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2019-01-12 06:29:13 PM  
Oh Donnie. Poor treasonous shiatweasel. This whole weekend is going to be like that time in Mar-a-Lago when you binged on coke and KFC and had the worst shiats for a week.

...except this weekend of shiats will never end. We're only getting started. Hold onto your butt
 
2019-01-12 06:32:52 PM  
L
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F*ckin
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2019-01-12 06:34:20 PM  

somedude210: Oh Donnie. Poor treasonous shiatweasel. This whole weekend is going to be like that time in Mar-a-Lago when you binged on coke and KFC and had the worst shiats for a week.

...except this weekend of shiats will never end. We're only getting started. Hold onto your butt


Dude, this farking weekend will not let up!
Holy shiat.
Endgame is swiftly approaching. I take great joy knowing that 2 Scoops is farking fuming and tearing around the WH in a fit of rage that won't quit.
There might actually be consequences.
 
2019-01-12 06:35:20 PM  
"Trump has gone to extraordinary lengths to conceal details of his conversations with Putin, including taking his interpreter's notes and instructing a linguist not to discuss what transpired with administration officials."
 
2019-01-12 06:36:34 PM  
How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.
 
2019-01-12 06:39:24 PM  

Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.


This is a stupid question and you should feel bad for asking it.
 
2019-01-12 06:40:51 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.

This is a stupid question and you should feel bad for asking it.


Oh he can suspect. But genuinely, if there's no record of it on the US side, how do you find out.
 
2019-01-12 06:43:53 PM  

Gubbo: Markoff_Cheney: Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.

This is a stupid question and you should feel bad for asking it.

Oh he can suspect. But genuinely, if there's no record of it on the US side, how do you find out.


Compel Trump's as well as his families' translators to testify at the grand jury or come in and get under the interrogation lamp.
 
2019-01-12 06:45:02 PM  

Gubbo: Markoff_Cheney: Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.

This is a stupid question and you should feel bad for asking it.

Oh he can suspect. But genuinely, if there's no record of it on the US side, how do you find out.


Signal Intelligence, which has picked up everything else between the americans and russians involved.

between Five Eyes (US,UK,CAN,NZ,AUS) intel agencies monitoring all communications between the Russians and everyone talking to them, and the other NATO countries collecting their own intel on Russian activities, Mueller likely has sooo much raw intel on these assholes that there's no way a russian mouse can have a borscht fart without him hearing about it
 
2019-01-12 06:46:09 PM  
Is Trump wearing a wire for Meuller? Lol, Trump is a double agent, the mole.
 
2019-01-12 06:46:23 PM  

Gubbo: Markoff_Cheney: Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.

This is a stupid question and you should feel bad for asking it.

Oh he can suspect. But genuinely, if there's no record of it on the US side, how do you find out.


Either third party intelligence services or a mole in the Kremlin.  The latter is far less likely as if Putin is running Trump like a source then those in the loop are in the single digits.
 
2019-01-12 06:47:17 PM  
We're this any other President, Alex Jones and Coast to Coast AM would be all over this, signifying that this is proof of a lizard man invasion from the earth's hollow core.
 
2019-01-12 06:47:39 PM  

Gubbo: Markoff_Cheney: Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.

This is a stupid question and you should feel bad for asking it.

Oh he can suspect. But genuinely, if there's no record of it on the US side, how do you find out.


This is an even dumber response and you should punisher yourself for typing it out.
Mueller doesn't have to give a fark about those conversations, what lead up to them is his concern.
I'm assuming the counterintelligence investigation that we just learned about is all over this shiat though.
 
2019-01-12 06:48:38 PM  

Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.


Every intelligence agency on Earth has likely been recording every fart that president unsecured Android phone has blown out of his bloated ass for the last two years.  Someone has a recording of these meetings.
 
2019-01-12 06:48:55 PM  

Gubbo: Markoff_Cheney: Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.

This is a stupid question and you should feel bad for asking it.

Oh he can suspect. But genuinely, if there's no record of it on the US side, how do you find out.


Or he could read the transcript that Putin sent to Moscow. And was intercepted by NSA Signit. Hopefully?
 
2019-01-12 06:50:11 PM  
There's this old story about how ranchers would bang sheep at the edge of a cliff so they would push back.
 
2019-01-12 06:50:12 PM  

MattytheMouse: We're this any other President, Alex Jones and Coast to Coast AM would be all over this, signifying that this is proof of a lizard man invasion from the earth's hollow core.


I wouldn't ever suggest equating Art Bell with Alex Jones. Coast to Coast was harmless.
 
