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2019-01-17 06:46:52 AM  
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2019-01-17 06:47:13 AM  
the entire group is crooked as a dog's hind leg.
 
2019-01-17 06:52:15 AM  
FTA: In his Trump Organization office, Mr. Cohen surprised the man, John Gauger, by giving him a blue Walmart bag containing between $12,000 and $13,000 in cash and, randomly, a boxing glove that Mr. Cohen said had been worn by a Brazilian mixed-martial arts fighter, Mr. Gauger said.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2019-01-17 06:59:35 AM  
Paying a contractor with cash in a bag?  Yeah, I'm guessing there are probably some campaign finance rules against that sort of thing...
 
2019-01-17 07:03:46 AM  

OldRod: Paying a contractor with cash in a bag?  Yeah, I'm guessing there are probably some campaign finance rules against that sort of thing...


OBAMA DID IT TOO!!!!111!!!ONE111!!!!
 
2019-01-17 07:08:07 AM  
Donald Trump tried to commission me to draw his fursona. He handled business through a surrogate, Michael Cohen, who tried paying me with a bucket full of quarters, which fell $25 dollars short of my usual price. He also, perplexingly enough, gave me an autographed picture of Dave Coulier from Full House.

Naturally, Donald Trump has never responded to my notes. So instead of drawing him as the lion he requested, I drew as a gerbil.
 
2019-01-17 07:10:06 AM  
well this certainly explains how he wasn't tossed aside as another joke candidate
 
2019-01-17 07:18:00 AM  
Do we ever reach a point where we can petition to have the election thrown out and have a new one?  Because, I think we're heading to that point...
 
2019-01-17 07:23:04 AM  

FlashHarry: FTA: In his Trump Organization office, Mr. Cohen surprised the man, John Gauger, by giving him a blue Walmart bag containing between $12,000 and $13,000 in cash and, randomly, a boxing glove that Mr. Cohen said had been worn by a Brazilian mixed-martial arts fighter, Mr. Gauger said.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA


Seriously. I thought you were supposed to be classy and at least use one of those nice canvas totes from Whole Foods.
 
2019-01-17 07:24:04 AM  
Trump did like saying, "The polls are rigged!"
 
2019-01-17 07:27:57 AM  

incendi: Trump did like saying, "The polls are rigged!"


Once again proving the theory that Republicans are guilty of everything they accuse others of doing.
 
2019-01-17 07:40:06 AM  

NewportBarGuy: incendi: Trump did like saying, "The polls are rigged!"

Once again proving the theory that Republicans are guilty of everything they accuse others of doing.


Which also means that Donald has been heavily involved in human trafficking, tying up women in the backseat of cars with blue tape over their mouth's.
 
2019-01-17 07:51:28 AM  
Has that fat sack of stupid ever paid for anything?
 
2019-01-17 07:53:01 AM  

NewportBarGuy: incendi: Trump did like saying, "The polls are rigged!"

Once again proving the theory that Republicans are guilty of everything they accuse others of doing.


I want the trial(s) to end like the verdict in The Producers: "Your Honor, we find the defendants *incredibly* guilty."
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/Yes, that's Bill Macy, who played Maude's
husband
 
2019-01-17 07:53:28 AM  

Miss5280: NewportBarGuy: incendi: Trump did like saying, "The polls are rigged!"

Once again proving the theory that Republicans are guilty of everything they accuse others of doing.

Which also means that Donald has been heavily involved in human trafficking, tying up women in the backseat of cars with blue tape over their mouth's.


MOUTHS. no apostrophe. Stupid autocorrect.
 
2019-01-17 08:08:19 AM  
John Gauger is Chief Information Officer at @JerryFalwellJr 's Liberty University.
Gauger's company Red Finch Solutions was contracted by Cohen to rig polls for Trump.
Also, Cohen's Essential Consultants, LLC used to redirect to https://t.co/aVVzAaepUQ🧐https://t.c​o/085Rz5U4uH
- 📯 ArleBear (@ArleBear) January 17, 2019

/and here's the Jerry Falwell Jr/LibertyU connection
 
2019-01-17 08:09:47 AM  

bloobeary: Has that fat sack of stupid ever paid for anything?


