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(Metro)   Ever wondered why you like to get freaky in a particular way?   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2019-01-12 02:06:28 PM  
INTP: lowest number of sex partners. Well, there you have it, this test is right on the money.
 
2019-01-12 02:27:10 PM  

scumm: INTP: lowest number of sex partners. Well, there you have it, this test is right on the money.


I resemble that remark.
 
2019-01-12 02:52:35 PM  
No. Some things are best left unknown.
 
2019-01-12 03:03:37 PM  
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2019-01-12 03:20:14 PM  
Nope. I have my kinks but have never wondered about them. After reading tfa, it still didn't explain anything.
The threesome thing especially. With my ex, I would have been open to it. With my wife, hell no.
 
2019-01-12 03:35:32 PM  
Myers-Briggs = horoscopes.
 
2019-01-12 03:36:53 PM  
No, no, no, and no. It's pretty much "no" all the way down. Anybody who puts any credence in any of those so-called personality tests should run for pre*disent.. like 2Scoops.
 
2019-01-12 04:06:43 PM  

theropod: Myers-Briggs = horoscopes.


Absolutely! I see so many academics talking about Myers-Briggs results and it still floods me.
 
2019-01-12 04:07:27 PM  

slepygryhnd: theropod: Myers-Briggs = horoscopes.

Absolutely! I see so many academics talking about Myers-Briggs results and it still floods me.


FLOORS. Why did my phone correct floors to floods? Who knows.
 
2019-01-12 04:37:21 PM  
Ever wonder what it's like to get freaky with a particular individual?
 
2019-01-12 04:47:30 PM  

slepygryhnd: theropod: Myers-Briggs = horoscopes.

Absolutely! I see so many academics talking about Myers-Briggs results and it still floods me.


Go on...
 
2019-01-12 04:50:40 PM  

slepygryhnd: slepygryhnd: theropod: Myers-Briggs = horoscopes.

Absolutely! I see so many academics talking about Myers-Briggs results and it still floods me.

FLOORS. Why did my phone correct floors to floods? Who knows.


PAMY - most likely to be subconsciously into splooshing?

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2019-01-12 04:54:07 PM  
I tried getting freaky once, but there was a misunderstanding.
Now Jimmy John's won't deliver here anymore.
 
2019-01-12 05:27:43 PM  

theropod: Myers-Briggs = horoscopes.


So true. I have a BS in Experimental Psychology and luckily had a professor that argued against a BA in psychology, if you know what I mean. I did the full Meyers-Briggs multiple times and I would get different results. It's more sophisticated than a horoscope, but incredibly soft science regardless.
 
2019-01-12 05:30:31 PM  
Like the back of a Volkswagen?
 
2019-01-12 05:30:32 PM  
Those are some pretty small correlations if you go to the real article.

84% of commanders are adventurous down to 63% for defenders.

I guess something worth knowing on the macro scale but won't be very useful to try to identify an individual.
 
2019-01-12 05:35:29 PM  
Architect
Entertainer
Debater

neat.
 
2019-01-12 05:37:57 PM  
EIEIO: Most likely to initiate a threesome involving animals.
 
2019-01-12 05:37:57 PM  

ltnor: Nope. I have my kinks but have never wondered about them. After reading tfa, it still didn't explain anything.
The threesome thing especially. With my ex, I would have been open to it. With my wife, hell no.


That's why you always bring a prostitute to a wife swapping party.
 
2019-01-12 05:38:49 PM  
INTJENFVISTPENFPESTJENTJENTPISFP
 
2019-01-12 05:40:51 PM  
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2019-01-12 05:41:23 PM  
That didn't address 'why' at all.

I've always assumed the why is usually events, images, and people from your formative years. Sure as shiat is for me anyway.
 
2019-01-12 05:41:45 PM  
WTF.  All wrong.  The Keirsey Bates (Myers Briggs) is about understanding the other person's psych language and getting the tools to communicate a meaningful message.  Or in institutions, understanding the predominant institutional personality, and surviving and thriving when that isn't your personality preference.  There's also the factor that each of the 16 types are not equally distributed.  Many are about 1-2% of the population.

The ranking reads like a shoe size assessment, not a communication skill toolbox.

The scholars at the commuter throwaway paper have really disappointed.  Probably under stress from not getting laid as frequently as the Cubbies winning the pennant.
 
2019-01-12 05:46:53 PM  

theropod: Myers-Briggs = horoscopes.


Even psychologists generally recognize that Myers-Briggs is bullshiat, and psychologists are not known for having sensitive, or indeed any, bullshiat detectors.
 
2019-01-12 05:47:02 PM  

theropod: Myers-Briggs = horoscopes.


I think it depends.

If all your numbers are strong line up at the extremes on each scale, then it is accurate. But if your numbers land in the middle of each of the four scales, then you aren't so easily defined by something like this.

Logician (INTP ) - lowest average number of sex partners


Accurate
 
2019-01-12 05:47:23 PM  
Never given it much thought.

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2019-01-12 05:48:39 PM  
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2019-01-12 05:48:57 PM  

Kouta: Never given it much thought.

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I'm picturing toys made by Black & Decker. . .
 
Oak
2019-01-12 05:49:09 PM  
I'm so sexy, my Myers-Briggs profile is PIMP

/Narrator: He wa lying
 
2019-01-12 05:50:50 PM  

scumm: INTP: lowest number of sex partners. Well, there you have it, this test is right on the money.


You're into pee?

j/k. INTJ here, and most definitely not an INFJ.
 
