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(NBC 12 Richmond)   Man charged with domestic battery after throwing pizza in his father's face after learning his dad helped deliver him at birth   (nbc12.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Police, law enforcement, Pasco County Sheriff's Office, Pizza delivery, Sheriff, Robert Houston, Deputy sheriff, Coroner  
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2019-01-05 11:43:22 PM  
Was it crappy Pizza Hut or some decent local pizza.  I need to know this before I can pass judgement.
 
2019-01-06 02:04:39 AM  
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2019-01-06 02:42:59 AM  
I guess they were fighting over whether or not he delivered him in under 30 minutes.
 
2019-01-06 03:40:29 AM  

relaxitsjustme: Was it crappy Pizza Hut or some decent local pizza.  I need to know this before I can pass judgement.


New York or Chicago style? Being assaulted with a Chicago-style pizza should be attempted murder.
 
2019-01-06 05:10:09 AM  
$150 bond, isn't that low even for this kind of thing?  How many pizzas (not Dominos.)
 
2019-01-06 07:09:05 AM  
I helped deliver my son. Where the hell is my pizza?!

/hungry
 
2019-01-06 07:09:08 AM  
And the award for most fragile sense of masculinity goes to...
 
2019-01-06 07:37:23 AM  
Wait until he finds out how babby was formed.
 
2019-01-06 07:43:16 AM  
This story feels fairly edited and missing some details.
 
2019-01-06 07:45:41 AM  
Maybe he is upset that his dad saw mom's cooter?
 
2019-01-06 07:46:20 AM  

relaxitsjustme: Was it crappy Pizza Hut or some decent local pizza.  I need to know this before I can pass judgement.


Probably Papa JOHN's
 
2019-01-06 07:48:19 AM  
I don't think any amount of cognitive therapy will help this lad.
 
2019-01-06 07:50:04 AM  
"Investigators found a slice of pizza on a chair. Cheese and sauce covered the area."

Sounds like a massacre.
 
2019-01-06 07:52:38 AM  

Maturin: "Investigators found a slice of pizza on a chair. Cheese and sauce covered the area."

Sounds like a massacre.


That made me laugh from RTFA.
/hahaha
 
2019-01-06 07:53:15 AM  

Bob The Nob: Wait until he finds out how babby was formed.


Underated post.
 
2019-01-06 07:55:53 AM  
Birth issues trifecta now in play.
 
2019-01-06 08:03:02 AM  
Or was it his Uncledaddy that helped?

Or maybe it was the realization that his parents actually did "Bump Uglies" for his existence?
 
2019-01-06 08:06:44 AM  
He always thought he was DiGorno.
 
2019-01-06 08:17:32 AM  
Only acceptable if it was a slice of ham/pineapple pizza.
 
2019-01-06 08:22:31 AM  
Investigators found a slice of pizza on a chair. Cheese and sauce covered the area.

Picture of the carnage

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2019-01-06 08:23:41 AM  
A pie in the face, good clean humor.
 
2019-01-06 08:26:38 AM  
Ewwww another don't ask don't tell story.

My ole man was on the road driving truck when I was born. But then again I'm 60 and that's where men were either at work or in the waiting room, not playing catch w/the Dr's..
 
2019-01-06 08:31:32 AM  
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2019-01-06 08:32:55 AM  

Ghastly: I guess they were fighting over whether or not he delivered him in under 30 minutes.


Dad was still tapping his foot, waiting for a tip.  It has been 33 years, they're not tipping dude, leave.
 
2019-01-06 08:33:09 AM  

relaxitsjustme: Was it crappy Pizza Hut or some decent local pizza.  I need to know this before I can pass judgement.


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2019-01-06 08:40:42 AM  

TomTudbury: relaxitsjustme: Was it crappy Pizza Hut or some decent local pizza.  I need to know this before I can pass judgement.