Mail-order brides.
 
2019-01-17 08:17:08 AM  

MattytheMouse: Donald Trump tried to commission me to draw his fursona. He handled business through a surrogate, Michael Cohen, who tried paying me with a bucket full of quarters, which fell $25 dollars short of my usual price. He also, perplexingly enough, gave me an autographed picture of Dave Coulier from Full House.

Naturally, Donald Trump has never responded to my notes. So instead of drawing him as the lion he requested, I drew as a gerbil.


Total side note, but you do commissions? We need to talk!
 
2019-01-17 08:22:36 AM  

adamgreeney: MattytheMouse: Donald Trump tried to commission me to draw his fursona. He handled business through a surrogate, Michael Cohen, who tried paying me with a bucket full of quarters, which fell $25 dollars short of my usual price. He also, perplexingly enough, gave me an autographed picture of Dave Coulier from Full House.

Naturally, Donald Trump has never responded to my notes. So instead of drawing him as the lion he requested, I drew as a gerbil.

Total side note, but you do commissions? We need to talk!


I've got a couple of projects on my plate already, but shoot me an email! =>
 
2019-01-17 08:23:20 AM  
Christ, these guys couldn't properly organize an orgy in a brothel.
 
2019-01-17 08:25:26 AM  

OldRod: Paying a contractor with cash in a bag?  Yeah, I'm guessing there are probably some campaign finance rules against that sort of thing...


Paying in cash isn't against any rule that I know of, but not reporting the payment  as a campaign related expense is. Using cash so there won't be a paper trail merely is a screaming, flashing banner that you intended to hide it and are actively doing so. This is sometimes referred to as "consciousness of guilt".

Then there's the little matter of shamelessly creating fake news to manipulate the election. Does this constitute criminal fraud, or should they only go down for the campaign finance violation?
 
2019-01-17 08:25:57 AM  

naughtyrev: Christ, these guys couldn't properly organize an orgy in a brothel.


To be fair, orgies are really hard to organize. You try finding a sound proof room that's also well-ventilated, and don't get me started on catering!
 
2019-01-17 08:28:01 AM  

FlashHarry: FTA: In his Trump Organization office, Mr. Cohen surprised the man, John Gauger, by giving him a blue Walmart bag containing between $12,000 and $13,000 in cash and, randomly, a boxing glove that Mr. Cohen said had been worn by a Brazilian mixed-martial arts fighter, Mr. Gauger said.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA


Christ..I wonder how many books it would take to cover all this bullshiat.
 
2019-01-17 08:28:19 AM  
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2019-01-17 08:29:34 AM  

Miss5280: NewportBarGuy: incendi: Trump did like saying, "The polls are rigged!"

Once again proving the theory that Republicans are guilty of everything they accuse others of doing.

Which also means that Donald has been heavily involved in human trafficking, tying up women in the backseat of cars with blue tape over their mouth's.


That's what he calls a first date.
 
2019-01-17 08:31:14 AM  
Liberty U.
Behold these 10   (psst)
these 9   (psst)
these 8   (psst)

liberals suck
 
2019-01-17 08:31:23 AM  

MattytheMouse: Donald Trump tried to commission me to draw his fursona. He handled business through a surrogate, Michael Cohen, who tried paying me with a bucket full of quarters, which fell $25 dollars short of my usual price. He also, perplexingly enough, gave me an autographed picture of Dave Coulier from Full House.


Cut it out.
 
2019-01-17 08:31:48 AM  
Good.
 
2019-01-17 08:32:12 AM  

Miss5280: NewportBarGuy: incendi: Trump did like saying, "The polls are rigged!"

Once again proving the theory that Republicans are guilty of everything they accuse others of doing.

Which also means that Donald has been heavily involved in human trafficking, tying up women in the backseat of cars with blue tape over their mouth's.


