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(MSNBC)   As Infrastructure Week comes to a close, join us for the MSNBC FRESH HELL FRIDAY thread. Fun starts at 8pm EST, BYOB, IYKWISAITYDNTTAWWT   (msnbc.com) divider line
    More: Live, Donald Trump, President of the United States, Republican Party, George W. Bush, President, Ivana Trump, Fred Trump, Donald Trump's inaugural committee  
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2018-12-14 04:17:12 PM  
HOLA MADDITES!
 
2018-12-14 04:18:00 PM  
Happy Friday

What a day
 
2018-12-14 04:18:52 PM  
You forgot LOLOMGWTFROFFLES.

Downvoted
 
2018-12-14 04:19:11 PM  
Hey hey!
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2018-12-14 04:19:11 PM  
Well done.

Favorite acronym (from back in the BBS days): HTTY - Happy Trails To You (said to someone who was leaving).
 
2018-12-14 04:19:23 PM  

HedlessChickn: You forgot LOLOMGWTFROFFLES.

Downvoted


BLARG. BLARG TO YOU I SAY!!!
 
2018-12-14 04:21:27 PM  
Meh.

Criminals gonna crime.

Waiting for the denouement.
 
2018-12-14 04:22:15 PM  
I need to go find all my tools.

Boy child used them to fix his car. Did not put them back.
 
2018-12-14 04:22:50 PM  
This just in: front runners for the White House Chief of Staff position have been announced: David Dennison, John Barron, and "Individual 1".
 
2018-12-14 04:23:57 PM  

stickmangrit: HedlessChickn: You forgot LOLOMGWTFROFFLES.

Downvoted

BLARG. BLARG TO YOU I SAY!!!


FWIW I forgot BBQ in mine.
 
2018-12-14 04:24:42 PM  
BYOB you say?  I bought a case of this today BECAUSE IT WAS ON SALE!!!!1

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I saved dozens of dollars.
 
2018-12-14 04:25:13 PM  

The Third Man: This just in: front runners for the White House Chief of Staff position have been announced: David Dennison, John Barron, and "Individual 1".


Right now, I give equal odds to Jared or "I don't need a chief of staff, anyway"
 
2018-12-14 04:25:50 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Hey hey!
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I fell in love with her as Wednesday when I was a kid.
 
2018-12-14 04:26:00 PM  

markie_farkie: BYOB you say?  I bought a case of this today BECAUSE IT WAS ON SALE!!!!1

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I saved dozens of dollars.


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2018-12-14 04:26:34 PM  
 
2018-12-14 04:27:15 PM  
I'm hoping that Pence is gone juuuuuust after the Dems take the house.
 
2018-12-14 04:28:05 PM  
I'm fatigued. The heavens conspired to prevent me from seeing meteors last night. This week was definitely Happening, but I'm drained of energy. Glad that non-Russian Conspiracy crimes are being investigated, because Congress and the DOJ can't keep depending on Mueller forever. They've got jobs to do, and I'm glad that that prick Ivanka and that coont Kushner are getting nailed. They disgust me.

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2018-12-14 04:28:22 PM  

NeoCortex42: More legal issues for Trump:
https://thehill.com/latino/421459-nj-a​ttorney-general-investigating-trump-go​lf-club-over-claims-of-harassment-and


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SIX! SIX CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS! AH AH AH!
 
2018-12-14 04:28:29 PM  
*cries*  Fark ate my multi response too all the car posts.

MiL called last night, hence my late responding to begin with.   Good call, though.  They are coming up to visit near New Year's.

Thank you all for your vehicular support and sharing.  It's already getting dark so likely no pics today either.  Maybe flash finally apologized to bad camera.  Time will tell.

Remember that cool neighbor we got the tree from?  Might be getting a couch and two wing chairs that prior belonged the neighbor next door that since sold their house, but she gave them to the neighbors that now might be giving them to us.  All three pieces are locally made.  (image below, just for silly reasons)

It's the circle of shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrre!