2019-01-12 06:50:56 PM  

somedude210: "Trump has gone to extraordinary lengths to conceal details of his conversations with Putin, including taking his interpreter's notes and instructing a linguist not to discuss what transpired with administration officials."


Is the linguist actually bound to not disclose anything. . .? Or is this another instance where Donnie seems to think his word carries more gravitas than it actually does.
 
2019-01-12 06:51:39 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Gubbo: Markoff_Cheney: Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.

This is a stupid question and you should feel bad for asking it.

Oh he can suspect. But genuinely, if there's no record of it on the US side, how do you find out.

This is an even dumber response and you should punisher yourself for typing it out.
Mueller doesn't have to give a fark about those conversations, what lead up to them is his concern.
I'm assuming the counterintelligence investigation that we just learned about is all over this shiat though.


Punisher?
I even proofed that a bit on my phone and still missed that.
fark it, time to get ready for stupid ass work party.
 
2019-01-12 06:51:42 PM  
LYIN' FAKE NEWS MEDIA!

The encounters were face-to-groin-and-butt, as Trump had to blow Putin and kiss his ass.

STUPID FAILING AMAZON WASHINGTON POST!
 
2019-01-12 06:53:15 PM  

Redh8t: Gubbo: Markoff_Cheney: Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.

This is a stupid question and you should feel bad for asking it.

Oh he can suspect. But genuinely, if there's no record of it on the US side, how do you find out.

Or he could read the transcript that Putin sent to Moscow. And was intercepted by NSA Signit. Hopefully?


Yes. I'm very sure the Russians don't encrypt things anymore
 
2019-01-12 06:54:16 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: MattytheMouse: We're this any other President, Alex Jones and Coast to Coast AM would be all over this, signifying that this is proof of a lizard man invasion from the earth's hollow core.

I wouldn't ever suggest equating Art Bell with Alex Jones. Coast to Coast was harmless.


Art Bell was a Trumper before he died.
 
2019-01-12 06:55:57 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: MattytheMouse: We're this any other President, Alex Jones and Coast to Coast AM would be all over this, signifying that this is proof of a lizard man invasion from the earth's hollow core.

I wouldn't ever suggest equating Art Bell with Alex Jones. Coast to Coast was harmless.


Okay, you're right. Art Bell was good, wholesome, conspiracy fun. . .  I'm not sure about George Noory, tho; I stopped listening around 2010, because it seemed like he was more of a reactionary conservative talk radio host.
 
2019-01-12 06:56:13 PM  

ltnor: Markoff_Cheney: MattytheMouse: We're this any other President, Alex Jones and Coast to Coast AM would be all over this, signifying that this is proof of a lizard man invasion from the earth's hollow core.

I wouldn't ever suggest equating Art Bell with Alex Jones. Coast to Coast was harmless.

Art Bell was a Trumper before he died.


My point still stands.
 
2019-01-12 06:56:26 PM  

OptionC: Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.

Every intelligence agency on Earth has likely been recording every fart that president unsecured Android phone has blown out of his bloated ass for the last two years.  Someone has a recording of these meetings.


If there's nothing in classified records, that means the Intel agencies don't have it either.

I mean that part of the reporting could be wrong of course
 
2019-01-12 06:57:16 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: somedude210: Oh Donnie. Poor treasonous shiatweasel. This whole weekend is going to be like that time in Mar-a-Lago when you binged on coke and KFC and had the worst shiats for a week.

...except this weekend of shiats will never end. We're only getting started. Hold onto your butt

Dude, this farking weekend will not let up!
Holy shiat.
Endgame is swiftly approaching. I take great joy knowing that 2 Scoops is farking fuming and tearing around the WH in a fit of rage that won't quit.
There might actually be consequences.


I still think Trump will stroke out before he willingly or unwillingly leaves office.
 
2019-01-12 06:57:49 PM  

Gubbo: OptionC: Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.

Every intelligence agency on Earth has likely been recording every fart that president unsecured Android phone has blown out of his bloated ass for the last two years.  Someone has a recording of these meetings.

If there's nothing in classified records, that means the Intel agencies don't have it either.

I mean that part of the reporting could be wrong of course


US intelligence agencies wouldn't be up on POTUS' phone.  Everyone else would.
 
2019-01-12 06:58:48 PM  

OptionC: Gubbo: OptionC: Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.

Every intelligence agency on Earth has likely been recording every fart that president unsecured Android phone has blown out of his bloated ass for the last two years.  Someone has a recording of these meetings.

