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(Today)   Chris Pratt proposes to Katherine Schwarzenegger with what appears to be an Infinity Stone   (today.com) divider line
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2019-01-14 08:46:49 AM  
I hope they have a prenup or half his stuff is going to get dusted in a couple of years
 
2019-01-14 09:40:38 AM  
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2019-01-14 10:06:33 AM  
That's so sweet it gave me diabetes.
 
2019-01-14 11:07:20 AM  
Occasionally I wonder what kind of deal with the devil he made, and how I can make it.
 
2019-01-14 11:08:31 AM  
I know being married is hard and a lot end in divorce, but I have a hard time getting weepy eyed and excited for someone's second marriage.
 
2019-01-14 11:08:41 AM  
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2019-01-14 11:09:19 AM  
What a complete Pratt.
 
2019-01-14 11:10:07 AM  

Nurglitch: Occasionally I wonder what kind of deal with the devil he made, and how I can make it.


Pratt or Schwarzeneggar?
 
2019-01-14 11:11:25 AM  
Pump her up
 
2019-01-14 11:11:30 AM  

Brawndo: I hope they have a prenup or half his stuff is going to get dusted in a couple of years


She's probably got Schwarzenegger/Kennedy bucks, though, so they'll probably have competing prenups.
 
2019-01-14 11:13:12 AM  
It's the obscure "she'd basically have to" infinity stone.
 
2019-01-14 11:13:40 AM  
He went to Jared's?
 
2019-01-14 11:14:10 AM  

Brawndo: I hope they have a prenup or half his stuff is going to get dusted in a couple of years


Considering who her parents are, I think she's going to be the one going for the prenup. Those marvel checks are practically beer money to a family as rich as hers.
 
2019-01-14 11:14:43 AM  

Ponzholio: He went to Jared's?


You only do that if you are plotting crimes against the United States.
 
2019-01-14 11:15:42 AM  
Seems like a cool guy, good for him. Ring is obnoxious though.

/I sound poor.
 
2019-01-14 11:16:51 AM  

GRCooper: [img.fark.net image 425x227]


Yeah, I thought he was already/still married to her
 
2019-01-14 11:17:25 AM  

deanis: Seems like a cool guy, good for him. Ring is obnoxious though.

/I sound poor.


We both are...
Divorce
Bankruptcy
Foreclosure
///
 
2019-01-14 11:19:16 AM  

weege001: deanis: Seems like a cool guy, good for him. Ring is obnoxious though.

/I sound poor.

We both are...
Divorce
Bankruptcy
Foreclosure
///


Federal employee?
 
2019-01-14 11:20:56 AM  

stuhayes2010: I know being married is hard and a lot end in divorce, but I have a hard time getting weepy eyed and excited for someone's second marriage.


Especially like this.

The whirlwind romance took the next step less than a month after Pratt, 39, confirmed the two were a couple by making it Instagram official in celebration of Schwarzenegger's 29th birthday.....
The two started dating over the summer, often seen out together in Los Angeles with Pratt's son Jack, 6, whom he shares with ex-wife Anna Faris. The engagement comes almost a year-and-a-half after Pratt announced his separation from Faris in August 2017 after eight years of marriage.

Fark, does he get married or does he just move on to another business acquisition? Time's a wastin'!!
 
2019-01-14 11:21:39 AM  

winedrinkingman: Ponzholio: He went to Jared's?

You only do that if you are plotting crimes against the United States.


I see you've never seen Guardians of the Galaxy where he plays Starlord. Or Jurassic World, where he plays Starlord.
 
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2019-01-14 11:23:45 AM  
Was a little surprised that Faris expressed congratulations and happiness at the engagement. I would not have expected her to have really said anything at all.
 
2019-01-14 11:24:04 AM  

Oysterman: GRCooper: [img.fark.net image 425x227]

Yeah, I thought he was already/still married to her


Me too...I guess I am behind in the "divorced or still married?" game.
 
2019-01-14 11:24:54 AM  
Ugh, he went full on jesus beater.
 
2019-01-14 11:25:13 AM  
"The engagement comes almost a year-and-a-half after Pratt announced his separation from Faris in August 2017 after eight years of marriage."

Less than 18 months?  I know people in their 2nd-3rd year of  the post divorce hermit thing much less getting remarried.

Unless the were boffing  on the side....
 
2019-01-14 11:26:20 AM  
I wonder who his third wife is going to be...
 
2019-01-14 11:27:38 AM  
Oh great, now we have Human / Celestial / Terminator / SkyNet hybrid children to look forward to.
 
2019-01-14 11:29:00 AM  
Get to da altaaah!
 
