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(CBS Los Angeles 2)   Teen girls throw fit, start hurling heavy objects at employees when told they're too old for McDonald's PlayPlace. Here's a tip: If you can hurl heavy objects, you ARE too old for McDonald's PlayPlace   (losangeles.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2019-01-10 05:20:38 AM  
It's not your f*cking job to talk to other customers - that's why every business has someone in charge, usually called something like "manager" or "supervisor" or "newest flunky just for sh*ts and grins," to whom you may and must relay your compliments and/or criticisms, misgivings, requests of other customers.

Unless your dog is in that fight - such as a child in danger - the day of the "asking kind favors of strangers" is OVER.

Gather your children and belongings, march your ass out of the play area for a minute and kindly request the safety of your children be a priority in the play space to the restaurant, which surely would not rather see a possible lawsuit with a hurt child as star witness.
 
2019-01-10 06:26:32 AM  
And if you can't hurl heavy objects, maybe lay off the McDonald's.
 
2019-01-10 06:56:17 AM  
Lock them up in jail!

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2019-01-10 07:29:40 AM  

mama2tnt: It's not your f*cking job to talk to other customers - that's why every business has someone in charge, usually called something like "manager" or "supervisor" or "newest flunky just for sh*ts and grins," to whom you may and must relay your compliments and/or criticisms, misgivings, requests of other customers.


This. Keep in mind also that people with that little regard for those around them probably aren't going to react politely when called out on their assholistic behavior.

/Clue: You're in a f*cking McDonalds.
 
2019-01-10 07:41:12 AM  
You really just need to tell them how much pee is in the ball pit. It has to be drained nightly.

/not really that much, but a lot
 
2019-01-10 07:41:26 AM  
SnowFlakes denied their Safe Place react as they've been conditioned.
 
2019-01-10 07:42:05 AM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: /Clue: You're in a f*cking McDonalds.


That has a play area...
 
2019-01-10 07:42:37 AM  
Ever since reaching so-called adulthood I've wanted there to be play areas and playgrounds made with adults in mind. After all, being big shouldn't mean you have to give up silly fun.

The problem is that I know the rule of Someone Will Always Ruin it for the Rest of Us has no exceptions, and even the most carefully designed play area for adults would have to deal with fragile adult bodies breaking and other adult bodies leaving unpleasant fluids all over the place. Even more voluminous and unpleasant than the fluids children leave behind.
 
2019-01-10 07:51:02 AM  
 
2019-01-10 07:55:45 AM  
I'd probably lose my mind if I lived in the Inland Empire too. .
 
2019-01-10 07:56:42 AM  
"Teen girls throw fit, start hurling heavy objects at employees when told they're too old for McDonald's PlayPlace"

The employees are being punished enough by having to work at McDonalds, AND not being allowed in the PlayPlace because they are too old. Having teen girls gratuitously throwing heavy objects at them as well is just cruel and unusual.

/Pedantry : it's no joke
 
2019-01-10 07:59:55 AM  
Blatant age discrimination.
 
2019-01-10 08:00:19 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Ever since reaching so-called adulthood I've wanted there to be play areas and playgrounds made with adults in mind. After all, being big shouldn't mean you have to give up silly fun.

The problem is that I know the rule of Someone Will Always Ruin it for the Rest of Us has no exceptions, and even the most carefully designed play area for adults would have to deal with fragile adult bodies breaking and other adult bodies leaving unpleasant fluids all over the place. Even more voluminous and unpleasant than the fluids children leave behind.


What comes to mind:
Indoor rock-climbing
Zip lines
Trampoline parks
Parkour parks

But I definitely hear you, and would love that and/or be part of its creation.
 
2019-01-10 08:01:12 AM  

Pazuzu Smith-Jones: Keep in mind also that people with that little regard for those around them probably aren't going to react politely when called out on their assholistic behavior.

/Clue: You're in a f*cking McDonalds.


Where the fark do you people live?

I mean, I hear these sort of stories, and I'm like "WTF?  Stuff like that never happens near me.  I *NEVER* see that kind of thing."

Does everyone else here on Fark live in Assholistan, and I live in some mystical Shangri-La where people are generally considerate of others and polite?
 
2019-01-10 08:01:32 AM  
 
2019-01-10 08:01:34 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Ever since reaching so-called adulthood I've wanted there to be play areas and playgrounds made with adults in mind. After all, being big shouldn't mean you have to give up silly fun.

The problem is that I know the rule of Someone Will Always Ruin it for the Rest of Us has no exceptions, and even the most carefully designed play area for adults would have to deal with fragile adult bodies breaking and other adult bodies leaving unpleasant fluids all over the place. Even more voluminous and unpleasant than the fluids children leave behind.


https://www.timeout.com/london/blog/e​x​clusive-we-bounced-at-londons-first-tr​ampoline-park
 
2019-01-10 08:01:51 AM  
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2019-01-10 08:02:40 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Ever since reaching so-called adulthood I've wanted there to be play areas and playgrounds made with adults in mind. After all, being big shouldn't mean you have to give up silly fun.