If there's nothing in classified records, that means the Intel agencies don't have it either.

I mean that part of the reporting could be wrong of course

US intelligence agencies wouldn't be up on POTUS' phone.  Everyone else would.


Intel agencies share information. If there's nothing in the classified records, the Intel community doesn't have it

/again assumes that that part is true
 
2019-01-12 06:59:49 PM  
Think he knew this was being oublished today. Would explain this mornings jibberish
 
2019-01-12 07:00:52 PM  

Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.


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2019-01-12 07:01:20 PM  

MattytheMouse: somedude210: "Trump has gone to extraordinary lengths to conceal details of his conversations with Putin, including taking his interpreter's notes and instructing a linguist not to discuss what transpired with administration officials."

Is the linguist actually bound to not disclose anything. . .? Or is this another instance where Donnie seems to think his word carries more gravitas than it actually does.


That's the legal question that could only be decided in court.  Swalwell tried when it happened and was over ruled by Republicans.  Republicans are no longer in control of congress.  So it could conceivably be tested.
 
2019-01-12 07:02:04 PM  
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2019-01-12 07:02:51 PM  

MattytheMouse: We're this any other President, Alex Jones and Coast to Coast AM would be all over this, signifying that this is proof of a lizard man invasion from the earth's hollow core.


MattytheMouse -- only you can read this. Everyone else is seeing a different post in which I'm making a joke about the lizard men ordering Obama to put fluoride in the water to make the frogs gay, and how frogs say ribbit and condoms are ribbed and how it can't be a coincidence. Cease your investigations, MattytheMouse! Or we will inject fluoride directly into your eyeballs, making your corneas gay. And you will only be able to stare at men's behinds all day long! You'll see your boss at work, perhaps at the water color, and you won't be able to take your eyes off his genitals. You'll stare directly at that khaki'd crotch of his, and he will only assume that you want him to rub those Dockers all over your face. So cease your investigations! Only you can put an end to this, MattytheMouse! Choose wisely!
 
2019-01-12 07:04:35 PM  
Dear Washington Post,
my weekend chubby grows large.
I think I love you.
 
2019-01-12 07:05:17 PM  

Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.

Comrade Combover insists on using a unsecure phone and takes it with him everywhere even in areas these type of devices are not allowed. If all other nation's intel agencies have likely hacked it isn't it reasonable ours have too and can eavesdrop on all of his conversations even when he thinks the phone is off? We're talking James Bond versus Jethro Bodine.
 
2019-01-12 07:06:03 PM  
The FBI opened a counterintelligence operation on Trump so I'm gonna guess that he hasn't had a single conversation either digital, telephone, or in person that they were not listening to since it started.
 
2019-01-12 07:06:04 PM  

Mojongo: Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.
Comrade Combover insists on using a unsecure phone and takes it with him everywhere even in areas these type of devices are not allowed. If all other nation's intel agencies have likely hacked it isn't it reasonable ours have too and can eavesdrop on all of his conversations even when he thinks the phone is off? We're talking James Bond versus Jethro Bodine.


I'm just going off the part that says even the classified files don't have any info.

But I'm skeptical how a reporter would really know this to be true.
 
2019-01-12 07:06:07 PM  

PreMortem: Is Trump wearing a wire for Meuller? Lol, Trump is a double agent, the mole.


They found room to insert recording devices, in his ties.
 
2019-01-12 07:06:15 PM  

somedude210: "Trump has gone to extraordinary lengths to conceal details of his conversations with Putin, including taking his interpreter's notes and instructing a linguist not to discuss what transpired with administration officials."


It's ashamed the linguist didn't plan ahead and make backup notes.  See, this is you always appreciate a cunning linguist.
 
2019-01-12 07:07:06 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: There's this old story about how ranchers would bang sheep at the edge of a cliff so they would push back.


Smart'd.

Not that I agree with banging sheep, but I like ingenuity.
 
2019-01-12 07:09:16 PM  

HawgWild: MattytheMouse: We're this any other President, Alex Jones and Coast to Coast AM would be all over this, signifying that this is proof of a lizard man invasion from the earth's hollow core.

MattytheMouse -- only you can read this. Everyone else is seeing a different post in which I'm making a joke about the lizard men ordering Obama to put fluoride in the water to make the frogs gay, and how frogs say ribbit and condoms are ribbed and how it can't be a coincidence. Cease your investigations, MattytheMouse! Or we will inject fluoride directly into your eyeballs, making your corneas gay. And you will only be able to stare at men's behinds all day long! You'll see your boss at work, perhaps at the water color, and you won't be able to take your eyes off his genitals. You'll stare directly at that khaki'd crotch of his, and he will only assume that you want him to rub those Dockers all over your face. So cease your investigations! Only you can put an end to this, MattytheMouse! Choose wisely!


