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(News and Tribune)   Kentucky man with a bad temper throws Christmas ham at woman, still not cured   (newsandtribune.com) divider line
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2018-12-25 09:24:23 PM  
You know, I saw him earlier and when we split up he said he was about to go "throw the pork to his old lady" .  I never imagined
 
2018-12-25 09:27:57 PM  
It being Kentucky, the throw went way to the right
 
2018-12-25 09:46:19 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It being Kentucky, the throw went way to the right


Wasn't his fault.  Being Kentucky, he's more used to throwing chickens.
 
2018-12-25 10:02:01 PM  
an argument about which day his family should eat Christmas dinner

If this happened today what other day was someone arguing for??
 
2018-12-25 10:14:25 PM  
At least he didn't pork her.
 
2018-12-25 11:37:22 PM  

TommyDeuce: MaudlinMutantMollusk: It being Kentucky, the throw went way to the right

Wasn't his fault.  Being Kentucky, he's more used to throwing choking chickens.


FTFY
 
2018-12-26 12:33:37 AM  
What a pig.
 
2018-12-26 12:36:33 AM  
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2018-12-26 12:37:16 AM  
Pigs.  Strange animals.  First we kill them, then we cure them, then we eat them.
 
2018-12-26 12:37:54 AM  
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2018-12-26 12:39:49 AM  
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2018-12-26 12:41:24 AM  
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2018-12-26 12:43:06 AM  
No matter how you slice it, this guy's boned.
 
2018-12-26 12:49:02 AM  

capt.hollister: No matter how you slice it, this guy's boned.


After the divorce, he's gonna be in hock.
 
2018-12-26 12:54:42 AM  
Dad?
 
2018-12-26 12:59:24 AM  
He's an odd duck but he steams a good ham
 
2018-12-26 12:59:57 AM  

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that is good mustard, especially the real stuff from France

/Amora is nice too
 
2018-12-26 01:02:52 AM  
Brannon allegedly threw items at a female victim, including the ham to be eaten for Christmas dinner, following an argument over which day the family should have the dinner.

lemme guess.. he chose a day besides christmas.
 
2018-12-26 01:08:35 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: At least he didn't pork her.


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2018-12-26 01:22:11 AM  
Do Americans generally all eat ham on Christmas or are both ham and turkey traditional?
 
2018-12-26 01:26:05 AM  
That's methed up...
 
2018-12-26 01:29:18 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Do Americans generally all eat ham on Christmas or are both ham and turkey traditional?


My family has done either or both depending on how large of a gathering. I think ham is popular because most people tanked up on turkey just a month before.
 
2018-12-26 01:31:15 AM  

crinz83: Brannon allegedly threw items at a female victim, including the ham to be eaten for Christmas dinner, following an argument over which day the family should have the dinner.

lemme guess.. he chose a day besides christmas.


" Deputies were dispatched to the scene of a reported domestic dispute Sunday night. "

this happened 2 days ago, so it wasn't on christmas.
 
2018-12-26 01:32:54 AM  

Harry Wagstaff: Gordon Bennett: Do Americans generally all eat ham on Christmas or are both ham and turkey traditional?

My family has done either or both depending on how large of a gathering. I think ham is popular because most people tanked up on turkey just a month before.


or standing rib roast on christmas.
 
2018-12-26 02:00:53 AM  

fusillade762: an argument about which day his family should eat Christmas dinner

If this happened today what other day was someone arguing for??


My bet is on his significant other wanting to go eat with relatives on Xmas, which would mean they eat the ham the night before or after. I think he stood his ground that HE was going to eat HIS ham on farkin' Christmas goddamit just like Jebus intended...probably because he doesn't like the relatives.
 
2018-12-26 02:42:38 AM  
Nice to MEAT you!
 
2018-12-26 04:13:07 AM  
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2018-12-26 06:40:16 AM  

fusillade762: an argument about which day his family should eat Christmas dinner

If this happened today what other day was someone arguing for??


Xmas eve? Weekend gathering?
His parents were coming then?
 
2018-12-26 07:33:47 AM  
We do steamed ham at our house.


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2018-12-26 07:56:00 AM  
+1 subby, would read again!  :D
 
2018-12-26 09:13:51 AM  
"You ever been SO MAD..."
 
2018-12-26 09:25:51 AM  

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that is good mustard, especially the real stuff from France

/Amora is nice too


I'm just gonna put this right here.

America's oldest stone ground mustard mill.

/since 1900
//still owned by the Rayes
 
2018-12-26 10:49:29 AM  
I hope he enjoys his Christmas bologna sandwich!
 
2018-12-26 11:18:37 AM  
Lol of course it happened in Laurel county,this place is farked.
 
2018-12-26 12:59:50 PM  
Kentucky....Was it still in the Dollar General can?
 
2018-12-26 01:39:48 PM  
This seems like a ham handed way to solve a problem...


Oh..The best mustard...
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2018-12-26 01:50:46 PM  
Subby?

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2018-12-26 07:58:30 PM  
CSB- I dated a girl whose dad assaulted her older sister with a roast .
 
2018-12-26 08:21:40 PM  

RottenEggs: CSB- I dated a girl whose dad assaulted her older sister with a roast .


Really ? what was his beef ?
 
2018-12-27 02:20:40 AM  

capt.hollister: RottenEggs: CSB- I dated a girl whose dad assaulted her older sister with a roast .

Really ? what was his beef ?


Obviously he had a bone to pick with her over something...
 
2018-12-27 07:34:36 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: capt.hollister: RottenEggs: CSB- I dated a girl whose dad assaulted her older sister with a roast .

Really ? what was his beef ?

Obviously he had a bone to pick with her over something...


Yeah but throwing beef at your own daughter is never a good idea .
 
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