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2019-01-06 08:45:35 AM  

fusillade762: relaxitsjustme: Was it crappy Pizza Hut or some decent local pizza.  I need to know this before I can pass judgement.

New York or Chicago style? Being assaulted with a Chicago-style pizza should be attempted murder.


Attempted murder with attempted pizza?

/actually, I like deep-dish, if it's not too runny...I don't care whether it's "real" pizza
 
2019-01-06 08:56:45 AM  
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2019-01-06 09:07:54 AM  
I hereby dub this story as "Extremely Florida".
 
2019-01-06 09:32:01 AM  
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2019-01-06 09:42:04 AM  
Maybe the son thought the stork had delivered him. It must have come as quite a shock.
 
2019-01-06 09:45:36 AM  

NutWrench: Maybe the son thought the stork had delivered him. It must have come as quite a shock.


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2019-01-06 10:06:10 AM  

fusillade762: relaxitsjustme: Was it crappy Pizza Hut or some decent local pizza.  I need to know this before I can pass judgement.

New York or Chicago style? Being assaulted with a Chicago-style pizza should be attempted murder.


Yes, but destroying a Chicago-style "pizza" is an act of heroism, so it all balances out.
 
2019-01-06 10:10:36 AM  
If he was charged with battery, it should have been for throwing raw pancakes in his face.
 
2019-01-06 10:17:42 AM  
WHEN YOUR SON HITS YOUR EYE
WITH A BIG PIZZA PIE
THAT'S A STORY
 
2019-01-06 10:23:03 AM  

Old Man Winter: WHEN YOUR SON HITS YOUR EYE
WITH A BIG PIZZA PIE
THAT'S A STORY


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2019-01-06 10:39:02 AM  
My dad didn't even help deliver me and he an actual doctor... I'm going straight for a party sub.
 
2019-01-06 10:51:37 AM  
FTA:"Investigators don't know why that news would set the 33-year-old suspect off. They said he held his father down in a chair and yelled at him."

OK. I need, desperately, to have this explained to me, but since the reporters are aware of the issue, I can hope there will be a follow up release. Or else I will go mad, 'if it weren't for my horse' style.
 
2019-01-06 10:57:29 AM  
He got angry because he knew it must have been the father that dropped him on his head.
 
2019-01-06 10:59:56 AM  

Old Man Winter: WHEN YOUR SON HITS YOUR EYE
WITH A BIG PIZZA PIE
THAT'S A STORY


You should have submitted TFA with a better headline.
 
2019-01-06 11:08:56 AM  
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2019-01-06 11:23:31 AM  
The father probably told the son "I brought you into this world. I can take you out of it."
 
2019-01-06 11:33:42 AM  
Son is still bitter about being named Walt Jr after that roof pizza incident.
 
2019-01-06 11:49:19 AM  
Give pizza chance
 
2019-01-06 12:52:10 PM  
A hot gooey pizza in the face? Sounds like a re-enactment.
 
2019-01-06 01:06:31 PM  

Kalashinator: [img.fark.net image 680x365]


Should be Digiorno Giovanna.
 
2019-01-06 01:32:27 PM  

Maturin: "Investigators found a slice of pizza on a chair. Cheese and sauce covered the area."

Sounds like a massacre.


Sounds like more police work than they've done in decades.
There's no truth to the rumor that there was a whole pie when they first looked, I'm sure.
 
2019-01-06 01:33:10 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Was it crappy Pizza Hut or some decent local pizza.  I need to know this before I can pass judgement.


You've never been in Pasco County Florida have you?  There is absolutely nothing "decent" or "local" in Pasco county, except possibly the meth and hoookers, they're quality(ish) for Florida.
 
2019-01-06 02:36:40 PM  
Wait until he finds out that his Dad actually f*cked his Mom!
 
2019-01-06 02:37:23 PM  
I liked this quote, "Investigators don't know why that news would set the 33-year-old suspect off." I'd really like to know this particular 'why'. I mean, what is there to be upset with in that information ?
 
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