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(The Daily Beast)   Republican strategist Rick Wilson on Trump's border wall speech: "It reeked of defeat and death...It went over like a wet fart" (link updated)   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2019-01-09 09:11:04 AM  
On the flip side, last night's speech was one of the more compelling arguments I've seen that Trump actually knows how to read.
 
2019-01-09 09:33:07 AM  
"Trump's speech contained more lies per second than any presidential speech in history, including William Howard Taft's "I did not devour an entire roast lamb and drink a magnum of gravy to wash it down" speech."


LOL!
 
2019-01-09 10:07:46 AM  
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2019-01-09 10:22:10 AM  
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2019-01-09 10:23:17 AM  

FlashHarry: "Trump's speech contained more lies per second than any presidential speech in history, including William Howard Taft's "I did not devour an entire roast lamb and drink a magnum of gravy to wash it down" speech."


LOL!


That's just nitpicking, innit?
 
2019-01-09 10:49:04 AM  

Boondock3806: On the flip side, last night's speech was one of the more compelling arguments I've seen that Trump actually knows how to read.


And if I were grading him I'd give it an F.  No research, flat delivery.  I've seen elementary school kids do better.
 
2019-01-09 11:10:31 AM  
I wonder if Miller is going to get any blowback from writing a speech that made Trump look so bad.
 
2019-01-09 11:10:37 AM  
"It went over like a wet fart "

The Trump Presidency summarized.
 
2019-01-09 11:11:55 AM  
That's no surprise to me since I've long assumed that Trump's days are filled with wet farts.
 
2019-01-09 11:12:54 AM  
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I guess that makes Trump = Lazy Steppenwolf and Putin = Darkseid?
 
2019-01-09 11:12:57 AM  
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2019-01-09 11:12:58 AM  

edmo: [img.fark.net image 225x225]


Rude.

I showered just yesterday.
 
2019-01-09 11:13:15 AM  
I've decided to just call him President Sniffles. WTF is up with that, can he talk without sniffling like a coke addict? Plus, he's a sniffling whiny biatch so it fits on multiple fronts. He calls everyone else names, so Sniffles it is.
 
2019-01-09 11:13:17 AM  

Cache: "It went over like a wet fart "

The Trump Presidency summarized.


I would say it's more like explosive diarrhea.
 
2019-01-09 11:13:25 AM  
Yes his name is Reek and he should DIAF
 
2019-01-09 11:14:13 AM  
Unlike some here, I don't need Rick Wilson to explain shiat for me (though it is amusing when he does).

President Sniveling Asshole has reeked for decades. It's not a recent thing. He reeks of everything bad.
 
2019-01-09 11:15:54 AM  

Skwishmitten: Cache: "It went over like a wet fart "

The Trump Presidency summarized.

I would say it's more like explosive diarrhea.


The entire Republican 'control' of the government can be described as such.
 
2019-01-09 11:15:56 AM  

odinsposse: I wonder if Miller is going to get any blowback from writing a speech that made Trump look so bad.


I hope so, that guy needs to be far, far away from any actual power in government. He's actually pretty competent at being an evil piece of shiat so anything that helps punt his dumb ass out the door is a good thing.
 
2019-01-09 11:16:33 AM  
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2019-01-09 11:16:52 AM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Unlike some here, I don't need Rick Wilson to explain shiat for me (though it is amusing when he does).

President Sniveling Asshole has reeked for decades. It's not a recent thing. He reeks of everything bad.


username checks out
 
2019-01-09 11:17:21 AM  

odinsposse: I wonder if Miller is going to get any blowback from writing a speech that made Trump look so bad.


If not blowback, at least a reacharound.
 
2019-01-09 11:18:00 AM  
Reek?
 
2019-01-09 11:18:03 AM  

impaler: [img.fark.net image 700x925]


Smart and Funny.
That's the way you do it
Money for nothin
 
2019-01-09 11:19:23 AM  
reek

*cue Ramsey Bolton*
 
2019-01-09 11:20:03 AM  
"This speech was supposed to be about forcing the national dialogue to stay on the border wall," Wilson said. "No such luck. He reeked of defeat, clearly didn't want to be there, and it showed. Trump looked exhausted, squinty, and bored, reading in a near-monotone from the Teleprompter. It went over like a wet fart."

Eww and LOL.
 
2019-01-09 11:21:01 AM  
I didn't watch it.  If I wanted to hear a fat asshole spew bullshiat, I'd go to a dairy farm.
 
2019-01-09 11:22:04 AM  
In defense of wet farts, they at least stir people to action.
 
2019-01-09 11:22:48 AM  

sirgrim: I've decided to just call him President Sniffles. WTF is up with that, can he talk without sniffling like a coke addict? Plus, he's a sniffling whiny biatch so it fits on multiple fronts. He calls everyone else names, so Sniffles it is.


Well, when you have the early signs of alzheimer's tend to sundown, and aren't coherent at the BEST of times, adderall has been known to put people on track for a bit.
 