JFC he really is an idiot. Everybody knows painters tape doesn't stick worth a damn to skin (or pretty much anything). You need gorillia or duck tape if you don't want it to come off at the slightest bit of effort. Is there anything the man can't fark up?
 
2019-01-17 08:33:02 AM  

GoldSpider: [static.businessinsider.com image 400x300]


So, I just found myself asking: whatever happened to Dean Chambers? So, I tried looking him up. His Twitter--or at least, what I think is his Twitter--has been silent since 2017, and this is the latest article in the news about him: 
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Ooof. . . This guy is never right!
 
2019-01-17 08:33:05 AM  

OldRod: Do we ever reach a point where we can petition to have the election thrown out and have a new one?  Because, I think we're heading to that point...


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Too late, we are in 2019... gotta go around the Horn.
 
2019-01-17 08:33:28 AM  

somedude210: John Gauger is Chief Information Officer at @JerryFalwellJr 's Liberty University.
Gauger's company Red Finch Solutions was contracted by Cohen to rig polls for Trump.
Also, Cohen's Essential Consultants, LLC used to redirect to https://t.co/aVVzAaepUQ🧐https://t.co/0​85Rz5U4uH
- 📯 ArleBear (@ArleBear) January 17, 2019

/and here's the Jerry Falwell Jr/LibertyU connection


Nice to know Liberty U is a radical amoral atheist college.  I hear they have a good degree program in used car sales and payday loan studies.
 
2019-01-17 08:33:28 AM  

OldRod: Do we ever reach a point where we can petition to have the election thrown out and have a new one?  Because, I think we're heading to that point...


Sadly, there is nothing in the Constitution that allows for that.
 
2019-01-17 08:34:05 AM  

MattytheMouse: Donald Trump tried to commission me to draw his fursona. He handled business through a surrogate, Michael Cohen, who tried paying me with a bucket full of quarters, which fell $25 dollars short of my usual price. He also, perplexingly enough, gave me an autographed picture of Dave Coulier from Full House.

Naturally, Donald Trump has never responded to my notes. So instead of drawing him as the lion he requested, I drew as a gerbil.


You should have done that thicc bear from the Charmin commercials.
 
2019-01-17 08:34:09 AM  

naughtyrev: Christ, these guys couldn't properly organize an orgy in a brothel.


And they somehow got elected.
Says something awful about America.
 
2019-01-17 08:34:21 AM  

give me doughnuts: MattytheMouse: Donald Trump tried to commission me to draw his fursona. He handled business through a surrogate, Michael Cohen, who tried paying me with a bucket full of quarters, which fell $25 dollars short of my usual price. He also, perplexingly enough, gave me an autographed picture of Dave Coulier from Full House.

Cut it out.


You're not my dad!
 
2019-01-17 08:34:28 AM  
Another piece of news that shows not all is well with our fifth estate.
I continue to hate it that Trump is inadvertently correct about the 'Fake News' for all the wrong reasons.
We know that Trump won't change and is potentially even criminal. That needs to be taken care of. But what will the press change?
 
2019-01-17 08:34:39 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: FlashHarry: FTA: In his Trump Organization office, Mr. Cohen surprised the man, John Gauger, by giving him a blue Walmart bag containing between $12,000 and $13,000 in cash and, randomly, a boxing glove that Mr. Cohen said had been worn by a Brazilian mixed-martial arts fighter, Mr. Gauger said.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously. I thought you were supposed to be classy and at least use one of those nice canvas totes from Whole Foods.


Dude, those cost something like $3. It would have eaten into the guy's pay, which would have become $9,000, a boxing glove, and a sweat sock worn by Jackie Gleason.
 
2019-01-17 08:34:42 AM  

incendi: Trump did like saying, "The polls are rigged!"


Speaking of campaign quotes; his whole "you're the puppet" comment takes on a bigger meaning in light of all this. I really would enjoy having that comeback to kick'em in the ass
 
2019-01-17 08:35:08 AM  

Miss5280: NewportBarGuy: incendi: Trump did like saying, "The polls are rigged!"

