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(Some Guy)   Do we really need a North and South Dakota? No, we need "MegaKota"   (kvrr.com) divider line
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2019-01-10 7:14:09 PM  
Why not combine West By God Virginia and Kaintucky (sorry Drew) into one big hillbilly heaven?
 
2019-01-10 7:15:15 PM  
Give all the 'New' states back to their namesakes too.
 
2019-01-10 7:31:15 PM  
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2019-01-10 7:31:20 PM  

netizencain: Give all the 'New' states back to their namesakes too.


The fark has Hampshire ever done to you?
 
2019-01-10 7:32:02 PM  
I'd watch Godzilla vs. MegaKota.
 
2019-01-10 7:45:05 PM  
We could sweeten the deal by offering Saskatchewan and Manitoba, as long as you take their mosquitoes also.
 
2019-01-10 7:48:21 PM  
We don't need two Carolinas either.
 
2019-01-10 7:53:50 PM  
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2019-01-10 7:56:47 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: We don't need two Carolinas either.


Speak for yourself.
 
2019-01-10 8:00:23 PM  
As a Minnesotan, I feel it important to keep the Dakotans divided, so they don't force their unfocused pro sports fandom and love of flatness on the rest of the 5 state region.
 
2019-01-10 8:03:41 PM  
Maybe just Dakota?
 
2019-01-10 8:06:59 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: AdmirableSnackbar: We don't need two Carolinas either.

Speak for yourself.


We should merge more, too. Too many electoral votes representing empty land.
 
2019-01-10 8:07:31 PM  
We don't need either, IMO
 
2019-01-10 8:21:22 PM  
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2019-01-10 8:23:50 PM  

netizencain: Give all the 'New' states back to their namesakes too.


So New York goes back to...Yorkshire?

/Only if we get to do a Brexit redo as a result.
 
2019-01-10 8:53:04 PM  

Prey4reign: Why not combine West By God Virginia and Kaintucky (sorry Drew) into one big hillbilly heaven?


Virginia lost West Virginia in the war.  Good luck putting that back together.

We should combine Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho into one contiguous state of fark all nothing there.
 
2019-01-10 9:40:15 PM  
How about just "Dakota"?
 
2019-01-10 9:44:27 PM  
Lose two Republican senators?

/alrighty then
 
2019-01-10 9:46:27 PM  
MegaKota sounds like SHS's preferred sanitary napkin size.
 
2019-01-10 9:48:03 PM  

Prey4reign: combine West By God Virginia and Kaintucky


Methsylvania!
 
2019-01-10 9:58:31 PM  
A petition is making its way around the internet asking President Trump to merge North and South Dakota into one state.

Don't go giving Donnie the idea he has the authority to do that, please.
 
2019-01-10 10:01:07 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Methsylvania!


Now there's a Dracula movie I'd like to see.
 
2019-01-10 10:06:34 PM  
Fark that. South Dakota is best Dakota.
 
2019-01-10 10:07:26 PM  
If you combine the Dakotas and combine West Virginia with Kentucky, you can divide California into 3 states and still have 100 Senators.
 
2019-01-10 10:08:12 PM  

fusillade762: A petition is making its way around the internet asking President Trump to merge North and South Dakota into one state.

Don't go giving Donnie the idea he has the authority to do that, please.


Well, it would distract him from the stupid farking wall.
 
2019-01-10 10:10:09 PM  

wage0048: If you combine the Dakotas and combine West Virginia with Kentucky, you can divide California into 3 states and still have 100 Senators.


Or we could add Puerto Rico and DC.
 
2019-01-10 10:10:25 PM  
Bah. Dumb idea. North Dakota is a freezing wasteland, and South Dakota is a tropical paradise, with beaches, surfing, and....well, maybe not beaches. Or surfing. Whatever. It's still a dumb idea.
 
2019-01-10 10:10:54 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: wage0048: If you combine the Dakotas and combine West Virginia with Kentucky, you can divide California into 3 states and still have 100 Senators.

Or we could add Puerto Rico and DC.


Even better.
 
2019-01-10 10:12:14 PM  
Their combined population would be less than West Virginia's.  So at best it'd be a Minikota.
 
