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(Twitter)   Trump gets distracted in the middle of briefing on illegal immigration and just starts outlining the plot of the Fast and the Furious   (twitter.com) divider line
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5395 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Jan 2019 at 2:04 PM (27 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-01-09 01:40:23 PM  
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2019-01-09 01:43:12 PM  
He just saw Mortal Engines, didn't he?
 
2019-01-09 01:45:05 PM  
We should let these migrants with their superior technology in the country, we need that kind of inventiveness and ingenuity.
 
2019-01-09 01:45:59 PM  
That's just a free advertisement for the Mexican auto industry
 
2019-01-09 01:46:34 PM  
I think he just finished snorting lines and watching "Fury Road"
 
2019-01-09 01:46:36 PM  
How is this not a break from reality? Seriously? He's talking about things that simply do not exist.
 
2019-01-09 01:48:39 PM  
Seriously where does he get this from? Did FNC recently talk about Mexican supercars or something?
 
2019-01-09 01:48:45 PM  
Someone told him about Narco Tanks
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narco​_​tank

Of note there is no mention of Narco Tanks being used to move drugs or criminals into the US in that article
 
2019-01-09 01:49:04 PM  
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Illegal immigrants crossing the US-Mexico border, late 2018.
 
2019-01-09 01:50:40 PM  
I cam across the border in the last of the V-8 interceptors.
 
2019-01-09 01:53:54 PM  

This Is Bold Text: Seriously where does he get this from? Did FNC recently talk about Mexican supercars or something?


More likely the FSB.
 
2019-01-09 01:58:49 PM  
From the thread.


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2019-01-09 02:04:01 PM  
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2019-01-09 02:06:13 PM  
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2019-01-09 02:06:49 PM  

bobtheme: From the thread.

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I know we have a fatwa against Twitter here, but the whole thread is that kind of delightful.

// Fury Road jokes everywhere
 
2019-01-09 02:06:59 PM  
I love headlines like this. You hope they're just paraphrasing but no, it really is FnF9 with Paul Walker
 
2019-01-09 02:07:05 PM  

This Is Bold Text: He just saw Mortal Engines, didn't he?


Don't be preposterous...no one saw Mortal Engines.
 
2019-01-09 02:07:53 PM  
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2019-01-09 02:08:40 PM  
"And the cars... when cornered they turn into robots... I saw... I saw footage of this. They were chasing Marky Mark..."
 
2019-01-09 02:08:44 PM  
Yup those poor impoverished Mexican refugees driving over the border, doing donuts in their souped up Cameros, believe me, the best Cameros.

These people, THESE PEOPLE, they're bringing poverty with their expensive super powerful cars.

God, he really is unhinged. Try to write him as a character, you cant.  Nothing you come up with is as insane as the real McCoy.
 
2019-01-09 02:08:45 PM  
Can't wait for Pt. II, when he justifies 'Space Force' by the existence of the dreaded Cartel Stellar Armada.
 
2019-01-09 02:08:46 PM  
Lifted Gremlins with boared out 427's.   Raging Monte Carlo's with sand tires and big blocks.  Its crazy out here!  How can our brand new Chevy pickups keep up?!?!?
 
2019-01-09 02:09:24 PM  
Trump argues that we need a border wall to stop migrants just driving right across in their "unbelievable vehicles... stronger, bigger, and faster vehicles than our police have, than ICE has"


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2019-01-09 02:09:37 PM  

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2019-01-09 02:09:49 PM  
Yes, like I've said before: HE'S STUPID.

And yet some assholes persist in pimping the notion that he's actually savvy or knows more than he lets or somesuch horseshiat, despite the evidence IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY'S GODDAM FACE, NEARLY EVERY SINGLE DAY.

He's stupid.
 
2019-01-09 02:10:19 PM  

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Illegal immigrants crossing the US-Mexico border, late 2018.


Ack! I shoulda scrolled first!
 
