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(Twitter)   Who better to lead the World Bank than Ivanka Trump? Anyone? Anyone would be better? Well ok then   (twitter.com) divider line
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2019-01-11 03:20:10 PM  
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2019-01-11 03:22:09 PM  
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2019-01-11 03:23:59 PM  
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2019-01-11 03:25:47 PM  
The World Bank has strict anti nepotism rules.

Of course so does the White House...
 
2019-01-11 03:29:11 PM  
How did I miss that the World Bank blew up yesterday?  I would think with all the politics nerds here someone would have posted it.
 
2019-01-11 03:30:16 PM  
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2019-01-11 03:33:12 PM  
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Anyone...anyone...anyone?
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EVERYONE!
 
2019-01-11 03:33:27 PM  
WH is in dire need of some sort of diversion...
 
2019-01-11 03:33:46 PM  
"FT says..."

I assume FT stands for "F*ck This".
 
2019-01-11 03:36:51 PM  
I love remembering how there were all the anonymous sources from the start that were just like "what the fark is Ivanka doing here, and what the fark does she even do?" pretty much every time she showed up to a cabinet meeting and just kinda hovered around uselessly.
 
2019-01-11 03:37:56 PM  
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2019-01-11 03:39:26 PM  
Yeah, that financial collapse in 2008-9 wasn't that bad. Let's try to top it!!

Pussies.
 
2019-01-11 03:41:31 PM  
JFC
 
2019-01-11 03:48:34 PM  
This... this is a joke, right?

I mean, no one is this f*cking stupid, right?
 
2019-01-11 04:00:57 PM  
So, she's barred for life from ever running a charity in New York, but let's make her head of the World Bank!  Sure, great idea!
 
2019-01-11 04:01:49 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

arappeport: FT says Ivanka Trump's name is being floated to head World Bank. https://t.co/wbNL7AcAym


so that's one way to get the Russian mob into the world bank
 
2019-01-11 04:05:58 PM  

OldRod: So, she's barred for life from ever running a charity in New York, but let's make her head of the World Bank!  Sure, great idea!


Yeah, but the Rothschilds and "globalists" and such as...

You just hate a strong Aryan woman standing up for her people.

I can't... this is just. No, just... no.

Can we please start over now?!
 
2019-01-11 04:08:58 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: This... this is a joke, right?

I mean, no one is this f*cking stupid, right?


I think we already know the answer to the second question.
 
2019-01-11 04:10:03 PM  

NewportBarGuy: OldRod: So, she's barred for life from ever running a charity in New York, but let's make her head of the World Bank!  Sure, great idea!

Yeah, but the Rothschilds and "globalists" and such as...

You just hate a strong Aryan woman standing up for her people.

I can't... this is just. No, just... no.

Can we please start over now?!


Get Superman to fly around the world backwards and erase the last 3 years?  Yeah, I'm OK with that!
 
2019-01-11 04:15:52 PM  
What in the f*ck does it take to get people off their asses?

Apparently, as long as we have Netflix and delivery pizza, we're fine.

The daughter of the most corrupt man since Caligula is being considered for one of the most important jobs in the world. What's the catalyst? What does it take? And the REALLY scary thing is that Ivanka isn't even nearly as stupid as her father.
 
2019-01-11 04:19:10 PM  
But Complicity at least as vindictive as her daddy.
 
2019-01-11 04:19:15 PM  

Gubbo: The World Bank has strict anti nepotism rules.

Of course so does the White House...


The World Bank has nothing to do with the Trump family (other than that fact that they're each farking jokes in their own way, of course) or with the U.S. government. So I'm not sure how anti-nepotism rules would apply.
 
2019-01-11 04:23:57 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: The daughter of the most corrupt man since Caligula is being considered for one of the most important jobs in the world.


The head of the World Bank is certainly not "one of the most important jobs in the world"--it's about as important as being the head of, I dunno, maybe the Better Business Bureau.  Not to suggest that this particular fatherfarker is an any way qualified for or suited to that job, of course.
 
2019-01-11 04:24:34 PM  

BizarreMan: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: This... this is a joke, right?

I mean, no one is this f*cking stupid, right?

I think we already know the answer to the second question.


Let me live for a moment in the timeline where we don't.
 
2019-01-11 04:24:54 PM  

Cyberluddite: Gubbo: The World Bank has strict anti nepotism rules.

Of course so does the White House...

