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2019-01-11 12:46:17 PM  
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2019-01-11 12:49:56 PM  
Rookie. Flask or coffee cups.
 
2019-01-11 12:50:50 PM  

Original: Freshman Rep. Joe Cunningham (D-SC) just tried to take a 6-pack of beer onto the House floor and was told that's not allowed.



Could we call him an average Joe 6-pack?
 
2019-01-11 12:51:44 PM  
Beer? Man, you're going to need something stronger than that if you ever expect to make it longer than one term.
 
2019-01-11 12:55:40 PM  
I'll allow it.
Next time bring enough for everybody!
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2019-01-11 12:58:21 PM  
Bud Light?!

LOCK HIM UP!
 
2019-01-11 01:00:12 PM  
I have to find the Tweet, but he lost a bet to someone over the Alabama/Clemson game and owed the guy a six-pack.
 
2019-01-11 01:00:42 PM  
6 pack? So not a total farker then.
 
2019-01-11 01:01:37 PM  
N00b
 
2019-01-11 01:02:35 PM  

bobtheme: I have to find the Tweet, but he lost a bet to someone over the Alabama/Clemson game and owed the guy a six-pack.


Found it.

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2019-01-11 01:04:06 PM  

bobtheme: bobtheme: I have to find the Tweet, but he lost a bet to someone over the Alabama/Clemson game and owed the guy a six-pack.

Found it.

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So, not a farker. A farker would have closed with "Duke sucks!"
 
2019-01-11 01:04:52 PM  

bobtheme: bobtheme: I have to find the Tweet, but he lost a bet to someone over the Alabama/Clemson game and owed the guy a six-pack.

Found it.

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umm. Clemson won.
 
2019-01-11 01:09:03 PM  

thehobbes: bobtheme: bobtheme: I have to find the Tweet, but he lost a bet to someone over the Alabama/Clemson game and owed the guy a six-pack.

Found it.

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umm. Clemson won.


Fake news.
 
2019-01-11 01:18:55 PM  
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2019-01-11 01:26:02 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

lbarronlopez: Freshman Rep. Joe Cunningham (D-SC) just tried to take a 6-pack of beer onto the House floor and was told that's not allowed. "It's Friday too," he said laughing as he turned around.


He should take that to the Supreme Court. I would love to read K-Dog's opinion.
 
2019-01-11 01:27:42 PM  

thehobbes: Rookie. Flask or coffee cups.


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2019-01-11 01:27:50 PM  

thehobbes: [img.fark.net image 287x443]


SET HIM FREE!!
 
2019-01-11 01:29:59 PM  
I thought beer was a symbol of the patriarchy now?  Shouldn't farkers be drinking something harder anyways?
 
2019-01-11 01:30:52 PM  
Should have went with 4 Loco no one knows that's an alcoholic beverage, they just think it is an energy drink.
 
2019-01-11 01:31:38 PM  

thehobbes: [img.fark.net image 287x443]


Of COURSE the rep from Oregon is the head of the Small Brewers Caucus. 

Frankly I'd be disappointed if the head wasn't from Oregon. 

/so many amazing beers
//miss my home state
///AZ actually has some great ones too
\I'm not drunk enough for this many slashies
 
2019-01-11 01:31:56 PM  
But President-1 decriminalized crime!
 
2019-01-11 01:32:18 PM  

spongeboob: Should have went with 4 Loco no one knows that's an alcoholic beverage, they just think it is an energy drink.


That only applies to elected officials from Florida.
 
2019-01-11 01:32:52 PM  

orezona: thehobbes: [img.fark.net image 287x443]

Of COURSE the rep from Oregon is the head of the Small Brewers Caucus. 

Frankly I'd be disappointed if the head wasn't from Oregon. 

/so many amazing beers
//miss my home state
///AZ actually has some great ones too
\I'm not drunk enough for this many slashies


username checks out.
 
2019-01-11 01:33:12 PM  

snocone: I'll allow it.
Next time bring enough for everybody!
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Serious question: Why are Republicans always such angry, sneering c*nts?
 
2019-01-11 01:33:19 PM  

spongeboob: Should have went with 4 Loco no one knows that's an alcoholic beverage, they just think it is an energy drink.


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Back in the early 2000's I worked in a small welding shop and we were able to get away with bringing these in for almost a year straight, telling the boss they're special energy drinks just for welders.
 