The problem is that I know the rule of Someone Will Always Ruin it for the Rest of Us has no exceptions, and even the most carefully designed play area for adults would have to deal with fragile adult bodies breaking and other adult bodies leaving unpleasant fluids all over the place. Even more voluminous and unpleasant than the fluids children leave behind.


City Museum in St. Louis   https://www.citymuseum.org/
 
2019-01-10 08:04:29 AM  
Gordon Bennett:

So the 10cc fluids you don't mind?
 
2019-01-10 08:04:36 AM  
I have a 19 year old Nephew who has the mental capacity of a 4 year old, and he can never seem to understand why he's 'too old' to go and play in a playground

/But he never throws a tantrum over it
 
2019-01-10 08:04:37 AM  
I just feel sorry for the employees.
 
2019-01-10 08:05:17 AM  

HighlanderRPI: Lock them up in jail!

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Omg flashback. I used to LOVE playing in that thing when I was a kid. Why don't those exist anymore?
 
2019-01-10 08:06:34 AM  

AuralArgument: Gordon Bennett:

So the 10cc fluids you don't mind?


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2019-01-10 08:07:39 AM  
Yeah, the play place is where the employees go to have sex after closing.   Unless you see them cleaning it, might just want to stay out of there

Gordon Bennett: Ever since reaching so-called adulthood I've wanted there to be play areas and playgrounds made with adults in mind.


There are, you just need money to do it

https://www.driveatank.com/
https://digthisvegas.com/
 
2019-01-10 08:07:41 AM  

MadMonk: Follow up story.  https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019/0​1/09/moreno-valley-mcdonalds-girls-tur​n-themselves-in/


FTA: "She's still getting called ghetto, ratchet, it even got racial," Smith said.

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2019-01-10 08:09:43 AM  

lennavan: HighlanderRPI: Lock them up in jail!

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Omg flashback. I used to LOVE playing in that thing when I was a kid. Why don't those exist anymore?


This may have put a chill on them (fast forward to approx 3:20):

Traffic (2/10) Movie CLIP - A Drug Bust Shootout (2000) HD
Youtube 6_6Ml7hPZi0
 
2019-01-10 08:09:50 AM  
 
2019-01-10 08:10:47 AM  
Good on the mothers for taking responsibility and bringing the girls in
 
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2019-01-10 08:11:35 AM  
Was about to biatch about the lack of a proper Florida tag, until I double checked...
 
2019-01-10 08:12:46 AM  

MadMonk: Follow up story.  https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019/0​1/09/moreno-valley-mcdonalds-girls-tur​n-themselves-in/


And they sound ever so remorseful.

"We were out of character, but it was for a cause," one of the girls said.

The girls said everyone involved should share the blame, but they're the only ones getting blasted with thousands of offensive comments.
 
2019-01-10 08:12:47 AM  

Blue Wave Nation: AuralArgument: Gordon Bennett:

So the 10cc fluids you don't mind?

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I was thinking more along the lines of the Sweet

Sweet - The Ballroom Blitz (Official Video)
Youtube ewFBuYHldeY
 
2019-01-10 08:12:58 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Ever since reaching so-called adulthood I've wanted there to be play areas and playgrounds made with adults in mind. After all, being big shouldn't mean you have to give up silly fun.

The problem is that I know the rule of Someone Will Always Ruin it for the Rest of Us has no exceptions, and even the most carefully designed play area for adults would have to deal with fragile adult bodies breaking and other adult bodies leaving unpleasant fluids all over the place. Even more voluminous and unpleasant than the fluids children leave behind.


If a person was to open up an adult playground like a jungle gym or something it would be sued out of existence within the first month or else charge large fees to cover insurance payments.

If you want to have silly adult fun, join a BDSM club or go golfing wearing old timey silly golf outfits.
 
2019-01-10 08:16:07 AM  
Wait until the employees find a Presidential motorcade come rolling up to the PlayPlace....
 
2019-01-10 08:17:35 AM  
If you can hurl heavy objects at people, you're old enough for adult jail.
 
2019-01-10 08:25:04 AM  

MadMonk: Gordon Bennett: Ever since reaching so-called adulthood I've wanted there to be play areas and playgrounds made with adults in mind. After all, being big shouldn't mean you have to give up silly fun.

The problem is that I know the rule of Someone Will Always Ruin it for the Rest of Us has no exceptions, and even the most carefully designed play area for adults would have to deal with fragile adult bodies breaking and other adult bodies leaving unpleasant fluids all over the place. Even more voluminous and unpleasant than the fluids children leave behind.

If a person was to open up an adult playground like a jungle gym or something it would be sued out of existence within the first month or else charge large fees to cover insurance payments.

If you want to have silly adult fun, join a BDSM club or go golfing wearing old timey silly golf outfits.


I live in the Mid-Atlantic, and there are trampoline parks, Ninja warrior courses, parkour courses, rock climbing ealls and even indoor skydiving options all within 1/2 hours drive.  All of these are usable by adults, and some of them are off-limits to the little kids.  There's no shortage of physical and fun adult activities that do not involve sexy time. Of course there's no shortage of the sexy time places either.
 