2019-01-10 10:13:54 PM  
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2019-01-10 10:14:18 PM  

The Third Man: netizencain: Give all the 'New' states back to their namesakes too.

So New York goes back to...Yorkshire?

/Only if we get to do a Brexit redo as a result.


No, Amsterdam.
 
2019-01-10 10:14:23 PM  
If this happens, they need to make the Corn Palace the Capitol building.
 
2019-01-10 10:15:10 PM  

No1farker: The Third Man: netizencain: Give all the 'New' states back to their namesakes too.

So New York goes back to...Yorkshire?

/Only if we get to do a Brexit redo as a result.

No, Amsterdam.


We gotta legalize it one way or another.
 
2019-01-10 10:15:44 PM  

HeathenHealer: Fark that. South Dakota is best Dakota.


That is like saying being shot in the left foot is preferential to being shot in the right foot.
 
2019-01-10 10:16:20 PM  
Can we stop thinking that some asshole posting an internet petition is news?

Thanks.
 
2019-01-10 10:17:26 PM  

No1farker: HeathenHealer: Fark that. South Dakota is best Dakota.

That is like saying being shot in the left foot is preferential to being shot in the right foot.


I like my right foot.
 
2019-01-10 10:18:55 PM  
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/unimpressed
 
2019-01-10 10:19:53 PM  
How about we merge them into one state called "Irrelevant?"
 
2019-01-10 10:19:54 PM  
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2019-01-10 10:19:58 PM  

WhiskeySticks: If this happens, they need to make the Corn Palace the Capitol building.


The Corn Palace is a shiathole. Sioux Falls should rule all of the Dakotas with an iron fist.
 
2019-01-10 10:20:10 PM  

HeathenHealer: No1farker: HeathenHealer: Fark that. South Dakota is best Dakota.

That is like saying being shot in the left foot is preferential to being shot in the right foot.

I like my right foot.


That left foot is an evil bastard, it deserves to be shot!
 
2019-01-10 10:21:17 PM  

RolandTGunner: I'd watch Godzilla vs. MegaKota.


How about Godzilla versus the Lakota?

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2019-01-10 10:21:47 PM  

wage0048: AdmirableSnackbar: wage0048: If you combine the Dakotas and combine West Virginia with Kentucky, you can divide California into 3 states and still have 100 Senators.

Or we could add Puerto Rico and DC.

Even better.


Why not both? 104 Senators would be fine.
 
2019-01-10 10:22:11 PM  

Prey4reign: Why not combine West By God Virginia and Kaintucky (sorry Drew) into one big hillbilly heaven?


The ironic fact that West Virginia exists because they sided with the non-slave Union during the Civil War will always make me chuckle.
 
2019-01-10 10:22:13 PM  
No state would freely give up that political power.
 
2019-01-10 10:25:14 PM  
Whatever. Boring North Dakota is completely different than wonderful, beautiful South Dakota. SD has Mt Rushmore, the nice part of the Badlands, Wall Drug, and the bustling metropolis of Sioux Falls. What does North Dakota have? They border Canada. That's it. See, not the same at all.
 
2019-01-10 10:25:42 PM  
Combine the Dakotas and the Carolinas, that gives us 48 states. Then split Florida into four, North, Central, South and the Keys, then you have 51. Then get rid of Texas. Flag never has to change the number of stars.
 
2019-01-10 10:26:28 PM  

EvilElecBlanket: No state would freely give up that political power.


But combined they'd have more than one district, so they could get in on this gerrymandering thing they've been hearing about.
 
2019-01-10 10:26:51 PM  

No1farker: HeathenHealer: Fark that. South Dakota is best Dakota.

That is like saying being shot in the left foot is preferential to being shot in the right foot.



IMO it is. At least you could drive a car with an automatic transmission while you heal.
 
2019-01-10 10:27:02 PM  

EmmaLou: Whatever. Boring North Dakota is completely different than wonderful, beautiful South Dakota. SD has Mt Rushmore, the nice part of the Badlands, Wall Drug, and the bustling metropolis of Sioux Falls. What does North Dakota have? They border Canada. That's it. See, not the same at all.


You should be nice to North Dakota.

They have nukes.
 
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