The World Bank has nothing to do with the Trump family (other than that fact that they're each farking jokes in their own way, of course) or with the U.S. government. So I'm not sure how anti-nepotism rules would apply.


I think they would find a way to extend them to political leaders.
 
2019-01-11 04:30:21 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: BizarreMan: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: This... this is a joke, right?

I mean, no one is this f*cking stupid, right?

I think we already know the answer to the second question.

Let me live for a moment in the timeline where we don't.


Have another drink.  You're too sober.
 
2019-01-11 04:50:34 PM  
The amazing part is she probably thinks she actually earned everything she has.
 
2019-01-11 06:14:53 PM  
That idea sounds like a floater
 
2019-01-11 06:18:26 PM  

Cyberluddite: ecmoRandomNumbers: The daughter of the most corrupt man since Caligula is being considered for one of the most important jobs in the world.

The head of the World Bank is certainly not "one of the most important jobs in the world"--it's about as important as being the head of, I dunno, maybe the Better Business Bureau.  Not to suggest that this particular fatherfarker is an any way qualified for or suited to that job, of course.


Have you ever set pen to paper that had 10 digits behind it? I know I haven't.

A billion here, a billion there. That adds up to real money after a little bit.
 
2019-01-11 06:18:28 PM  
Floated by who?
 
2019-01-11 06:20:27 PM  

fusillade762: Floated by who?


There are so many turds in the punch bowl now, I don't think it matters who actually said it.
 
2019-01-11 06:23:25 PM  
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2019-01-11 06:25:21 PM  
When Rudy was floated for running cybersecurity, I laughed out loud and said to someone "I could do a much better job than him".

Here we are again.  I could run this better than Ivanka.
 
2019-01-11 06:26:18 PM  
Bernie Madoff would be a better pick than her.
 
2019-01-11 06:27:12 PM  

UberDave: The amazing part is she probably thinks she actually earned everything she has.


But imagine what she imagines would be the greatest grift evar by the greatest griftteam evar.
 
2019-01-11 06:27:36 PM  
Me.  I would be a better choice than Ivanka for heading the World Bank.

I would also be a terrible choice, but compared to Ivanka...
 
2019-01-11 06:27:52 PM  
She's gotta have SOMETHING to occupy her until Ginsburg is off the court.
 
2019-01-11 06:28:06 PM  
My runny, buffalo flavored shiats the morning after a night of hot wings would run ______ better than $Trump.
 
2019-01-11 06:28:21 PM  
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2019-01-11 06:29:22 PM  
Lucretia's PR flack must have hit copy all on his fan fiction submittal.
 
2019-01-11 06:29:47 PM  
I mean, she's a terrible choice, but I can certainly think of worse.
 
2019-01-11 06:30:23 PM  

NewportBarGuy: OldRod: So, she's barred for life from ever running a charity in New York, but let's make her head of the World Bank!  Sure, great idea!

Yeah, but the Rothschilds and "globalists" and such as...

You just hate a strong Aryan woman standing up for her people.

I can't... this is just. No, just... no.

Can we please start over now?!


Did you forget Ivanka converted to (((Globalism))) when she married Kushner?
 
2019-01-11 06:30:31 PM  
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2019-01-11 06:31:08 PM  
Her being UN Ambassador isn't looking so stupid now, is it?
 
2019-01-11 06:31:21 PM  

UberDave: The amazing part is she probably thinks she actually earned everything she has.


Probably??

I bet she thinks she deserved being awarded all of those patents in China after Dotard had a meeting with Xi
 
2019-01-11 06:32:03 PM  
Me. My boobs are real.
 
2019-01-11 06:32:25 PM  

UberDave: The amazing part is she probably thinks she actually earned everything she has.


Of course she's earned everything. She fell out of the right vajayjay.

I mean, even her new face. She earned that.

Also, does Donald think he gets to appoint someone?
 
2019-01-11 06:32:36 PM  
She's young, attractive, and has connections throughout the world, and has created businesses out of nothing. Those sound like the qualities I would look for when hiring someone to run a bank.
 
2019-01-11 06:33:06 PM  
Jesus Forking Crikeys.  The deplorables are going to stand up and cheer.  Just what is needed to chase the shape changin' lizzard people out of the banking industry...

SaRcAsM!!!!  (the second part not the first part)
 
2019-01-11 06:34:06 PM  

snowshovel: She's young, attractive, and has connections throughout the world, and has created businesses out of nothing. Those sound like the qualities I would look for when hiring someone to run a bank.


You are funny
 
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