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2019-01-13 09:35:14 AM  
In debates, Biden would chew Trumps ass up and spit it down his throat.
 
2019-01-13 10:02:18 AM  
Because global warming?

WTFDYW: In debates, Biden would chew Trumps ass up and spit it down his throat.


That's one way to get an STD.
 
2019-01-13 10:20:05 AM  

WTFDYW: In debates, Biden would chew Trumps ass up and spit it down his throat.


Woopsie. Wrong thread.
 
2019-01-13 10:32:23 AM  

WTFDYW: WTFDYW: In debates, Biden would chew Trumps ass up and spit it down his throat.

Woopsie. Wrong thread.


Was it? Was it really?
 
2019-01-13 10:54:58 AM  

GooberMcFly: WTFDYW: WTFDYW: In debates, Biden would chew Trumps ass up and spit it down his throat.

Woopsie. Wrong thread.

Was it? Was it really?


It works fine.
 
2019-01-13 11:10:03 AM  
Because 1/2 of this country is firmly in the belief that the only form of safe sex is no sex. Instead of using protection, hormones take over and people are unprepared.
 
2019-01-13 11:10:42 AM  
I've put my dick many places but never a lot.
 
2019-01-13 11:11:31 AM  
Are the anti-vaxxers against condoms as well?
 
2019-01-13 11:12:11 AM  
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2019-01-13 11:14:41 AM  

jayphat: Because 1/2 of this country is firmly in the belief that the only form of safe sex is no sex. Instead of using protection, hormones take over and people are unprepared.


Agreed.  Everybody forgets about ear sex.
 
2019-01-13 11:19:48 AM  
Because subby's mom still offers the two for one deal?
 
2019-01-13 11:31:21 AM  
Safe sex can be tricky, and many people are willing to have sex with other people where the employment of condoms, dental dams, and forward planning (honesty, testing) ruin what little attraction to their parnter exists.
 
2019-01-13 11:31:22 AM  
They're a performance vehicle, of course the rates are going to be high. You want that kind of power and handling, you're gonna pay for it.

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2019-01-13 11:33:07 AM  

jayphat: Because 1/2 of this country is firmly in the belief that the only form of safe sex is no sex. Instead of using protection, hormones take over and people are unprepared.


... but enough about women


/100% joking ladies
 
2019-01-13 11:33:46 AM  
Because alcohol sales are legal, and really, who goes for the "safe sex" option after driving drunk for a piece? If you're going to be risky, be risky, don't half ass it.
 
2019-01-13 11:34:03 AM  
"In the lifestyle to get my brains farked out"
 
2019-01-13 11:35:16 AM  

Arachnophobe: They're a performance vehicle, of course the rates are going to be high. You want that kind of power and handling, you're gonna pay for it.

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I would buy one but I don't want to pay the insurance.  And they just really aren't very comfortable for somebody that's six foot two.
 
2019-01-13 11:39:12 AM  
It's interesting that std rates started going up at the same time my ex wife left...
 
2019-01-13 11:39:50 AM  

AquaTatanka: Arachnophobe: They're a performance vehicle, of course the rates are going to be high. You want that kind of power and handling, you're gonna pay for it.

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I would buy one but I don't want to pay the insurance.  And they just really aren't very comfortable for somebody that's six foot two.


I test drove one, just to get it out of my system. Well, the regular WRX version, not the STI, I'm 6'1" and I was pretty comfortable. Ended up in my Outback because of the insurance and the whole 'only runs well on Premium gas' factors.
 
2019-01-13 11:39:59 AM  
"Culturally competent care"?
 
2019-01-13 11:41:50 AM  
LOT
 
2019-01-13 11:42:01 AM  

Salmon: Are the anti-vaxxers against condoms as well?


Dunno about anti-vaxxers per se, but at least some Trump loyalists are.
 
2019-01-13 11:45:17 AM  

TheSubjunctive: Salmon: Are the anti-vaxxers against condoms as well?

Dunno about anti-vaxxers per se, but at least some Trump loyalists are.


But there are never Trumper anti-vaxxers too.  They're just all-around ignorant
 
2019-01-13 11:46:14 AM  
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BONER!
 
2019-01-13 11:49:52 AM  

Arachnophobe: They're a performance vehicle, of course the rates are going to be high. You want that kind of power and handling, you're gonna pay for it.

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I'm seriously debating between this and a Charger R/T this spring. I like the performance of the Subaru, enjoy the space in the Charger being a tall guy.
 
2019-01-13 11:52:51 AM  

jayphat: Arachnophobe: They're a performance vehicle, of course the rates are going to be high. You want that kind of power and handling, you're gonna pay for it.

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I'm seriously debating between this and a Charger R/T this spring. I like the performance of the Subaru, enjoy the space in the Charger being a tall guy.


Get a room, you two!
And wear a condom.
 
2019-01-13 11:54:03 AM  
Because people are irresponsible.
 
2019-01-13 11:55:54 AM  
Because its a good way to scare and shame people for having sex in 2019, in much the same way  hellfire and scarlet letters used to?
 
