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2019-01-15 09:31:36 AM  
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2019-01-15 09:40:16 AM  
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TrumpleThinSkin likes it when people laugh at him
 
2019-01-15 09:43:46 AM  
1. Thinking grown adults want to be treated to fast food in the White House
2. Serving cold food
3. Being proud to serve adults cold fast food
4. Calling the hamburgers "hamberders"
5. Straight up lying by calling three hundred items "a thousand"

Any more ways this thing could be more embarrassing? Did Trump also put them all on a conference call so that Putin could say congrats?
 
2019-01-15 09:45:18 AM  
Trump made such a big deal about paying for this himself because the WH chefs are furloughed and he goes with fast food.

F*ck, man. Spring for catering. Olive Garden caters and it's probably faster and cheaper than ordering all that junk.
 
2019-01-15 09:46:52 AM  
Substitute "it" for "he", and you're 100% correct, kid.
 
2019-01-15 09:47:10 AM  
"Welcome to the White House! Here is your sandwich and bag of chips from Jason's Deli! No, we didn't spring for the iced tea, but we do have tepid water."
 
2019-01-15 09:47:30 AM  
Could have been worse - Could have served Fried Chicken from Popeye's
 
2019-01-15 09:48:26 AM  
We should demand receipts to prove he "paid" for it.  Probably made the Lawnmower Boy pay for it.
 
2019-01-15 09:49:47 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: 1. Thinking grown adults want to be treated to fast food in the White House
2. Serving cold food
3. Being proud to serve adults cold fast food
4. Calling the hamburgers "hamberders"
5. Straight up lying by calling three hundred items "a thousand"

Any more ways this thing could be more embarrassing? Did Trump also put them all on a conference call so that Putin could say congrats?


Something will come out later on today to make it even more embarrassing.

It'll turn out there was only 40 burgers for 50 people or something.
 
2019-01-15 09:49:51 AM  
Might as well get some mileage out of this.

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2019-01-15 09:50:10 AM  
This whole White House is a joke.
 
2019-01-15 09:51:58 AM  

impaler: Might as well get some mileage out of this.
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"They're the Clemson Tigers, and there's a tiger, right there on the label".
 
2019-01-15 09:52:48 AM  

Shostie: Trump made such a big deal about paying for this himself because the WH chefs are furloughed and he goes with fast food.

F*ck, man. Spring for catering. Olive Garden caters and it's probably faster and cheaper than ordering all that junk.


Why didn't Trump have his restaurant in his hotel cater this?


https://www.trumphotels.com/washingto​n​-dc/dining/dc-restaurants
 
2019-01-15 09:52:58 AM  
It's the same quality you'd get at Mar-a-lago.
 
2019-01-15 09:54:30 AM  

spongeboob: Shostie: Trump made such a big deal about paying for this himself because the WH chefs are furloughed and he goes with fast food.

F*ck, man. Spring for catering. Olive Garden caters and it's probably faster and cheaper than ordering all that junk.

Why didn't Trump have his restaurant in his hotel cater this?


https://www.trumphotels.com/washington​-dc/dining/dc-restaurants


He is not that lacking in class. Wendy's was a definite step up.
 
2019-01-15 09:55:52 AM  

wooden_badger: We should demand receipts to prove he "paid" for it.  Probably made the Lawnmower Boy pay for it.


Didn't he call a cabinet meeting last week, probably to pass around the hat.
 
2019-01-15 09:56:10 AM  
Why did they even go?
 
2019-01-15 09:58:08 AM  

blatz514: Why did they even go?


I'd imagine there were some threats of losing scholarships
 
2019-01-15 09:58:50 AM  

blatz514: Why did they even go?


Because the want to keep their scholarships and have a shot at NFL contracts.
 
2019-01-15 09:58:53 AM  

Gubbo: blatz514: Why did they even go?

I'd imagine there were some threats of losing scholarships


Yeah, I figured the coaches said something along those lines...as well as the AD.
 
2019-01-15 09:59:58 AM  
He's not even a good fake billionaire.
 
2019-01-15 10:00:55 AM  

spongeboob: Didn't he call a cabinet meeting last week, probably to pass around the hat.


I've seen Trump's "cabinet meetings".  Everyone at the table takes turns giving Trump's ego a big sloppy blow job.  It's pretty disgusting.  I'm pretty sure no one's going to cough up cash after having to do that.  It's bad enough they have to swallow.
 
2019-01-15 10:01:00 AM  

blatz514: Why did they even go?


Because it would be an insult to Trump/America if they didn't to the average Clemson Alum
The Program needs to keep raking in those donations.
 
2019-01-15 10:03:05 AM  
Dump's logic, black people play football, McDonald's has black people in their commercials, feed black football players McDonald's, they'll love it.
 
2019-01-15 10:03:11 AM  
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I bet Trump saw this guy taking a picture, and proudly thought "Wow. He can't believe this!"

Meanwhile, the guy is sending this picture to his friends and texting "Wow. You're not gonna believe this."
 
2019-01-15 10:04:40 AM  
I see @SimpsonsQOTD is on point, as always.
 
2019-01-15 10:05:52 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: spongeboob: Didn't he call a cabinet meeting last week, probably to pass around the hat.

I've seen Trump's "cabinet meetings".  Everyone at the table takes turns giving Trump's ego a big sloppy blow job.  It's pretty disgusting.  I'm pretty sure no one's going to cough up cash after having to do that.  It's bad enough they have to swallow.


