unhurt

Then what the hell did THAT to him??


Time
 
2019-01-17 05:46:50 PM  
he's done worse

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2019-01-17 05:47:25 PM  
Wanted for questioning ...

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If you've seen this man do not approach. He's a very silly person.

/ Couldn't find any carriage flipping gifs, my failure is palpable.
 
2019-01-17 05:48:36 PM  
Time to get him to surrender his automobile keys.
Probably a good idea to get him to give up any motorized vehicle keys.
 
2019-01-17 05:49:40 PM  
They've warned him to stop racing for pink slips.
 
2019-01-17 05:50:50 PM  

Tanqueray: I know it would be expensive, but he should hire a driver.


QEII still drives herself around the Sandringham area in *her* Range Rover, as far as I recall... and has picked up a few warnings and citations for excessive speed, as well (apparently one of the hazing methods for new Police Constables in the area is to send them out on traffic patrol near Sandringham... *without* warning them that the Queen just might be driving herself around the area that day).
 
2019-01-17 05:52:08 PM  

strapp3r: he's done worse

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I've seen that series of pics a bunch here.  I have to assume that the pics are real and what they are showing is exactly what we think they are showing.  I don't see how they could be interpreted in any other way.  Just goes to show, no matter who you are, your butt still stinks.  And is funny.
 
2019-01-17 05:52:13 PM  

TorpedoOrca: My god that wreck did a number on him

He was unhurt

Then what the hell did THAT to him??


We all know the answer to that question...

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2019-01-17 05:53:05 PM  
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Wanted for questioning
 
2019-01-17 05:53:29 PM  
"Is he alive?
Then I'm not farking re-recording ANYTHING, darling."

- Elton John, reached by phone
 
2019-01-17 05:56:42 PM  
Not the first time he has been in an incident on the way to Sandringham.  He rear ended a car in the little town next to where I was stationed around 2000 or so.  In Suffolk, but very near the Norfolk border.
 
2019-01-17 05:57:07 PM  
That settles it. He's unbreakable.
 
2019-01-17 05:59:25 PM  

cretinbob: [media.giphy.com image 300x167]


And, yet, here you are.
 
2019-01-17 06:02:07 PM  

Pontifex333: TorpedoOrca: My god that wreck did a number on him

He was unhurt

Then what the hell did THAT to him??

We all know the answer to that question...

[img.fark.net image 300x480]


Tanquery and tonic...

The Gourds - Gin and Juice
Youtube H4hGSR5njZE
 
2019-01-17 06:14:56 PM  
Prince Philip was attempting to pull out of a driveway when the crash occurred, the BBC reported. Pictures from the scene show his black Range Rover overturned.

I assume in a situation like that, he mistook the brake for the accelerator.  Either that, or he was wanting to get the hell out of Dodge.  How fast do you have to be doing to roll a Range Rover coming out of the driveway?
 
2019-01-17 06:16:32 PM  
The IRA finally got him.
 
2019-01-17 06:21:29 PM  

almejita: Pontifex333: TorpedoOrca: My god that wreck did a number on him

He was unhurt

Then what the hell did THAT to him??

We all know the answer to that question...

[img.fark.net image 300x480]

Tanquery and tonic...

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/H4hGSR5n​jZE]


I see that and raise you a....
Richard Cheese 'Gin And Juice'
Youtube 7qQKnTthuac
 
2019-01-17 06:26:25 PM  

ansius: The IRA finally got him.


No, his 401k is untouched.
 
2019-01-17 06:29:19 PM  

Dangerous_sociopath: almejita: Pontifex333: TorpedoOrca: My god that wreck did a number on him

He was unhurt

Then what the hell did THAT to him??

We all know the answer to that question...

[img.fark.net image 300x480]

Tanquery and tonic...

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/H4hGSR5n​jZE]

I see that and raise you a....
[Youtube 7qQKnTthuac image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/7qQKnTth​uac]


LOL nice
Never seen that
 
2019-01-17 06:31:31 PM  

Dangerous_sociopath: almejita: Pontifex333: TorpedoOrca: My god that wreck did a number on him

He was unhurt

Then what the hell did THAT to him??

We all know the answer to that question...

[img.fark.net image 300x480]

Tanquery and tonic...

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/H4hGSR5n​jZE]

I see that and raise you a....
[YouTube video: Richard Cheese 'Gin And Juice']


LMAO!!  Forgot how much I enjoy that guy. His version of "Nookie" had me in tears.
 