2019-01-13 11:56:37 AM  

Nurglitch: Safe sex can be tricky, and many people are willing to have sex with other people where the employment of condoms, dental dams, and forward planning (honesty, testing) ruin what little attraction to their parnter exists.


Like if they are a big fat gross slump buster you just want get in and get out.
 
2019-01-13 11:57:18 AM  

Arachnophobe: They're a performance vehicle, of course the rates are going to be high. You want that kind of power and handling, you're gonna pay for it.

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That's hardcore four paws all day long if you know what I mean
 
2019-01-13 11:58:52 AM  
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2019-01-13 12:03:48 PM  

jayphat: Arachnophobe: They're a performance vehicle, of course the rates are going to be high. You want that kind of power and handling, you're gonna pay for it.

[img.fark.net image 640x480]

I'm seriously debating between this and a Charger R/T this spring. I like the performance of the Subaru, enjoy the space in the Charger being a tall guy.


STI will do well in curvy twisty situations while the Charger goes straight to the point FAST.
 
2019-01-13 12:04:04 PM  

Salmon: Are the anti-vaxxers against condoms as well?


They would be, if you told them that polymers and chemical compounds in the condom could cause autism in the resulting baby.
 
2019-01-13 12:04:18 PM  
Because creampies are awesome?
 
2019-01-13 12:04:48 PM  
Start some russian bot like fake news reports about a horrific new sex disease.  Like it makes your ding dong fall off.  Or turns you into a climate change denier and racist.  Or that it makes you genetically the father of most kids in foater homes, and if found out, your pay check will be garnished.

People will start having safe sex.
 
2019-01-13 12:06:31 PM  

ToeCheeseGrater: jayphat: Because 1/2 of this country is firmly in the belief that the only form of safe sex is no sex. Instead of using protection, hormones take over and people are unprepared.

Agreed.  Everybody forgets about ear sex.


I'm a big fan of aural sex.
 
2019-01-13 12:07:21 PM  

jayphat: Because 1/2 of this country is firmly in the belief that the only form of safe sex is no sex. Instead of using protection, hormones take over and people are unprepared.


Sorry, but your theory doesn't explain any better than the article why rates would increase that much in that short amount of time.
 
2019-01-13 12:10:35 PM  

Weatherkiss: Because creampies are awesome?


Family Guy - 10 Banana Cream Pies
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2019-01-13 12:13:22 PM  
Start eating lots of kim-chi, garlic, quit showering, turn the heat on and quit flushing....joining FARK will help too
 
2019-01-13 12:13:53 PM  
LaTour - People Are Still Having Sex
Youtube 0ImRyPymRAM
 
2019-01-13 12:17:01 PM  

Weatherkiss: Because creampies are awesome?


Damn straight.   How you doin'?
 
2019-01-13 12:22:37 PM  

jayphat: Because 1/2 of this country is firmly in the belief that the only form of safe sex is no sex. Instead of using protection, hormones take over and people are unprepared.


As opposed to being a teenager in the 90s when they convinced everyone that if they didn't use condoms, they'd get the AIDS?

Let's face it, some populations are riskier than others.
 
2019-01-13 12:23:55 PM  

Arachnophobe: They're a performance vehicle, of course the rates are going to be high. You want that kind of power and handling, you're gonna pay for it.

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It used to be a performance vehicle.

Unfortunately, they haven't actually tried to keep up with the competition.
 
2019-01-13 12:26:01 PM  

Arachnophobe: AquaTatanka: Arachnophobe: They're a performance vehicle, of course the rates are going to be high. You want that kind of power and handling, you're gonna pay for it.

[img.fark.net image 640x480]

I would buy one but I don't want to pay the insurance.  And they just really aren't very comfortable for somebody that's six foot two.

I test drove one, just to get it out of my system. Well, the regular WRX version, not the STI, I'm 6'1" and I was pretty comfortable. Ended up in my Outback because of the insurance and the whole 'only runs well on Premium gas' factors.


I had a WRX once.

It got the same fuel economy as the Mustang GT I had before it, but required premium.  I was averaging around 18mpg.

Frankly, the Mustang was a bit more entertaining.
 
2019-01-13 12:28:29 PM  
This AIDS thing's not working
 
2019-01-13 12:32:20 PM  
[T]he medical community is starting to acknowledge all the various ways that people have sex...

Please go on.
 
2019-01-13 12:33:55 PM  

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I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
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2019-01-13 12:39:47 PM  

cwheelie: "Culturally competent care"?


Acknowledging the fact that some people put their penis somewhere that isn't a vagina.
 
2019-01-13 12:44:24 PM  

edmo: GooberMcFly: WTFDYW: WTFDYW: In debates, Biden would chew Trumps ass up and spit it down his throat.

Woopsie. Wrong thread.

Was it? Was it really?

It works fine.


It's Fark. There is no such thing as a wrong cross post.
 
2019-01-13 12:45:51 PM  
If you don't like condoms then use the 5 seconds rule...
 
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