Once again proving the theory that Republicans are guilty of everything they accuse others of doing.

Which also means that Donald has been heavily involved in human trafficking, tying up women in the backseat of cars with blue tape over their mouth's.


It also means he's got Mad Max style cars at his disposal.  A horrifying thought.
 
2019-01-17 08:35:14 AM  

MattytheMouse: Donald Trump tried to commission me to draw his fursona. He handled business through a surrogate, Michael Cohen, who tried paying me with a bucket full of quarters, which fell $25 dollars short of my usual price. He also, perplexingly enough, gave me an autographed picture of Dave Coulier from Full House.

Naturally, Donald Trump has never responded to my notes. So instead of drawing him as the lion he requested, I drew as a gerbil.


So today I learned that "fursona" was a thing. Mad world.
 
2019-01-17 08:35:20 AM  
So a family walks into an agent's office, wants to sell this novelty act. The agent says, "Well, show me what you've got, then." So the dad pops up, this great big fat, balding guy with stringy blonde hair and orange skin, and he starts a monologue about how much he'd like to schtup his daughter. Meanwhile, his wife is behind him, schtupping the security guy from the agency gift shop, and his two sons are going at it on top of the corpse of a rhinoceros, using the sawed off horn as a dildo. Out of nowhere, his daughter appears, dragging her frail gimp-suited husband out by a leash, just as the monologue ends, and dad steps off to the side and begins masturbating as she flogs her husband with knock-off designer purse straps. The crown prince of Saudi Arabia arrives, covered in blood and carrying a strange glowing orb. All the players gather around the orb, chanting, then simultaneously squat and shiat on the floor. The crowd disperses showing, amazingly enough, that the arrangement of feces has produced an exact to-scale map of Russia. Everybody dives into the shiat map and begin wallowing in a violent, coprophilic orgy as the Russian national anthem begins playing from an unseen speaker. At this point, Vladimir Putin enters from the back and proceeds to begin schtupping the daughter while repeatedly slapping the still-masturbating dad across the face. In a dazzling display of collusion, everyone reaches climax at the same moment, crying "unnnnnnghfakenews!" as they orgasm. With beaming smiles, they gather themselves and take a final bow.

"Well, what do you call it?" the agent says, resignedly.

"The Republicans!"
 
2019-01-17 08:35:36 AM  

Mad Scientist: bloobeary: Has that fat sack of stupid ever paid for anything?

Mail-order brides.


Ivanka's new nose and tits.
 
2019-01-17 08:36:42 AM  

toejam: MattytheMouse: Donald Trump tried to commission me to draw his fursona. He handled business through a surrogate, Michael Cohen, who tried paying me with a bucket full of quarters, which fell $25 dollars short of my usual price. He also, perplexingly enough, gave me an autographed picture of Dave Coulier from Full House.

Naturally, Donald Trump has never responded to my notes. So instead of drawing him as the lion he requested, I drew as a gerbil.

So today I learned that "fursona" was a thing. Mad world.


If you feel like committing suicide sometime and just need that little push to go through with it, look up Rainfurrest.
 
2019-01-17 08:37:28 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: FlashHarry: FTA: In his Trump Organization office, Mr. Cohen surprised the man, John Gauger, by giving him a blue Walmart bag containing between $12,000 and $13,000 in cash and, randomly, a boxing glove that Mr. Cohen said had been worn by a Brazilian mixed-martial arts fighter, Mr. Gauger said.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Christ..I wonder how many books it would take to cover all this bullshiat.


The part on 2018 will look like this:
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You will need a separate room for 2017 and another for 2019 (Jan-May)
 
2019-01-17 08:38:15 AM  

FlashHarry: FTA: In his Trump Organization office, Mr. Cohen surprised the man, John Gauger, by giving him a blue Walmart bag containing between $12,000 and $13,000 in cash and, randomly, a boxing glove that Mr. Cohen said had been worn by a Brazilian mixed-martial arts fighter, Mr. Gauger said.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA


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2019-01-17 08:38:23 AM  

MattytheMouse: Donald Trump tried to commission me to draw his fursona. He handled business through a surrogate, Michael Cohen, who tried paying me with a bucket full of quarters, which fell $25 dollars short of my usual price. He also, perplexingly enough, gave me an autographed picture of Dave Coulier from Full House.