2019-01-17 06:34:12 PM  

strapp3r: he's done worse

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I was actually wondering if that might have been a contributing factor in the accident.
 
2019-01-17 06:38:53 PM  
It's a Land Rover Freelander not a Range Rover. So there.
 
2019-01-17 06:39:55 PM  

TorpedoOrca: My god that wreck did a number on him

He was unhurt

Then what the hell did THAT to him??


Whisky
 
2019-01-17 06:45:43 PM  

Trik: Time to get him to surrender his automobile keys.
Probably a good idea to get him to give up any motorized vehicle keys.


FFS, Phil. Gimme the keys!
Two people in the other vehicle were treated at the scene. What if he did indeed mistake the accelerator for the brake? He was in a Range Rover built like a tank. He's lucky he didn't smash into a Mini Cooper with two toddlers in the back and seriously injure or kill someone.
//had to take away Dad's keys several years ago. He's 92, Parkinson's.
 
2019-01-17 06:46:50 PM  

Tergiversada: Trik: Time to get him to surrender his automobile keys.
Probably a good idea to get him to give up any motorized vehicle keys.

FFS, Phil. Gimme the keys!
Two people in the other vehicle were treated at the scene. What if he did indeed mistake the accelerator for the brake? He was in a Range Rover built like a tank. He's lucky he didn't smash into a Mini Cooper with two toddlers in the back and seriously injure or kill someone.
//had to take away Dad's keys several years ago. He's 92, Parkinson's.


Land Rover Freelander built like a tank.
 
2019-01-17 06:47:49 PM  

almejita: Pontifex333: TorpedoOrca: My god that wreck did a number on him

He was unhurt

Then what the hell did THAT to him??

We all know the answer to that question...

[img.fark.net image 300x480]

Tanquery and tonic...

[YouTube video: The Gourds - Gin and Juice]


No you have to go with the classier..

Gordon's
 
2019-01-17 06:56:27 PM  
How not to do a J Turn in your New Range Rover 😂😂😂
Youtube ocjZwAh_QKY
/ new Range Rover gone in 30 seconds...
 
2019-01-17 06:56:34 PM  
LOL on your tagline, subby.
 
2019-01-17 07:01:11 PM  

Pontifex333: TorpedoOrca: My god that wreck did a number on him

He was unhurt

Then what the hell did THAT to him??

We all know the answer to that question...

[img.fark.net image 300x480]


Oh my... I want some!

/stop posting Gin and rum!
//I am trying to stay sober.
 
2019-01-17 07:01:19 PM  

nanim: [YouTube video: How not to do a J Turn in your New Range Rover 😂😂😂]/ new Range Rover gone in 30 seconds...


Holy shiat, WTF
 
2019-01-17 07:04:25 PM  

fat boy: Driving at 97? He needs to change his title from the Duke of Edinburgh to Duke of Hazzard.


I think I peed a little! Well done!
 
2019-01-17 07:05:39 PM  
Maybe he should drive this.
 
2019-01-17 07:06:29 PM  
GD! Add the pic dingleberry!

Maybe he should drive this.

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2019-01-17 07:08:09 PM  

fonebone77: A 97 year old in a wreck violent enough to overturn a big SUV and uninjured?  That dude must be a hale 97.


Well, he is a god
 
2019-01-17 07:15:27 PM  
His wish is to come back as a virus and kill as many humans as possible. Can you imagine being expected to respect someone with that kind of contempt for you?
 
2019-01-17 07:25:45 PM  
PUH-LEEEEEZE tell me he made a off-colour gaff comment to the other people at the scene!
'There was a time in this bloody country when car-ownership was forbidden for you working-class yobs!'
 
2019-01-17 07:26:15 PM  
Fox isn't "News" submitter.
 
2019-01-17 07:27:13 PM  

TorpedoOrca: My god that wreck did a number on him

He was unhurt

Then what the hell did THAT to him??


Old age.
 
2019-01-17 07:36:50 PM  

nanim: [YouTube video: How not to do a J Turn in your New Range Rover 😂😂😂]/ new Range Rover gone in 30 seconds...


It's a good thing that the unsecured subwoofer box he/she had in the back fell out of the broken tailgate window. It could've just as easily became part of the side of their face in a rollover crash.

/Former custom car stereo installer.
//Don't gots enough of da' slashies for three.
 
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