2019-01-12 05:54:03 PM  
That whole article is junk. It didn't mention goats even once.
 
2019-01-12 05:54:54 PM  
Basically, it's something like a horoscope, for your sex life


So in other words, bullshiat?


/for my freakiness I blame (thank?) drugs, and punk rock.
 
2019-01-12 05:59:39 PM  

Boojum2k: Kouta: Never given it much thought.

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I'm picturing toys made by Black & Decker. . .


Black and Decker certainly don't directly make sex toys, but their products can be used to make them or be modified into them.

Reciprocating saws have quite a lot of adapters

/so I've heard
 
2019-01-12 06:01:44 PM  

UncleDirtNap: EIEIO: Most likely to initiate a threesome involving animals.


It's not cheating when it's your own dog.
 
2019-01-12 06:03:02 PM  
I'm ISFP, but the article doesn't explain why I keep having those dreams about Robert Mueller.
 
2019-01-12 06:03:31 PM  

scumm: INTP: lowest number of sex partners. Well, there you have it, this test is right on the money.


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2019-01-12 06:04:49 PM  

MillionDollarMo: INTJENFVISTPENFPESTJENTJENTPISFP


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2019-01-12 06:08:22 PM  
Ok well I know I just said this was bullshiat, but I enjoy occasional time wasting bullshiat so let's see..

Debater (ENTP) - most willing to have anal sex

lol

I won't lie that this was brought up before with current GF, but the deal was fair play and she gets a go as well, so we peaceably decided to hard pass on the notion.

/had a friend try a sneaky finger once, learned that day gravity is not a constant as I damn near shot through the roof.
 
2019-01-12 06:09:28 PM  
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2019-01-12 06:10:58 PM  

orbister: theropod: Myers-Briggs = horoscopes.

Even psychologists generally recognize that Myers-Briggs is bullshiat, and psychologists are not known for having sensitive, or indeed any, bullshiat detectors.


#NotAllPsychologists

To be fair, I'm a bit biased, as I'm married to one. But she does forensic psychology, which has a LOT of bullshiat detection going on. Some of her colleagues, though. You're right on the money. At a Christmas party, one started talking about auras, like, in a non-ironic fashion. I was too polite to call her an idiot to her face, but I was tempted.

My wife is a strong proponent of empirically backed testing, though. There are people working to make it better. I think I remember her telling people that ask what her Meyers-Briggs score is that it's "GTFO".
 
2019-01-12 06:11:48 PM  

adj_m: /had a friend try a sneaky finger once


The Fark phrase for this is "he gave me a UFIA."
 
2019-01-12 06:14:48 PM  

JTtheCajun: orbister: theropod: Myers-Briggs = horoscopes.

Even psychologists generally recognize that Myers-Briggs is bullshiat, and psychologists are not known for having sensitive, or indeed any, bullshiat detectors.

#NotAllPsychologists

To be fair, I'm a bit biased, as I'm married to one. But she does forensic psychology, which has a LOT of bullshiat detection going on. Some of her colleagues, though. You're right on the money. At a Christmas party, one started talking about auras, like, in a non-ironic fashion. I was too polite to call her an idiot to her face, but I was tempted.

My wife is a strong proponent of empirically backed testing, though. There are people working to make it better. I think I remember her telling people that ask what her Meyers-Briggs score is that it's "GTFO".


Ah, so you're the personality type that isn't into aural.

Or am I getting my homonyms confused?
 
2019-01-12 06:15:00 PM  
Because I am a disgusting, creepy person and that's how I roll.
 
2019-01-12 06:15:04 PM  

Diagonal: No, no, no, and no. It's pretty much "no" all the way down. Anybody who puts any credence in any of those so-called personality tests should run for pre*disent.. like 2Scoops.


Also a "no and no" for me. I was on the borderline of two types when I took the test about 15 years ago, and neither of the things said about either type in TFA describe me.
 
2019-01-12 06:15:10 PM  
The article didn't mention the meaning behind my bathroom getting cleaned by subby's mom.
 
2019-01-12 06:18:52 PM  

Fireproof: adj_m: /had a friend try a sneaky finger once

The Fark phrase for this is "he gave me a UFIA."


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2019-01-12 06:20:11 PM  
No, I've never wondered why I like blow jobs and big tits
 
2019-01-12 06:20:14 PM  

adj_m: Ok well I know I just said this was bullshiat, but I enjoy occasional time wasting bullshiat so let's see..

Debater (ENTP) - most willing to have anal sex

lol

I won't lie that this was brought up before with current GF, but the deal was fair play and she gets a go as well, so we peaceably decided to hard pass on the notion.

/had a friend try a sneaky finger once, learned that day gravity is not a constant as I damn near shot through the roof.


With pleasure, amirite?
 
2019-01-12 06:25:14 PM  

Special Guest: adj_m: Ok well I know I just said this was bullshiat, but I enjoy occasional time wasting bullshiat so let's see..

Debater (ENTP) - most willing to have anal sex

lol

I won't lie that this was brought up before with current GF, but the deal was fair play and she gets a go as well, so we peaceably decided to hard pass on the notion.

/had a friend try a sneaky finger once, learned that day gravity is not a constant as I damn near shot through the roof.

With pleasure, amirite?


Well, I did always want to learn how to fly.

As Churchill once said, "Victory at all costs".
 
2019-01-12 06:25:42 PM  
FTA:
"Basically, it's something like a horoscope, for your sex life -"
Because it's all pretty much just made-up bullshiat trying to seem knowledgeable.
 
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