Naturally, Donald Trump has never responded to my notes. So instead of drawing him as the lion he requested, I drew as a gerbil.


You had me up to the end. Everyone knows he's a Toad. :)
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2019-01-17 08:38:29 AM  

FlashHarry: FTA: In his Trump Organization office, Mr. Cohen surprised the man, John Gauger, by giving him a blue Walmart bag containing between $12,000 and $13,000 in cash and, randomly, a boxing glove that Mr. Cohen said had been worn by a Brazilian mixed-martial arts fighter, Mr. Gauger said.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA


well, that's my morning dose of WTF.

This whole timeline is bizarre AF.
 
2019-01-17 08:38:44 AM  

incendi: So a family walks into an agent's office, wants to sell this novelty act. The agent says, "Well, show me what you've got, then." So the dad pops up, this great big fat, balding guy with stringy blonde hair and orange skin, and he starts a monologue about how much he'd like to schtup his daughter. Meanwhile, his wife is behind him, schtupping the security guy from the agency gift shop, and his two sons are going at it on top of the corpse of a rhinoceros, using the sawed off horn as a dildo. Out of nowhere, his daughter appears, dragging her frail gimp-suited husband out by a leash, just as the monologue ends, and dad steps off to the side and begins masturbating as she flogs her husband with knock-off designer purse straps. The crown prince of Saudi Arabia arrives, covered in blood and carrying a strange glowing orb. All the players gather around the orb, chanting, then simultaneously squat and shiat on the floor. The crowd disperses showing, amazingly enough, that the arrangement of feces has produced an exact to-scale map of Russia. Everybody dives into the shiat map and begin wallowing in a violent, coprophilic orgy as the Russian national anthem begins playing from an unseen speaker. At this point, Vladimir Putin enters from the back and proceeds to begin schtupping the daughter while repeatedly slapping the still-masturbating dad across the face. In a dazzling display of collusion, everyone reaches climax at the same moment, crying "unnnnnnghfakenews!" as they orgasm. With beaming smiles, they gather themselves and take a final bow.

"Well, what do you call it?" the agent says, resignedly.

"The Republicans!"


I didn't want this sandwich anyway.
 
2019-01-17 08:39:06 AM  

incendi: So a family walks into an agent's office, wants to sell this novelty act. The agent says, "Well, show me what you've got, then." So the dad pops up, this great big fat, balding guy with stringy blonde hair and orange skin, and he starts a monologue about how much he'd like to schtup his daughter. Meanwhile, his wife is behind him, schtupping the security guy from the agency gift shop, and his two sons are going at it on top of the corpse of a rhinoceros, using the sawed off horn as a dildo. Out of nowhere, his daughter appears, dragging her frail gimp-suited husband out by a leash, just as the monologue ends, and dad steps off to the side and begins masturbating as she flogs her husband with knock-off designer purse straps. The crown prince of Saudi Arabia arrives, covered in blood and carrying a strange glowing orb. All the players gather around the orb, chanting, then simultaneously squat and shiat on the floor. The crowd disperses showing, amazingly enough, that the arrangement of feces has produced an exact to-scale map of Russia. Everybody dives into the shiat map and begin wallowing in a violent, coprophilic orgy as the Russian national anthem begins playing from an unseen speaker. At this point, Vladimir Putin enters from the back and proceeds to begin schtupping the daughter while repeatedly slapping the still-masturbating dad across the face. In a dazzling display of collusion, everyone reaches climax at the same moment, crying "unnnnnnghfakenews!" as they orgasm. With beaming smiles, they gather themselves and take a final bow.

"Well, what do you call it?" the agent says, resignedly.

"The Republicans!"


That was a thing of beauty.
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