Or something.
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2018-12-14 04:30:10 PM  

HedlessChickn: I'm hoping that Pence is gone juuuuuust after the Dems take the house.


That would be dreamy.
 
2018-12-14 04:30:37 PM  
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Happy Friday, folks!

I likely won't be around much tonight, but I assure you, this is NOT a bookmark!
 
2018-12-14 04:31:44 PM  
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The devil tempted me today.
 
2018-12-14 04:32:40 PM  
Well  no Mergh from me
I passed my performance review not great but having 0 organizational skills can do that
Hai everyone
 
2018-12-14 04:32:50 PM  

lilyleftthevalley: *cries*  Fark ate my multi response too all the car posts.

MiL called last night, hence my late responding to begin with.   Good call, though.  They are coming up to visit near New Year's.

Thank you all for your vehicular support and sharing.  It's already getting dark so likely no pics today either.  Maybe flash finally apologized to bad camera.  Time will tell.

Remember that cool neighbor we got the tree from?  Might be getting a couch and two wing chairs that prior belonged the neighbor next door that since sold their house, but she gave them to the neighbors that now might be giving them to us.  All three pieces are locally made.  (image below, just for silly reasons)

It's the circle of shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrre!

Or something.
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You need to explain those giraffes, young lady. No, maybe you don't. I shall use my imagination instead.
 
2018-12-14 04:33:19 PM  

lilyleftthevalley: *cries*  Fark ate my multi response too all the car posts.

MiL called last night, hence my late responding to begin with.   Good call, though.  They are coming up to visit near New Year's.

Thank you all for your vehicular support and sharing.  It's already getting dark so likely no pics today either.  Maybe flash finally apologized to bad camera.  Time will tell.

Remember that cool neighbor we got the tree from?  Might be getting a couch and two wing chairs that prior belonged the neighbor next door that since sold their house, but she gave them to the neighbors that now might be giving them to us.  All three pieces are locally made.  (image below, just for silly reasons)

It's the circle of shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrre!

Or something.
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Yay!

Glad things are working out for you.
 
2018-12-14 04:33:43 PM  

the_innkeeper: Meh.

Criminals gonna crime.

Waiting for the denouement.


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2018-12-14 04:35:47 PM  
Copper street brass

Greensleeves
Youtube -tTdH2W_NUk
 
2018-12-14 04:36:23 PM  
*To be clear, by "taken out" I specifically mean removal of Pence from office legally. Nothing more.
 
2018-12-14 04:38:52 PM  

HedlessChickn: *To be clear, by "taken out" I specifically mean removal of Pence from office legally. Nothing more.


You have to be careful what you say these days. For example, I keep my ideas for the Trump memorial completely to myself.
 
2018-12-14 04:40:37 PM  
Hi all!  I just found out there's an Oregon Trail app for iphone.  I know how I'm spending my weekend!!
 
2018-12-14 04:40:38 PM  

HedlessChickn: I'm hoping that Pence is gone juuuuuust after the Dems take the house.


Scenario: Pence resigns, then Trump names McConnell VP.  Now what?
 
2018-12-14 04:41:25 PM  

Tsukue: Hi all!  I just found out there's an Oregon Trail app for iphone.  I know how I'm spending my weekend!!


With dysentery.
 
2018-12-14 04:41:27 PM  

Tsukue: Hi all!  I just found out there's an Oregon Trail app for iphone.  I know how I'm spending my weekend!!


Dying of dysentery?
 
2018-12-14 04:41:41 PM  

clodcomplex: HedlessChickn: I'm hoping that Pence is gone juuuuuust after the Dems take the house.

Scenario: Pence resigns, then Trump names McConnell VP.  Now what?


The government buys stock in lettuce?
 
2018-12-14 04:42:07 PM  

clodcomplex: Tsukue: Hi all!  I just found out there's an Oregon Trail app for iphone.  I know how I'm spending my weekend!!

With dysentery.


TWO SECONDS!