2019-01-11 01:33:22 PM  
Where is the Beer-Partysan agreement?
 
2019-01-11 01:33:31 PM  
HE LIKES BEER

 
2019-01-11 01:33:43 PM  
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2019-01-11 01:34:10 PM  

snocone: Next time bring enough for everybody!


Came here to say this. It's just common courtesy.

Though most of them probably balk at anything under 40 proof.
=Smidge=
 
2019-01-11 01:35:47 PM  
So he got it into the building but not right on the House floor? At least you can drink in the offices or side rooms

HairyNevus: [iCan of Wine]

They actually have those now... it's not too obvious but I'll pass
 
2019-01-11 01:39:30 PM  
"Not allowed"? Under what rule?
 
2019-01-11 01:45:19 PM  

thehobbes: [img.fark.net image 287x443]


Not Bud Light?  Show him to the wine cellar....
 
2019-01-11 01:48:41 PM  
So, handing out lobbyist cheques on the floor is fine, but bringing a six pack is frowned upon. What farked priorities.
 
2019-01-11 01:49:40 PM  

thehobbes: Rookie. Flask or coffee cups.

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I approve of this message
 
2019-01-11 01:49:45 PM  

berylman: So he got it into the building but not right on the House floor? At least you can drink in the offices or side rooms


According to my extensive research (watching of The West Wing), all employees of the white House or any member of Congress have a mini-fridge full of beer, which they drink at work after 5:00.
 
2019-01-11 01:49:52 PM  

thehobbes: Rookie. Flask or coffee cups.


Boehner had a hollowed out gavel
 
2019-01-11 01:57:33 PM  

snocone: I'll allow it.
Next time bring enough for everybody!
[Link][images.newrepublic.com image 578x385]


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2019-01-11 02:02:07 PM  
Security might let him through if he has the hat with tubes to your mouth on.
 
2019-01-11 02:02:09 PM  
 
2019-01-11 02:03:37 PM  
Fake news.  A real beer drinker would have been singing this song while walking in...

Beer! by PSYCHOSTICK [OFFICIAL VIDEO] 'Beer is good and stuff'
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2019-01-11 02:04:11 PM  

HairBolus: https://twitter.com/RepCunningham/sta​t​us/1083778744572100608
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I already like the guy.
 
2019-01-11 02:05:29 PM  

HairyNevus: thehobbes: Rookie. Flask or coffee cups.

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2019-01-11 02:06:05 PM  

snocone: I'll allow it.
Next time bring enough for everybody!
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2019-01-11 02:07:32 PM  
We pranked an NCO once, with a smuggled 6 pack.
Christmas eve shift and he "caught" us with a cold six pack before we could even open it, right at the beginning of the shift. And put the evidence in his locker, on the top shelf, right above his nice going to the Christmas eve party after work clothes.


Where it sat.

And all the ice from the water we had filled the cans with using the ice pick holes under the cans with melted.

On top of his nice going to the Christmas eve party after work clothes.

And he had no dry clothes.

Or evidence.
 
2019-01-11 02:12:06 PM  

abb3w: "Not allowed"? Under what rule?


Probably:
RULE XXIII
There is hereby established by and for the House the following code of conduct, to be known as the ''Code of Official Conduct'':
1. A Member, Delegate, Resident Commissioner, officer, or employee of the House shall behave at all times  in a manner that shall reflect creditably on the House.
 
2019-01-11 02:12:41 PM  

Autoerotic Defenestration: [i.imgflip.com image 436x306]


In Russia, they would call Vodka and Robitussun, " A Pick Me up"...
 
2019-01-11 02:15:29 PM  

thehobbes: bobtheme: bobtheme: I have to find the Tweet, but he lost a bet to someone over the Alabama/Clemson game and owed the guy a six-pack.

Found it.

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umm. Clemson won.


This is how ridiculous Alabama has become. Even when they lose, and you bet on them to win...you still win.
 
2019-01-11 02:16:25 PM  
 Fill up an empty bottle of water with vodak and reseal it with Camo Caps. It's so easy, a caveman could do it.
 
2019-01-11 02:19:06 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: snocone: I'll allow it.
Next time bring enough for everybody!
[images.newrepublic.com image 578x385]

Serious question: Why are Republicans always such angry, sneering c*nts?


They take after their constituency.
 
2019-01-11 02:22:46 PM  
Had a room mate in the USAF who was underage, he'd drink this. He wasn't quite right.

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