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(The Raw Story)   Lindsey Graham says he's "hellbent" on replacing RBG with a conservative justice, blames Democrats for the predictable shiatshow   (rawstory.com) divider line
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2019-01-13 02:06:19 PM  
So Graham just lied about who changed the rules. McConnell changed the rules for SCOTUS nominees.
 
2019-01-13 02:08:33 PM  
I am so embarrassed for America whenever this clown opens his mouth
 
2019-01-13 02:11:36 PM  
Blanche needs to just STFU now. He's reaching Rudy levels of stupidity
 
2019-01-13 02:12:51 PM  
I really hope we get to find out what the Russians have on this guy.
 
2019-01-13 02:13:25 PM  

fifthofzen: I really hope we get to find out what the Russians have on this guy.


You mean "who they have on top of this guy".
 
2019-01-13 02:13:42 PM  
Reporters should just ask Trump-supporting Congresspeople what Russia has on them.
 
2019-01-13 02:15:01 PM  
Go f*ck yourself, blanche.  Seriously, go f*ck yourself
 
2019-01-13 02:16:45 PM  

not enough beer: So Graham just lied about who changed the rules. McConnell changed the rules for SCOTUS nominees.


Kind of, he is telling an incomplete story. 

The Democrats changed the rules for lower court judges
However, they only did this specifically because the GOP was blocking all the nominations. 

And then yes, the GOP changed the rules for the Supreme Court nominee with Gorsuch. 

The real issue is that Lindsay Graham is still part of the Gingrich guard who thinks every argument can be won by complaining about "liberals/democrats"
 
2019-01-13 02:17:35 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Blanche needs to just STFU now. He's reaching Rudy levels of stupidity


I guess he and McCain shared a brain and McCain took it with him. Graham has spiraled worse and worse since McCain's death.
 
2019-01-13 02:20:43 PM  
The statement "Kavanaugh was a fine man" just kind of sits there and poops all over the stage. And Lindsey's treatment of Merrick Garland is a ghost hovering just out of eyesight.

History will not be kind to Lindsey Graham.
 
2019-01-13 02:20:44 PM  
Sounds like Senator Blanche is rather fearful of getting a fierce primary challenge in 2020.
 
2019-01-13 02:21:44 PM  

aaronx: The statement "Kavanaugh was a fine man" just kind of sits there and poops all over the stage. And Lindsey's treatment of Merrick Garland is a ghost hovering just out of eyesight.

History will not be kind to Lindsey Graham.


Soon, I hope
 
2019-01-13 02:23:43 PM  

blastoh: not enough beer: So Graham just lied about who changed the rules. McConnell changed the rules for SCOTUS nominees.

Kind of, he is telling an incomplete story. 

The Democrats changed the rules for lower court judges
However, they only did this specifically because the GOP was blocking all the nominations. 

And then yes, the GOP changed the rules for the Supreme Court nominee with Gorsuch. 

The real issue is that Lindsay Graham is still part of the Gingrich guard who thinks every argument can be won by complaining about "liberals/democrats"


He's in SC. He'd maybe change if anyone there required more than that.

May be the most underrated state in the "who's the stupidest state" running. Alabama and Mississippi don't have much on SC.
 
2019-01-13 02:25:15 PM  

blastoh: not enough beer: So Graham just lied about who changed the rules. McConnell changed the rules for SCOTUS nominees.

Kind of, he is telling an incomplete story. 

The Democrats changed the rules for lower court judges
However, they only did this specifically because the GOP was blocking all the nominations. 

And then yes, the GOP changed the rules for the Supreme Court nominee with Gorsuch. 

The real issue is that Lindsay Graham is still part of the Gingrich guard who thinks every argument can be won by complaining about "liberals/democrats"


I understand the history. He is lying about the democrats changing the rules on SCOTUS. They even talked  about  the diffrence when they changed the rules that's why they didn't change the rule then. I am sick and tired of republicans putting one tiny piece of truth then going off on a lie and it being said they were only kinda lying.
 
2019-01-13 02:26:03 PM  

holdmybones: blastoh: not enough beer: So Graham just lied about who changed the rules. McConnell changed the rules for SCOTUS nominees.

Kind of, he is telling an incomplete story. 

The Democrats changed the rules for lower court judges
However, they only did this specifically because the GOP was blocking all the nominations. 

And then yes, the GOP changed the rules for the Supreme Court nominee with Gorsuch. 

The real issue is that Lindsay Graham is still part of the Gingrich guard who thinks every argument can be won by complaining about "liberals/democrats"

He's in SC. He'd maybe change if anyone there required more than that.