Dude, what? Your comment makes no-

Oh wait. . . Are you trying to use the Deep State filter? Dude, I think you misclicked something, because all I'm seeing is an incoherent rant about lizard-Obama and fluoridated water. I hope you didn't accidentally set it so that others can see the threat. . . The folks at the Denver Airport would not be happy about that.
 
2019-01-12 07:11:24 PM  

Gubbo: But I'm skeptical how a reporter would really know this to be true.


Many of the current leaks have come from Congress to the press. Congress might know through their oversight.

Personally, I wonder if the FBI reported "trap details" back to Captain Grapefruit, and waited to hear that repeated in chatter from those being observed....
 
2019-01-12 07:11:31 PM  
Did anything happen in the investigation after the Helsinki meeting that would infer that they were listened to? Like an indictment or raid?
 
2019-01-12 07:12:04 PM  

Gubbo: Mojongo: Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.
Comrade Combover insists on using a unsecure phone and takes it with him everywhere even in areas these type of devices are not allowed. If all other nation's intel agencies have likely hacked it isn't it reasonable ours have too and can eavesdrop on all of his conversations even when he thinks the phone is off? We're talking James Bond versus Jethro Bodine.

I'm just going off the part that says even the classified files don't have any info.

But I'm skeptical how a reporter would really know this to be true.


I think the article is merely referring to classified memos inside the WH. Not highly classified intelligence reports.
 
2019-01-12 07:12:21 PM  
Third: as I've said, the GOP is backed into a corner. They know that THE FBI KNOWS. They know they have shiat on them (as do our allies). They just don't know exactly WHAT or WHEN or HOW it's going to come home to roost. And they're freaking out. #gymjordan
- Sara Danner Dukic (@saradannerdukic) July 30, 2018
 
2019-01-12 07:13:46 PM  
At what point do they storm in and cuff him, drag him off to GITMO?
 
2019-01-12 07:14:36 PM  

Redh8t: Gubbo: Mojongo: Gubbo: How can Mueller know what was said if nobody was there and nobody wrote it down.
Comrade Combover insists on using a unsecure phone and takes it with him everywhere even in areas these type of devices are not allowed. If all other nation's intel agencies have likely hacked it isn't it reasonable ours have too and can eavesdrop on all of his conversations even when he thinks the phone is off? We're talking James Bond versus Jethro Bodine.

I'm just going off the part that says even the classified files don't have any info.

But I'm skeptical how a reporter would really know this to be true.

I think the article is merely referring to classified memos inside the WH. Not highly classified intelligence reports.


The article says that Intel agencies rely on those readouts that are provided.

Now maybe you're right. And something like that would be kept pretty damned secret I imagine.

Either way it's a nice of shambolic, shocking, and surprisingly obvious.
 
2019-01-12 07:14:51 PM  
Чрезвычайное положение - станет легким способом для исполнительной власти в единоличном порядке управлять страной, не обращая внимание на Конгресс. @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/oYR3DC4NTU
- АРТЕМ КЛЮШИН  (@ARTEM_KLYUSHIN) January 12, 2019

translation: A state of emergency would be an easy way for the executive to govern the country, without paying attention to the Congress. @realDonaldTrump

/Putin's playbook, actually
 
2019-01-12 07:15:24 PM  

somedude210: Third: as I've said, the GOP is backed into a corner. They know that THE FBI KNOWS. They know they have shiat on them (as do our allies). They just don't know exactly WHAT or WHEN or HOW it's going to come home to roost. And they're freaking out. #gymjordan
- Sara Danner Dukic (@saradannerdukic) July 30, 2018


How do they think it's going to look in a year or two when everyone knows that they knew and did nothing to protect the United States of America?
 
2019-01-12 07:15:48 PM  

somedude210: Чрезвычайное положение - станет легким способом для исполнительной власти в единоличном порядке управлять страной, не обращая внимание на Конгресс. @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/oYR3DC4NTU
- АРТЕМ КЛЮШИН  (@ARTEM_KLYUSHIN) January 12, 2019

translation: A state of emergency would be an easy way for the executive to govern the country, without paying attention to the Congress. @realDonaldTrump

/Putin's playbook, actually


I don't think Trump reads Russian.

/I barely think he reads English
 
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