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5051 clicks; posted to Politics » on 17 Jan 2019 at 12:16 PM (26 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-01-17 11:22:35 AM  
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2019-01-17 11:36:07 AM  
If I did what he did I don't know if I could go home and look my daughter in the face.

Then again if I was him I think I'd have trouble looking my daughter in the face no matter what I did.
 
2019-01-17 11:39:15 AM  
You really want to mention Wimpy when your Glorious Leader just offered up hamderpers on White House silver?  You want to remind people of THAT display of class and taste?
 
2019-01-17 11:39:21 AM  
Classic joke format, man:
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1)"What do you call-" set up

2)Tangential political complaint

3)Punchline (that seems to be an unfunny playground insult)

4)Clarification that punchline was meant to refer to mildly beloved character from a cartoon that was cancelled 57 years ago

5)Explanation of punchline by repeating ancient cartoon catchphrase, only with politics references added in

6)Extend explanation of punchline by confusingly implying the existence of a "Do DACA and then later we'll give you a wall" deal that has never been proposed

7)Exclamation mark so they know the joke is done now and they should laugh
 
2019-01-17 11:39:26 AM  

This Is Bold Text: If I did what he did I don't know if I could go home and look my daughter in the face.

Then again if I was him I think I'd have trouble looking my daughter in the face no matter what I did.


If its any consolation, she probably has a hard time looking him in the face, too.
 
2019-01-17 11:39:46 AM  
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2019-01-17 11:45:28 AM  

naughtyrev: This Is Bold Text: If I did what he did I don't know if I could go home and look my daughter in the face.

Then again if I was him I think I'd have trouble looking my daughter in the face no matter what I did.

If its any consolation, she probably has a hard time looking him in the face, too.


I see what you did there.

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And over there.
 
2019-01-17 11:46:05 AM  

This Is Bold Text: If I did what he did I don't know if I could go home and look my daughter in the face.

Then again if I was him I think I'd have trouble looking my daughter in the face no matter what I did.


We ALL have trouble looking his daughter in the face.
 
2019-01-17 11:47:17 AM  
This is why there's no Daily Show, Colbert Report, Real Time, or Full Frontal on the right.
 
2019-01-17 11:47:48 AM  
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2019-01-17 11:49:49 AM  
Well it's not dog hanging unfunny
 
2019-01-17 11:50:40 AM  
/don't get it
 
2019-01-17 11:52:12 AM  
Anyone under 50: What does a fried chicken company have to do with non-assertive kids?
 
2019-01-17 12:03:29 PM  
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2019-01-17 12:04:13 PM  
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2019-01-17 12:11:06 PM  
You can literally hear Huckabee's remaining brain cells sputter reading that.
 
2019-01-17 12:15:53 PM  
If you have to explain the joke, the joke is a failure.
 
2019-01-17 12:16:56 PM  

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What the f*ck is that red patty under the burger?

Is that a red crayon patty?
 
2019-01-17 12:18:19 PM  
I laughed.
 
2019-01-17 12:18:56 PM  

This Is Bold Text: If I did what he did I don't know if I could go home and look my daughter in the face.

Then again if I was him I think I'd have trouble looking my daughter in the face no matter what I did.


It's hard to do when they have a wonky eye, you keep turning around to see what they are looking at.
 
2019-01-17 12:18:56 PM  

Shostie: SurfaceTension: [thesun.co.uk image 750x500]

What the f*ck is that red patty under the burger?

Is that a red crayon patty?


I think...I think it's a hot dog.

*sound of screeching tires*
 
2019-01-17 12:18:59 PM  

This Is Bold Text: If I did what he did I don't know if I could go home and look my daughter in the face.

Then again if I was him I think I'd have trouble looking my daughter in the face no matter what I did.


*wipes away tear
Magnificient
 
2019-01-17 12:19:03 PM  
HAHAHAHA YOU KNOW THAT CARTOON THAT ALL THE KIDS ARE WATCHING?  THE POPEYE?  HAHAHAHA THIS IS GREAT STUF RIGHT HERE!
 
2019-01-17 12:19:07 PM  
Pathetic, but who's surprised?
 
2019-01-17 12:19:27 PM  
I think there's a rule about not calling out certain Farkers in the headline.
 
2019-01-17 12:19:31 PM  
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Click pops to video.
It...
You've been warned.
 
2019-01-17 12:19:47 PM  

WandofFrost: I laughed.


Nobody here is surprised at this revelation...
 
2019-01-17 12:19:53 PM  
Having to explain a joke after you tell it is bad. Having to explain a joke before you tell it is worse.
 
2019-01-17 12:19:55 PM  
It's funny because Trump and Huckabee's daughter were squaring off like hungry dogs over the last cold BigMac
 
2019-01-17 12:19:58 PM  
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*snert*
 
2019-01-17 12:20:02 PM  
"How Not To Tell Jokes"

By Mike Huckabee
Illustrations by Ben Garrison
 
2019-01-17 12:20:10 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:


I will gladly pay my federal employees on Tuesday for a self serving, waste of money today.
 
2019-01-17 12:20:10 PM  
Oh, come on, Republicans claim to be the party of racists and you get that far back into the cartoon timeline and you don't even do a Bosko reference?  Herbie the Dinosaur is furious.
 
2019-01-17 12:20:10 PM  
You mean like after the great recession?

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2019-01-17 12:20:39 PM  
I'd say "Don't quite your day job Mike", but please, quit your day job.
 
2019-01-17 12:20:59 PM  
Whoever told Huckabee that he is funny must truly hate him.
 
2019-01-17 12:21:00 PM  
AOC might have some real competition here.

What if the GOP decides get Mike to teach the other R's how to own us Libs on social media.

We might be in real problems.
 
2019-01-17 12:21:06 PM  
CONservatives laugh hardest when u ask them if they have any values besides greed and self centeredness. that gets them rolling.
 
2019-01-17 12:21:09 PM  
And how much glue did huckabee eat before typing up that "joke"?

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2019-01-17 12:21:12 PM  
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2019-01-17 12:21:25 PM  
I have a word for people who hate Donald Trump: Americans

You are supposed to hate pussy grabbers. It's normal and healthy.
 
2019-01-17 12:21:32 PM  

WandofFrost: I laughed.


Liar.
 
2019-01-17 12:21:55 PM  
Isn't he a Quiverfull guy?  I guess Sarah's uterus is broken since she doesn't have 18 kids.  Thanks for that one, Jesus!
 
2019-01-17 12:21:58 PM  
I actually sucked milk up through my nose on that one
 
2019-01-17 12:22:10 PM  
LOL.

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2019-01-17 12:22:19 PM  

WandofFrost: I laughed.


So are the rest of us.

But not with you...
 
2019-01-17 12:22:24 PM  
Even Dad jokes look down on conservatives humor.
 
2019-01-17 12:22:25 PM  

WandofFrost: I laughed.


My condolences.  But perhaps you'll get better someday.
 
2019-01-17 12:22:40 PM  
The power and glory of what now?
 
2019-01-17 12:22:45 PM  

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who would put the cheese under the meat? that's not how cheeseburgers work!
 
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