2019-01-09 02:10:34 PM  
Thank god Trump didn't watch Terminator 2 before bed last night instead.
 
2019-01-09 02:10:36 PM  
MACHETE KILLS - FILM CLIP - Tunnel Escape
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2019-01-09 02:10:53 PM  
I just wonder how the people around him can keep straight faces.

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2019-01-09 02:10:59 PM  

This Is Bold Text: He just saw Mortal Engines, didn't he?


Worse. Wild Wild West.
 
2019-01-09 02:11:02 PM  

This Is Bold Text: He just saw Mortal Engines, didn't he?


He's probably the only one that did, then.
 
2019-01-09 02:11:06 PM  

Dorf11: Can't wait for Pt. II, when he justifies 'Space Force' by the existence of the dreaded Cartel Stellar Armada.


Just be thankful he hasn't seen anything from Ace Combat yet.
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2019-01-09 02:11:08 PM  
Who the f*ck took President Mental Midget to see Bumblebee?
 
2019-01-09 02:11:13 PM  
I'm completely out of eyerolls, headshakes, and facepalms.  Have used them all up.
 
2019-01-09 02:11:45 PM  
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Looks like them ol' Sanchez boys got away from Rosco and the Border Patrol again.
 
2019-01-09 02:11:46 PM  
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2019-01-09 02:11:51 PM  
Just dos good old boys, never meaning no harm...
 
2019-01-09 02:12:05 PM  
Where does he get this shiat?  I don't think even Fox is saying illegal immigrants have nicer cars than our police.
 
2019-01-09 02:12:26 PM  
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2019-01-09 02:12:55 PM  

bobtheme: From the thread.


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the difficulty is that picture must have come from our canadian border. and that can only mean...... trump's building the wall in the wrong direction!
 
2019-01-09 02:13:26 PM  
And also something I said earlier today: HE DOESN'T THINK HIS WALL BULLshiat IS A BAD IDEA.

He will farking die (hopefully soon) insisting that it's a brilliant idea. The wall. I don't know if it's because it's one of the few very simple concepts he can still pronounce correctly and retain in his sieve-like memory or if it's just because so many of the hooting morons at his rallies cheer every time he mentions, or maybe some combination of the two, but he still thinks it's a farking fantastic idea. He will never admit otherwise. NEVER. I'd put money on that.

Every shiatty idea he's ever had was, I guarantee you, explained to him by people who knew better and who tried to talk him out of it, and because he's a farking moron, he wouldn't listen to any of them.

HE THINKS HE'S SMART. Like almost every other farking stupid person on earth, he thinks he's smart and it's everyone else who doesn't know what they're talking about.
 
2019-01-09 02:13:30 PM  
Trump told you I have a car?  That comedian.  He means my little mule, Pepe.
,,, FORD BRONCO,,, MY LITTLE MULE ,,,PEPPI ....
Youtube nes7UMIFOUA
 
2019-01-09 02:13:35 PM  
So does this mean he wants to build the wall a quarter mile at a time?
 
2019-01-09 02:13:36 PM  
You know, my friends are putting down their cat today because it's basically demented, confused, and in a lot of pain.

Could we do that with this guy? I bet his brain is just basically Swiss cheese.
 
2019-01-09 02:14:05 PM  

GanjSmokr: I'm completely out of eyerolls, headshakes, and facepalms.  Have used them all up.


Have to tried to even?
 
2019-01-09 02:14:07 PM  
FNC Exlusive! Live footage from the border:
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2019-01-09 02:14:08 PM  
Wait until he finds out about the supersonic stealth jets of the MS-13 AF and see how ineffective  his stupid wall is against those.
 
2019-01-09 02:14:31 PM  
I guess you can say that Trump lives his life a quarter lie at a time.

/I'll show myself out.
 
2019-01-09 02:14:32 PM  
It's a car! No, it's a van! It's Mighty Caravan.
 
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