2019-01-09 11:22:52 AM  

Psychohazard: In defense of wet farts, they at least stir people to action.


Thanks for the image of stirred wet farts.
 
2019-01-09 11:24:30 AM  
 
2019-01-09 11:24:32 AM  

HedlessChickn: [images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 331x499]


What fat sausage fingers. Especially the thumb. I bet his dick looks just like that.
 
2019-01-09 11:25:59 AM  

whr21: You Are All Sheep: Reek?

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Easiest game of "Who's the alpha" EVAH.
 
2019-01-09 11:27:03 AM  
So, good times were had by all, then?
 
2019-01-09 11:27:33 AM  
Seems like Rick Wilson likes the smell of his own farts.
 
2019-01-09 11:27:38 AM  

Diogenes: Boondock3806: On the flip side, last night's speech was one of the more compelling arguments I've seen that Trump actually knows how to read.

And if I were grading him I'd give it an F.  No research, flat delivery.  I've seen elementary school kids do better.


What was with the intermittent heavy breathing? It sounded like he was short of breath.
 
2019-01-09 11:27:39 AM  

Skwishmitten: Cache: "It went over like a wet fart "

The Trump Presidency summarized.

I would say it's more like explosive diarrhea.


This.
 
2019-01-09 11:28:04 AM  

Tad_Waxpole: I didn't watch it.  If I wanted to hear a fat asshole spew bullshiat, I'd go to a dairy farm.


You aren't going to see much bullshiat at dairy farms. I would wager there is none at most of them these days, it is all artificial insemination.
 
2019-01-09 11:28:15 AM  
The Republican party's convention was the same way before they actually won...don't underestimate the power of the dark side.
 
2019-01-09 11:28:23 AM  
Was he standing near the Caravans?
 
2019-01-09 11:31:13 AM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: "This speech was supposed to be about forcing the national dialogue to stay on the border wall," Wilson said. "No such luck. He reeked of defeat, clearly didn't want to be there, and it showed. Trump looked exhausted, squinty, and bored, reading in a near-monotone from the Teleprompter. It went over like a wet fart."

Eww and LOL.


Donald Trump sucks wet farts out of dead pigeons.
 
2019-01-09 11:31:38 AM  
He's like a funny, non insane version of Dennis Miller.
 
2019-01-09 11:33:02 AM  
Republican strategist Rick Wilson has written a gleefully vicious obituary for President Donald Trump's Tuesday night speech on the border wall, which Wilson described as a "wet fart."

"Wet fart" is a drastic improvement for someone whose open mouth is usually set to "verbal diarrhea".
 
2019-01-09 11:35:38 AM  
And yet McConnell refuses to bring up a bill that passed 100-0 three weeks ago because Trump told him not to.

No matter what your opinion of the speech, the entire Trump party are just remoras clinging to his bloated ass, and so the government shutdown will continue.
 
2019-01-09 11:36:05 AM  

Psychohazard: In defense of wet farts, they at least stir people to action.


You're saying wet farts turn Trump on? Ew
 
2019-01-09 11:36:27 AM  

dywed88: Tad_Waxpole: I didn't watch it.  If I wanted to hear a fat asshole spew bullshiat, I'd go to a dairy farm.

You aren't going to see much bullshiat at dairy farms. I would wager there is none at most of them these days, it is all artificial insemination.


Oh.
 
2019-01-09 11:36:39 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: The Lurker at Your Threshold: "This speech was supposed to be about forcing the national dialogue to stay on the border wall," Wilson said. "No such luck. He reeked of defeat, clearly didn't want to be there, and it showed. Trump looked exhausted, squinty, and bored, reading in a near-monotone from the Teleprompter. It went over like a wet fart."

Eww and LOL.

Donald Trump sucks wet farts out of dead pigeons.


Yeah but he's PRESIDENT though.
 
2019-01-09 11:37:50 AM  
From the full Daily beast article:

"President Veruca Salt"
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2019-01-09 11:37:59 AM  

Glockenspiel Hero: And yet McConnell refuses to bring up a bill that passed 100-0 three weeks ago because Trump told him not to.

No matter what your opinion of the speech, the entire Trump party are just remoras clinging to his bloated ass, and so the government shutdown will continue.


McConnell is keeping his head inside his shell to avoid damage to the Republican Party.  As long as he can claim this is a fight between the Democrats and Trump, the GOP in general doesn't catch any mud.

It's not a bad play for someone who cares more about party than country, if you think about it.
 
2019-01-09 11:38:48 AM  
Makes me think of the stinger from The Incredible Hulk:
"Smells like stale beer and defeat in here"
 
2019-01-09 11:42:32 AM  

sirgrim: I've decided to just call him President Sniffles. WTF is up with that, can he talk without sniffling like a coke addict? Plus, he's a sniffling whiny biatch so it fits on multiple fronts. He calls everyone else names, so Sniffles it is.


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