May be the most underrated state in the "who's the stupidest state" running. Alabama and Mississippi don't have much on SC.


Well yeah outside of Charleston there is not much of value in SC.
 
2019-01-13 02:36:26 PM  

theflatline: fifthofzen: I really hope we get to find out what the Russians have on this guy.

You mean "who they have on top of this guy".


There is no way Blache is a top.
 
2019-01-13 02:40:54 PM  

fifthofzen: I really hope we get to find out what the Russians have on this guy.


Pivot/spinner in a six man gangbang with linebacker type dudes. They are, of course, not caucasian. For my own sanity, I am choosing, nee, hoping there is no watersport involved.

/Shiver.
 
2019-01-13 02:47:00 PM  

aaronx: The statement "Kavanaugh was a fine man" just kind of sits there and poops all over the stage. And Lindsey's treatment of Merrick Garland is a ghost hovering just out of eyesight.

History will not be kind to Lindsey Graham.


I would really prefer the Present not be kind to Lindsey Graham.
 
2019-01-13 02:59:23 PM  

NeoCortex42: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Blanche needs to just STFU now. He's reaching Rudy levels of stupidity

I guess he and McCain shared a brain and McCain took it with him. Graham has spiraled worse and worse since McCain's death.


Someone here, icr, noted Graham's change from Blanche to Cruella happened right after an outing of golf with Trump.
 
2019-01-13 03:42:21 PM  
Remember, Republicans and the oligarchs they serve are the REAL victims in all of this.
 
2019-01-13 03:43:25 PM  
Sorry.  No more nominations until Garland gets a hearing.
 
2019-01-13 03:43:34 PM  

blastoh: not enough beer: So Graham just lied about who changed the rules. McConnell changed the rules for SCOTUS nominees.

Kind of, he is telling an incomplete story. 

The Democrats changed the rules for lower court judges
However, they only did this specifically because the GOP was blocking all the nominations. 

And then yes, the GOP changed the rules for the Supreme Court nominee with Gorsuch. 

The real issue is that Lindsay Graham is still part of the Gingrich guard who thinks every argument can be won by complaining about "liberals/democrats"


No, he is lying. The Republicans changed the rules about SC judges. If Graham wants to qualify that with "but only because the Democrats changed the rules for lower court judges" then fine with me. But saying that the Democrats changed the rule for SC judges is an outright lie.
 
2019-01-13 03:44:32 PM  
Maybe Graham stalked off because he was upset. Or maybe TV news favorite Senator was just late for another appearance.  Let me know when we have reached peak-Lindsay.
 
2019-01-13 03:45:20 PM  
So, how much is Graham caught up in the Russia investigation? He sends awfully twitchy lately as more information comes out.
 
2019-01-13 03:45:44 PM  

roddikinsathome: fifthofzen: I really hope we get to find out what the Russians have on this guy.

Pivot/spinner in a six man gangbang with linebacker type dudes. They are, of course, not caucasian. For my own sanity, I am choosing, nee, hoping there is no watersport involved.

/Shiver.


Thanks for that mental image
 
2019-01-13 03:47:21 PM  
Trump's SCOTUS nominees should be impeached when his ties to Russia come to light and every law and EO he's signed should be automatically repealed.
 
2019-01-13 03:47:35 PM  
I'm not sure whether the meaning is generally accepted, but he's bending towards the direction of hell, alright
 
2019-01-13 03:48:03 PM  

theflatline: fifthofzen: I really hope we get to find out what the Russians have on this guy.

You mean "who they have on top of this guy".


Lindsey is a power bottom.

//NTTAWWT
 
2019-01-13 03:49:55 PM  

meat0918: theflatline: fifthofzen: I really hope we get to find out what the Russians have on this guy.

You mean "who they have on top of this guy".

Lindsey is a power bottom.

//NTTAWWT


I fail to see any 'power' about him.
 
2019-01-13 03:50:02 PM  

NeoCortex42: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Blanche needs to just STFU now. He's reaching Rudy levels of stupidity

I guess he and McCain shared a brain and McCain took it with him. Graham has spiraled worse and worse since McCain's death.


McCain said that if Hillary was elected, the Senate would block any SCOTUS nominations she made, no matter who she picked, when there was already an open seat.  And he was the moderate one.  Republicans are just awful people.
 
2019-01-13 03:51:01 PM  
What a liar.
A) Democrats didn't change the rules for SCOTUS
B) The "majority vote" rule wasn't even followed by Republicans. They gave NO vote at all for Garland.

What a farking liar!!!
 
2019-01-13 03:51:21 PM  
Sorry Linsay, I doubt Rob Halford is into closeted dudes such as yourself.