2019-01-10 08:25:29 AM  
Their mothers got embarrassed and brought their dumbassaes in.
 
2019-01-10 08:29:46 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Ever since reaching so-called adulthood I've wanted there to be play areas and playgrounds made with adults in mind. After all, being big shouldn't mean you have to give up silly fun.

The problem is that I know the rule of Someone Will Always Ruin it for the Rest of Us has no exceptions, and even the most carefully designed play area for adults would have to deal with fragile adult bodies breaking and other adult bodies leaving unpleasant fluids all over the place. Even more voluminous and unpleasant than the fluids children leave behind.


If you are ever in St. Louis, drop by the City Museum.
 
2019-01-10 08:31:14 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I'd probably lose my mind if I lived in the Inland Empire too. .


I think the talking rabbits would do it.
 
2019-01-10 08:35:25 AM  
See! See, this is what happens when you close the Four H club.
 
2019-01-10 08:36:40 AM  
ROFL!  From the comments:

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2019-01-10 08:37:54 AM  

Unemployedingreenland: MadMonk: Gordon Bennett: Ever since reaching so-called adulthood I've wanted there to be play areas and playgrounds made with adults in mind. After all, being big shouldn't mean you have to give up silly fun.

The problem is that I know the rule of Someone Will Always Ruin it for the Rest of Us has no exceptions, and even the most carefully designed play area for adults would have to deal with fragile adult bodies breaking and other adult bodies leaving unpleasant fluids all over the place. Even more voluminous and unpleasant than the fluids children leave behind.

If a person was to open up an adult playground like a jungle gym or something it would be sued out of existence within the first month or else charge large fees to cover insurance payments.

If you want to have silly adult fun, join a BDSM club or go golfing wearing old timey silly golf outfits.

I live in the Mid-Atlantic, and there are trampoline parks, Ninja warrior courses, parkour courses, rock climbing ealls and even indoor skydiving options all within 1/2 hours drive.  All of these are usable by adults, and some of them are off-limits to the little kids.  There's no shortage of physical and fun adult activities that do not involve sexy time. Of course there's no shortage of the sexy time places either.


I live in Florida, if we had all of those things Florida Man stories would be through the roof. All kidding aside, I have never witnessed Florida Man doing his thing and I've lived here my entire life.
 
2019-01-10 08:38:39 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Wait until the employees find a Presidential motorcade come rolling up to the PlayPlace....


Question being, will Barron supervise Donnie as he plays?
 
2019-01-10 08:41:26 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I'd probably lose my mind if I lived in the Inland Empire too. .


It's called the I.E. yo, straight 909-er. Word.


/so glad I don't live near there anymore.
 
2019-01-10 08:44:40 AM  
Gosta ack up...
 
2019-01-10 08:47:47 AM  

mama2tnt: It's not your f*cking job to talk to other customers - that's why every business has someone in charge, usually called something like "manager" or "supervisor" or "newest flunky just for sh*ts and grins," to whom you may and must relay your compliments and/or criticisms, misgivings, requests of other customers.

Unless your dog is in that fight - such as a child in danger - the day of the "asking kind favors of strangers" is OVER.

Gather your children and belongings, march your ass out of the play area for a minute and kindly request the safety of your children be a priority in the play space to the restaurant, which surely would not rather see a possible lawsuit with a hurt child as star witness.


Millennial like typing detected, where everything must be tattled to a superior rather than dealing with others as an equal.
 
2019-01-10 08:50:41 AM  
dittybopper:   Where the fark do you people live?  I mean, I hear these sort of stories, and I'm like "WTF?  Stuff like that never happens near me.  I *NEVER* see that kind of thing."

Does everyone else here on Fark live in Assholistan, and I live in some mystical Shangri-La where people are generally considerate of others and polite?


   
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2019-01-10 08:50:58 AM  
My autistic teenage SK (who does have violent meltdowns) can be talked out of going in the playplace at McDonalds without a massive freakout. These girls must be irredeemable psychopathic assholes.

Having long known that teenagers can be psycho assholes, I would not have asked them to leave, I would have told the kids "sorry, next time. Let's play 'spot the psycho'."
 
2019-01-10 08:51:04 AM  

Trik: SnowFlakes denied their Safe Place react as they've been conditioned.


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2019-01-10 08:57:21 AM  

Egalitarian: My autistic teenage SK (who does have violent meltdowns) can be talked out of going in the playplace at McDonalds without a massive freakout. These girls must be irredeemable psychopathic assholes.

Having long known that teenagers can be psycho assholes, I would not have asked them to leave, I would have told the kids "sorry, next time. Let's play 'spot the psycho'."


99% of people under the age of 18 are Democrats.  Luckily, many of them grow out of it quickly.
 
2019-01-10 08:58:39 AM  

MadMonk: Follow up story.  https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019/0​1/09/moreno-valley-mcdonalds-girls-tur​n-themselves-in/


Ghetto Ratchet? Is that a new rap star? Some sort of tool?
 
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