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2018-12-14 04:42:30 PM  

clodcomplex: HedlessChickn: I'm hoping that Pence is gone juuuuuust after the Dems take the house.

Scenario: Pence resigns, then Trump names McConnell VP.  Now what?


Who becomes Senate Majority Leader?
/because betcha Mitch has a indictment under seal, too.
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2018-12-14 04:42:34 PM  
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Flippopotamus wants to be the new Rohrabacher
 
2018-12-14 04:42:48 PM  
 
2018-12-14 04:43:20 PM  

clodcomplex: HedlessChickn: I'm hoping that Pence is gone juuuuuust after the Dems take the house.

Scenario: Pence resigns, then Trump names McConnell VP.  Now what?


I think the timing matters on this one.

Does Pence resign before the Democrats take over the House?
 
2018-12-14 04:43:22 PM  

Tsukue: Hi all!  I just found out there's an Oregon Trail app for iphone.  I know how I'm spending my weekend!!


Dying of dysentery?
 
2018-12-14 04:44:20 PM  
I need to catch up on everything: Trump crime land, the DNA/poop article Nana linked, what's for dinner tonight.
Gorey for your WTF
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2018-12-14 04:44:22 PM  

EighthDay: clodcomplex: Tsukue: Hi all!  I just found out there's an Oregon Trail app for iphone.  I know how I'm spending my weekend!!

With dysentery.

TWO SECONDS!

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Yeah, I was even worse.  But my excuse is that I'm actually (sortof) studying and thus not so quick to reply.
 
2018-12-14 04:44:38 PM  

clodcomplex: [img.fark.net image 425x208]
Flippopotamus wants to be the new Rohrabacher


Being a convicted felon, can he even run?
 
2018-12-14 04:45:45 PM  

HedlessChickn: clodcomplex: [img.fark.net image 425x208]
Flippopotamus wants to be the new Rohrabacher

Being a convicted felon, can he even run?


Yes.
 
2018-12-14 04:45:51 PM  

EighthDay: clodcomplex: HedlessChickn: I'm hoping that Pence is gone juuuuuust after the Dems take the house.

Scenario: Pence resigns, then Trump names McConnell VP.  Now what?

I think the timing matters on this one.

Does Pence resign before the Democrats take over the House?


If Pence resigns before the Dems take the house, they can install whomever they want.

After the Dems take the house, they'll have to negotiate as both houses must agree.
 
2018-12-14 04:46:41 PM  

EighthDay: HedlessChickn: clodcomplex: [img.fark.net image 425x208]
Flippopotamus wants to be the new Rohrabacher

Being a convicted felon, can he even run?

Yes.


Well, f*ck.
 
2018-12-14 04:47:33 PM  

HedlessChickn: EighthDay: clodcomplex: HedlessChickn: I'm hoping that Pence is gone juuuuuust after the Dems take the house.

Scenario: Pence resigns, then Trump names McConnell VP.  Now what?

I think the timing matters on this one.

Does Pence resign before the Democrats take over the House?

If Pence resigns before the Dems take the house, they can install whomever they want.

After the Dems take the house, they'll have to negotiate as both houses must agree.


I can't see Pence resigning. He wants the big job.
If he resigns, his political career is 100% over.
 
2018-12-14 04:48:13 PM  
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2018-12-14 04:48:24 PM  

clodcomplex: [img.fark.net image 425x208]
Flippopotamus wants to be the new Rohrabacher


His opponent will have run ads about how that door was a little snitch and a dipshiat.
 
2018-12-14 04:48:44 PM  

obenchainr: EighthDay: clodcomplex: Tsukue: Hi all!  I just found out there's an Oregon Trail app for iphone.  I know how I'm spending my weekend!!

With dysentery.

TWO SECONDS!

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Yeah, I was even worse.  But my excuse is that I'm actually (sortof) studying and thus not so quick to reply.


I really hope that's not my only ending option.  If i remember correctly, you could also be swept away while fording a particularly bad river...  And y'all are pretty funny, even with the timing.
 
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