2019-01-14 11:31:06 AM  

bighairyguy: Oh great, now we have Human / Celestial / Terminator / SkyNet hybrid children to look forward to.


As long as they don't hit the wall by 30.
 
2019-01-14 11:32:38 AM  

Beerguy: Oysterman: GRCooper: [img.fark.net image 425x227]

Yeah, I thought he was already/still married to her

Me too...I guess I am behind in the "divorced or still married?" game.


If I remember correctly, she divorced him, but they're still pretty friendly with each other, and they both work together to raise their son.
 
2019-01-14 11:33:04 AM  
The very notion that Chris Pratt might reproduce makes me glad that I already have no hope for humanity left to lose.
 
2019-01-14 11:33:07 AM  
What a Katherine Schwarzenegger looks like in my head:
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'eats Green Berets for breakfast'
 
2019-01-14 11:33:13 AM  
It's as big as a raccoon's brain!
 
2019-01-14 11:33:22 AM  

Irascible: "The engagement comes almost a year-and-a-half after Pratt announced his separation from Faris in August 2017 after eight years of marriage."

Less than 18 months?  I know people in their 2nd-3rd year of  the post divorce hermit thing much less getting remarried.

Unless the were boffing  on the side....


Yeah, it's stupid.

But when *both* the bride and groom are rich-as-hell, I suppose it doesn't matter. For "normal" people, getting divorced is a giant mess, that costs a ton of money, and *somebody* is going to get their life ruined to the point that they have to start over.

They don't have to worry about any of that, so they just get married. It's the equivalent of "going steady" in Hollywood.
 
2019-01-14 11:33:33 AM  

NephilimNexus: The very notion that Chris Pratt might reproduce makes me glad that I already have no hope for humanity left to lose.


No1curr.
 
2019-01-14 11:34:31 AM  
So disappointed to learn that he's a Jebus Freak.
 
2019-01-14 11:36:26 AM  
Yay, nothing spices up a wedding announcement like some conspicuous piety.

Psylence: Ugh, he went full on jesus beater.


This is why I stay away from entertainment gossip.  I REALLY don't want to know shiat like this about the actors I'm watching.
 
2019-01-14 11:36:58 AM  
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2019-01-14 11:37:08 AM  
Well, I like wife #1 better
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/ but I like the brunette version better
 
2019-01-14 11:38:15 AM  
Chris Pratt/ Infinity Stone?
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Disney don't care to much for the hired help complaining about how they do business.

/No GOTG III for you!
// GOTG: The Ravagers
 
2019-01-14 11:38:25 AM  

Banacek: I wonder who his third wife is going to be...


Some Mexican guy named Jesus, apparently.
 
2019-01-14 11:40:10 AM  

Brawndo: I hope they have a prenup or half his stuff is going to get dusted in a couple of years


Why? She's waaay wealthier than him.
 
2019-01-14 11:40:18 AM  
I thought he and Anna Faris were a perfect couple because they're both so annoying.
 
2019-01-14 11:40:28 AM  
Dude has daddy issues:
Ego (Daddy)
Thanos (Daddy-in-law)
Terminator (Daddy-in-law...real life)
 
2019-01-14 11:41:03 AM  
hopefully he doesn't cheat on her too.

Unless it's jennifer lawrence again, I suppose.
 
2019-01-14 11:41:30 AM  
I'm really surprised that Katherine Schwarzenegger is so attractive, given her genetics.

I like Chris Pratt as an actor, but I get the distinct feeling that if I met him in person I would suffer severe cranial trauma from how violently my eyes rolled.
 
2019-01-14 11:41:42 AM  

fngoofy: So disappointed to learn that he's a Jebus Freak.


Yes, but he's a jeebus freak who believes in dinosaurs. so there's that.

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2019-01-14 11:42:43 AM  
Oh yea... let's jump right back on that farking crazy train of marriage... wtf could go wrong?
 
2019-01-14 11:43:36 AM  

ThatBillmanGuy: Beerguy: Oysterman: GRCooper: [img.fark.net image 425x227]

Yeah, I thought he was already/still married to her

Me too...I guess I am behind in the "divorced or still married?" game.

If I remember correctly, she divorced him, but they're still pretty friendly with each other, and they both work together to raise their son.


I read that he was pretty shiatty to her but I don't care.
 
2019-01-14 11:44:40 AM  

Twenty Dollar Tomato: I thought he and Anna Faris were a perfect couple because they're both so annoying.


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2019-01-14 11:49:37 AM  

stuhayes2010: I know being married is hard and a lot end in divorce, but I have a hard time getting weepy eyed and excited for someone's second marriage.


OK,But remember Ryan Reynolds was married to Scarlett Johansson. And he feels he traded up.
 
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