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2019-01-13 03:52:07 PM  

aaronx: The statement "Kavanaugh was a fine man" just kind of sits there and poops all over the stage. And Lindsey's treatment of Merrick Garland is a ghost hovering just out of eyesight.

History will not be kind to Lindsey Graham.


My foot will not be kind of Lindsey Graham's ass.

/Red Forman
 
2019-01-13 03:52:47 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: aaronx: The statement "Kavanaugh was a fine man" just kind of sits there and poops all over the stage. And Lindsey's treatment of Merrick Garland is a ghost hovering just out of eyesight.

History will not be kind to Lindsey Graham.

My foot will not be kind of Lindsey Graham's ass.

/Red Forman


Kind TO*.  Ugh f*ck me and my joke-telling abilities.
 
2019-01-13 03:55:56 PM  
Notice that Republicans don't do stuff to make America better. At no point that Graham make a case that a conservative judge was going to improve the US in any way. Instead it's "elections have consequences" is a quasi-threat to punish people that they disagree with.

Also, Graham is a lying shiathole. At least Wallace corrected the record for the audience, albeit in a super quick aside.
 
2019-01-13 03:57:07 PM  
We're gonna need a bigger bag of dicks.
 
2019-01-13 03:59:34 PM  
If McCain came back from the dead, he would have to slap a little biatch.
 
2019-01-13 04:00:33 PM  

EmmaLou: Trump's SCOTUS nominees should be impeached when his ties to Russia come to light and every law and EO he's signed should be automatically repealed.


And it should be noted in future history books as "The Great American Do-Over".
 
2019-01-13 04:00:56 PM  

not enough beer: holdmybones: blastoh: not enough beer: So Graham just lied about who changed the rules. McConnell changed the rules for SCOTUS nominees.

Kind of, he is telling an incomplete story. 

The Democrats changed the rules for lower court judges
However, they only did this specifically because the GOP was blocking all the nominations. 

And then yes, the GOP changed the rules for the Supreme Court nominee with Gorsuch. 

The real issue is that Lindsay Graham is still part of the Gingrich guard who thinks every argument can be won by complaining about "liberals/democrats"

He's in SC. He'd maybe change if anyone there required more than that.

May be the most underrated state in the "who's the stupidest state" running. Alabama and Mississippi don't have much on SC.

Well yeah outside of Charleston there is not much of value in SC.


Beaufort re(pre)sents that comment.
 
2019-01-13 04:03:27 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Reporters should just ask Trump-supporting Congresspeople what Russia has on them.


"We all knew the NRA money was dirty but we took it anyway because Party Uber Alles."

At a minimum. If the GRU doesn't also have gay blackmail on the loud homophobes I'll be surprised.
 
2019-01-13 04:04:10 PM  
This guy is another sales point for my future business, Plenty Pee and Me. Alot of people won't have the time and/or money required to piss on all the graves that will need peeing on.

My business will send you our customer specimen packet with vial for your urine. Return to us and your piss will be taken to the grave of your choice and poured into it. It will be filmed POV as if it was being pissed and you will receive a copy of the video.

The urine will be poured at 98.6 for proper steam in the winter.

I'm also thinking of hiring dancers in case piss is too vulgar for some.
 
2019-01-13 04:05:44 PM  

not enough beer: So Graham just lied about who changed the rules. McConnell changed the rules for SCOTUS nominees.


Done in one.

Blanche can go fark herself.
 
2019-01-13 04:06:22 PM  
Next question.  Senator Graham, do you think that the qualified conservative nominee will be you once they can remove your lips from Trump's ass?
 
2019-01-13 04:07:00 PM  
I'm hellbent on replacing Lindsey Graham with something more useful, like a snack machine, or a coat rack.
 
2019-01-13 04:07:36 PM  
Yeah,

And there was supposed to be "hell to pay" if Trump fires sessions too.

The guy talks much, says little with a lisp.
 
2019-01-13 04:07:56 PM  
Sounds like someone has the vapors.
 
2019-01-13 04:08:36 PM  
So how many times exactly did he fark Maria Butina?
 
2019-01-13 04:09:07 PM  
Glad people finally figuring out that Blanche ain't a moderate. Never has been.
 
2019-01-13 04:09:45 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: So how many times exactly did he fark Maria Butina?


Hmmmm... I'm going to say: zero.
 
2019-01-13 04:10:04 PM  
The rules of the Senate were changed, not by me! By them! And [Republicans] had to [change the rules] on the Supreme Court because they would not give us anybody and Kavanaugh was a fine man. They tried to destroy him."

It's so refreshing when they admit they're full of shiat.
 
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