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(eBay)   2 Story Beer Bong. Make your frat party wild for sure   ( cgi.ebay.com) divider line
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2002-01-20 08:54:38 PM  
2002-01-20 08:56:28 PM  
I know, how the hell could they auction something like this and not include a picture.
2002-01-20 08:58:09 PM  
Couldn't you buy 20 feet of PVC tubing or vinyl tubing and a funnel and get a valve for it or something?

I'll believe its fancy when I see a picture. Plus 20 feet of beer may weigh a lot and have a lot of inertia. I.E. it may come out of the bottom hard enough to hurt.
2002-01-20 08:58:51 PM  
2002-01-20 08:59:51 PM  
Catheter not included !

2002-01-20 09:00:37 PM  
shipping cost? picture? anything?

god damn Californians.....
2002-01-20 09:02:03 PM  

Thats exactly what I was thinking. My beer bong is about 2 feet and that thing absolutly slams beer into ya. 20 feet would make for a shiatload of pressure.
2002-01-20 09:03:47 PM  
How much sucking power would that require?


"It's Mega Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!"
2002-01-20 09:04:19 PM  
Beer bongs with a tequila shot poured on top are quite fun...Ask me for details on my next party..
2002-01-20 09:04:54 PM  
What's a beer bong?
2002-01-20 09:04:59 PM  
how do articles like this slip though the cracks? it just farking sucks. no two ways about it. not even a damn picture of this thing and only a little 2 sentence description. lame
2002-01-20 09:05:26 PM  
Fits over a 12 pack. Now I can drink 12 beers, if you give me a few minutes ... (okay an hour or two maybe) but ... beer bong on a twelve pack? Insanity.
2002-01-20 09:06:55 PM  
2002-01-20 09:09:23 PM  
I take offense to that Darkmagex not all of us *takes moment to flip back long hair* Californians are lazy beach bums.
2002-01-20 09:09:33 PM  
After all, those frat guys need encouragement when it comes to binge drinking...
2002-01-20 09:10:06 PM  
Plus your just jealous that we have all the hard-bodied chicks and much bigger dicks.
2002-01-20 09:14:10 PM  
So they offer hazard insurance for whatever dumb fark actually used this? They'll be going to the hospital...
2002-01-20 09:15:32 PM  
I favor gravity cannabis bongs
2002-01-20 09:16:57 PM  
No P'shops or sports reports? Lets find a pic and make our own Photoshop thread.

My candidate:

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2002-01-20 09:17:23 PM  
I was at an ultimate frisby party last year(no I don't play, and of course I didn't know anyone there), and this guy who lived in my building was telling the story of his last hit off the bong(included him falling asleep in the trash room), but when he was done, he sucked down almost 3/4 of the 2 story beer bong. He was trashed.
2002-01-20 09:24:33 PM  
01-20-02 09:04:54 PM **Qinopio** : What's a beer bong?

2002-01-20 09:26:51 PM  
To each his own I suppose, but I've never been much of a sprinter when it comes to drinking. I prefer marathons. Give me a case of beer, a liter of Crown Royal, someplace to piss, and I'm a happy man. No need to be in a hurry.
2002-01-20 09:34:47 PM  
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2002-01-20 09:51:27 PM  
2002-01-20 09:52:48 PM  
Not to mention, it would be hard to make the trumpet sound at the end (the signature move of all beer bongers).
2002-01-20 10:06:42 PM  
If I want some beer
I don't want to hear
About how I missed the show
Because I drink to slow
So pass me the beer bong
It wont take very long
For me to put down
This torpedo to the ground
Because drinking beer is to slow
Beer bong is the way to go
To go to go
Don't drink to slow!

NOFX "Beer Bong"
2002-01-20 10:14:45 PM  
Just remember kids, don't drink the foam!
2002-01-20 10:17:11 PM  
It appears ebay is Farked... Did we do that? ;-)
2002-01-20 10:30:41 PM  
i've hit a beer bong that was about 15 feet. i only put a 6 pack in it, and it didn't hurt from the pressure or whatever you shmucks were talking about.. it was some rockin haggard shiat, yo..

i did puke a lot though :/
2002-01-20 10:45:39 PM  
We did a three-story beer bong when I was in the Navy. By the time you get the thing filled, you have to crimp the end seven times to keep it from busting out. (we ended up using a g-clamp) Then when you try to drink, the beer comes out like a fire extinguisher.

Ryanmac72, nice tip about the tequila. I'll have to try that!
2002-01-20 10:49:47 PM  
40 bucks for a funnel with 20 feet of tubing?

I think I might go into business.
2002-01-20 10:51:10 PM  
perhaps we should chip in and get this for Drew, for the next Fark party
2002-01-20 11:16:41 PM  
My first photoshop! And it isn't even a photoshop thread! And it sucks!
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2002-01-20 11:18:58 PM  
Speaking of photoshop, what's the best book to use as a photoshop reference/tutorial?
2002-01-20 11:25:48 PM  
This has Drew's name written all over it.
2002-01-20 11:32:20 PM  
There are only two boys who can make a frat party wild:

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2002-01-20 11:52:30 PM  
wow... a whole weekend w/no photoshop
2002-01-21 02:23:20 AM  
Freak - bigger my ass, it's just really cold here in Rochester =)

yeah, that's it.....
2002-01-21 07:35:36 AM  
Qinopio goes to U of Michigan and doesn't know what a beer bong is? Well, better to ask people you don't know I guess.
2002-01-21 08:39:45 AM  
My fraternity house in college was four stories, including the basement with a stair case that rapped around the outer edge of the lobby (very old victorian home). We afixed probably 30 feet of tubing to it and which could hold in the neighborhood of 10 beers. It hadn't been cleaned in a few weeks and got a little gteen near the valve. Some drunk moron demanded we load it up and he chugged the whole thing, mold and all. Jackass was puking up a vital organs...good times, good times!
2002-01-21 11:07:02 AM  
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2002-01-21 03:59:07 PM  
if you throw all of fark.com at a beer related device auction, and it doesnt have a bid, it aint gonna sell
2002-01-21 04:15:19 PM  
ok, since when does 12 feet equal 2 stories?
2002-01-21 04:42:14 PM  
This is odd... I live in San Luis Obispo, and my school is basically divided between aggies and stoners. I'm surprised I heard about this off of Fark and not around town :P
2002-02-03 01:43:59 AM  

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