I think you over estimate the people in Trump's orbit.
I expect to someday here stories of Trump going full Caligula and find out that he leads meetings where he tells how good someone's wife is in bed while that person is in the meeting.
 
2019-01-15 10:07:20 AM  

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As an unpaid servant to 2 cats who LOVE their Fancy Feast I have to say...BRILLIANT!
 
2019-01-15 10:13:29 AM  

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i love you
 
2019-01-15 10:15:58 AM  
I love my tubby president
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2019-01-15 10:16:58 AM  
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2019-01-15 10:18:56 AM  

wooden_badger: We should demand receipts to prove he "paid" for it.  Probably made the Lawnmower Boy pay for it.


His "Charitable Foundation" paid for it. No, not the one they already shut down, the other secret one they don't know about yet.

/Crap, shouldn't have mentioned the secret "Charitable Foundation"
//Crap, definitely shouldn't have called it "secret"!
 
2019-01-15 10:19:03 AM  

spongeboob: Shostie: Trump made such a big deal about paying for this himself because the WH chefs are furloughed and he goes with fast food.

F*ck, man. Spring for catering. Olive Garden caters and it's probably faster and cheaper than ordering all that junk.

Why didn't Trump have his restaurant in his hotel cater this?


https://www.trumphotels.com/washington​-dc/dining/dc-restaurants


They're mostly black, not Mexican.

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2019-01-15 10:19:17 AM  
Did they get any Dr. Pepper?
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2019-01-15 10:19:27 AM  

impaler: Might as well get some mileage out of this.
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2019-01-15 10:19:33 AM  

wooden_badger: We should demand receipts to prove he "paid" for it.  Probably made the Lawnmower Boy pay for it.


i'm sure his grift account/slush fund campaign will pay the bill. he likely can't afford to. he can barely service his debts with the money he is stealing from the government.
 
2019-01-15 10:19:35 AM  

Shostie: Trump made such a big deal about paying for this himself because the WH chefs are furloughed and he goes with fast food.

F*ck, man. Spring for catering. Olive Garden caters and it's probably faster and cheaper than ordering all that junk.


He's got a hotel and resteraunt just down the street.
 
2019-01-15 10:19:55 AM  
I was confused as to the "I bet this is their favorite food" line.
 
2019-01-15 10:20:26 AM  
The best is going to be when everyone finds out that this stupid f*cking grifter didn't even pay for it with his own money.

/I PAID FOR IT INDIRECTLY COME ON
 
2019-01-15 10:21:02 AM  
Over 1000 hamburgers!! There were receipts that have the actual number but Trump took them and tore them into tiny pieces.
 
2019-01-15 10:21:06 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: 1. Thinking grown adults want to be treated to fast food in the White House
2. Serving cold food
3. Being proud to serve adults cold fast food
4. Calling the hamburgers "hamberders"
5. Straight up lying by calling three hundred items "a thousand"

Any more ways this thing could be more embarrassing? Did Trump also put them all on a conference call so that Putin could say congrats?


He could have served them on styrofoam plates and told the players to wash them and out them back up in the cupboard.

He could have thought their favorite food was fired chicken and watermelon.
 
2019-01-15 10:21:10 AM  

Shostie: "Welcome to the White House! Here is your sandwich and bag of chips from Jason's Deli! No, we didn't spring for the iced tea, but we do have tepid water."


"Water," right.
 
2019-01-15 10:21:24 AM  
Lucky guys. I wish I could go visit the White House for some cold hamberders.
 
2019-01-15 10:21:33 AM  

OdradekRex: Could have been worse - Could have served Fried Chicken from Popeye's


You shut your whore mouth.

/it's all nasty when cold anyway
 
2019-01-15 10:21:36 AM  
This reminds me of that Kingsman scene. Too bad Firth or Jackson aren't pres.
 
2019-01-15 10:21:51 AM  
At least he didn't go to the gas station this time.

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2019-01-15 10:22:14 AM  

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2019-01-15 10:22:32 AM  

spongeboob: Shostie: Trump made such a big deal about paying for this himself because the WH chefs are furloughed and he goes with fast food.

F*ck, man. Spring for catering. Olive Garden caters and it's probably faster and cheaper than ordering all that junk.

Why didn't Trump have his restaurant in his hotel cater this?


https://www.trumphotels.com/washington​-dc/dining/dc-restaurants


It's not HIS restaurant.  It just rents out the space.  The deal that would have given him a stake in the restaurant collapsed after the whole "Mexicans are rapist drug dealers" thing.
 
2019-01-15 10:22:44 AM  
This is George Bush throwing up on Japan's Prime Minister.

Except he proudly fed him cold hamburgers first. And bragged about how no one had ever thrown up like that. And then implied the Democrats poisoned him, after Fox put it in his head (from one of their Q contributors). And then outright denying it ever happened, saying that "People talk about me throwing up, which isn't true! In fact, most people agree that Miyazawa in fact threw up!"

Last night's thread is magic, though.
 
2019-01-15 10:22:45 AM  

Glenford: spongeboob: Shostie: Trump made such a big deal about paying for this himself because the WH chefs are furloughed and he goes with fast food.

F*ck, man. Spring for catering. Olive Garden caters and it's probably faster and cheaper than ordering all that junk.

Why didn't Trump have his restaurant in his hotel cater this?


https://www.trumphotels.com/washington​-dc/dining/dc-restaurants

They're mostly black, not Mexican.

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Never forget that under his taco bowl and newspapers, he has a photo of his ex-wife in a bikini in his to-do pile.
 
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